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Anonymous No.713978138 [Report] >>713978936 >>713979045 >>713988882 >>714017130
Bloons
Just got the PC version and its cool to play on a big screen but I can't see where my mouse is, what's the trick here? On mobile this obviously isn't an issue
Anonymous No.713978756 [Report] >>713978936
Cursor size in Hotkeys
Anonymous No.713978809 [Report]
Effects scale in Accessibility
Anonymous No.713978876 [Report]
Small Bloons/Towers/Bosses in Extras (Unlockables)
Anonymous No.713978936 [Report] >>713989105
>>713978138 (OP)
>4k screen
I also have a 4k screen and even choosing x-large cursor in >>713978756 doesn't make it any larger for me
just another case of a developer being retarded and unable to scale correctly or even simply make an option ''increase cursor size by 3x''
Anonymous No.713979045 [Report] >>713979858 >>713980307
>>713978138 (OP)
are you a tarded
Anonymous No.713979858 [Report] >>713980307
>>713979045
>dart spam
he might be
Anonymous No.713980307 [Report]
>>713979045
>>713979858
>just got
>mermonkey not unlocked
hello pot and kettle
Anonymous No.713980391 [Report] >>713980648 >>713981095 >>713986352 >>713986451 >>714117067
>Desperado was underwhelming
>Corvus nerfed for the 10th time
>Blastapopoulos buffed
>bottom path cannon tower nerfed for the 10th time
>close removed from perma spike
Worst update yet.
Anonymous No.713980648 [Report]
>>713980391
>>Desperado was underwhelming
not sure what you mean, I have been enjoying his porn a lot
Anonymous No.713981095 [Report]
>>713980391
>close removed from perma spike
This would only be an issue on mutlilane maps and why would you be trying to use Permaspike on a multilane when Permaspike's entire gimmick is needing 4 rounds worth of spikes to be unbeatable
Anonymous No.713982817 [Report] >>713984796
Anonymous No.713984796 [Report] >>713986148 >>714038457
>>713982817
Look at him go!
Anonymous No.713985996 [Report]
Bye
Anonymous No.713986148 [Report] >>713988074
>>713984796
uhm I have an suspicion that this is a cropped video
Anonymous No.713986352 [Report] >>713987046
>>713980391
>>Desperado was underwhelming
lol
Anonymous No.713986451 [Report]
>>713980391
Why would you care about having close when you get to choose where to place them now.
Anonymous No.713986747 [Report] >>713987865
can I join the CT team
Anonymous No.713987046 [Report] >>713987636 >>713987993 >>713988127 >>713989635 >>713998809
>>713986352
>top path outperformed by T4s, also bugged
>mid path needs precise placement well in advance lest you nerf its damage with the two-gun gimmick
>bottom path needs the same in reverse, also dont put any buff towers near it or you'll nerf it
>mid and bottom path so dependent on their weapon radius that buffing them can completely screw them over
>bloon leak mechanics, ever

not exactly a top tier tower
Anonymous No.713987636 [Report] >>713987887
>>713987046
bug has been fixed, top path can now easily solo a round 80 zomg on infernal for example
Anonymous No.713987865 [Report]
>>713986747
Even if you did it's the middle of a CT so you wouldn't be able to play until Boss Rush on the weekly reset
Anonymous No.713987887 [Report] >>713988658
>>713987636
I didn't even know T5 was bugged, this thing is strong. I already liked it more than Elite Defender, dude's good.
Anonymous No.713987993 [Report] >>713988658
>>713987046
>>bloon leak mechanics, ever
yeah I don't get that one either, what went through their minds
Anonymous No.713988074 [Report] >>713989117 >>714038457
>>713986148
The monkeys are at the county faire enjoying the rides but I chose to focus on the dart monkey because he is a cute lil' fella
Anonymous No.713988127 [Report] >>713988364
>>713987046
>>mid and bottom path so dependent on their weapon radius that buffing them can completely screw them over
Are they really? The nomad seems minimal, just a "nice to have" instead of "need to have" thing
Anonymous No.713988349 [Report]
>713980391
What did Anonymous mean by this
Anonymous No.713988364 [Report] >>713988457 >>713988621
>>713988127
If you put Mid where it can never use its pistol and then buff its range so that its pistol can now reach the track you've gone and fucked it up despite giving its rifle more range
Anonymous No.713988457 [Report] >>713988824 >>713989049
>>713988364
You are aware those buffs are individual for each of the guns right?
Anonymous No.713988621 [Report] >>713988824 >>713989049
>>713988364
Then... place him better? Huh?
Anonymous No.713988658 [Report] >>713988790
>>713987887
It was comparable to crossbow master and elite defender pre-bugfix (similar price and DPS) except without the good parts of either one (pierce & infinite range respectively). XBM and EDF aren't particularly good to begin with so it says a lot about how bad top path desperado was.
>>713987993
those mechanics aren't useless anymore now that Corvus exists
Anonymous No.713988790 [Report]
>>713988658
I heard Nomad didn't work with Corvus but I didn't test it
Anonymous No.713988824 [Report]
>>713988457
You don't seem to understand the point being made
>>713988621
>just keep placing him further and further away from the track so you can fully buff him by Round 100 without his shitty gimmick impacting his potential
I will just put another tower that doesn't need such obsessive preplanning and can be given all the buffs it can without screwing it over
Anonymous No.713988882 [Report]
>>713978138 (OP)
Buy a 1440p 480hz OLED monitor.
Anonymous No.713989049 [Report]
>>713988457
He's not talking about the buff, he's talking about pistol overriding the rifle for middle path because range buffs also affect the pistol's range.
>>713988621
It's not really avoidable because middle path can have a fuckton of range so there aren't any spots where you have good track coverage while avoiding pistol shots.
The tower's still pretty good though so it's not that big of a deal.
Anonymous No.713989105 [Report] >>713989435 >>713990941 >>714084070 >>714120674
>>713978936
>buy 2160p monitor
>scale UI elements so they are the same size as a 1080p monitor
Retard. One of the greatest things about a 2160p monitor is you can have a very tiny UI and still be able to use it easily. With a 4320p monitor you can view the entirety of the /v/ catalog without scrolling.
Anonymous No.713989117 [Report]
>>713988074
>leaking a red
Quincy, Son of Quincy is a idiot and an fool
Anonymous No.713989358 [Report]
Anonymous No.713989435 [Report]
>>713989105
Yeah you COULD view all of /v/ at once, but should you?
Anonymous No.713989635 [Report]
>>713987046
>>bloon leak mechanics, ever
This.
The only tower to have ever done it good was Bomb Blitz and that's when paired with Ezeli for a map clear on demand and even then it's niche as hell.
Anonymous No.713990941 [Report]
>>713989105
>game scales the maps/monkeys/ui elements just like 1080p
>but not the cursor because lol lmao
pseud
Anonymous No.713991431 [Report] >>713991520 >>713991557
Why can't I beat the boss event? Did they nerf all the good towers again? plz help?
Anonymous No.713991520 [Report] >>713992750
>>713991431
What are you having trouble with?
The boss is very fast so you kind of need to have your defense ready by the time it spawns instead of being able to farm a few extra rounds while it's on the field.
Anonymous No.713991557 [Report] >>713992750
>>713991431
500% speed
Whatever you're doing is not equipped to deal with 500% speed
Anonymous No.713992750 [Report] >>713993030
>>713991520
Have the meta towers changed? I normally do:
Tack zone > 052 dartling > buffed dartling > dart paragon > multi paragons
The level 13 dart paragon failed to kill at round 100. Not sure if there's anything better at any of those stages.

>>713991557
No shit lol, it's been so long I legit didn't notice since my friend made the coop lobby without telling me. I feel better about failing it last night then.
Anonymous No.713993030 [Report] >>713993534
>>713992750
Not really, but the boss is fast so some of those might not be enough.
You should farm more if you're only able to get a degree 13 dartgon on round 100. Getting a 20 is a easy as getting the 4 T5s or at least get 100 tiers (25 022 darts for example). Should be very easy to get minimum degree 40. Paragons you want to get at least degree 20 because they get a lot of extra damage against bosses every 20 degrees, difference between 19 and 20 is huge but 13 and 19 are almost the same.
Anonymous No.713993534 [Report]
>>713993030
Thanks. Trying again solo so hopefully it should be easier.
Anonymous No.713993852 [Report] >>713997667
we should be doing boss co op right now after last nights betrayal
Anonymous No.713994316 [Report] >>713995914
getting there bros
x-factor is hard to black border though...
Anonymous No.713995914 [Report] >>713998915
>>713994316
least horny blooner
Anonymous No.713997480 [Report] >>714036750
I beat the boss. Turns out even a lvl 33 dartgon wasn't enough to solo round 100 so I had to add in another darling gunner and even then it just barely worked.
Anonymous No.713997667 [Report] >>713999083
>>713993852
I'm okay with going now, is the other anon here?
>last night's betrayal
huh?
Anonymous No.713998516 [Report]
>500% speed Bloonarius
Yeah right. That's a skip.
Anonymous No.713998809 [Report] >>713999137
>>713987046
>>mid path needs precise placement well in advance lest you nerf its damage with the two-gun gimmick
he fires both at the same time, it's literally only a buff if you stick pistol in range. This is like the caltrops argument all over again
Anonymous No.713998915 [Report]
>>713995914
someone has to defend monkey city from the bloon menace to allow the hedonism to continue unabated
Anonymous No.713999083 [Report]
>>713997667
Can't play now, feel free to go on without me, I'd probably just donate cash all game
Anonymous No.713999137 [Report] >>714000083
>>713998809
disregard that, I suck cocks
Anonymous No.714000083 [Report] >>714000171
>>713999137
Hey :p
Anonymous No.714000171 [Report] >>714000330
>>714000083
my own cock, bitch
Anonymous No.714000330 [Report] >>714000384
>>714000171
you said cocks plural fagit
Anonymous No.714000384 [Report]
>>714000330
mine ceeck
Anonymous No.714001612 [Report] >>714002657 >>714002714
I'm level 50, pls post op setups I have no idea what I'm doing.
What do I go for in the skill tree?
Do I gain more exp by just having the unit out or do they need to kill shit?
Why is there a golden balloon on my map?
Anonymous No.714002657 [Report]
>>714001612
Try towers out and see how they perform and what you like to use.

In the primary tree you want to rush the bottom upgrades, specifically the free dart and the extra 200 starting money.
For primary you want to rush the first military tower is 2/3rds cheaper and all base military towers are 5% cheaper points.
For primary you want the extra monkey money rewards (this should be the first one you go for so I hope you have it already) and the mana shield.
For support I'm not sure, the most important ones I see there I'd say are the extra xp and reload time on the right and the all monkeys sell for more on the left.
All the hero ones are good.
For the power tree, there's only one that is worth it but it requires spending a total of 5 points to get it so I'd leave it for later. It's the one that starts the game with a pile of spikes already placed.

Exp is gained by beating a round. How the exp is shared among the towers depends on the cash spent on those towers. If you get X amount of exp at the end of a round and 70% of the total money spent was on dart monkeys, then at the end of that round darts will get 70% of the total X exp. However if you reach freeplay the rounds start giving shit exp so keep this in mind if you want to continue playing after beating a map.

Golden bloon is an extra thing you can ignore if you want, popping it gives a pitiful amount of monkey money ($2 per golden bloon.) It only appears on the weekends on a map randomly and moves maps after you play that map.
Anonymous No.714002714 [Report]
>>714001612
Gatling Gunner bottom path + a Monkeys in Black (3rd middle path up) and you win every single lane map.
Can't be bothered
Set amount of EXP granted every round, divided between your towers based on how expensive they are total.
Weekly event. You pop it you get money but it's cancer unless you actively build around expecting it every map.
Anonymous No.714003752 [Report]
Thanks nerds
Anonymous No.714004137 [Report]
The Boss - Normal

RPDMEL
Anonymous No.714005496 [Report] >>714005591
Can you sell your dart so it doesn't steal from the trap?
Anonymous No.714005563 [Report]
Sorry, I'm severely overestimating how well I feel in this heat. I'll be up for trying again in a few hours.
Anonymous No.714005591 [Report]
>>714005496
Aw you had to leave? We can do this at some other point. Sorry if I was hogging the money, I wanted to get the farming going asap, the boss looks hard.
Anonymous No.714007820 [Report]
yo
Anonymous No.714007837 [Report]
Don't die
Anonymous No.714009975 [Report] >>714010709 >>714010804
Anonymous No.714010709 [Report] >>714012234 >>714014739 >>714017581
>>714009975
any lore reason why you can shoot a mortar shell straight at a monkeys forehead and he won't die?
Anonymous No.714010804 [Report]
>>714009975
literally me
Anonymous No.714012234 [Report] >>714013232
>>714010709
monkeys can only be damaged by rubber
Anonymous No.714013232 [Report]
>>714012234
good thing I never wear a rubber then
Anonymous No.714014739 [Report] >>714015154
>>714010709
The unironic lore explanation is that monkey weapons are specifically designed to not hit or hurt the monkeys
Anonymous No.714015154 [Report] >>714016363 >>714017663 >>714018167 >>714037695
>>714014739
Then why do the glue gunners wear hazmats? Fashion?
Anonymous No.714016363 [Report]
>>714015154
glue mentioned
Anonymous No.714017130 [Report]
>>713978138 (OP)
use a steering wheel instead of a mouse
Anonymous No.714017581 [Report]
>>714010709
evolution and adaptation to their environment, the other ones were destroyed by friendly fire
Anonymous No.714017663 [Report] >>714018021
>>714015154
They probably don't want to get glue on them.
Anonymous No.714018021 [Report] >>714018602 >>714019239 >>714019381 >>714019696
>>714017663
then explain THIIIIISS
Anonymous No.714018167 [Report]
>>714015154
Seeing the glue gunners' fat asses in those skintight, about-to-rip suits gives a great morale boost to the other monkeys
Anonymous No.714018602 [Report]
>>714018021
that's some low level glue, nothing wrong with getting some simple glue on oneself. I'm sure we've all sniffed a glue bottle or seventeen
Anonymous No.714019239 [Report]
>>714018021
He's trying his best, okay? He doesn't have enough funding for a suit!
Anonymous No.714019381 [Report]
>>714018021
He's just kinky like that.
Anonymous No.714019493 [Report] >>714020095
Who started the monkebloon war?
Is there a difference between balloons and bloons?
Anonymous No.714019696 [Report]
>>714018021
Imagine cumming on a glue gunner's face and making them go out into the battlefield still covered in it, all other monkeys oblivious thinking it's just a new type of glue.
Anonymous No.714020095 [Report] >>714020227
>>714019493
The Soviets attempted to create monkey soldiers, but it didn't quite pan out as expected, and as World War 2 progressed, the Japanese began to roll out these balloon bombs. Seeing an opportunity, the Soviets thought that surely they could train these leftover monkeys to at least pop balloons.
The balloon bomb program wouldn't be as significant as expected, and with all these leftover monkeys, they made factories to produce balloons so these monkeys can do what they were bred to do and feel fulfilled.
Anonymous No.714020227 [Report] >>714021159
>>714020095
This is now my new headcanon.
How did they make a god though?
Anonymous No.714021159 [Report]
>>714020227
Monkey magic which they were never able to use until they evolved that balloon-popping intelligence.
Anonymous No.714021705 [Report]
monkey meadows was promised to us 3000 years ago
Anonymous No.714022917 [Report] >>714023228
Back now

RRMDPS
Anonymous No.714023228 [Report] >>714023567
>>714022917
Surely this won't be a 2 player boss and someone else will come to save us
Anonymous No.714023567 [Report] >>714023706 >>714023717
>>714023228
I'll jump in if I'm not the builder for it.
Anonymous No.714023706 [Report] >>714025485
>>714023567
It's 3/4 right now, if you just want to get carried just send money
Anonymous No.714023717 [Report] >>714025485
>>714023567
Do it now
Anonymous No.714024387 [Report]
we need to beef hard with purple if we want to secure 2nd
Anonymous No.714025059 [Report] >>714025172 >>714025776
Elite Defender for T1?
Anonymous No.714025172 [Report] >>714025214
>>714025059
I'm not sure honestly, if we go edefender we need something else for the leaks. I was thinking tack zone myself.
Anonymous No.714025214 [Report] >>714025258
>>714025172
Plasma accelerator can do both but I dunno if he has the damage on co-op
Anonymous No.714025258 [Report]
>>714025214
It's already close on 1p, I was not even thinking about it for 3.
Anonymous No.714025389 [Report] >>714025526 >>714025584
I was thinking of something that could be used as a paragon later but I dunno if there's anything like that
Anonymous No.714025485 [Report]
>>714023706
>>714023717
>Forgot
Whoops
Anonymous No.714025526 [Report]
>>714025389
Tack can do Paragon but Tackgon is mid
Anonymous No.714025584 [Report] >>714025728 >>714025787
>>714025389
I was assuming we were going to do dart and engi and neither of those are particularly good for T1.
Anonymous No.714025728 [Report] >>714025776
>>714025584
Ninja and Engi? For master bomber on t1?
Anonymous No.714025776 [Report] >>714026009
>>714025059
We can do this with a boomerang or two and see if we survive
>>714025728
T4 ninja is not going to do shit against this super fast boss but give it a try if you want.
Anonymous No.714025787 [Report]
>>714025584
UltraJuggernaut might not embarrass itself on cleanup
Anonymous No.714025932 [Report]
PC crashed damn
Curse you AMD!!
Anonymous No.714026009 [Report]
>>714025776
Boomerangs are unnecessary, like 2 juggs could do it. Wasted tiers
Anonymous No.714026073 [Report]
>70 tiers already
I bet firstp lace has done it in like 30
Anonymous No.714026185 [Report] >>714026308
Are the bloons also stuttering on fast forward for you guys too?
Anonymous No.714026308 [Report] >>714026424
>>714026185
yea verily I say unto thee, upon my machine it is flawless
Anonymous No.714026424 [Report]
>>714026308
Why you speakin like one of 'em warhammers
Anonymous No.714026545 [Report]
MAD here? Wanna go for ray of doom? Or do we spam darts?
Anonymous No.714026553 [Report]
bro please spike-a-pault is shit it's not going to pop anything it needs the damage to ceramics from jugg
Anonymous No.714026572 [Report] >>714026646
Which one of you forgot to turn off auto-start
Anonymous No.714026646 [Report] >>714026802
>>714026572
We're on 60, I think your disconnect fucked you over.
Anonymous No.714026802 [Report]
>>714026646
I'm stuck in like a parellel dimension wtf
Bloonarius just left the map, I'm at 0 lives but the game is still going
Anonymous No.714026883 [Report]
Go on without me
Anonymous No.714027271 [Report]
Which monkeys need to be filled with cum the most
Anonymous No.714027456 [Report]
something is incorrect
Anonymous No.714027460 [Report] >>714028119
Please get the crossbows not the juggernaut we have more than enough ceramic clearing, we lack boss damage
Anonymous No.714028119 [Report]
>>714027460
Just saying we came closest before this when I had the Ultra in the middle
Anonymous No.714028336 [Report] >>714028557
At least get your second XBM and Ultrajugg
Anonymous No.714028557 [Report]
>>714028336
>eyeballed putting 100k into it
>get a clean 60
I'm so good
Can you get your XXXL trap too?
Anonymous No.714028901 [Report]
Wanna use the engigon yourself or do I build it?
Anonymous No.714029097 [Report] >>714029231
Damn why do they let you dump all your money if it's not going to offset the lack of tiers or pops
Anonymous No.714029221 [Report] >>714029352
doesnt the green turret have locked targeting now?
Anonymous No.714029231 [Report]
>>714029097
It kinda does, the amount of degrees you get from dumping cash is more than you get from the tiers.
Anonymous No.714029352 [Report]
gg
>>714029221
Yeah but the boss is so fast there's no point
Anonymous No.714029384 [Report] >>714029464
>37
I was kidding. How the fuck do they have less than 40
Anonymous No.714029460 [Report] >>714029885
>25 minutes
okay it was regrow farming
Anonymous No.714029464 [Report]
>>714029384
You do the same strat that they do for single player? I don't know
Anonymous No.714029885 [Report] >>714030215 >>714030634
>>714029460
>25:14
They took penalty on purpose for the meme, that's the timestamp of a video a cheater claimed was how he defended a boss while he was leaking without losing lives. I know it was in muddy puddles but don't remember the exact boss.
Anonymous No.714030079 [Report]
Coop Challenge
No camo except village
RRHSRS
Anonymous No.714030215 [Report] >>714030316
>>714029885
And how do you know that, anon? Do you have something you want to share with the class?
Anonymous No.714030316 [Report]
>>714030215
The dude who posts ranked guides has referenced this a bunch of times.
Anonymous No.714030634 [Report]
>>714029885
i think you're making stuff up desu
Anonymous No.714032887 [Report] >>714032947 >>714033235 >>714037781
Anonymous No.714032947 [Report]
>>714032887
banana
Anonymous No.714033235 [Report]
>>714032887
God help me she looks like homer simpson
Anonymous No.714035205 [Report]
bepis
Anonymous No.714036750 [Report]
>>713997480
Love her so much, the best monkey girl
Anonymous No.714037695 [Report]
>>714015154
They aren’t suits, they’re monkeys turned into rubber drones
Anonymous No.714037781 [Report]
>>714032887
I’ve been seeing a lot more daisy as of recent
Anonymous No.714037946 [Report]
Need glussy
Anonymous No.714038457 [Report] >>714039243
>>713988074
>>713984796
Fucking SAUCE
Anonymous No.714039243 [Report] >>714040485 >>714049816
>>714038457
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=zensintemple+bloons_tower_defense+
Anonymous No.714040485 [Report] >>714041147
>>714039243
How come no one's made porn with official models?
Anonymous No.714041147 [Report]
>>714040485
Secret reasons you are not permitted to know
Anonymous No.714043508 [Report] >>714045064 >>714047880
death
Anonymous No.714045064 [Report] >>714047263 >>714047880
>>714043508
Is it already time...? I don't wanna go...
Anonymous No.714047263 [Report] >>714047880
>>714045064
You can't run
Anonymous No.714047880 [Report]
>>714043508
>>714045064
>>714047263
You can rest easy now, fellas. Get some sleep. I will take over this thread.
Anonymous No.714049816 [Report]
>>714039243
MONKEY SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.714051208 [Report] >>714051463 >>714054897
Imagine two gluegunners accidentally stuck together by their bulges from some glue on their suits
Anonymous No.714051463 [Report] >>714051519
>>714051208
glue doesn't stack so why tf are there two glues that close on the map
Anonymous No.714051519 [Report] >>714053302
>>714051463
They were horny
Anonymous No.714053302 [Report] >>714054497
>>714051519
Horny is my second name
Anonymous No.714054497 [Report]
>>714053302
I don't believe it
post your ID or passport for me to believe you
Anonymous No.714054897 [Report] >>714055232
>>714051208
imagine gluing your fingers together so you can never type again
Anonymous No.714055232 [Report]
>>714054897
Why would I imagine that
If I do I couldn't post here anymore
Anonymous No.714056172 [Report] >>714056268 >>714057168 >>714059545 >>714102884
>Blazing Sun can pop Lead without MIB or Acid Dip if the RNG causes it to catch fire
Kinda stupid but alright
Anonymous No.714056230 [Report]
Gluegunners dryhumping and frotting their bulges
Anonymous No.714056268 [Report] >>714056460
>>714056172
I would rather that it gets lead popping the longer it attacks, kinda like how bottom path druid gets attack speed the longer it attacks.
That would fit the theme better than RNG.
Anonymous No.714056460 [Report] >>714057215
>>714056268
>It attacks 1% faster every shot, up to 75%, and after shooting 54 consecutive shots, the pistol's bullets set up to 6 non-purple target bloons on fire in a small 6-radius area. Desperado’s pistols will continue to set bloons on fire until either Desperado fires another 54 consecutive shots or until Desperado stops shooting.
It kind of does already work like that
Anonymous No.714057168 [Report]
>>714056172
I feel like this whole monkey is a mess
Anonymous No.714057215 [Report]
>>714056460
Seems very situational the way it is designed currently.
Anonymous No.714057270 [Report] >>714058747 >>714059747 >>714091724
I just want a decent TD game that doesn't look like mobileshit..
Anonymous No.714058747 [Report]
>>714057270
>she says in the bloons thread
Anonymous No.714058894 [Report] >>714060092
Bloons RPG is all I ask for Ninja Kiwi, I don't care if it is mobileshit either.
Anonymous No.714059545 [Report]
>>714056172
just give him a village, the bongos offset losing 1 stack of the buff anyway
Anonymous No.714059747 [Report]
>>714057270
GemCraft?
Anonymous No.714060092 [Report] >>714060296
>>714058894
make it an mmorpg so we can erp with the boys
Anonymous No.714060296 [Report] >>714115142
>>714060092
Glue Gunner class confirmed the gayest.
Anonymous No.714062098 [Report]
pop
Anonymous No.714063963 [Report] >>714064228
blon
Anonymous No.714064228 [Report] >>714068210
>>714063963
Shit map.
Anonymous No.714065681 [Report] >>714066128
I want to thank the NK employee that addressed the issue of alt tabbing crashing the game, it's fixed now
Anonymous No.714066128 [Report] >>714066489 >>714068091
>>714065681
I can't imagine playing bloons fullscreen since I tab out so often
Good on them though
Anonymous No.714066489 [Report]
>>714066128
I've never really considered playing windowed, I might try it. When I bloon I go hard and usually only alt tab for odyssey guides, this current one is a bit shit
Also they're quick to implement things when mentioned here (if they do something with it) which is nice
Anonymous No.714068091 [Report] >>714068210
>>714066128
I'm pretty sure your resolution affects how towers are placed
Anonymous No.714068210 [Report]
>>714064228
no u
look at those glorious amounts of real state
>>714068091
It does, yes. It's not noticeable unless you're trying to place stuff in pixel perfect positions but it's something I wish didn't exist.
Anonymous No.714070741 [Report]
I closed my window and my darts fly 0.7% faster
Anonymous No.714073236 [Report] >>714075670
Anonymous No.714075670 [Report] >>714078593
>>714073236
where's the sauda pic
Anonymous No.714077509 [Report]
it's over
Anonymous No.714078593 [Report] >>714079813 >>714079951 >>714085542
>>714075670
somewhere safe and secure dont worry about it
Anonymous No.714079813 [Report] >>714080787
>>714078593
How did you organise your folder?
For me, I just throw every image in a single folder and memorize it's longitude and latitude
Anonymous No.714079951 [Report]
>>714078593
sometimes I save random images into the bloons folder

most of time they go into the downloads folder and I lose them among the other thousands of images I save
Anonymous No.714080787 [Report]
>>714079813
>sort as last modified -> ascending
That way you remember roughly where the images you saved are if there are thousands in the folder
Anonymous No.714082147 [Report] >>714082251
>CHIMPS with randoms
>P1 builds two Merchantmen
Anonymous No.714082251 [Report]
>>714082147
They'll get buffed when he later gets the trade empire. You need to think long term.
Anonymous No.714084070 [Report] >>714084843
>>713989105
Retard I can also see the full catalog on 1080p. In both cases it's too small for me to read anything comfortably
Anonymous No.714084843 [Report] >>714085137
>>714084070
That's because it's too pixelated at 1080p, so you can't actually view it. You need a 4320p monitor to read it comfortably.
Anonymous No.714085137 [Report] >>714085703
>>714084843
No it's too small. I have a 4k Screen and scale all text like 150-200% to be able to read anything
Anonymous No.714085542 [Report] >>714087375
>>714078593
I recognize that fourth image
Anonymous No.714085703 [Report]
>>714085137
Take a vision test then.
Anonymous No.714087375 [Report] >>714088140
>>714085542
Then enlighten us as to its contents
Anonymous No.714087868 [Report] >>714087920 >>714088014
not the picture in question but I assume it's by the same artist
Anonymous No.714087920 [Report] >>714087998
>>714087868
tubes
Anonymous No.714087998 [Report] >>714088086
>>714087920
what?
Anonymous No.714088014 [Report]
>>714087868
The aftermath?
Anonymous No.714088080 [Report]
I'm not supposed to want to fuck monkies
Anonymous No.714088086 [Report]
>>714087998
Anonymous No.714088140 [Report] >>714088575
>>714087375
It's a goatboy drawing from either late 2022 or early 2023
I actually can't tell which one it is, I thought it was 1_17_sauda
Anonymous No.714088575 [Report] >>714090319
>>714088140
Anonymous No.714090242 [Report] >>714090421
you boys getting excited again?
Anonymous No.714090319 [Report]
>>714088575
Damn it I was so close, I could recognize that linework anywhere
Anonymous No.714090421 [Report] >>714090561
>>714090242
No, if anything I'm kinda bored.
You guys are boring and predictable.
It's the same posts and "jokes" every time.
Anonymous No.714090561 [Report]
>>714090421
mr shadow the hedgehog over here seems pretty mad
Anonymous No.714090654 [Report] >>714091076
>didn't play for a year
>there's fucking paid skin bundle now
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Also some paid shitty roguelite mode? for what purpose
Anonymous No.714091009 [Report]
Where's the government mandated ice monkey I'm melting over here
Anonymous No.714091076 [Report] >>714091243
>>714090654
every other nk game has bombed. 6 is their cash cow.
Anonymous No.714091243 [Report] >>714091318 >>714091351 >>714091415
>>714091076
What is this referencing
Anonymous No.714091318 [Report]
>>714091243
Captain Churchill from BTD6
Anonymous No.714091351 [Report]
>>714091243
Best jrpg of all time
Anonymous No.714091415 [Report]
>>714091243
Neon Valkyrie
Anonymous No.714091724 [Report]
>>714057270
defense grid, now gtfo
Anonymous No.714091735 [Report] >>714092005 >>714111920
This stupid game made me want to fuck monkeys
Anonymous No.714092005 [Report] >>714092157 >>714092469
>>714091735
same, I wonder what the devs feel about that
Anonymous No.714092157 [Report]
>>714092005
they're in on it, but they operate on high levels of plausible deniability
Anonymous No.714092469 [Report]
>>714092005
I guarantee you NK's artists have drawn monkey porn
Anonymous No.714092943 [Report] >>714093285
>refuse to use any Hero besides Benjamin in co-op
>refuse to spend any money until I get Benjamin out
>never build banks or donate to my teammates
Anonymous No.714093031 [Report]
i've never seen anyone mention the near constant lead poisoning danger
Anonymous No.714093285 [Report] >>714094280 >>714112710
>>714092943
Anonymous No.714094280 [Report]
>>714093285
it... all makes sense now... the money... the banks...
Anonymous No.714094895 [Report]
Workshop support when Ninja Kiwi, I need my BTD6 coomer mods
Anonymous No.714095697 [Report] >>714095795
whens bloonarius elite
Anonymous No.714095795 [Report] >>714098128
>>714095697
Whenever you want
Anonymous No.714096486 [Report] >>714096591
What are they doing to that bear?
Anonymous No.714096591 [Report]
>>714096486
Obyn's at the back tho
Anonymous No.714097461 [Report]
Bloonarius - Elite - Ranked

RYCCBV
Anonymous No.714098128 [Report]
>>714095795
Thanks, I just declared it on round 6 with $300 and a dream. My teammates hate me and I’m already powering up my darling monkeys with pure cope. It begins.
Anonymous No.714098214 [Report] >>714098250
We're gonna need a real plan this time, we really fucked up Tier 2 yesterday
Anonymous No.714098250 [Report] >>714098729
>>714098214
The plan is we don't care about the score and we just fuck it up whatever way it works
Anonymous No.714098729 [Report]
>>714098250
Anonymous No.714099215 [Report] >>714099279 >>714099290
T1 is probably the hardest part, what do we do?
We should have a lot of money at least.
My initial thought is tack zone + ice but open to ideas.
Anonymous No.714099279 [Report] >>714099376
>>714099215
That can't hit all of the map, bloonarius will get out of its range real fast
Anonymous No.714099290 [Report]
>>714099215
Sure go for it
Anonymous No.714099376 [Report]
>>714099279
So what do you propose? Whoever has a better idea ask for the money. I can sell the 5 markets for 20k more keep that in mind.
Anonymous No.714099575 [Report]
There's no Desperado because Blazing Sun absolutely slaughters Ceramic now
Anonymous No.714099798 [Report] >>714099883
>Pay continue
>Game frozen
Anonymous No.714099883 [Report] >>714099929
>>714099798
We paid it at the same time it seems. God fucking damnit the game just breaks if 2 people pay a continue at the same time. If you rejoin the same shit as yesterday will happen when we reach T2, we have to start over.
Anonymous No.714099929 [Report]
>>714099883
Just go on man, I'm not really in the mad for bossing
Anonymous No.714100221 [Report] >>714100389
Can we do it later, it's way too hot
Anonymous No.714100389 [Report] >>714100520
>>714100221
Get an AC man
Anonymous No.714100520 [Report]
>>714100389
I do, guess who decided to break as summer started.
Anonymous No.714101873 [Report] >>714102590 >>714119445
>TVSG
>degree 60 dart paragon
>degree 60 ninja paragon
>degree 40 spike factory
>bunch of extra shit
>best I could do is leave Elite 500% speed bloonarius with 10 million HP out of 40 million left
Yikes, not doing this shit again.
Anonymous No.714102590 [Report] >>714102824 >>714104943
>>714101873
I feel like ninja has been a letdown lately.
Both that and boomerang.
Anonymous No.714102824 [Report] >>714103128 >>714104943
>>714102590
Did it get nerfed or have the other paragons powercrept it?
Anonymous No.714102884 [Report] >>714107893
>>714056172
bullshit tower
fills no niche
awkward to play
nobody know what he even does
Anonymous No.714103128 [Report]
>>714102824
I don't think it got nerfed, the others simply play a better role at every stage of the boss. For a cheap one you have dart, for unga bunga damage you have ace and wizard. Engineer and boat are much easier to build a higher degree of thanks to their money making capabilities. Although I do find boat kind of eh too.
I personally like the submarine.
Anonymous No.714104943 [Report] >>714105586
>>714102590
>>714102824
Ninja's big Paragon gimmick is permanent grand sabotage, which obviously doesn't work on bosses because it would break them
Anonymous No.714105586 [Report]
>>714104943
It also has a lot of extra damage against camo plus global range so you'd think think it'd be good against phayze at least.
Anonymous No.714107893 [Report]
>>714102884
>nobody know what he even does
Pops bloons when he's not on tour with the Village People
Anonymous No.714109680 [Report] >>714111537 >>714112562
is it cold enough for bloonarius yet
Anonymous No.714111537 [Report] >>714112526
>>714109680
Give me 15
Anonymous No.714111920 [Report]
>>714091735
>Holding the rubber menace
Real monkeys pop that shit.
Anonymous No.714112526 [Report] >>714112801
>>714111537
minutes? degrees? inches?
Anonymous No.714112562 [Report]
>>714109680
I'm back if you still wanna do it
Anonymous No.714112710 [Report]
>>714093285
>Circumcised monkey
what a tragic waste
Anonymous No.714112801 [Report] >>714113417
>>714112526
>spoiler
what's that in real units
Anonymous No.714112927 [Report] >>714113028
Fat Bloon That Shits Ceramics - Elite - Ranked
RYLEXL
Anonymous No.714113028 [Report] >>714113514
>>714112927
I thought about it and I think we could have beaten it way more easily than what we were trying. Instead of spamming boomerangs we could have just used a single 040 tack, I think we were damaging it slowly enough to have the ability come up in time.
Anonymous No.714113417 [Report]
>>714112801
38 centimeters
Anonymous No.714113514 [Report] >>714113701
>>714113028
It could work. I say could because I haven't used mid tack in an age. We'll see how it goes.

What paragon are we gunning for tho?
Anonymous No.714113701 [Report] >>714113808
>>714113514
I feel like we need a cheap one (dart) for T3, engi for T4 because it's going to be easy getting degrees since we're going to farm with him and we'll see what else. Since it's Bloonarius we probably want to get a spactory at the very least to deal as much damage as we can as soon as it spawns. I'm not sure if we'll get something else besides those, but we're going to need to farm.
Anonymous No.714113808 [Report]
>>714113701
Get a Tackgon if it works on T1? It's cheap with an emergency ability
Anonymous No.714114265 [Report]
Wait Tack doesn't have camo that could be important
Anonymous No.714114870 [Report]
Jug or nothing, Spike doesn't do dick to ceramics
Anonymous No.714115142 [Report]
>>714060296
Well, they are all boys even the ones who were girls at some point
Anonymous No.714115529 [Report]
Primary Village to reduce the cooldown or T5 tack?
Anonymous No.714115552 [Report]
I swear this works, I need to stop hitting bloonarius so fast when we activate the edefender.
Anonymous No.714116117 [Report] >>714116181
We getting a MAD or working on Dartgon?
Anonymous No.714116181 [Report]
>>714116117
I think Central first, then probably MAD and sell. Trying this with just darts it's going to be a pain.
Anonymous No.714116325 [Report] >>714116534
come on bros we can still get second if we fuck purple
Anonymous No.714116534 [Report]
>>714116325
Anonymous No.714116689 [Report]
Are we keeping this or going right into Darts?
Anonymous No.714116737 [Report]
Can you get your own 2 T5 farms? inside the range of the opolis, I can sell marketds
Anonymous No.714117067 [Report]
>>713980391
>close removed from perma spike
It's still there, they removed far targeting instead because it was dogshit.
Anonymous No.714117232 [Report]
half-cash should get replaced with alternate round CHIMPS
Anonymous No.714117427 [Report] >>714117467
Place my Engis now for pops?
Anonymous No.714117467 [Report]
>>714117427
Let's make the paragon first then you place the engineers
Anonymous No.714118006 [Report]
Yeah boi this nigga ready to CONTRIBUTE
Anonymous No.714118093 [Report]
Spike factory paragon now?
Anonymous No.714118565 [Report] >>714118738
Do we get 2 paragons or we beef up the spikegon? Honestly don't know what's better, we'd want to get the spike factory on 116.
Anonymous No.714118738 [Report]
>>714118565
Well we only just have enough for Factory, I'm not sure what else we could get. Boomer?
Anonymous No.714119194 [Report] >>714119445
T1 being the hardest tier was funny.
gg
Anonymous No.714119226 [Report]
Good job. Somehow we're 8th? But 1st had just over 100 tiers. Insanity. Bullshit.
Anonymous No.714119445 [Report]
>>714101873
We just did it here >>714119194 with buffed hp since it was 2 players and the degrees were
Dart 73
Engineer 65? It was 60 something.
Spike factory 61
Definitely doable, although you probably need to prepare spike piles beforehand otherwise the damage wasn't there.
Good luck if you retry it.
Anonymous No.714120135 [Report] >>714120265 >>714120329 >>714120362 >>714120391 >>714122192
any ideas?
Anonymous No.714120265 [Report]
>>714120135
Beast Handler of course.
Anonymous No.714120329 [Report] >>714120386
>>714120135
030 wiz with relics
Etienne + 020 wiz otherwise
Anonymous No.714120362 [Report]
>>714120135
Etienne and x2x Wizard in the middle
Anonymous No.714120386 [Report]
>>714120329
I already tried etienne with the 020 it fails on 49 to the regrows
Anonymous No.714120391 [Report] >>714122192
>>714120135
Rosalia + something that sees camos and breaks blacks. I'd go with Rosa + 200 ninja
Anonymous No.714120674 [Report]
>>713989105
>With a 4320p monitor you can view the entirety of the /v/ catalog without scrolling.
faggot i can zoom out and achieve this at any resolution
and it's still unreadable
you are gay
Anonymous No.714122192 [Report] >>714122579
>>714120135
>>714120391
I needed 2 retries on 49 but I did it with a 020 ninja
Anonymous No.714122579 [Report]
>>714122192
nice gonna try and hit any other purple I can reach
Anonymous No.714124920 [Report]
rip
Anonymous No.714127342 [Report]
You beat Purple yet? I ain't gonna look
Anonymous No.714128973 [Report]
Anonymous No.714130741 [Report]
Anonymous No.714131928 [Report] >>714132084
>*does fucking nothing and gets all the credit*
Anonymous No.714132084 [Report] >>714132175
>>714131928
>makes the choices of where to go and what to fight
>toasts the marshmallows
>takes the dicks
He's a leader, not a fighter
Anonymous No.714132165 [Report]
*ahem* monkey sex, sex with monkeys
Anonymous No.714132175 [Report] >>714133052
>>714132084
he's like a mascot, he doesn't even direct the fighting, that's my job
Anonymous No.714133052 [Report] >>714134321
>>714132175
What if he's (You)? What if he's literally (You)? What if (You) look like that?
Anonymous No.714134321 [Report]
>>714133052
impossible, i look like this
Anonymous No.714134439 [Report]
Reminder to spend your tickets, especially on purple.
Anonymous No.714134679 [Report] >>714136727
Anonymous No.714134743 [Report] >>714136727
Anonymous No.714136727 [Report] >>714136803
>>714134743
>>714134679
gay
Anonymous No.714136803 [Report]
>>714136727
The natural state of monke