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Anonymous No.713990958 [Report] >>713991096 >>713991852 >>713992208 >>713992327 >>713992387 >>713992424 >>713992569 >>713992685 >>713992737 >>713992921 >>713994014 >>713995174 >>713995578 >>713995882 >>713996256 >>713997071 >>713998039
How would you rank the mainline Mario games?
Anonymous No.713991096 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
not like the contrarian retard in OP
Anonymous No.713991104 [Report]
>World over SM64
Decent bait, SMW is the most lifeless and empty game I've ever played. No complaints aside from that
Anonymous No.713991852 [Report] >>713992536
>>713990958 (OP)
S - SM64
A - SMB3, SMW, Mario Maker 1+2, any NSMB game on multiplayer
B - Galaxy 1+2, SMB, any of the NSMB games single player except SMB2
C - Sunshine without trying for 100%, Odyssey without trying for 100%
D - Lost Levels, Doki Doki Panic, Sunshine trying for 100%, NSMB2, Odyssey trying for 100%
Didn't play 3D World or Land. r8 h8
Anonymous No.713992201 [Report]
>the fisherman casts his lure into the metaphorical waters of /v/ and waits for someone to take a bite... he is very careful not to post too much in his thread, but he must also respond at least somewhat often; otherwise his prey may decide to swim away to a different thread.
Anonymous No.713992208 [Report] >>713992536
>>713990958 (OP)
>S
3D World, SM64
>A
Galaxy, G2, Golden coins, 3, World
>B
Lost levels, Odyssey, 2, Wonder
>C
NSMB and its derivatives

I'm biased because I'm more of a 3D Mario guy than a 2D mario guy
Anonymous No.713992327 [Report] >>713993267 >>713999317
>>713990958 (OP)
>Lost Levels B
>Land F
>SM64 F
did you just place them randomly?
Anonymous No.713992387 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
>no Sunshine
Bait thread
Anonymous No.713992410 [Report] >>713992795
>the most important nintendo game in F
kek
Anonymous No.713992424 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
retard
Anonymous No.713992536 [Report] >>713992691 >>713992793
>>713991852
>>713992208
Mario 64 is so fucking trash.

>absolutely atrocious camera constantly getting stuck on terrain, spazzing out, facing the wrong direction, refusing to go where you want it to
>slippery and awkward controls, especially in underwater and snow levels
>2D Mario's momentum and physics work in a 2D environment where you always have a perfect view and perspective of the action; it's significantly worse in a 3D environment where you are constantly fighting the camera and there are fundamental limitations to perspective/depth perception
>these momentum and physics are especially egregious when the movement is relative to aforementioned awful automatic camera that refuses to go where you want
>constantly boots you out after every star and makes you retread each stage a half dozen times all the way from the beginning of the stage with a tiny stupid piecemeal change
>dial a combo system for platforming
>overall level/enemy/hazard design are extremely basic and boring
>constant easter egg hunt for random bullshit grows old very quick
It feels like a glorified fucking tech demo for 3D movement. You need fucking 6 inch thick nostalgia goggles to still convince yourself it holds up today
Anonymous No.713992569 [Report] >>713993421
>>713990958 (OP)
What s this dogshit list that doesn't even iclude half the Mario games? Sunshine? SMB Wii? 3D Land? Wonder??? Do you even play Mario?
Anonymous No.713992620 [Report] >>713992719 >>713993715 >>713997071
reject tier lists
retvrn to tradition
Anonymous No.713992685 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
Frankly 3D Mario is so far removed from 2D Mario that I have trouble ranking them by the same metrics.
It's like comparing 2D Mario to Mario Kart.
Anonymous No.713992691 [Report]
>>713992536
hey look, its the autist spamming crash threads for an entire week
Anonymous No.713992719 [Report] >>713992858
>>713992620
Galaxy >>>>>>>>>>>> 3D world.
Anonymous No.713992737 [Report] >>713993173
>>713990958 (OP)
>Galaxy on S
Never. I loved the concept, I have fond memories of it, but the physics suck
Anonymous No.713992793 [Report]
>>713992536
not reading your shitty copypasta but remember that Crash wasn't a real 3d platformer
Anonymous No.713992795 [Report] >>713992885
>>713992410
>a shitty tech demo more important than fucking Super Mario Bros
Kys absolute retard
Anonymous No.713992823 [Report]
I love Odyssey, but I think its a sin theres no Boo/spooky kingdom
>muh medieval kingdom with a dragon
Nah
Anonymous No.713992858 [Report]
>>713992719
nah
Anonymous No.713992885 [Report]
>>713992795
Correct
Anonymous No.713992921 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
S-64
A-Sunshine, World, 3, 2USA
B-Odyssey, Land 2
C-Galaxy 2
F-Everything else
Anonymous No.713993173 [Report] >>713993737
>>713992737
>who cares about the level design, boss design, hazard design, camera, and atmosphere, WHAT ABOUT MUH HECKIN PHYSICS FOR MY SPEEDTROONING!!???
Anonymous No.713993267 [Report]
>>713992327
Land and 64 are both trash though?
Anonymous No.713993421 [Report] >>713993616
>>713992569
All the NSMB games are so generic they might as well be one game

Should rank the SMB3 ereader levels before that
Anonymous No.713993616 [Report]
>>713993421
all except the first
Anonymous No.713993715 [Report]
>>713992620
Holy shit kys
Anonymous No.713993737 [Report] >>713993952 >>713994202
>>713993173
>who cares about the level design
Lot of memorable and imagination stimulating moments, but also very linear
>boss design, hazard design
Good overall, sure
>camera, and atmosphere,
Atmosphere is great, camera can be clunky
>WHAT ABOUT MUH HECKIN PHYSICS FOR MY SPEEDTROONING!!???
Expresive platforming is what 3D platformers are all about, otherwise you might as well an actual plarformer (2D)
Anonymous No.713993952 [Report] >>713993992
>>713993737
>linear is le bad
>I'd rather do gay easter egg hunts in boring empty playgrounds while constantly fighting the camera and having to retread each level 7 times because the game keeps kicking me out!!
Slit your throat
Anonymous No.713993992 [Report] >>713994424 >>713994686
>>713993952
galaxy doesnt even have an adjustable camera
Anonymous No.713994014 [Report] >>713994579
>>713990958 (OP)
3d:
S-SMG, 3D world
A-SMG2, Odyssey
B-SM64 PC port, SMS quickplay
C-SM64 original hardware
D-SMS long play

I haven't really played much 2d mario, played NSMB DS and wii when I was kid but never cared to play the newer or older 2d entries
Which ones should I play?
Anonymous No.713994202 [Report]
>>713993737
>Galaxy camera can be clunky
>dickrides 64
LMAO
Anonymous No.713994365 [Report] >>713994576
>try mario galaxy
>get motion sickness
nintendogs in shambles
Anonymous No.713994424 [Report] >>713994498
>>713993992
The adjustments do fuckall. You have extremely limited options that are all terrible and it constantly gets stuck on terrain and starts fucking up again the second you move.
Anonymous No.713994498 [Report]
>>713994424
wasnt a problem for me. hitting Cup fixed it every time
Anonymous No.713994576 [Report]
>>713994365
this but with minecraft on consoles
Anonymous No.713994579 [Report]
>>713994014
SMB and SMB2J are the best ones. You can use continue code in SMB1 and play SMB2J in All Stars. Download the romhack that fixes the jump physics when you hit blocks in All Stars
Anonymous No.713994686 [Report] >>713994774
>>713993992
Galaxy hardly needs an adjustable camera, the world design and camera placement logic are good enough that it is rarely an issue
Meanwhile 64 (and sunshine to lesser extent) has you constantly fighting the camera for the right angle
Anonymous No.713994774 [Report] >>713994869 >>713994924
>>713994686
>the world design
hallways floating in an empty void?
Anonymous No.713994869 [Report] >>713995008
>>713994774
>cherrypicking
that looks better than any slopshine level
Anonymous No.713994924 [Report] >>713995080
>>713994774
Funny because the best stages in 64 are the Bowser stages that are like Galaxy.

Yes, that is far better than gay easter egg hunts in boring empty playgrounds while constantly fighting the camera and having to retread each level 7 times because the game keeps kicking you out
Anonymous No.713995008 [Report] >>713995065
>>713994869
>cherrypicking
dohohoho
Anonymous No.713995065 [Report] >>713995172
>>713995008
? that's a very creative level design
Anonymous No.713995080 [Report] >>713995170
>>713994924
>Yes, that is far better than gay easter egg hunts in boring empty playgrounds
but enough about galaxy
Anonymous No.713995170 [Report] >>713995305
>>713995080
This is one of the best galaxies, along with honeyhive galaxy
Anonymous No.713995172 [Report]
>>713995065
sure it is. Floating pathways in a void are just riveting and really stretches the imagination of the person playing it
Anonymous No.713995174 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
>Doki Doki Panic over 64
I'm a SonicGOD, and even I think something malicious is brewing.
Anonymous No.713995305 [Report]
>>713995170
>big playground: N64 >:(
>big palyground Wii :O
Anonymous No.713995578 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
Anonymous No.713995882 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
SMB1 in S tier is a based take but the rest of this list is shit
Anonymous No.713995906 [Report] >>713996987
I included a bunch of spinoffs but there you go. I don't
Anonymous No.713996256 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
Yoshi's Island mogs them all
Anonymous No.713996987 [Report] >>713997320
>>713995906
>Super Mario Galaxy in S, but not 3D All-Stars
Anonymous No.713997071 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
>>713992620
When Yamauchi left, Mario became shit.
Anonymous No.713997320 [Report]
>>713996987
3D All Stars is one good game (Galaxy) and two bad games (64 and Sunshine), so it's overall bad.
Anonymous No.713998039 [Report]
>>713990958 (OP)
>S
World, Yoshi's Island
>A
SMB2, Galaxy, Galaxy 2
>B
3D World, SMB3, SMB, Lost Levels, Sunshine
>C
SM64, Mario Bros U Deluxe, Odyssey
Anonymous No.713999317 [Report]
>>713992327
He's just a baiting faggot OP. This is sadly the only way newfags know how to function.