Thread 713986652

Holy Shit, Dave the Diver is 40% off on Steam!

YO, DIVERS! WAKE THE FUCK UP! The Steam Summer Sale is here, and Dave the Diver—the most goddamn addictive game on the planet—is SLASHED by 40%! That’s right, you can snag this absolute GEM for just $11.99! If you haven’t played this masterpiece yet, what the hell are you even doing with your life?! I bought several copies and gifted them to friends that couldn't afforce to buy it!

This game is a Fucking banger! You’re diving into the deep blue, spearing fish like a badass, then flipping back to run a sushi restaurant that’ll make your mouth water. It’s like living in an anime fever dream, and I’m obsessed! The pixel art? Gorgeous. 2DHD MotherFuckers! The gameplay? Tighter than a clamshell me hearties. And don’t get me started on the quirky characters—Bancho, you legend, I’d die for you!

Grab it NOW before the sale ends (July 10, 2025, don’t sleep on this)! Plus, the Ichiban’s Holiday DLC is 50% off—FIFTY! This is the universe telling you to DIVE IN! Trust me, you’ll be hooked faster than a marlin on a harpoon. Let’s go, divers, time to make waves and scream about this game to everyone you know! Fuck Yeah! Support Indie games like this and make them Fucking successful!

>>713986652 (OP)
Can I swim as her?

In all seriousness is it at least worth a pirate?

MC is too fat and old.

>>713986993
It's all muscle like the Kingpin!

>>713986963
No MotherFucker! Where are you going to pirate it from? You Fucking PAY for it!

>>713986963
it's enjoyable, the endgame pacing gets notably worse than the early and mid-game, but other than that it's solid

more like dave the NIGGER ;)

>>713986963
it realy plummets in quality after you reach the under water sea people, pure slop gameplay after that
the intro and beginning of the game is the best parts, rest suck ass

>time limited paid dlc
nah

Every aspect of the gameplay feels half-baked. I thought the little cutscenes when the customers taste your dishes were charming as hell, and worth playing just to experience those. But the actual gameplay loop is a snooze fest.

>>713986652 (OP)
buy an ad faggot

>>713986963
its pretty fun for an afternoon

Never played indie games much. How is this?

DAVE THE DIVER
YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA

Looks like numale game,

>>713986652 (OP)
Looks like a game made for reddit

>>713986652 (OP)
How much do you get paid for doing this? I would like to have your job.

>>713986652 (OP)
would you gift me a copy?
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198013211271

>>713986963
It's fun but it will get repetitive before you finish the storyline. I got 30 hours out of it.