Thread 713933524

Its Saturday and that means its time to PUSH THE BLOODY CART in TF2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club

>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders


>For Sunday Night, we are going to play insurgency(the 2007 sourcemod)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/17700/INSURGENCY_Modern_Infantry_Combat/


want to get pinged about this server until the heat-death of the universe? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

>>713933524 (OP)
I don't FEEL like it

Did they remove the payload intermissions? I ain't doing that shit again

>even more retarded gooner models
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY, MY DISK IS GETTING FULL

>>713933727
>payload intermissions?
the what?

>>713934009
reminder that every single 2hu character was put in and we still don't have doomguy or mastercheif, and they wonder why they're called fagmins

>>713934163
Fagmins made us play a straight line map before the real ones
I'm joking

>>713934221
touhou WON
vocaloid WON
family guy WON

it takes too long to download your stupid retarded custom files. delete them i need to spray my furry porn immeowdiately

>>713933727
>>713934241
just play tfc :^)

>>713934221
I sent the doomguy model in with the 2hu characters not my fault polar is a lazy fuck

>>713934241
>desert bus before every map

>>713934297
Im a bugchaser btw forgot to add that to my post

>>713934429
based

>>713934429
yeah nigga, and?

>>713933524 (OP)
>insurgency 2007
holy kino

>>713934429
Levy btw

who am i raping today?

>>713935027
>>713935223
DOES NOT COMPUTE
DOES NOT COMPUTE

>>713935027
From now on, there will be no more rape in this prison.

>>713935326
NO RAPE? SHOW OF HANDS, HOW MANY PEOPLE RAPED SOMEONE IN THE /V/AN? UH HUH. HOW MANY PEOPLE BEEN RAPED IN THE /V/AN? ALL OF 'EM, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT. YOU CAN'T GET NO HIGHER THAN THAT, NIGGA. YOU STEP IN HERE, YOU GETTIN RAPED. RIGHT UP THE MOTHERFUCKIN BROWN EYE, BABY.

I RAPED A FEW NIGGAS MYSELF. AIN''T REALLY ENJOY IT. NOT THAT MUCH. SHIT FELT GOODER THAN A MOTHERFUCKER THO. I DIDN'T LET THAT NIGGA KISS ME OR NOTHING, BUT I DID TEAR THAT MOTHERFUCKING ASS UP, NIGGA. I AIN'T GONNA LIE ABOUT IT. BUT THAT'S WHAT THE PARTY /V/AN DID TO ME.

>>713935027
Kevin Scott Nash

>>713934429
levy post

“Levy the mighty! Levy the unerring! Levy the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Levy StormGAWD, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Warriors of the Van, for I love you.”
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Levy cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the party /v/an! The future of 4CHAN! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth!”

>>713936808
this probably goes hard if you chase trannies

>>713936948
this post probably goes hard if it wasn't your projection onto a warrior than yourself

>>713936851
cuhm. those stockings

how did the levy tranny chaser meme even start?

>>713937237
if you want the real story, bakugo wasn't going to give the code for the thread post plugin in the server without figuring out a way to ruin it for everyone. and just so happens around that time one of the regulars of the server had a sperg moment and hinted at levy being closeted without providing any evidence so bakugo has been rolling with it and making all these posts. unfortunately no one's told him that this bit got boring half a year ago and he's still trying to force it

>>713937486
this

>>713937486
so what you’re saying is, we behead bakugo!

>>713937237
CHADvy himself makes those posts because he is not insecure about his sexuality

>>713937716
it is always morally right to votekick bakugo

>>713937857
it all makes sense, he TANKS every single post because HE made them

enough of this e-playground talk what tf2 weapon you wish got an aussie in the next mvm update (it won't happen but if it did...)

>>713938114
the ching chong cheater

>>713938114
pistol and shotgun never getting ones are criminal

25 seething comptrannies on cp_warmfrost

>>713938114
Original solely for tanking Strange Cockrocket prices.

my name is levy, i love the trannies
it was difficult to rizz them together
but unfortunately, something went wrong
and now i cant do anything but sing this stupid song
my name is levy

32 apes, baboons, and gorillas on plr_bananabay

can we do dod next sunday

35 harrible piles of gahrbage on garbage_day

DUSTBOWL IS UP NEXT FELLAS GET LOCKED LOADED AND READY FOR THE LONG HAUL

don't kill the server before 1 am I'm defending the white house from aliens

>>713942552
keep up the good work soldier o7

32 samurai with such skills on pl_yokohama

attention mercenaries, cover snowshoe with your cum NOW

who keeps farting

>>713945856
i love huffing braphog farts, who am i?

35 corny ass niggas on pl_midwest

simpson house more like spawncamp house

>>713947371
I'm the dud btw

>>713939118
best post itt

>>713938962
based

39 players spawncamping and getting spawncamped on pl_simpsonhouse
(this coal stays in while gemmy cp_niggers is out of the map pool btw)

>>713948032
>saying this when fags would break the spawn doors on cp_niggers so you couldn't even play either way
WOOOOW

>>713948195
>forgetting that the spawn doors were fixed around this time last year

>>713948305
you're right this map is better and worth keeping

>>713948383
meant for >>713948195 my mistake

>>713948465
I was busy touching my little sister btw

>>713948493
did she enjoy it?

>>713948517
idc that wasn't for her enjoyment

42 miners looking for minors on ctf_minecraft_cave

yep it's another afk strange farming map

>>713949429
t. seething bligger getting spawnraped LOL

>>713949429
take these dogshit killbox maps OUT of the rotation the only good one is cp_niggers (not because of niggerhate, but because it has corners)

>>713949429
bottomscore player btw

anyone wanna play freak fortress?

74.91.119.154:27016

>>713949489
im trans btw

>>713949471
>>713949593
I always manually join the raping team.

>>713949726
>admitting you're weak
no that's not how this is supposed to go you're supposed to pretend you're not a pussy bitch

>>713949684
dm me https://steamcommunity.com/id/WakeUpDpYourMom

>>713949843
Doesn't matter, you won't do anything about it anyway.

>>713949906
there that's much better, bitch nigga

>rage RTVing
tanyalol

>>713950280
im dead? yeah rtv this map pronto

>>713950280
>t. strange farmer

>>713950280
obese lol

45 noscopers and 1 crying squeaker sitting out until its over on arena_mw2_highrise_dmvm_v3

>>713949489
cp_niggers is fun

50 goyim helping the big guy on vip_dustbowl_julius

>>713951269
scratch that 49 anons about to throw it back and go pantsless on coomer_b2 (doesnt have the zero hour textures)

>sharty/jewioware
it's so over

49 players taking turns shoving figment up their asses on tf2ware

>third of the server AFK
yeah /v/an decline habbening

>>713951850
WARIO SHOW YOU FUN

Simon is gay but that's still better than tf2party

that was actually fun besides the simon says faggotry

54 FAGGOTS getting RAPED on achievement_faggots

BRIANPUKE

fixit4

there were 54 faggots here... now it's a ghost cinema

my game just crashes from stress

I spam call beyond and server crashed ebin

CP_NIGGERS IS BACK UP GET IN ONCE IN A LIFE TIME EVENT TO PLAY LIKE THE NEETS HAVE FOR MONTHS

ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL CINEMA SUNDAY

>>713953427
notyet

This server is too incestuous. I don't give a fuck what Levy or whoever the fuck is doing. I don't care about your shitty low quality joke map. I want to play tf2.
>but guise we gotta rtv to go to koth_niggercunny_childporn_v13 guise

did you guys test insurgency yet because I just downloaded it and the shit crashes on startup.

>>713953535
You gotta be in earlyhours / one of the few 2 am SURVIVORS if you actually want to play tf2. This is the real secret to /v/an.

>713953535

unironically yes

my farts smell rancid

Beta start up a lobby rq

>>713953790
this is true, all the spastic retards seem to show up around 12-1am EST but if you're in a Good Timezone and can play at like 4am est it's nice small game tf2 on non-official but normal maps, and earlybird 7-10 is a mix of average workshop maps and REAL OG SHIT like dustbowl and well

sharty/warioware/niggers tends to come on around midnight and thats basically where the server dies

>>713953535
OH NOW you're crying yeah hold on
!rtv
!nominate tf2party

>played maps where we were spawnkilling eachother + dustbowl and no one made a peep
>now its a problem cause its cp_niggers

>>713953736
>testing sunday games
you will pay 4.99 for Insurgency 2 to only play it once ever with a bunch of mods that ruin the game and you will like it!

>>713954069
but its not Insurgency 2 its Insurgency the source mod which is free

>>713953736
git gud

god i love having to waste minutes loading because some faggot added a single new saysound that just couldn't wait until after the server went offline

trannies

alright I'm done pissing and shitting you can rtv this map now instead of not playing half the minigames

Reply to this if you have saysounds off like the abnormal weirdo you are.

>>713956693
the fagmins disabled half the server's saysounds so it doesnt matter anyways

>>713955603
i like that, levy btw

Kill spies

OPEN THE LOCKER ROOM

42 humans rocking their world at dustbowl_nights <3

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLDSTAR

bakugo meltdown

HERE LIES BAKUGO, HE NEVER SCORED

>>713960202
ackshually I was topscoring before I accidentally said something transphobic and made levy mad

>saysounds get cut off
fixit

>>713960282
lol obese

>>713960282
I'm not your engie bitch next time build YOUR OWN amp

>>713960282
tubby wubby bakublubber

>>713960351
>>713960429
>>713960550
I'm so sorry sisters... I promise I'll do my best to be a proper trans ally from now on!

Bakugo has come to terms with his new pronouns

post your go to gas station snack

>>713960735
lol obese

>>713961003
dr pepper dr pepper dr pepper

>>713961003
turkey sub with extra mayo packets and cheetos

>>713961003
dr pepper and a gas station crispy chicken sandwich (its okay)

>>713961094
based
>>713961204
based

>>713961003
a tranny's sweaty ass, im levy btw

>>713961294
lol obese

>>713961294
lol obese

>>713961294
lol obese

do bakugo boobs make milk

>>713961476
lol obese

!saxton who would win in a fist fight, engie or me

can snowshoe's boycunny cum?

broken and overmunch are admins again
where are the saysounds that call them fags

>>713962541
lol obese

>>713962541
fat

snowshoe is boyovulating again
saysounds for this feel?

>>713962913
notfunny

levy's stiff nipples from the cold..

levy's tight brown twink ass…

the pleasures of being filled with jarjar milk-Bakugo 2025

>cant even win with !jihad spam
LOL

>>713961003
Don't really go for gas station food much anymore but the last thing I got was a Buffalo Cheesesteak Hoagie from Wawa

>>713961003
a tranny's sweaty ass, levy btw just posting this twice

>>713964885
hi bakugo

ALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

draining bakugo's sweaty saggy knocking hangers when xie gets uppity and demands to be milked

>>713961294
>>713964885
https://steamcommunity.com/id/bakugo/

sex with warrior's corpse

plapping bakugo's tight pube shaped midna bussy

you know it was a good tf2 night when the "what wrong tonight with the tf2 server" poster is no where to be seen

>>713966771
everyone knows a /v/an is shit when sharty gets voted for so there's no need to ask

>>713967386
im gay btw

all me