>>713957989 (OP)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my mom, you little bitch? I'll have you know she graduated at the top of her Yoga class, and has been involved in numerous instructional videos on youtube, and has over 300 million confirmed subscribers. She is trained in Yoga and holistic medicine and has the top cooking website on the entire Internet. You are nothing to her but just another stain. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which she wipes out filth from carpet, clothing and upholstery, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is starting an anti-bullying hashtag against you and rallying her subscribers across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of organic cleaning solution that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and stuff a bar of soap in your mouth in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her hands. Not only is she extensively trained in Tai Chi and Yoga, but she has access to the entire database of New Age crystals and meditation techniques and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and then clean it up like it was never even there. You're dead, kiddo.
