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Anonymous No.713959802 [Report] >>713960074 >>713960471 >>713965062 >>713965620 >>713967947
>enemy can attack you in safe locations or during cutscenes
Marielx !Vidya4T.Xo No.713960010 [Report]
Then it wouldnt be a "safe location".
Anonymous No.713960074 [Report]
>>713959802 (OP)
when I was at first year uni we'd play this game where you'd sit by the bin and whenever someone used it, you'd say
>come here often?
where do the years go.
Anonymous No.713960120 [Report]
>safe locations have been safe for entire game
>suddenly that one safe location that gets its walls kicked in startling you
Anonymous No.713960471 [Report] >>713960527 >>713961197 >>713964828 >>713964894 >>713965086 >>713965137
>>713959802 (OP)
Do people unironically use their bare hands to lift the seats?
I kick it open everytime
Anonymous No.713960527 [Report]
>>713960471
I not only kick it open I kick it closed when I have to take a shit.
Anonymous No.713961197 [Report] >>713962502
>game let's you heal with herbs
>>713960471
just wahs your hands after bro
Anonymous No.713962502 [Report] >>713964367
>>713961197
What did you touch in the meantime between washing your hands and touching the seat??
Fucking retard
Anonymous No.713964367 [Report]
>>713962502
wash hands
touch seat
do your business
wahs your hands again it's simple
Anonymous No.713964828 [Report]
>>713960471
Usually I am forced to touch the door lock. At that point I have marked my hand as contaminated and will keep it an arms lenght from my body until I have washed it. In the meantime I might as well use it to touch other things like the seat or the flush button.
But if possible I will kick everything in the restroom
Anonymous No.713964894 [Report]
>>713960471
Based like the small chests in zelda
Anonymous No.713965030 [Report] >>713965192 >>713965292 >>713968953 >>713970879
Reminder that being over-hygienic has the opposite effect. You are keeping your body from experiencing a normal amount of bacteria and so it is failing to adapt to its environment. In time, you will just get sick more often.
>what do?!
Washing your hands after the restroom is good.
Washing them compulsively or anytime you touch anything potentially contanimated is bad.
Also, eat your boogers/snot. Shit is good for you and builds your immune system as you introduce bacteria in a caustic environment that makes it easy for your immune system to adapt too.
Anonymous No.713965062 [Report] >>713967038 >>713968149 >>713968656
>>713959802 (OP)
Signalis is such a shame. It's a fantastic game and probably the best eldritch horror video game ever, but it's fucking ruined by its community of troons and people who just make jokes because
>tee hee anime girls lawl XD
Anonymous No.713965086 [Report]
>>713960471
I sit on the seat to piss and shit. If it has wet on it, I might wipe it down before I sit and evacuate.
Anonymous No.713965137 [Report]
>>713960471
toilet paper
Anonymous No.713965192 [Report] >>713965552
>>713965030
>eat boogers
>boogers get reckt by stomach acid
ok einstein, keep feeding away.
Anonymous No.713965292 [Report] >>713965498
>>713965030
Huh that actually makes logical se--
>Also, eat your boogers/snot.
Fucking retard.
Anonymous No.713965498 [Report]
>>713965292
There is literally nothing wrong with it by itself. The only issue is the stigma around it. I am phenomenally healthy and usually only get sick 2-3 times a year. You already eat your snot and boogers anyways when you have to snort snot back into your nose.
Anonymous No.713965552 [Report]
>>713965192
That's the entire point. Boogers encase foreign particles (and thus bacteria) and weaken it. By the time it gets through your stomach acid, it's either completely melted or the bacteria is ripe for your immune system to rape and adapt too.
Anonymous No.713965620 [Report]
>>713959802 (OP)
>when you start pissing and you suddenly notice a gigantic fucking spider in the corner of your eye licking it's lips
Anonymous No.713967038 [Report] >>713967208
>>713965062
>but it's fucking ruined by its community of troons and people who just make jokes because
>>tee hee anime girls lawl XD
.
i honestly don't understand why people think that signalis is "eldritch" or "lovecraftian".
Anonymous No.713967208 [Report] >>713968249 >>713969156
>>713967038
That's the point. It doesn't blatantly shove in your face that you are fighting some eldritch horror. Instead it just presents a situation that is utterly fucked up and that is difficult to comprehend. The eldritch horror is that, the more you try to understand it, the more questions you are left with, while the only answers you get only make it all more horrifying. Also the fact that it heavily implies that Ariane encountered something far beyond everything else that made her twist off.
Anonymous No.713967947 [Report] >>713968325
>>713959802 (OP)
is this some piss fetishism connected to Signalis?
Anonymous No.713968149 [Report]
>>713965062
Simply don't engage. There is no good online community anyway, so honestly avoid that entirely.
Humans are awful, try to always minimalize contact.
Anonymous No.713968249 [Report] >>713968681
>>713967208
>Ariane encountered something
yeah. a leaky nuclear device.
Anonymous No.713968325 [Report]
>>713967947
it's just a little joke
Anonymous No.713968656 [Report]
>>713965062
you know you dont have to visit plebbit and other fandom cesspits

also as a game its ruined by key fetching cause they couldn't come up with more actual puzzles or gameplay and its just 20 nested keys and not much horror
Anonymous No.713968681 [Report] >>713968843 >>713969156
>>713968249
>radiation makes a psyker turn an entire planet into a time-loop hellscape
>ignoring all the surrounding evidence that points towards something extraterrestrial causing it all
Anonymous No.713968843 [Report]
>>713968681
the dying psyker made all that.
self fulfilling prophecy kinda jobby.
it exists because she's dying and she's dying because it exists.
Anonymous No.713968953 [Report]
>>713965030
>Also, eat your boogers/snot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0E04jFei04
Anonymous No.713969156 [Report] >>713969392
>>713967208
>it just presents a situation that is utterly fucked up and that is difficult to comprehend.
that's surreal horror bro
> Also the fact that it heavily implies that Ariane encountered something far beyond everything else that made her twist off.
huh?
>>713968681
aside from gates and red planet nothing implies that there's "something extraterrestrial" causing it
>ariane is incredibly powerful but dormant bioresonant (she's reincarnation of empres)
>nation sends her in metal coffin to die
>she slowly dies from radiation, pain and agony from it awaken her powers, so while she dreams she causes all this shit
Anonymous No.713969392 [Report]
>>713969156
>"aside from gates and red planet"
>one of the most pivotal and key images in the game
Anonymous No.713970879 [Report]
>>713965030
>Also, eat your boogers
Are you in kindergarten? Please tell me you don't do that as a grown-ass man.
Anonymous No.713971446 [Report]
>sees her best friend getting bullied
>does nothing
what the fuck was her problem
the longer i think about it the more i come to conclusuion that everyone in this game deserve what happensto them
Anonymous No.713973325 [Report]
>make sexy robot girls
>forbid to fuck them
what the fuck?