The absolute state of chinkheld users on /v/

>>713971814 (OP)
>playable
Pure delusion kek

>>713973865
No way he can play a game that needs precision like final fantasy on that.

Bing bing wahooo

my $35 aliexpress chinkheld is arriving in the mail tomorrow, unironically can't wait

>>713974189
what did you get?

>>713974203
WUDS R36S see-through purple color

Just game on your phone.You should be able to emulate perfectly up to the ps2

>>713974265
Some people want actual buttons.

Have they made any of these chinkhelds with a real screen yet? 1440p is the minimum for this shit so you can use decent shaders.

>>713974189
>>713974256
>buying the favellaheld when the chinui brick is $40 and the G350 is sub $30
retard

Anyone know how to make the battery not melt with these? Does it matter what usb port I use or is it the cable that matters? Meaning can I use my switch docks usb port to charge it, or does it have to be a generic wall plug-in usb port?

>>713974639
>chinui brick
>no google search results
>G350
>basically the same thing I bought
What's the difference

>>713974010
That dpad is the size of a literal thumbnail
This thing was shilled HARD to plebbitors and they have to this day, a massive amount of cope and buyers remorse.
You love to see it

What's the best chinkheld if I want to play all the good SNES/N64/Gamecube/PS1/PS2 and maybe also Sega Genesis and Sega Saturn stuff?

>>713975114
A steam deck

>>713974769
>doesnt know about the chinkui shart pro and shit brick

>>713975242
I have no idea what you're referring to so you just sound retarded to me

>>713975332
Perhaps the same can be said of all chinkheld owners

>>713975161
Deck sucks at ps2 honestly

>>713971814 (OP)
consoomers will buy anything

>>713975590
I guess if I were to drop PS2 from the requirements that would open up a lot more possibilities, right? Kinda want it too though, lots of good games on that...
Thought something around the ~200-250 dollar mark would do that well at this point

>>713974783
redditors are so fucking easy to manipulate, it's like their purpose for existing is constantly getting scammed

>>713975679
Just get a deck it rocks at PS2 honestly

>>713975332
>I have no idea what you're referring to so you just sound retarded to me
lurk more

>>713974717
I think technically it's the cable that matters, but instead you can just use a low power charger e.g. an old 1-2A phone charger or just charge from your PC and you'll be safe.

>>713975638
fpbp
/thread

handheld tech has stagnated so hard. the last time i've seen a handheld do something interesing was the 3d stereo effect on the 3ds. now it's just clones on clones of retro ripoffs. what a nightmare.

>>713974717
Don't just stick it on charge and leave it, part of why chinese shit is so cheap is because they save costs on the parts, including the extra circuitry to stop charging when a battery is full.

>>713971814 (OP)
>have to recharge after 5 mins

>>713971814 (OP)
What is this? Final Antasy 7?

>>713975590
Android sucks at ps2.

>>713973865
>>713974783
Not everyone has fat greasy fingers like you dumbo

>>713980278
nope. Its Ants Ecstasy VII

>>713975679
I've got an RG406V and its been doing Gamecube and PS2 fine, I chose it for the vertical form factor. The Retroid Pocket 5 is meant to be great at the 200 dollar range, if I didn't want a vertical I'd have probably gone for that. Do have a Steam Deck but think its a bit heavy for casual play.

>>713971814 (OP)
it's not playable at all, I tried to put a PSX game on that and it tired my eyes way too fast, also a bunch of buttons are missing

I bought a game stick lite for 40 bucks and it doesn't work lol

>>713975332
Trimui Brick
Trimui Smart Pro

>>713983083
Why the fuck would you do that.
Anbernic XX series can be had for about the same price, and features HDMI out.

Waiting for my Slide. Haven't bought a new emu handheld in a couple of years outside of getting another Miyoo Mini Plus for my cousin while he was in the hospital. I don't know why, but I have always loved the sliding gimmick ever since I saw it on a Sidekick. Sliding my PSP Go to activate sleep mode is just more satisfying than using the power switch on a normal PSP or Vita.

>>713984386
The thing is XBOXHUEG

Just use your phone like a normal person.

>>713986761
People overstate its size. When it is closed it's slightly smaller than a n3DS XL (also closed).

>>713975590
What's wrong with its PS2 emulation? The specs should be more than adequate

>>713974147
Hey, i had one of these. They broke bery easily

>>713975114
Retroid Pocket 5 or Flip 2 (same hardware different shape)

>>713975710
I was looking on my city's subreddit a while ago to see why a fuckload of cop cars were blocking off part of downtown and I saw a post saying "I bought these speakers off a guy in a parking lot..." like it was some grand revelation that buying AV equipment from the back of a van is a scam and it was his duty to warn people. It blows my mind that they exist beside everyone else.

>>713988951
it can do most games i've thrown at it fine, the one outlier was mgs2 which is infamously high-demand

more than i can say for dolphin honestly, hitches like a motherfucker on every other transition

>>713989376
So what happened to the dumbass who bought the shady speakers?

>>713989527
Is dolphin the go-to switch emulator now that ryujinx is kill? I'm out of the loop on that

>>713971814 (OP)
>Manlytears Gamegear

>>713989684
They were some 30 year old tech waste put in a different box or something and he overpaid too lol

>>713989376
I almost fell for the White Van Speaker Scam in college. My only saving grace is I was so poor I couldn't afford to even buy garbage

>>713971814 (OP)
let me guess you need more

I transheart my miyoo a30

>>713989804
So he called the police?
I dont want to ask a billion questions and be annoying but I'm still confused. What were the police doing?

>>713990091
I saw a bunch of cops downtown and figured someone on there would know what why, usually there's a bunch of posts saying shit like "I just saw a cop car go by what's going on??"

>>713977859
Once we started having games like Fortnite and Genshin running on IPhones it was pretty much over for any handheld that isn’t called the Switch. The steamdeck and equivalents are stuck in the uncanny valley of "pc gamers who want a portable experience but don’t want to buy laptop or use mobiles."

>>713977859
Shut the fuck up you stupid retarded faggot.
I can play god hand and sotc on my chinkheld and thats a genuine achievement.

>>713992590
no it's not. you're a midwit who conflates moore's law with progress.

>>713986836

>>713989954
Piece of shit hits 60c trying to play GBA

>>713992692
Spoken like a true retard. Kys

>>713992950
seething midwit. dilate.