"Take me to the moon for free"

eat shit, bitch

She gives you OP cyberware you can't get from any ripper, you get reeds gun which is the only suppressed tech weapon in the whole game and you help Mr. Blue Eyes who might end up helping you after the "Don't fear the reaper ending". Good deal I say.

Songbird owed V sex

>>713971413
>Mr. Blue Eyes
Isnt he from mass effect?

>>713971149 (OP)
ok, i'd rather die than collaborate with Reed anyway

i picked idris elba because idris elba is cool

>>713971149 (OP)
I did it because fuck glowies

>>713971576
Why?

>>713971416
You can literally choke her to death but before you can unzip your pants, Reed comes in to cockblock you. Fucking fed.

>>713971715
>fuck glowies by hepling the ex-glow nigger

>>713971413
>helping blue eyes is a good thing

>>713971957
yes

>>713971149 (OP)
I did it for she.

>>713971983
Anything that can cure V is a good thing. Fuck the consequences. Also if songbird trusts him, why shouldn't V?

>>713971149 (OP)
Vs big mr stud cock can send her brains to the moon no problem

The moral of this DLC is that you can't have it good with glowniggers. No matter what, they will use you and you are always just a disposable tool for them.

>>713972226
This but only my V

>>713971149 (OP)
Who's this? Was she one of the Amazon female astronauts?

>>713972250
Is it polish thing?

>>713971149 (OP)
she looks like the facialabuse happa

>>713972297
Its the common theme between RDR2, Elden Ring and Cyberpunk. "No happy ending for you". You like NPC? He ded.

>>713972060
songbird doesn't have a choice, just like v.
that dude and the AIs are definitely bad news

>>713971413
All Reed's path ending rewards are strictly better thou.

>>713972447
It's cyberpunk. The bad guys are gonna win anyways. Might as well join the winners.

>"Yeah bro I promise bro we'll check for a cure in Europe bro just drop her right there bro she'll be fine bro ignore what I just talked about with the president bro."

What kills me is that Reed has proven time and time again to be a spineless dog and yet the tower ending is a thing, siding with him should have been catastrophic, especially with Myers silencing all loose ends.

>>713971149 (OP)
she my little cupcake darling cutie love meow meow

>>713972484
I don't like the ending you get from it. The only good cynosure weapon you can get is the Canto if you want to do a blackwall netrunner build specifically. The SMG is visually nice but there are better SMGs in the game.

>>713972297
Not really, glowies are the same everywhere.

blackwalling masses of glowie operatives during songbird's ending while this banger blasts is pure K I N O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WiGOJ2nqao

>>713972939
dj songbird

>>713971149 (OP)
Anyone who killed Reed over this chink skank deserves to burn

>>713974319
reed reaked of bullshit even more than songbirds and all his sob stories about his past made him insufferable

>>713972250
Reed was the good guy though and Songbird was a typical woman

>>713974561
No, he was a glownigger too. Only he was a following orders type.

>>713974501
He was more sincere than songbird and actually did everything to help you in the end.

>be reed
>be a good dude
>get shot by a wyt manlet and die on your knees in the rain, so he can forcefully cuck himself out of a cure by sending songbird to the moon
can you even imagine

>>713975480
As a white manlet I approve. Manlets rise up (as much as you can)!

I got mad NTR vibes when meeting Songbird at the party and finding out she's actually buddy buddy with the big bad of the DLC. Like a betrayal felt deep in the pit of my stomach. Anyone else?

I made sure to hand her over to the glowies at the end. Imagine simping for used goods.

>>713976495
You're unsalvageable, no amount of grass touching will fix you.

>>713976707
Because of the NTR vibes or because I handed her over and didn't simp for her? I feel like an actual cuck would have forgiven her for lying to you the entire dlc and sent her to the moon.

>>713976853
I... I don't even know how to say it, so let's just say because of the NTR vibes. The context of it all.

I got the bad ending. Shit fucked me up cuh

>>713971149 (OP)
here let me drop you off

>>713977370

>>713976495
No, since I did not trust her anyway at this point.

>>713971149 (OP)
To be fair most things I do in video games is more for xp and the sake of killing things than the actual reward. I'll take the path of most resistance in pretty much every situation just for something to do.

Reed's path leads to the cooler mission and more satisfying ending

>>713972447
>that dude
>and the AIs
does_he_know.meme

>>713975096
>He was more sincere than songbird and actually did everything to help you in the end
He's a dog who follows orders, if his boss told him they're gonna screw V and keep him as a invalid retard employee Reed is gonna say woof woof, yes master

>>713974319
He unironically wanted to die, remember? He was just too hyper-focused on "the mission" to not do it himself
Also, anything that fucks over Myers is a positive in my eyes and killing a whole battalion of her hyper-advanced goons was just the cherry on top of not letting her near the songbird
I still do not for the life of me understand why V wasn't immediately beset by half of the country's military after going through with Songbird's side of the quest

>>713971715
I gave her to Reed at the end. We had a deal lady.

>>713972447
>that dude and the AIs are definitely bad news
Anon he is an AI and not all the AI's are bad, just look at Delemain and whatever Alt became

>>713971149 (OP)
Reed and Songbird should have been romanceable.

>>713980629
Did you forget Songbird, and the things she's doing to the Blackwall under Myers' orders, is a huge secret?

>>713980629
>spoiler
Meyers would have to admit that she did a warcrime, and she was already paranoid about and/or actually on thin ice and liable to be ousted.

sinatra could sing fr fr

>>713981606
>things she's doing to the Blackwall
Songbird is built for the BBW.

>>713981306
gay ass

>>713971149 (OP)
They're not planning to release another DLC?

>>713981938
kek

>>713974319
I did it because he was black

>>713971260
BASED

>>713981938
She's 99% chrome. Don't think she could gain a pound.

>>713971149 (OP)
Best ending is siding with Reed, killing Songbird and spitting in Not-Clinton’s face.
>>713971413
The Haunted Cyberdeck or Haunted Gun are better.

>>713983023
Do you even get anything out of that story line if you're not specced for INT?

>>713982116
lol, lmao
Correct.

>>713984381
The ending if you deliver songbird alive and the SMG I guess but there a better SMGs in the game. I think the cyberware you get by sending her to the moon is more useful for most build. The Canto cyberdeck is usefull for a very specific blackwall netrunner build. You can just spam blackwall infinitely to every enemy. It's cool overpowered shit and i did a full game complete with it but if you have done it once you don't want to do it again.

>>713984981
Man I shouldn't have respecced out of INT it has the coolest shit

the Spaceport mission is the best part of the entire game thematically and visually, especially if you end up giving her to Reed and turning down the surgery

>>713985335
Pro tip: level everything to 15. You can do most builds with it.

>>713971149 (OP)
Used goods whore, i made her suffer as much as possible.

this DLC was so bad

>>713971413
>who might end up helping you after the "Don't fear the reaper ending"
Anon... after Mikoshi you're an engram larping as V. It's over.

>>713986941
Cool theory but I trust alt to be truthful, maybe evil but truthful.

>>713971149 (OP)
>couldn't kill Myers
shit DLC I'd say

>>713988590
>he didn't fuck around at the start until Hansen's goons killed her

>>713986052
this DLC was so good

>>713971413
>She gives you exclusive, OP cyberware and a gun you can use against nobody
Whoa

>>713987126
It's not a theory

>>713990034
story wise you're "supposed" to do the DLC after the Voodoo Boys mission so you technically still have plenty of time to use your rewards

>>713987126
she tells you she soulkillered you

>>713971149 (OP)
sexbird

>>713985596
I would but I'm already at the end of the game with no respecs lol