The choice that left balding millennials reeling

I prefer the choice for masculine men

>>713940829 (OP)
I'm not balding, it's just thinning.

>>713940829 (OP)
>balding millennials
Why do zoomoids project their own inadequacies so much?

>>713943392
most millennials are balding

tifa was the obvious choice in 1997 and she's the obvious choice now

>>713940829 (OP)

Tifa was the obvious choice before I played it, and Aerith's the obvious choice after having played it; Tifa's boring as fuck.

>>713945310
where's cloud

Is this actually a choice?

Aerith dies like halfway through the game, there is a shitload of stuff you still do after that, tons of more moments with Tifa. Tifa is Clouds canon love interest and have way more history and depth with him

it's always been tifa.

who has the most/best porn? tifa
who makes 3d foids seethe? tifa
who still gets brought up as a top tier vidya waifu? tifa

if aerith wasn't infamously killed she'd be just another 2nd tier white mage waifu no one cared about except a few exceptionally mentally damaged anons.

for me, it's yuffie

>>713940829 (OP)
All wrong. The correct choice is Marlene.

>>713940829 (OP)
They're both attractive unless you're gay.

>>713940829 (OP)
Fuck off, it's just one small bald spot at the back of the head. You can't even really see it if I grow my hair out, but I don't like long hair.

>NOOOOOOOO MY HECKING HAIR-O-RINO
Imagine caring about this effeminate cuckshit.

>>713943772
The youngest millennials are over 30. The average millennial is balding AND has gray hair. It's not 2010s anymore. Millennials are fucking old. Zoomers have about a decade left before they're in the same spot, albeit given how poorly they have aged, most of them actually look worse than millennials, and in a decade they'll look significantly older than millennials.

>>713940829 (OP)
Deliberately has to cut Yuffie out because she's so much better than the other two

The thinking man's waifu