Thread 713991828

Gaming confessions?

i think this is the best saints row game

I liked Blitzball too even if I rarely won.
I loved XIII and have beaten it three times.
I've never played an MGS but have beaten both Dishonored games.
I struggled in SOTN because I didn't have the right equipment and kept getting fucked.
I think DA is a perfectly fine series but I'd never play those games nowadays.

i beat portal 1&2 watching guides for the chambers

>>713992128
>he thinks there's a good Saints Row game
Every mission is just "Hey kill this fucking guy in this fucking place fuck shit fuck" with none of the Rockstar humor or good taste in music that Rockstar has. It's GTA for literal retards.

>>713991828 (OP)
Dark Souls never deserved the reputation of
>WOAH DUDE PREPARE TO DIE, DARK SOULS IS THE HARDEST GAME EVER HOLY SHIT
because it isn't that hard.

>>713992317
I read a post here that said that SR4 is the best superhero simulator and I completely agree with them.

>>713992180
>I liked Blitzball too even if I rarely won.
And that's why you liked it
The moment you understand how it works, you'll realize that the game is fucking retarded. And then once you learn why you need to do blitzball in the first place, you'll fucking hate that absolute piece of shit forever

>>713991828 (OP)
I used the mimic tear.

>>713991828 (OP)
i didnt care for the gameplay in WC3 so i just cheated my way through the campaign to watch the story unfold as fast as possible

>>713992630
you didn't beat the game though it's also true that the game was never worth beating in the first place

I play Elden Ring at 50% speed

>>713991828 (OP)
I needed the white donkey kong to beat the last fourth of DKCR

>>713992749
kek I used to do this for all blizzard games just to watch the cinematics

>>713991828 (OP)
I think Asura's wrath is an ugly, derivative game. You might even say... slop.
I think Monday Night Combat (not the Super version) was the most fun multiplayer shooter of all time.
Portal 1 is better than 2.
Grand strategy is my favorite genre bar none but there's not a single grand strategy game I truly love. Basically I love the concept of the genre but dont like how it's been executed so far.
Soulslikes should have stopped at DaS1

I've never played a Zelda game and I don't care to

>>713991828 (OP)
I don’t care about the switch 2 at all, good or bad. I just found that all of my favorite franchises were dog shit on the switch 1 and that’s why I’m not buying one

>>713992317
>Rockstar humor
This has to be bait

i sandbag because i like watching people have a shot at winning

>>713993578
I sand bag when I played Destiny 2 because the game forces you to do PvP and I don’t give a shit about it. I would completely afk if the game didn’t kick you

>>713991828 (OP)
Level scaling is good because it’s a counter for mindless grinding and forces you to focus on your equipment and set up more to get the edge over enemies.

>>713991828 (OP)
I love Sonic Unleashed.
Sonic Adventure 2 does not hold up well at all.
I lack the IQ necessary to enjoy and be proficient at fighting games.
Most people enjoyed Brawl, and most people who hated it were comp nerds.
The PS4 was a decent console, although now its big-time exclusives are available on Steam making it unnecessary to buy for a lot of people.
Star Wars: The Forced Unleashed was a bad video game. Your lightsaber is completely useless and the force abilities are frustrating to use.
Metal Gear Solid 4 is quite literally a "movie game". The gameplay is fantastic but you have to grind 30 minutes of cutscenes to play it for 15 minutes.
Most remakes and remasters are fine. I'm not going and buying original hardware to play one game, and I don't feel like emulating.

I never play as Darth Maul on Coruscant if I have the choice. It's just not fair.

>>713991828 (OP)
I loved blitzball as a kid, but God did I hate playing against those cheating fucks as an adult. It was extra tedious with all the bullshit you have to sit through after reloading your save too. And then the reward for it was some gay slots move that's also a pain in the ass to use. At least Wakka and the gang got the closure they deserved.

>>713991828 (OP)
I paid $60 for Black Ops 4 in 2018

>>713994174
>I love Sonic Unleashed
>Sonic Adventure 2 does not hold up well at all
>I lack the IQ
Obviously.

I used a guide each of my first runs in dark souls games. I just aint gonna be assed to deal with that shit, ya know?

>>713994918
if you strip away the challenge they’re just 5/10 games. not worth the money at that point

i played elden ring NG+ with a mod to skip all the open world traversal

>>713991828 (OP)
I don't like video games

>>713991828 (OP)
I can't stand Halo. I love FPS games, but everything about that game feels tailor made to annoy the shit out of me. The plot is lame and generic, the two weapon limit is retarded, the candy-colored aliens feel like they're something out of a childrens toy commercial, every other cunt has a regenerating shield, the level design IS ABYSMAL.

I have turned into nintenChad

I never beat FF7 legitimately as a kid. I used Gameshark codes to have 1 hit kills and infinite limits to beat the game. I'm now 41 years old and have never told anyone this.

>Bloodborne is a better action game than Ninja Gaiden Black and Devil May Cry 3
>Drive rush makes Street Fighter better, not worse. Hopefully projectiles are removed entirely from SF7
>every game benefits from becoming open world. No exceptions
>Mario Kart World is the best game in the series
>Quake is the most overrated game of all time. It's for people that can't quickscope
>Pokemon sucked until Scarlet and Violet
>From Software games were never good. You have bad taste - deal with it
>neither are Atlus games, weeb
>Gone Home is better than your favorite game
>watching gameplay on Tiktok at 1.5x speed offers a better experience than booting up the game and playing it
Final Fantasy is generic trash and you should feel bad for so much as playing it, let alone liking a filler minigame. Kill yourself

>>713994878
Only 1/3 of Sonic Adventure is fun and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Knuckles and the treasure hunting is better in SA1. Gamma and the shooting stages are better in SA1. SA1 overall is so much better and more enjoyable than SA2

Every so often I'll boot up a new dark souls save, get to the asylum demon, dodge it's attacks using one hand, then jerk off to its fat ass with the other hand.

>>713991828 (OP)
I think the prime series is bad.
I think Other M is good.

>>713991828 (OP)
The whole fallout series is garbage

>>713991828 (OP)
how is this a confession?
everyone liked blitzball

>>713996178
these aren't confessions, these are retarded baits

>>713991828 (OP)
I can't get past 6-4 on SMB

>>713992252
Hardest part by far that I needed help with was between the chambers in 2. If you did that on your own unlike me you beat the game.

>>713995617
Does it keep all the bond fires or what? They really should of done that for NG.

>>714000207
To be fair I never played 2&3.

>>713991828 (OP)
I love Ultrakill, but I hate the community and Gianni.

I liked climbing towers in Far Cry

Expedition 33 and it’s fanbase insist upon themselves

>>713991828 (OP)
I've literally never completed a point and click game without looking at a guide a few times

>>714000324
I didnt, and most did not at the time. It was the last FF that had any normieish fans.

odyssey is the worst 3d mario

>>713991828 (OP)
GTA 5 would have the best written story of the GTA games (except IV) if Brad's fate was a complete mystery until the mission where Trevor finds him in Michael's grave. In my first playthrough i completely missed the dialogue where Michael talks with Dave about Brad being dead in his grave and Dave pretending to be him in Trevor's emails to make it look like he was still alive, so when Trevor found out about the truth i was just as surprised as him and yelled kino but then i replayed the game and realized they fucking ruined this incredible plotwist by spoiling it 30 missions before the reveal.

>>713991828 (OP)
I don't think Morrowind is as bad as /v/ makes it out to be.

Final Fantasy 16 isn't nearly as bad as /v/ makes it out to be

>>713993469
>Portal 1 is better than 2.
both games were great but portal 1 has that peak source feeling, and half life 2 style vibe. it feels very dystopian

>>713991828 (OP)
I played Fear and Hunger on easy mode.

Getting two shot by every random enemy and losing 2 hours of progress due to limited saving is not fun.

>>713995517
I enjoy challenge not the convoluted solaris questline bullshit. Thats not "challenging"

>>713991828 (OP)
I think Fallout 4 is the best Fallout game and New Vegas is horrifically overrated and sucked off

>>713991828 (OP)
Pokemon Emerald isn't fun.
Gen 3 kinda sucks in general.

>>713991828 (OP)
I raped em.

>>713992317
You don't have to sell me on it so hard, anon, I already bought it.

I beat ds1 with a guide and it has been my heaviest blunder. It still weighs on my heart sometimes