Thread 713968350

gamer fuel thread

>Black coffee and cigarettes

Congrats. You're the most generic boring person on the planet with no taste, but you think you're actually poetic and deep.

Are you single?

>>713968350 (OP)
This is a gamer fuel of a guy that plays Counter Strike every 3 days in the evening when his girlfriend lets him, not of a real gamer

>>713968350 (OP)
>migraine fuel
fuck off

>>713968350 (OP)
I just drink water and eat gabagool

I like black coffee but only with sweet bakery

>>713968420
You sound incredibly angry and you're projecting hard.

>mfw i quit smoking cigarettes 15 years ago and still miss them
t bh if they hadn't gotten so expensive i'd start again, i don't give af anymore

In modern times the equivalent of this is energy drink and a vape I guess

>>713968608
Seething. I will now proceed to brew a cup of coffee and load it up with milk and sugar in your honor.

>>713968420
>>713968608
>>713968784
who was in the wrong here

>>713968420
sorry I'm not on addy and HRT pills like you trannoid

>>713968667
You're slowly destrying your body just by being alive retard.

>OH NO I MIGHT DIE AT 75 INSTEAD OF 80
who the fuck cares

>>713968861
They're both addicted to a shitty bean that looks like animal dung so I'd say both. Not to mention the sugar and smoking.

>>713968863
>Be generic and you're normal
>Be original and you're on Adderall and hormone therapy

Interesting perspective, anon. So, by your logic, if someone doesn't smoke and like black coffee, then they're on adderall and turning into a tranny on hormone therapy pills? I mean...that's A LOT of people that must be on Adderall and transitioning.

>>713968952
not living as long as possible is a failure to get your money's worth on taxes you've paid for your whole life

WATER!!! ONLY WATER!!

>>713968952
smoking isn't just going to make you suddenly drop dead
you'll be suffering for decades from the effects before you die

>>713969074
>some alcoholic got so mad he made this
kinda funny ngl

>>713968952
You retard, it's not about how long you'll live, it's about quality of life for the last 10-30 years.
You'll look and feel like shit, and will severely struggle doing things your healthy peers can (eg just walking up some fucking stairs).

>>713969019
>you've paid for your whole life
LOL

>>713968350 (OP)
Energy formulas since I want caffiene and hates coffee

>>713969190
>it's about quality of life for the last 10-30 years

nigga you're a walking corpse by then, if the smoking doesn't kill you some other disease will fuck you

>>713969154
What I never understood is the stereotype among gamers and anime fans is they're obese and usually drink five liters of soda a day plus they eat slop, so I don't see how fedoralords and incels would be "healthfags" and water drinkers. Most gamers and anime fans I've seen/known were heavy soda drinkers who were also obese.

> White monster
> Water
> Sprite if i want a sodapop

>>713968350 (OP)
so based, but i also have eggs with my black coffee and morning cigarette

>>713969214
I mean if you literally never buy anything ever because part the cost of everything is still tax you pay then sure, but that would suck, not having cheese or anything ever.

>>713969074
I only drink water but I eat whatever I want. As long as you're not drinking pure sugar and caffeine all day, you'll probably be alright.

Feels like such an easy step to not being a fat fuck, I can't comprehend people who only drink soda; I know some.
"Water is too boring" is the most insane statement I've ever heard.

>>713968861
they're both idiots, including you
I'm the only non seething smart person here.

>>713968861
For some reason, sheltered chuds in this site get triggered-offended over (other) people smoking a cigarettes, like a faggot being offended for people for calling them a stupid faggot

I miss smoking spirits man, the ultimate break time CIG takes fucking 15min to finish.

>>713968350 (OP)
How do people binge coffees and cigarettes? They literally make me shit right away

>>713969328
>you're a walking corpse by then
Only if you treat your body like shit.
You don't have to be a slovenly fuck who can't walk unassisted at 50. Plenty of people out there feeling just as good as they did at 30, doing the same things.

>Gamer fuel thread
>>>It's just anonymous cunts arguing over calories and portion sizes and calling others fat fucks for eating anything other than salad and vegetables and lean meat with water ever

I'm onto you faggots.

>>713969565
Their pipes are clogged.

>>713969565
That's all there is to it, you go shit right after and then you can enjoy some more without immediately shitting.

>>713969565
>Make me shit right away
That's part of the fun.

>>713968350 (OP)
TEAM COFFEE REPRESENT
The -Earth belongs to us

>>713969610
Wheat is literally a jewish plot. They're the ones who originally spread it.

>>713969486
woah share us you're secrets

>>713968350 (OP)
Git gud

I went a loooong time in my adult life without drinking coffee every morning to wake up. Now that I've made it a habit I don't know how the fuck I ever survived without it.

>>713968350 (OP)
>worthless druggie thread #986675

>>713969698
You will never be a Yamanya

>>713968350 (OP)
Cigs make your dick go limp and lose your breath during sex. Enjoy a healthy life style.

/fit/fag crossboard troll thread. You WILL be called a fat fuck for enjoying food and you WILL be lectured about calories or vitamins or some shit.

>>713969565
I have a few cups of coffee and a pack of cigarettes a day, your body adjusts.
I only smoke outside, it doesn't stink the house up and it gets me moving on my feet every now and then.

Coffee in general cleans me out super quick, like I usually ALWAYS have to shit. I don't even really like coffee, though it is nice on cold days and early in the morning. Hot beverages in general are just more relaxing in the colder seasons.

I'm well aware that coffee is an addiction for a lot of people, so it doesn't matter when or where they drink it. My aunt used to drink coffee around the clock from morning to night. I knew old folks who drank decaf around the clock.

>>713968350 (OP)
Nothing makes me happier than money, bbc, and weed

>>713968607
this nigga gets it. the greatest of all life's simple pleasures.

>>713969915
A pack a day is a bit too much anon.

Straight, black coffee is all you need. If you can't stand black coffee without adding a bunch of shit to it you're an absolute sopping fucking pussy.

Coffee is for waking up. It's NOT for a """snack"""

I'm utterly incapable of becoming addicted to tobacco. I can pick it up and drop it whenever I wish without any adverse effects. Haven't touched it now in over a year.

Pipe tobacco is superior.

>>713969525
the reason is probably that cig smokers think their addiction makes them more interesting or cool in some way.
Its true and we all know it on some level so dont bother arguing that point.
Its also incredibly gross and smells like shit and the retards who smoke are always trying to cut corners and stink up the place

>>713970074
if black coffee doesn't actually taste good you're making it wrong

>>713970065
yea I remember when a relative quit they said a pack a day translated to $230 / month on cigs (2015). Now it would be over $300 / month. I go through a pack in ~7/10th of a week. Marlboro silvers since California banned muh menthols

>>713968439
Is that Cory

Camel 99s were my go-tos when I was a filthy smoker.

>>713969915
>>713970065
I used to chainsmoke

When I'm tired I drink Coffee.
When my mouth/throat feel like shit I drink tea.
When I'm thirsty I drink water.
Simple as.

Used to ride on the truck with a driver doing deliveries and I remember one time he stopped and got a pack of cigarettes. He told me he had been trying to quit and was like a year into sobriety and just casually relapsed right in front of me. I don't know why he picked that specific day, but I guess he just couldn't stand it any longer.

Kek

Gotta tell ya fellas, I'd rather crack open a beer once a day than smoke a pack of cigs.

>>713970457
When I'm tired I drink energy drinks
When my mouth/throat feels like shit I drink sparkling water
When I'm thirsty I drink sparkling water
Simple as.

>>713970463
This anon was so unbelievably insufferable that he drove a successful quitter of smoking to relapse.

>>713970564
That is a definite kek

When I'm tired I drink soda
When my mouth/throat feels like shit I drink soda
When I'm thirsty I drink soda

Simple as.

>>713970231
Why don't you just grow your own tobacco anon. It's easy, literally a plant

>>713970564
I must admit that was funny. Good job, OP. My voice is quite annoying, and I enjoy talking, so maybe it was me.

He never indicated that it was because of me though. We seemed to get along for the most part.

>>713970231
>>713970649
You can literally buy tobacco from smoke shops and roll your own cigarettes or smoke it out of a pipe, I guess? I know one guy who rolls his own cigarettes.

Looks like a pain in the ass.

>>713970659
Mum always told me I have a face for radio and a voice for print

>>713968350 (OP)
Based. Personally I prefer pipe.

>>713968350 (OP)
>sucking on the goy sticks

>>713970732
I had a customer at my current job tell me that I sounded like I should be on the radio or do podcasts. I hate how my voice sounds, but to her I must have spoken very eloquently, or like someone you'd hear on the news/radio.

Coffee, cigarettes, pastries. It's my life fuel. I switched from cigarettes to vaping 6 years ago (don't care if you think it's gay)

>>713970809
It is rather gay, but you do you.

When I still smoked weed whenever someone brought out a dab pen it always without fail made me cough my fucking guts out.

Fuck dab pens. And fuck dabs in general come to think of it.

>>713970797
I had a coworker who told me my voice would be perfect for radio or voice acting and I almost explored it as a career but then this voice actor strike shit happened and I lost interest.

>>713970231
who the fuck fractions a week like that, what the fuck

>>713970716
Rolling your own was incredibly common in the UK, felt like the norm. I guess it was cheaper.
Smoking has mostly vanished in the past 30 years, so you don't see it as much any more.

>Eat 1 meal a day
>Drink only water
>Walk 1 hour a day
>Can eat goyslop or cook my own meals without gaining weight

Yesterday I hate 300 grams of turkey bacon with potato chips and goat cheese.

>>713971035
I actually had to google it and saw it was 4.9 days. But that's accurate to how much I smoke. That's why I fractioned it that way. I am always right.

>>713970910
I always cough out my guts when I smoke weed, that's why I started drinking my weed until I had psychotic episode. So easy to over drink tho, one time I slept 2 days and I was still really stoned when I woke up

>>713971074
Sounds like you wasted a lot of time.