>DUDE... what if we made Super Mario Odyssey 2 but made it about Donkey Kong and make him look fucking retarded and woke

>>713970036 (OP)
"Bing-Bing Wahoo!"

>>713970036 (OP)
I hate woke shit and most modern games as much as the next guy, but what exactly is woke about the new DK design? I don't get it, it's not even THAT different.

>>713970220

>>713970260
WEE KAY
WOKEY KONG

>>713970220
He hates the new Donkey Kong because he is scared that Mario might have a daughter, which could result in more Switch 2 sales.

>>713970260
Alright THAT image in particular is pretty gay.

>>713970409
I think you might be talking to yourself.

>>713970450
Nuhuh I've taken my meds.

>>713970527
I don't think you have.

>>713970036 (OP)
This is calculated. Miyamoto is a spiteful man.
First its changing DKs design to "reclaim" his character, getting rid of rares contributions one by one.
Thats not enough for him though. He's as autistic as he is spiteful, and making DK into a literal mouth breathing retard is his "punishment" for daring to leave his creative clutches 25 years ago.
Don't believe me? He killed yokoi over fucking Mario land.

>>713970587

>>713970220
It's just a leftist troon poisoning the well by calling everything woke
And you're a retard for not figuring that out

Do you kids realize how shit video games are in general?

We used to have like incredible games release every month.
And here you are irrationally shitting on and trying to diminish what is obviously a good game from one of the like last four companies left that actually try.

>>713970621
You might still be talking to yourself.
Also please do not insult Shigeru Miyamoto, thank you.

>>713970036 (OP)
I really love how butt hurt /v/ is over Donkey Kong not looking edgy of all characters.

>>713970260
This retard sees hot pink and baby blue and thinks of trannies laugh at him

It is rainbow clown barf but at least it isn't an extraction shooter.

>>713970036 (OP)
Is that the sky island from TotK?

>>713970092
They look like a great tragedy has just brought itself upon them as they embrace in their soon to be final moments.

>>713970967
In the background is supposed to be 25m surrounded by police cars and maybe a gag with Void Kong getting arrested.

The woke left truly pulled a fast one on us with this /v/ros...

>>713970036 (OP)
Yeah, it's fun

Haven't seen gameplay or much info about this game, but this game will NEVER EVER be DK64 and will fulfill the vibe of DK64. I do hope that this game is some 4 year old's DK64 when it comes out though.

>>713971485
It really isn't

>>713971336
Nah, they look more like they just heard that Bowser launched nuclear missiles at the Mushroom Kingdom and they have about 10 minutes before wiped off the face of the earth.

>>713972157
Nope.

>>713970220
Nothing, it's a change in design to appeal to the new 7-15 crowd, and this angers the 25+ crowd.

>>713972531
It doesn't really, it just angers only one person here.

>>713970036 (OP)
>DUDE what if I were obsessed with culture war and seethed about pretty much anything every day for the rest of my life

Bonanza will be switch 2 Botw

>>713972832
And it might introduce Nintendo's second Bing-Bing Wahoo platformer character.

>>713970036 (OP)
I will now buy your game.

>>713970725
No unc, give me more GAAS and Gacha!

>>713971687
I hated TotK, but I could see it being some 12 yrolds 11/10 game they think about for the rest of their life.

>>713970842
redeem the trans saar, rape you later ok?

>Modern Donkey Kong has his tongue sticking out like a lobotomized retard half of the time
Great.

>>713973164
Enough out of you.
Prepare for Mario's daughter.

>>713973208
It's clearly Wario's daughter

>>713970220
>but what exactly is woke about the new DK design
It's just a seething Raresnoy who's mad about the fact that Nintendo is finally removing most of the few remaining traces Rare had to the series. It's probably too much work to get rid of the more famous Kongs that they made, but it's a start.

>>713973245

>THA LOLI IS LE HECKIN' MARIO'S OFFSPRING!!! MARIO HAD LE SEX!!!! OFF-SCREEN!!!!!!1111ONEONEONE

Great, local board autistics have something new and baseless to hyperfocus on for the foreseeable future.

>>713973363
Actually it doesn't take much effort for someone to come to the conclusions I did.
It just takes basic deduction skills.

>>713973363
Based Mario

>Mario offspring
>It's a split-tail

Here is one of the earliest threads discussing Mario's potential daughter.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/707470772/#707473965

>>713970036 (OP)
I eagerly await the disingenuous comparisons between Pauline and Rey Skywalker/Riri Williams.

>>713970621
the yakuza ran over yokoi for making the virtual boy and then joining bandai to make a competitor handheld

>>713970260
Trix Yogurt Kong

>She's totally Mario's offspring!
Pauline has brown hair and blue eyes.

>>713973736
T K!
TASTY KONG!
T K!
TASTY KONG IS HERE!

>>713970260
He looks like he fights Powerpuff Girls

>>713973781
She's also a midget for some reason.

>>713973872
>Baby Mario? Meet Kid Pauline.

Headstache.

>>713970220
it promotes uglyness and pedophiles.
(it also has shitty san fran anime dub actors with no talent)

>New Donkey Kong game has Red Faction tier environment destruction
Huh. Neat.

Pauline Jr. accurate to scale.

>>713974283
not even close. no physics, parts falling down, dynamic rubble and particles ect.

it's just a dynamic mesh like the dynamic snow in Mario Odyssey. it's been a thing since billy hatcher on the gamecube.

>>713974985
Fag nigger cumslurper butthurt that this will be another Nintendo banger that all sane true gamers will absolutely love detected.

>>713973695
No it was for daring to mess with miyamotos baby
There was a big feud over movement and fire flower in SML

>>713970036 (OP)
I hope it has Funky Kong in it

>>713970036 (OP)
>DUDE... what if we made Super Mario Odyssey 2

Yes please!

>>713970036 (OP)
>Literally gave him hype moment and aura.
>snoygger called it woke because woke slop is the only thing they ever played.

>>713975196
your skitzo corporation cocksucking is irrelevant.
The destruction is not redfaction tier and that's a fact.

>>713975196
incoherent, non-english, non-sequitur.
why are tendie fanboys so mentally ill?

>>713975484
Now they have to make the next Smash a brand new entry instead of a souped up port of Ultimate.

>>713975741
>>713975621
>>713974985
>>713970260
Eric, you lost

>>713975906
They're going to make Ultimate except they changed some final smashes and a couple moves here and there. They've been doing this since Brawl they're not going to stop.

>DUDE... What if i posted on /v/ all day instead of playing video games or doing something productive with my life instead of calling everything retarded and woke

this game looks literally like zelda, same ui, same terrain same textures

>>713970260
oh that's why this guy has a hate boner for this game, his deep rooted tranny fetish

>>713975431
>metacritic scores

>>713970036 (OP)
I mean the game looks awful, but woke? Wtf dude.

>>713975484
SSJ4 Kongu

>>713970260
TK!

TRANNY KONG!

>>713970036 (OP)
Why is this so bright and ugly looking what the fuck

>>713977260
>>713979489
>>713979554
Nice selfie, eric

hideous artstyle, transwomen have taken over nintendo

>>713973872
fuck I hate nu-kong so much man jesus christ

>>713980172
>>713980037
Samefagging won't save you, Eric

Is this the /v/ version of ACK? Why is some autist calling me his boogeyman

Why are people obsessed with the idea of Pauline jr

>>713970220
There's nothing woke about it. The new DK design is ass though, I hate it when he sticks out his tongue like a panting dog, he's suppose to be a gorilla not a dog. For me it's not just the new design but the personality change they gave him.

>>713970036 (OP)
>woke
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