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Anonymous No.713935648 >>713935731 >>713935917 >>713935939 >>713936006 >>713936495 >>713936632 >>713936921 >>713937519 >>713938250 >>713941039 >>713941272 >>713942292 >>713942413
Death Stranding 2
Kojima's newest wokeslop, ready to please journos with boss-skipping and suck off D-tier celebrities.
I miss Hideo.
Anonymous No.713935731 >>713937596
>>713935648 (OP)
The last good game with Hideo Kojima's name on it was MGS3. Everything after that has been him sustaining himself on hype from PT.
Anonymous No.713935768 >>713935870
Debrachad board, newfaggot. Out.
Anonymous No.713935850
>She's not actually called "Alright" or "All Right"
Anonymous No.713935870
>>713935768
*slap*
Anonymous No.713935909
its actually just mad max wankery and not woke wankery
Anonymous No.713935917
>>713935648 (OP)
I don't care about any of this. Do we have sales numbers yet?
Anonymous No.713935939 >>713936172
>>713935648 (OP)
>has inherit bias against men
Of course she does.
Anonymous No.713935971 >>713936674
Hey, wokegods, seems like the anti-woke tards are letting us have custody of another soulful game again. Yippiiiieeee!!!

Enjoy your gachaslop lmao
Anonymous No.713936006
>>713935648 (OP)
Even her Kojima face scan is ugly
Anonymous No.713936172 >>713936313
>>713935939
Because they were hiding out from bandits that tried to make them slave women
Anonymous No.713936313
>>713936172
Did the bandits make her ride the back of the buss, where she defiantly said "no"?
Anonymous No.713936447
I don't understand who buy these boring woke walking simulators. It's as if /v/ has all these principles against certain types of games but if some faggot has-been from the 90s gathers them all up then it's suddenly okay because of nostalgia. Makes me think there's a lot more normalfags on this board than we think.
Anonymous No.713936495 >>713937197
>>713935648 (OP)
Anonymous No.713936632
>>713935648 (OP)
>all-female group of bald people in green uniforms that don't associate with men
This is just Alien 3 but with the genders flipped. Are they a religious cult too?
Anonymous No.713936674 >>713937114 >>713938469
>>713935971
A man who creates imaginary battles with his imaginary enemies using made-up words is a man gone mad.
Anonymous No.713936921 >>713937356
>>713935648 (OP)
Anonymous No.713937114 >>713938529
>>713936674
I'm just making fun of anti-wokes on /v/. I know it's not a real movement or a monolith.
Anonymous No.713937197 >>713937516 >>713938151
>>713936495
This has been disproven many times over. In a world of 8 billion+ people the economic influence of 1 random no-name Anon is meaningless.
Anonymous No.713937356
>>713936921
>not even loss in the brickwork
Anonymous No.713937516 >>713937830
>>713937197
Just say its commercial success with 5 million """"PLAYERS""""
Anonymous No.713937519 >>713937585
>>713935648 (OP)
Why are they bald
Anonymous No.713937585
>>713937519
Anonymous No.713937596 >>713937713
>>713935731
>The last good game with Hideo Kojima's name on it was MGS3
his only good game is phantom pain, you know the only game with real gameplay
Anonymous No.713937713 >>713939295
>>713937596
>real gameplay
Anonymous No.713937830 >>713938608
>>713937516
I can't decide if this industry needs more open clarity in actual sales numbers, which Steamcharts to some degree does provide (even if the counting algorithms vary in quality), or if it needs less because salesfagging is so rampant on this board already.
Like on end it's be genuinely interesting to know how something sold on PS5 or on Switch 2, even if the numbers are aren't 100% correct 100% of the time, but on the other hand this shit insights so many stupid flamewars that I'm not sure this board would survive.
Anonymous No.713938151
>>713937197
It's More than one and studios are bad at spending their money
Specially woketards
Anonymous No.713938250 >>713939135
>>713935648 (OP)
out of all her recent roles this is probably the least offensive
Anonymous No.713938469
>>713936674
And i fuck your mother also, take that cock
Anonymous No.713938529 >>713939086
>>713937114
I along with many people that let go of hatred know, you ain't having fun doing this. None of this is fun or good for your head.
Anonymous No.713938608 >>713939045
>>713937830
they'll never do that. same with hollywood box office numbers.
i dont interact with other gamers irl much but from my limited ones at bars, there are still a fair number (mostly older) boomers who will buy the latest AAA slop and say its good. so even games like god of war tranny rock sell, despite how much this board dogs on them
Anonymous No.713939045
>>713938608
Fair. Makes sense.
Normalfags are a plague.
Anonymous No.713939086
>>713938529
Nah, it's definitely fun, at least. You think there's no satisfaction in seeing people on /v/ going from doing victory marches over how DEI is dead one month to crying about another beloved woke game releasing the next?
Anonymous No.713939135 >>713939214
>>713938250
My dude she literally declares her hatred of men as the leader of a group of medical professionals. And that's the "last offensive"? How does your brain work?
Anonymous No.713939214
>>713939135
*least
Fucked that up.
Anonymous No.713939295 >>713940163
>>713937713
Walking isn't gameplay.
Anonymous No.713939741 >>713940989
I miss gameing not being a political battleground.
Anonymous No.713940163
>>713939295
Moving around is actually the majority of gameplay of any game and games need to put emphasis on making movement fun. Open world games could actually learn a lot from Death Stranding instead of just spamming trash mobs at you on the road.
Anonymous No.713940253
Still topping Amazon international best sellers.
Still giving the world a positive message.
Still topping the PS Store best sellers.
Still taking GOTY thanks to Geoff being on his knees.
Still gonna be the talk of the gaming world for years.
Anonymous No.713940535
He really put this bitch in his game????? I am absolutely never buying this game or ever playing it now.
Thanks for bringing this to my attention OP. I had no idea. There's no way I could support this dog shit game now. Go to hell Kojima. You lost me.
Anonymous No.713940732
>it's okay to be woke if Kojimba does it
Anonymous No.713940989
>>713939741
Sucks to be you.
Anonymous No.713941039
>>713935648 (OP)
how does she do it
Anonymous No.713941272
>>713935648 (OP)
seethe
Anonymous No.713941623
There exist attractive black women so why do we always get this bald creature instead?
Anonymous No.713941720 >>713942094
I have never played a single game with Debra Wilson mocapping a character. Not one.
Anonymous No.713942094
>>713941720
You will.
Anonymous No.713942292
>>713935648 (OP)
Dugga doo
Anonymous No.713942413 >>713944646
>>713935648 (OP)
Why is this shaved chimpanzee in yet another game??
Anonymous No.713944472
>slop flopping 2
Anonymous No.713944615
Deborah is so cool.
Anonymous No.713944646
>>713942413
Apparently she's very easy to work with.