Thread 713965659

how big are you /v/?

10" and i am also CEO of the galaxy

>>713965659 (OP)
Big enough to shut that mouth of hers.
But I'm not into used, STD ridden goods.

Video games.

0.
how would you even measure a clit? Like what's the 'bone pressed' equivalent here

>>713965708
You're fired. t. CEO of the Universe.

>7+ is average
lol, lmao.

i'm pretty big,
round,
and sad...

>>713965659 (OP)
Around 15 cm which is the average in my country as well. So average.

>>713965659 (OP)
Shoes with laces like these always arouse me to extreme levels. Why is that?

>>713965924
>he measures his dick in centimeters

Who /micro/ here

The global average is 5 inches. Anything else is pure cope. If you're 6 and up you're probably too big for any woman who isn't a turbo-roastie or a literal prostitute.

>>713965970
gladiator boots
now you know

>>713966008
6 is definitely not too big for most women lmao. Stop coping

>>713965986
Mega pint

>>713965805
you know the rules

>>713966028
Bullshit. Your brain has been warped by Feminist lies.

>>713965659 (OP)
bigger than my 3ds xl

>>713966001
>Who's a micropenis here?
This guy.

>>713966023
Might be a reason, true. It never ceases to make me go hard. Wonderful stuff.

>>713966008
>6 inches
>too big

>>713965986
astronomical calculations are done with the metric system

This is kind of a stupid question but how do I know if I'm circumcised? I'm American and definitely have some foreskin but it only covers slightly over the bottom of my head and not all of it and it disappears when I'm erect. Do some circumcisions not remove all the foreskin?

>>713965659 (OP)
what really matters the most is to not be circumcised, foreskin makes sex way pleasurable for women

>>713966008
>The global average is 5 inches.
How much would that increase if we nuke india?

>Have 6.8" pecker
>Put on small condom
>It doesn't fit, too small
>Put on medium condom
>It doesn't fit, too small
>Put on Magnum
It fits with just a little bit of room to spare

HMMMMMMM....

>>713965659 (OP)
17cm
Can't be bothered to google what that is in american

>>713966008
this is some cope timmy boy

>>713966131
sounds like you are very circumcised

>>713966131
Yours was botched, which is the worst possible outcome

>>713965986
>he doesn't measure his member with astronomical units

Small pp confirmed.

>>713966059
And so do I

>>713966008
The global average for heigh is also short, and the global average for IQ is VERY low.
The average person is shit, why do you aspire to be it?

>>713966279
very funny now go ahead and post it so I can tell you how to measure it

>>713965659 (OP)
Can't tell, I can't see it through all the stacks of cash I wont be giving her

>>713966213
Oh shit. You're stupid enough to think you're talking to a white dude...

>>713966340
>aspire
it's not like you can change your height or dick length

>>713966340
But I'm above the average in both those AND penis size

>>713965659 (OP)
Why are whites obsessed with humiliation porn? Is this the end phase of every race that achieves superiority? Nowhere else to go but deny the principles that got you to where you were and commit self-destruction?

i measure my pp in stones

>>713966008
>7 inches
>6.5 inch circumference
every girl I went out with always said it was huge and complained about it being too much for them but I just thought they were talking it up for my benefit
after I started also fucking some prostitutes and had literal complaints from some of them about how I fucked them too hard and I am too large, that they won't see me again because my dicks too big, that I should warn them I have a big dick, and some even refusing and giving me a refund after seeing it saying that its too big. I kind of started believing that oh shit mb they were actually for real.

probably doesn't help I would power fuck them for 40+ minutes of hard pounding, never had complaints about the long af foreplay beforehand (which I also really enjoy) but I don't think hurting your partner should be the goal or what you want to happen.

All niggers into femdom need to be killed.

>>713966203
They fuck with the sizing to make men feel better about themselves, not like anyone is going to complain.

>>713966418
>whites
literally all over east asia and latin america

>>713966008
kek, no wonder the chicks I've stuck my dick in turned into loose slots

/v/ - Video Games

>>713965659 (OP)
This would be better if it was a giantess thread and not a faggy penis size one. But of course this is /v/, I don't know what I expected.

>>713966418
>Why are whites obsessed with humiliation porn?
It is quite literally, sincerely, the Jews pushing this shit.

>>713966418
brain damage from being circumcised

>>713965659 (OP)
>7+
>half of the shaft never enters the vagina
What's the point? Vag is 4 inchs deep.

>>713966474
you've never even talked to a woman that wasn't your mother

>>713966489
giantess is a retarded fetish, fuck off.

>>713965659 (OP)
During the sex not a single woman will complain about your dick size (well maybe 0.1% of extremely vapid loose as a bucket whore that had 100s of men). Unless you're actually unironically micro, like below 9 cm erect.

>>713965970
>>713966023
Same, these, flipflops and sandals on good looking women make me diamonds.

>>713966461
yeah by calling it different things instead of small
like
>snug
>instead of small
condom sizes aren't even based on length, but girth

anyone who ever talks about penis size and only mentions length is 100% some insecure faggot and has no basis in reality.

>>713966379
Okay. Wrong choice of word.
Why do you seem to use the average as a measure of success?
Saying your dick isn't small, because it's average, is just lying to yourself. The average penis IS small. Ask literally any female woman or honesty man.

>>713966418
>whites
Americans (honorary niggers) and """people""" north-west of the Alps (snowniggers) are not white.

>>713966534
Sorry for having good tastes, homo

>>713966535
most women are decent human beings who won't make fun of you during the middle of love making.
you guys are always incredibly naive.

>>713966535
>below 9 cm erect
oh no...

>>713966449
>6.5 inch circumference
Dude, you're tearing them apart. I'm barely 4" circumference and they'll complain about bit before relaxing and giving in. Can't imagine what you're putting them through, lol. I'm honestly jealous. Keep stretching em out bro and hope you don't get tied down

>>713965805
>0
Did you use a flat bone-pressed cage? My clitty is still 3 cm long.

>>713966638
>4"
are you a child?

>>713966272
Not that guy but I have a small piece of foreskin on the bottom part but it's very sensitive and I can cum from just rubbing on it so I imagine it's real foreskin and what foreskin would feel like if I had it. Doctor told my dad he left a little bit for me. Having full foreskin must feel incredible

>>713966008
I mean sure but if you compare yourself to a 5'4" indian with a 4 inch dick to feel better it feels like you already lost ...

>>713966534
only when it's paired with some stomping/foot fetish
otherwise it's alright

>>713966131
anon, if you have to ask
yes you are circumsized

I'm 18cm which is a bit above average and I've had girls who had trouble taking it without copious amounts of foreplay. Don't let the porn jew or random tiktok/instagram whores psyop you into thinking you need to be rocco siffredi or have a baseball bat in your pants.

>>713965659 (OP)
never measured my dick before, how do you normally go about it?

>>713966597
>most women are decent human beings
LOL