postal dude replaces the protag of the last game you played, how well does it turn out for everyone involved?

>Stardew
It's everything he could ever want. Nothing changes about the game whatsoever, except maybe that you're no longer stuck with a shitty sword.

he gets a team up with jeff to use him as a silencer

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>Disgaea
all the Prinny's are Krotchy's now

>Hexen
not a whole lot changes

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>FTL: Faster Than Light
Umm, he’s a human pilot? Maybe with maxed out combat damage?

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>Scav Prototype
I doubt much changes, other than not having to worry about mood.

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> Planescape: Torment
Literally nothing changes.

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The last game I played was Postal 2 so nothing

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Mario Odyssey
I hope postal dude like hats.

Nothing changes I guess

>Dead Rising 2
Nothing changes

>all these nothing changes
maybe that says more about the games yall are playing then the dude

>>713948349
Fucking hell, I thought I would be the only Hexen answer in this thread

>Metal Gear Solid
world is a fuck.

Assuming he doesn't kill the politician and he replaces Sean
>kidnappers try to go after his dad
>find nothing but a piss stained grave
>go after his wife next
>he laughs when they tell him they've got his wife and tells them to keep her
>try to go after Champ next
>Champ just mauls the goons they send to dognap him
>Kidnappers tearing their hair out because Postal Dude's got nobody important to him they can use to blackmail him

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>deltarune
The knight is gonna get fucked, Toriel is getting fucked, Carol is getting fucked, Queen is getting fucked, motherfucker is gonna be drowning in milf pussy

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>The Binding of Isaac
He starts up with Number One and pisses at everyone to death.

>>713949474
I regret nothing.

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>becomes the head of an interstellar empire already 3/4s of its way across the galaxy
And that's for Bobo the Space Monkey.

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Sniper Elite Resistance (shit game btw)
Nothing changes

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>Postal Dude
>Ever getting pussy

>>713955856
It wouldnt even go in this direction
>kidnappers want to make sean kill for them because sean is good at sneaking and doing things undetected, killing politicians etc
>postal guy on the other hand just shoots up everybody and everything he does ends up as a giant mes

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>Mario Kart World
Oh no, that poor petition...

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Is Postal a lighting in a bottle franchise? Only Postal 2 seems to be well received or discussed to this day.

>>713958025
>Only Postal 2 seems to be well received or discussed to this day.
Because it's a sandbox game with immersive sim elements built entirely around being edgy and offensive to certain groups of people. Postal 1 is a twin stick shooter that didn't work on modern computers for the longest time, Postal 3 was disowned by the developers because it's not a good game at all, and Postal 4 is stuck forever straddling the fence of retreading the same worn out ground as before and being too different from what people have long since become accustomed to. There's also Brain Damage but that's not really a Postal type of game, just a straight forward FPS. That's why you only ever see or hear about 2.

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>Kenshi
He's the average playthrough.

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>Helldivers 2
MY SUPER LASER PISS

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>subnautica
well that "no guns" policy goes right out of the window. Nothing is going to survive, not even then bacteria

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>tf2
I'm not an assassin dad, I'm a crazed gunman

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>Killing Floor
He'd fit right in. If the game was still getting updates I could realistically see a skin being made for him.

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Cookie Clicker?

A whole lot more swearing.
Attempting to create some IEDs using the windup mice.
Pisses on the animatronics
Breaks the computer everytime the moon catches him

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Fallout 4.
Everybody gets fatman'd

>>713958025
Postal 2 is RWS' magnum opus, for sure. I still think 1 is pretty good for the kind of game it is, though.
Paradise Lost should be judged as its own thing since it was made almost 15 years after the fact, and it's damn good considering that.
I haven't played 4 yet. I see that it still gets updates now and then, so I'm pretty much waiting for it to be DONE done. I did play Brain Damage, though. That one's pretty good.

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i'm not really sure but he has probably pissed on a lot of produce

>>713957896
>Mr Dude, we hired you to kill some piece of shit construction manager who's been scamming customers, racked up a huge debt, and is currently in hiding out in his mansion being guarded by a bunch of thugs
>yes
>you were supposed to go to that mansion and put a bullet in his head
>yes
>there's a lot of money riding on this contract
>would you mind explaining why he's still alive and why you're all over the fucking news setting people on fire with a god damn aerosol can and lighter, throwing severed cow heads around, decapitating people with machetes, and pissing on their corpses at a gay disco on the other side of the fucking city?

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>Katamari Damacy Reroll
I can't even begin to imagine, man

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Pooh's home run derby
Uhhhhh Christopher Robin would still kill him, right?

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>XXL Woofia
Non-zero chance he pisses off the wrong person and gets raped.

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>amogus
Nothing changes

To do list:
>reunite the Reikland province
>SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
>defeat Archaon
>see if the ogres have some good chow for Champ

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>Morrowind
It could work. I don't see why not. I just got to the nuclear reactor, so that could go wrong. Otherwise all is Gucci.

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>was playing new vegas with a Postal Dude mod to begin with
Guns don't kill people, I do.

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Tf2 mvm mode
So instead of one psychotic guy that pisses everywhere there's another psychotic guy that pisses everywhere but he's a ginger.
Things stay more or less the same.

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>Palworld
Well, he already has a fondness for animals
And for using animals as silencers
So using them as grenades, rocket ammo, and vehicles should come pretty naturally.