Thread 713956190

Well?

>>713956190 (OP)
Just looking for some cake haha

>>713956190 (OP)
I'm buying spaghetti sauce. We're in the sauce aisle. Move your fat ass so I can get my Prego.

>>713956190 (OP)
Is that wonderbread my nigga?

I listen to video game podcasts while I grocery shop and I'm not sorry

>>713956310
i'd her prego hahahahaa

>>713956190 (OP)
I don't use social media like that, why are you asking?

>>713956190 (OP)
I can guess what that cucumber is for.

>>713956190 (OP)
i wouldnt respond since i'm obviously delusional. no woman has willingly talked to me before and i dont think it'll start now.

Extreme hag sex
Total hag breeding
Excessive hag impregnation

sexo please

>>713956190 (OP)
i fucking LOATHE these fucking meme trends because some random whore puts on this shit ONE god damn time and suddenly every artist is aping it and other whores as well, suddenly it's a "haha yeah all the girlies go out for a quick girlie dinner run at the shop!" bullshit and its all so fucking loathsome
NOBODY wears this shit on the regular

>>713956310
>Prego
nigga

Loving and motherly handjobs administered by neighborhood hag.

Need a mom like that...

>>713956327
*returns the shopping cart but pointed the wrong way in your're path*

>>713956310
pasketti sauce is easy to make from scratch and tastes much better

>>713956718
>look her up
>in her 40s
Damn, that's hot...

>>713956792
DEVILISH
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>>713956646
What's a woman her age doing wearing a pleated mini skirt? Who does she think she is?

>>713956190 (OP)
I mumble "s-sorry" and then leave, even though I wasn't and I needed something from that aisle. I awkwardly stand in the one next to it, pretending to look for something, as I wait for her to go. Then I receive my product and pay via self-checkout while wishing I had ordered it online despite the markup and shipping fees.
I return home, saddened yet again by the experience of feeling like a creep just for existing, and go back to bed without eating.

>>713957295
don't worry anon
one day, things will get better...someday...

>>713956190 (OP)
I once had a woman ask me this at Publix. The issue? She was like 60 years old, 400 lbs, and had her cart in the middle of the aisle while walking VERY FUCKING SLOWLY. My response was:
>Uh. No. I just need to get some almonds.
Cause she was right in fucking front of them.

GIVE DONGTAN WOMAN

>>713956190 (OP)
I can fix her

>>713957295
you should perform a mass shooting at your local grocery shop to get revenge on all the people who made you feel like that

>>713957515
Holy sex

>>713956792
haha you're so quirky and edgy, I love you

>>713956924
you cant keep doing this Lewy...
Lewy...
LEWY

>>713956310
>Prego
Anon come on

>>713957745
It's not about who will let me,
But who will stop me

>>713957593
women are not people so that wouldn't work

Mother!

>>713957295
Yeah.

>>713957295
This but I've been taking creepshots of her the entire time

>>713957295
I feel about 80% of this.
>wishing I had ordered it online despite the markup and shipping fees
>and go back to bed without eating
I'm not quite this far gone.

>>713957295
>not saying "y-you too" and shyly walk away

>>713956190 (OP)
I bet she'd have a very different reaction if it was a hung black man following her and not a small dicked white/asian incel haha

>>713956792
honestly that's fine, mentally challenged people who try their best get a pass, you at least returned the cart so me fixing that takes a second or two and it's one less cart rolling around in the wind
good job man

>>713957515
>plunging neckline
the neckline is non-existant

>>713957904
She looks like the kind of woman I'd want to have rough, dominating sex with. Like the kind where I just treat her like an object, holding her head down onto the pillow as I take what I want from her, even if she didn't like it. And I wouldn't even stick around with her afterwards, I'd just get dressed and leave, ignoring her if she tried to get me to come back.
All of which is incredibly weird to me because I've never felt this way about any character before.

>>713958829
el americano...

>>713957295
This happened to me often. I hate women so much.

>>713957295
>feeling like a creep just for existing
iktfb

>>713956190 (OP)
MRS GRIMES CAN YOU FART FOR ME?!

>>713957265
she never grew mentally, that's why her kids no issue fucking each other

>>713956327
Incorrect. They are failing to account for the factor that the shopping cart is owned by the store. You should only return the shopping cart if the store did not price gouge you. If they did save some of your time and force them to spend their ill gotten gains to pay someone to collect it.

>>713957295
>tell that to Al char once
>get all the support and understanding I never had
it's super over

>>713957582
>>713957586
God I just want to sleep next to her. Just cuddle right the fuck into her and not wake up until 1PM.

>>713960174
retarded sentiment. the store doesn't pay for your selfishness, some poor minimum wagie does.

>>713960410
If that minimum wagie mattered in any way shape or form they would have the self respect to not work for a business that took advantage of them. This is why you should never tip. The employees that accept working for subpar wages are just as much to blame as the employer.

>>713956310
>Prego

>>713960526
>they would have the self respect to not work for a business that took advantage of them
out of touch neet

>>713960174
This mentality is why the west is failing

>>713960312
same

>>713960701
The economy can be fixed if enough people just stood up for themselves and demanded fair compensation for their time. Unfortunately there are too many selfish employees that want the benefits without the work so everyone loses.

>>713960174
so you think it's okay to steal shit and shit and piss in the store because it's the store's problem?
and you wonder why all the stores moved out of your ghetto

>>713960967
If they show no respect for me they get none in return. Respect is earned not demanded.

>Write a character to be a reprehensible cunt except with her husband
>Her son is obviously extremely obsessed with her daughter, and he hates mom because he's been treated like shit by her
>Redditors decide that for no reason at all, mom and son fit together somehow because she's hot in fanart

>>713960536
three tits??

>>713957295
You should just stop giving a fuck what random strangers think, genuinely.

>>713956327
I had to explain this to my grandma and she just said "they pay people to do that"

>>713956190 (OP)
bitch you're the following me, you went from the ramen isle to the chicken tenders to the Mtn Dew

>>713961161
Very amerifat of her

>>713956327
I only listen to OG shit like gamesradar or PCN GEN

>>713960803
*ships another 1 billion niggers and pajeets to ur country who don't care and are happy with being paid with peanuts*
nuffin personnel goyim

>>713961116
>just be normal bro

slammed to the pavement like 'what it is?'
ex want me back, tell her that i'm over this
windows tinted black like my heart i'm emotionless
emotionless

>>713961095
seven vaganias??

>>713956698
this image is reminding me of some fucking reaction image where the caption is OVER THE LINE but now i can't fucking find it no matter how hard i search

>>713956190 (OP)
No I'm *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF* not I'm just *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* just looking for my *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* groceries haha

>>713961365
that's what strikes and unions are for

>>713956190 (OP)
tiny white cocklet havers could never hope to sexually satisfy a woman of this caliber

>>713961385
No, be a freak but own it bitch pussy.

>>713956718
>70% legs

>>713961419
You mean this?

>>713961365
Workers can kill them faster than they can be imported, but once again. Selfish workers want the benefits without doing the work making everyone suffer.