Is your mom GOOD for MAH DICK??

Moooo

>>713958226
Good
I could play wegs with this woman
>>713957989 (OP)
Bad

>>713957989 (OP)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my mom, you little bitch? I'll have you know she graduated at the top of her Yoga class, and has been involved in numerous instructional videos on youtube, and has over 300 million confirmed subscribers. She is trained in Yoga and holistic medicine and has the top cooking website on the entire Internet. You are nothing to her but just another stain. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which she wipes out filth from carpet, clothing and upholstery, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is starting an anti-bullying hashtag against you and rallying her subscribers across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of organic cleaning solution that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and stuff a bar of soap in your mouth in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her hands. Not only is she extensively trained in Tai Chi and Yoga, but she has access to the entire database of New Age crystals and meditation techniques and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and then clean it up like it was never even there. You're dead, kiddo.

>>713957989 (OP)
Only a black man can satisfy her.

Got any gifs I love when they waddle around like baby hippopotamuses lacking any sort of agility or dexterity, bonus points if they fall down and cry

Only black dudes can satisfy her

I want to wrestle a fat chick

>>713958226
>>713958182
>>713957989 (OP)
SEX!

i love whales!

>>713957989 (OP)
*pinches nipple*
*dies of euphoria*

One day she'll take a black load, not realize she's pregnant for 8.5 months, and get stuck with little Mambo

>>713958417

Good thread

>>713958371
>>713958319
Only a black man can satisfy this man.
He can't get hard without that turd being inside his rectum.

>>713958226
Smooth, tight and ..
> tattoo
.. ruined
Why the fuck they always do this

I would love to watch black men literally fucking the shit out of these fat white asses

>>713958550
Abluh wahhh this sopping wet pussy and biteable ass and these fat milky tits are so tarnished by ink bluhhh

>>713958469
imagine having a threesome with these hot twins, rubbing your dick between their tongues as you blow your load

hnng

THAR SHE BLOWS
MAN THE HARPOONS

>it's that time of the day again

https://next.nexusmods.com/profile/Muinainen/mods

>vanilla porn thread on /v/
what

>>713958670
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>713958424
who she? I'm in love

>>713958824
my mom

>>713958760
>>713958824

>>713958760
See this is mostly fine.
Not like the rest of this shit!

>>713957989 (OP)
A body literally handcrafted to handle a BBC.

>>713958424
my fav out of these

>>713958931
I hear transitioning is easier if you get fat during, just skip to the end anon.

why do guys like fat women so much more than women like fat guys
it's not fair vros...

>>713959095
if i had a gf that looked like this I could die happy

>walking on the beach
>it's full of fat moms wearing ill-fitting lingerie they bought 10 years ago

>>713959032
not bad for an older gal desu

>>713959216
>gets gf
>instantly dies

>>713957989 (OP)
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
>*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP

I dont get the appeal of fat asses. I can appreciate nice womanly hips and thick strong thighs but these asses are just gross

I like that we're having at least 1 designated nsfw thread on board. It was long overdue.

>>713959153
Fat is a natural enhancement of a fundamental aspect of feminine beauty; it is antithetical to what makes a guy beautiful.

>>713959238
THAT'S SOMEONE'S MOM ANON

>>713959307
why is the onlyfans watermark so shitty? they need to put a border around the text so you can actually read it

I want to find a woman with an ass like these and just bury my face in it

>>713959334
Not to mention how hard it is to actually stay fat as a healthy man. Like, you have to go out of your way to deliberately evade any form of training and stick to the most degenerate diets to even keep the weight.

>>713959357
And I'll make her someone else's mom too.

america was a mistake

>>713959391

video games

>>713959435
imagine doing mommy rp with her...