Thread 713994691

>Adjusted courses selected in “Random” when selecting next course in a wireless “VS Race.”
Why did they do it?

i'm still having a blast

>>713994691 (OP)
you can stop spamming the tranny, you'll never make this happen

>>713994691 (OP)
Stops minmaxing faggots from ruining the game like they did with MK8.

MKW remains far more balanced and fun. Even filthy casuals like me can play and occasionally come first.

Nintendo didn't want you to play that way

>>713994843
OP is trying to force a meme.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/sU2czNhQsmcMPYJcsYSw3A/

>>713994871
Intermission courses aren't really ano more or less balanced though, literally the only difference is that only the last 25% of the race matters because you're driving in a straight line for the first 5 minutes

>>713994691 (OP)
>what the fuck do you mean that I, a 50 year old balding e-celeb manlet, have to play differently than normally in order to beat children at a video game meant for children?
Every video I have watched on this topic is hilariously bad.

>>713994990
>you're driving in a straight line for the first 5 minutes

>>713994990
>only the last 25% of the race matters
The Youtuber who also claimed this and is "good" at the game went 1-3 at being in the top 10. His only "win" was a 2nd place finish at the start.

>>713994691 (OP)
idk but the game sure is dead as fuck now, can't find an online lobby with more than 10 players, everyone just leaves when a connector is picked

>>713995109
That webm is proving my point though

>>713995109
Thanks for posting one of the problems in mention

>>713995325
>That webm is proving my point though

No it's disproving your point you imbecile. You want to pretend that the game is "boring" and you are only "going in straight line"

My webm shows just how much shit you're talking. Go play Crash Team Racing lmao

>>713995645
>bro i did some unnecessary drifts that clearly slowed me down compared to the people driving in a straight line, this totally means it's not a straight line

>>713994691 (OP)
To make metafags cry

Litteral angel

>>713995704
Fake and disingenuous bullshit.

This is build up to the final track, the fabled Rainbow Road, which your webm conveniently doesn't show.

Lying is all you schizos have lmao

>>713995837
>cast her in zelda the movie
>she plays link

>>713996023
is it so fabled that it needed a 1 minute glorified loading screen where you hold A

>>713995730
>>713995903
Schizos too blind and seething to cope the webm >>713995109

>>713996023
What's wrong with the opening portion of the track?

>>713996124
>no argument just name calling and buzzwords
i accept your concession

>>713994758
>>713994843
sure you are.

>>713996170
Those are the fellatio tubes you stupid virgin

>>713996092
The grand raceway to reach Rainbow Road just builds the suspense and mystique for when you finally reach it.

What's it like being you, and seething every day because you can't play this amazing game?

>>713996204
Don't need an argument when my webm BTFO your lies and now you can't cope

>>713995109

>>713995109
How... how is that not a straight line?

>>713996338
Gotta admit this looks like fun.

>>713995109
is this like those cyberpunk webms where the guy jumps around and waves the camera around like a spastic to make the game look more interesting than it is

>>713996286
holding A and looking at my phone doesn't seem that suspenseful to me
also i have the game, shame they made it unplayable though

>>713996373
please keep posting it every thread, it's hilarious that you think it's supporting your argument when it's doing the opposite

>>713996458
>how is that not a straight line?

The multiple bends in the road?

>>713995109
Those are a fake curves.

>>713996478
He didn't need to touch the control stick a single time, where's the fun you see in the webm?

The opening "straightaway" lends itself to a practical purpose: thinning and spreading out the pack. You've got 24 racers clumped up right at the start and the initial wide road helps to spread people out.

>>713996570
Thank you for confirming you've never driven down a highway

>>713996570
It's not a bend if you don't need to drift to traverse it

>>713995109
seems like tryhards are just salty that they can't own the kids by taking ebin shortcuts and grinding rails (since it's unoptimal on intermission courses)

>>713996490
>is this like those cyberpunk webms where the guy jumps around and waves the camera around like a spastic to make the game look more interesting than it is

Uh....no. the cyberpunk webm is the player do that.

This webm >>713995109 is stuff that happens to the player. The entire experience of playing the game is this constant madcap frenetic insanity and its a fuck ton of fun.

>>713996724
Whoa, he sure held accelerate in that one!

>>713996786
good marning saar

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/sU2czNhQsmcMPYJcsYSw3A/
posted it again award

>>713996741
Doesn’t that mean that it just filler before they can then stomp the kids?

>>713996741
way to prove you don't play the game, shortcuts are half the problem with these shitty tracks, you just hang in the back and then steal 1st in the last 40 seconds with a massive shortcut

>>713994691 (OP)
>Why did they do it?
Because they saw the statistics and simply assumed something wasnt working right, which is technically true. People are kind of assuming malice and directing their anger at the wrong thing when they should just instead ask nintendo for a seperate mode

>>713995109
>>713996338
>>713996724
This would actually be fine if there was a 200+CC mode. The straightness of the track would be offset by the handling difficulty

the only people who enjoy the transition stages are people who don't drive a car regularly and know what a commute is.
the "excitement" of going from point A to point B is nonexistent

>>713996786
>getting hit by a bunch of random bullshit while I drive in a straight line is fun!
Bootlickers will stoop to any level, huh?

>>713996935
>>713997013
don't like it, don't play it then

>>713997121
yes that's what everyone is doing, barring the small handful of people who insist they love eating the shit on their plate

>>713997013
Most Amerigolems think that the commute is an extension of their freedom so you’re not going to convince anyone

>>713995109
If this were a road in real life then yes any normal driver would consider this a straight line

>>713997086
tendies love the update

>>713997238
>If this were a road in real life then yes any normal driver would consider this a straight line

The cope is hilarious.

>>713997013
>the only people who enjoy the transition stages are people who don't drive a car regularly and know what a commute is
You mean like... Kids? The game's target audience?

>>713995018
>children can afford 500 dollars
>inb4 but parents buy it for their kids
>except nintendos target demographic is 20 to 40 year olds and kids are only interested in roblox, minecraft, and eceleb form games
Damn its time to stop using the kids excuse

>>713997121
Too bad about the $520 you already spent on the console+game+online

>>713997013
it's all sweaty tryhard manchildren complaining about MKW

>>713996286
Maybe the first time, but it will probably get old after half a dozen times.

>>713997429
If kids are the target audience then why do all the ads feature adults

>>713995704
>>713995109
Why are the tracks so fucking wide

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop posting Hunter Schafer as it's giving me a boner

>>713994990
Honestly I can't see how is any different, like yeah driving in a straight line sucks dick, but what is with this 25% of the track matters? Every "high level" gameplay that I see is just people holding items for 2 laps until the last stretch, so they are doing the same

>>713997364
You know exactly what everyone means when they call these tracks "straight lines" and your entire argument is "well technically..."

Call it a cope or a seethe or whatever you want it doesn't make you look smarter

>>713997930
>Why are the tracks so fucking wide

Why this an issue for you in Mario Kart World but not Mario Kart 8?

Hmm?

Bizarre schizo rants every day on here.

>>713997013
my anon driving a heckin truck to your work is peak american freedom you don't get it

>>713995109
You literally proved his point

>>713998318
Yes you are seething like fuck.

Even on the straightest of straight roads in MKW you will constantly be ducking, serving and jumping over a variety of hazards, projectiles,enemies, on coming traffic. Get a real argument schizo.

>>713998157
In normal tracks sandbagging is a legit strategy, yes. The difference is, it is a challenge to start the final lap in a position where you will get items that let you take shortcuts while still being close enough to the pack that the shortcut will allow you to get a high placement. In the intermission tracks since the "pack" is so close together and everyone is spamming items, you're always going to enter the final lap with optimal positioning for a sandbagging strategy, because no one is able to build a lead during the intermission.
Also frontrunning is more often the better strategy in the normal tracks, whereas in intermissions sandbagging is almost always better

>>713995645
>No it's disproving your point
?
you literally posted a straigh line

>>713998471
Try and keep up schizo

>>713998357
Why is the minimal cropped from the Mario Kart 8 picture?

>>713998675
So you're just ignoring everything in the video. Bold strategy.

>don't get to play multiple laps
>leaving behind trap items is now literally worthless if you don't hit someone on the first attempt
as if item balance wasn't bad enough.

>>713997332
is that why nobody is playing and everyone is complaining

>>713997238
1.- no, they wont.
2.- theres dozens of sections with steep curves and inclines on those intermissions. unless you are trying really hard or are a retard, nothing like that can be considered 'a straight road'.

Nintendo dicksuckers are rivalling indians for who eats the most shit

hey eric, you stupid inbred retard
ill spoonfeed you because you're clearly not lucid enough to understand, the problem with the intermissions isn't that the paths are straight, its that having 1 lap tracks at the end makes the races extremely susceptible to hoarding a mushroom from the clusterfuck and just getting a last second shortcut right at the end to snipe second or first

>>713999435
>makes the races extremely susceptible to hoarding a mushroom from the clusterfuck and just getting a last second shortcut right at the end to snipe second or first

Never happens. Someone will inevitably always get lightning and you can kiss your items goodbye.

If you hold onto an item too long you WILL lose it.

>>713996964
THERES LITERALLY NOTHING STRAIGHT ABOUT THAT CLIP!

you people are just sick.

They did it because they hate their players.

>>713999435
Wasn't Eric supposed to be anti Nintendo? Did he switch sides?

>>713994871
>hates minmaxing
>praises MKW
damn you're retarded