Thread 713981072

Imagine being a nintendie

>>713981072 (OP)
Just FUCKING a FUCKING bastarding FUCKING fuckshit FUCKING of FUCKING a FUCKING reminder FUCKING that FUCKING Nintengay FUCKING ruined FUCKING Marishit FUCKING Kunt FUCKING World FUCKING and FUCKING that FUCKING the FUCKING Shitch FUCKING 2 FUCKING will FUCKING be FUCKING Nintenfag's FUCKING last FUCKING cuntsole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yY1Od-4sKQ

Why did they get banned?

>>713981501
Ask Issy van der velde

>>713981072 (OP)
When a thread like this is made without a source can be considered Low Quality Post?

>>713981072 (OP)
Just replace the motherboard.

>>713981501
He says her sister renamed the account to Twink Link and the whole console was banned.

>>713981501
Tried to contact a minor.

>>713981072 (OP)
I like to imagine Nintendo botches an update and accidentally bans all Switch 2 consoles. It'd never happen of course but its funny to imagine the aftermath that'd ensue

>>713981072 (OP)
>>713981282
>>713981595

You lost, Eric

>>713981760
You know many of them would just buy a new Switch 2.

>>713981760
It'd be okay if Nintendo does it.

>>713981072 (OP)
Nintendo is going to get sued and I don't think "But they agreed not to class action in the EULA" will fly in the EU.

>twink link
serves him right

>>713981975
>It-it was my sister, okay!?!?

i hope some hackers hack them and brick every console out there

>>713981827
>>713981886
>>713981918
>>713982075
Total Eric meltdown

>>713982075
They'd have to hijack NIntendo servers, might as well be asking them to break into the IRS

>>713981072 (OP)
>twink link

He probably tried contacting a minor

>>713981658
lol

>>713982075
bombing their server is a more realistic approach in MINECRAFT obviously

>>713982195
Or just having the name twink in their name was enough to earn a ban. No warning. No second chances. Thanks for your money loser.

>>713982176
i doubt nintendo is that safe

>>713981072 (OP)
This gets you raped in the EU, so I doubt it's true.

>>713981072 (OP)
>twink link
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

https://www.gamesradar.com/hardware/switch-2-permabans-are-so-permanent-that-not-even-nintendo-itself-can-overturn-them-as-one-user-named-twink-link-discovered-to-their-horror/

That's the source. OP is linking to an article written like Search Enginre Optmization robotic AI slop that's sourcing a Reddit post. The staggering number of stocked written from Reddit posts is unreal. It's just genuine garbage social media posts, a high school class wouldn't even accept this. What's worse is the OP drops his dogshit here without a link because he's has that zoomer 4 second attention span and moved on to the latest endless scroll. Article wax written by AI btw.

>>713981072 (OP)
What happens if the stop killing videogames initiative in Europe passes? Will Nintendo be still allowed to do crap like that? Is this even legal to do in Europe right now?

>>713981658
>permanently prevents "let your brother/sister have a turn" from happening out of sheer terror
Kinda based

>I broke the law
>I got punished
>WTF!
KWAB
based nintendo

How did pirates get so retarded that even Nintendo can easily crush them?

so glad i'm a microCHAD

>>713982282
I really doubt that. He sounds like some literal twitter faggot

>be twink
>banned forever from nintendo

>>713982357
half of the posts reacting to this here are probably ai too

>>713981658
Fake and very Gay

>>713981072 (OP)
> Advertise your fetish constantly
> Act shocked when not everywhere accepts your bullshit

>>713982749
>*his* fetish

Nintendo CAN overturn a ban, its just that they won't do it because any excuse its just that, he tried to do something and found out but won't admit it.

>>713982375
this has nothing to do with game, dumbass.
Hardware fuckery is another whole can of worms.

>>713982858
You're just projecting faggot.

>>713982357
I see why openai was hesitant on releasing their gpt models to the public now.

>>713981072 (OP)
>Twink Link
>it's real

>>713983493
>it's real
yeah, real fake

>>713982858
Yes, you use "his" when your subject is a a man liking twinks, ESLfag

>>713981072 (OP)
good
PirateNiggers get the rope

>>713982749
Go back.

>>713982338
correct, this is why the EULA in europe is different from the american one
the american EULA state they have the liberty to brick your console if they want to and the european one don't (cuz it's literally illegal in europe)

>>713981760
>backdoor hack is discovered
>nintendo accidentally bans every switch so it needs to be sent to nintendo for free, giving you and updated console with no hack possible
think anon.

>>713983624
I emphasized "his" because it was not "his" fetish, but nintendo's. I used "his" isntead of quoting the "your" because Im not the person who's Switch got bricked. Single asterisks are used for corrections and doubles are used for italics/emphasis.

Trust me, it makes sense if you're not an ESL.

>>713981072 (OP)
It's bullshit. I have used worse names on my account and they don't care.

>>713981282
I'm torn between my annoyance with Nintendo and my hatred of Mario Kart "pros"

>>713982520
Most posts on this site and most others are LLM agents now
Literally ENTIRE threads of GPT bots talking to each other, zero human involvement.

>>713982357
Okay? Still, nontendo banned someone over a fucking name. We’re just suppose to ignore that because of the source? Kinda missing the point here

>>713981658
So... Hearsay?

>>713984005
>who's Switch
whose*

>>713986654
>nontendo banned someone over a fucking name.
Proof?

>>713986949
>>713982357
Besides, would you really put it past nintendo to ban someone’s console over some retarded shit like this? Cause it very much sounds like something they’d do

>>713981072 (OP)
Based, Nintendo.
>>713981282
The most mentally sound Snoy

>>713987382
>No, you don't understand. If we suspend our disbelief and treat this made up scenario as if it was real, then that makes Nintendo evil. We should fly to Japan and suicide bomb Nintendo HQ

>>713981072 (OP)
>twink link
he died for our sins

>>713987909
On them for being the sort to pull petty shit like this that people would buy it. If they don’t like that reputation they should work on not being spiteful japs

>>713982075
>>713982176
It's theoretically possible. When Zammis Clark hacked Nintendo in 2018(the hack that led to the 2020 "gigaleaks") he gained access to active development source repositories for the 3DS firmware. He probably could've injected code into them.

>>713981501
He binged when he should've wahood. Rookie mistake.

>>713981072 (OP)
few things being me as much happiness as Nintendo shitting the bed in massive fashion. something about seeing grown men struggle with realizing a Nintendo game/console is shit but they can't ever admit it because they wrap so much of their identity into Nintendo and admitting any negative faults means they themselves are flawed.

>>713987382
>>713988092
That's called confirmation bias anon, you're already set on thinking on them as "the evil ones", therefore, any sort of information that further fuels your prerogative, no matter if the "source" is made up, will make you believe it more and further fuel your rage.

It's a logical fallacy.

>>713981501
stop using gender neutral language nigger, always assume male for our hobbies