Thread 713995141

It's unironically the only game left that I NEED to play before I can die with zero regrets. How many more years must I wait?

>>713995141 (OP)
Indiana Jones world, when?

Why does she like the FFXIV guy so much?

>>713995425
He's her real father

>>713995141 (OP)
After the shitshow that was KH3 my expectations aren't exactly high. I plan on just skipping it altogether unless it ends up defying my expectations and is something truly amazing.

>>713997531
Nomura is wasting at least two world slots with Star Wars and Marvel crap which doesn't belong in a fucking FF x Disney crossover game, so I highly doubt it'll be any good. Probably even worse than 3 if I'm being honest.

There's enough high-budget Marvel/Star Wars games already. It's a complete waste to force them into KH as well.

>>713995141 (OP)
You said the same thing about Kingdom Hearts 3 and you'll say it again for Kingdom Hearts 5.

>>713995141 (OP)
>How many more years must I wait?
Earliest: Late 2027 coinciding with the launch of PS6
Most Likely: 2030
Worst Case Scenario: 2040

>>713998106
>Implying there will even be a KH5 after 4 bombs critically and commercially.

>>713999324
They're still pumping out Star Oceans despite the terrible sales and reception. Square Enix has money to burn.

>>713997531
Same dude. It's such a fucking shame. KH1&2 were masterpieces as far as I'm concerned. Better than any Final Fantasy, that's for sure.

>>713995141 (OP)


I remember all the mothers that watched this with their kids were obsessed with this guy. Was this because he was a dark good guy, kind of like Snape or was he just attractive to women in some other way?

>>714001741
Disney adults are just weird. Especially the women.

>>714001741
They wanted to "fix" him, because he was so helpless.

>>714001741
>>714001943
>>714002715
they want to be the little girl you idiots. they want to be a little girl with an older man. it gets them off like how some of you like straight shota

>>713998076
>which doesn't belong in a fucking FF x Disney crossover game
Kingdom Hearts stopped being that a long time ago. Kingdom hearts is now, simply, Kingdom Hearts.

>>713995141 (OP)
Why? Seriously. What the hell could you possibly expect from KH4 that is worth any of your time or anticipation?

>>713995141 (OP)
people used to say this about metal gear solid v: the phantom pain, you know

>>714003594
Women want to be the little girl, and men want to be the guy who is comforted by the little girl. That's the entire appeal of the show.

>>714001741
God strike me down for uttering this word but he is THE prime example of what brainrotted terminally online women call a "GuyFailure".

>>714006247
This is why I want a daughter :(

>>713995141 (OP)
I just want an Emperor's New Groove world where Kuzco keeps diegetically pausing the game to defend himself.

>>714001320
That picture has too much soul. Nomura cannot comprehend this appeal.

>>714006247
WTF

>>714007228
I want a Rescue Rangers world ala Toybox. Shit would be so cash.

>>713995359
That would be even worse than Star Wars.

>>713995359
>Nazi Heartless.

>ywn fight an Emblem Heartless the size and shape of a Darkside, covered in Nazi symbols like an Aryan Brotherhood member.
>there will never be a sequence where they worm their way into Donald's dreams while he's asleep to try to turn him to their side.

>>713995141 (OP)
Dragon's Dogma 2 was my last bucket list game and that shit turned out awful. I hope Kingdom Hearts 4 doesn't break your heart like DD2 did mine...

>>713998076
>no 2B
>no clive
>no Emet Selch
>no Ultros
>no Rydia
>no Celes
>no Zidane
>no Ultimecia or Cloud of Darkness using heartless (ffs look at the amano design for CoD)
>hoards of cringe bullshit from disney starwars and marvel instead
Pain.
Suffering even.

>>714006279
hey thats me

>>714006247
Literal textbook "GuyFailure" behaviour.

>>714006247
Grok why does my chest hurt?

>>713995141 (OP)
I like it when she reprimands him and then he gets on his hands and knees and begs for forgiveness in that one episode.

>>713995141 (OP)
Mheh
Mheheh
Doi-oi-oi-oing
Uhhhuhuh

>>714006247
Your average /v/ poster in a nutshell.

Isn't Sophia next in line for the kingdom?

I mean for all his failures he's basically got the next queen in love with him, and she would likely marry him once she is in power. Oh she's a kid, who's going to arrest him? She is in charge.

I've only watched bits of this with my Neice in the day. Often Disney Princesses appeared to Sophia in what appeared to be spiritual or ethereal forms.

Were all the Disney Princesses from our time dead and this was set in the future? Why were they spirits?

>>714001741
>>714003594
>>714006247
Why are women like this? Cardcaptor Sakura had something similar where a grown male teacher got engaged to an elementary school girl and Cardcaptor Sakura was entirely written and drawn by a group of women

>>713998076
Idk, KH is already pretty "anime Star Wars" so I think it'd fit thematically

>>714013450
So was Kodomo no Jikan

>>713995141 (OP)
these two have some really dedicated artists

>Kingdom Hearts 4
after the disappointing 3. i don't know if 4 would be that great.

>>714013127
She summons princesses (who are either still alive or deceased) with the power of her magical amulet.

3 is good and better than 1. Everyone is just retarded and wanted 2 repeated

Stop pointing out that young girls want older men in this kh thread.
Older men are not for sex

>>714014947
3 is only better than 1 if you play it on critical mode. The story is way worse than 1 no matter what.

>>714013450
Girls with men is the natural way of life. I'm being genuine here. In nature you would be an adult man with a freshly fertile wife. Girls mature so much faster because of this.

So it's a natural unfulfilled desire for women and they self insert or create loli content. It's different than straight shota in that this is actually natural and it's in their DNA

>>714015707
In middle school, a group of girls were playing with a condom someone brought and laughing about how small it was. They'd all been having sex with men. The condom was normal sized. In high school, freshman girls had college boyfriends before even starting high school. When I was 19, a freshman girl was hanging off my jock. I kept my distance, but everyone knew what she wanted.
>why didn't you fuck her?
She already had a college boyfriend too, a NIGGER

>>714006247
Men want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

>>713995141 (OP)
I loved 3 and even got the platinum trophy. I’m ready for 4.

>>713995141 (OP)
Shouldn't we get a bunch of games before 4? Like how many games are there between 2 and 3? Or 1 and 2?

>>714017614
the spin-offs have slowed down

>>714006247
Very heartwarming <3 Why can't women treat incels like this irl? Q_Q

>>714016751
How old are you Mr. Zoomer?

>>714017614
There aren't any handhelds to make smaller games for now.

>>714006247
WHERE'S THE RAPE PART!?!?!?!?!

>>714020894
>Implying Sofia wouldn't agree to consensual babymaking with her future husband

>>714016954
Hugs are wholesome and beautiful. Nothing to be ashamed of (even if you accidentally poke her with your boner from time to time).

Why bother? It's just going to be the first game in a new arc that will take another 20 years to complete.

>>713998719
KH3's reveal and release happened in the came decade so the same would be true for IiII

Is this show any good?

>>714020282
34. What about my post made you think I was a zoomer?

>>714023059
no

People who think star wars doesnt align with kh are retards.
Mfer we have a gummi ship flying in space retards.

>>714024893
But... He is an adult and...she is a child.

>>713998076
Adding Disney to Kingdom Hearts was a marketing decision that ruined its ability to become art. Just play a good JRPG with original characters.

>>714025328
That's the appeal (for the intended audience: females)

>>714024893
Theres something incredibly kino about japanese artists being so interested in a random western cartoon.
(Somehow, i believe most of the artists who pair sofia with cedric are japanese women)

>>714025750
>Theres something incredibly kino about japanese artists being so interested in a random western cartoon.

>>714020894
No rape necessary.

>>714023059
Do you like MLP:FiM?

>>714026426
>random
This kind of thing is never random to Japs.

>>714025240
What about Marvel?

>>714013450
Girls like older men. Women never stop wanting to BE a girl with an older man.

>>714026670
L-lewd!

The japanese are a blessing on this gay retarded earth.
They must be protected at all costs

>>714028278
That's the French.

>>714028470
But japanese are cuter and more polite and nice

God bless Japan

>>714006247
What possesses a random anon to dedicate so much time into writing something like that? Or was that post possibly written by A.I.? Either way, it's pretty wild.

>>714027875
>>714028569
in mexico and possibly other latin american countries, there is the belief that women are guilty of the original sin and are innate temptresses of evil. this is not as overt as it sounds, but in short it means girls will tempt you and it's not your fault for falling for it.

and it's not completely wrong. they are instinctually driven to attract older men even when they dont understand what they're doing or why. you SHOULDNT oblige, but they dont fight the temptation too hard.

anyway, if you look at molestation stats, mexicans are pretty high up, and this is why.

>>714029124
Anon...

>>714029124
That's the character's arc. He wants to shoot up the school but slowly sofia's kindness and proximity melt him down

>>714029124
It's just a simple summary of the show's plot in greentext form, bro.

>>714028758
Why do they make their characters white?

>>714027749
Big Hero 6

>>714024367
I legit cannot believe you are older than me.

>>714031560
Did you think girls being whores was new? Was it because I mentioned being 19 but didn't immediately state my current age?

>>714015757
Critical mode is underrated as fuck. 3 is a completely different game the second you turn that mode on.

Good thread.

>>714035437
It would be better if anons weren't so afraid of posting sexy pictures.

>>714029883
I thought they were all secretly cats

>>714035758
think of the ads anon

>>714035758
the thread would die

>>714035758
Why do people pretend to hate AI, again?

>>714035758
It would be better if NIGGER finished his story?
>>714006247

>>713995141 (OP)
they HAVE to include lilo & stitch, perfect plot connection

>>714038209
>[Part 1 of 2]
>[Part 2 of 2]
Story time is over, anon. Now it's time to harness the powers of your imagination! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3kSfDYcYI&list=RD2k3kSfDYcYI

this thread isn't about kingdom hearts

>>714038697
Let's fix that. Nobody May Cry!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RHHbOal9YM

>>714038209
thats not his story you retard. it actually really IS the plot of that character in the fucking show

>>714038103
It's definitely gotten a lot better

>>714007930
>rescue rangers
Aren't you supposed to be going on a meat assault in ukraine?

Sofia the first. The first inverse pedophile Disney princess

>>714038697
OP here. It actually is about Kingdom Hearts. I have been dreaming about how awesome it would be to have Sofia and Cedric as recruitable party members in KH4 for the past few weeks. Recently, I started rewatching the show for the first time in years and had a great time. The entire duration of its runtime I kept thinking to myself "Man this show really has that classic, traditional, whimsical Disney vibe to it". Then Merlin enters the fray as well as all the Disney princesses that Sofia summons with her amulet and I started to become rather obsessed with the notion of a Sofia the First world in Kingdom Hearts 4. Then I recalled how much all those Japanese yumes and fujoshi LOVE shipping Sofia and Cedric and I realized that it COULD technically happen. Perhaps extremely unlikely but still dreams can come true~

I keep listening to each of the Kingdom Hearts opening themes along with their respective videos and it just feels so much like Sofia and Cedric could fit right in there. The emotional resonance is just so perfect; it's like a match made in heaven <3

>>714040269
>Japanese yumes and fujoshi LOVE shipping Sofia and Cedric
Bullshit. Post proof. If they are obsessed there should be doujinshi and fan comics of them and I SEE NOTHING IN MY SEARCHES.

>>714040416
>Bullshit. Post proof.
Here's a few off the top of my head:
https://www.pixiv.net/users/13654616/illustrations
https://www.pixiv.net/users/596956/illustrations
https://www.pixiv.net/users/656124/illustrations
https://www.pixiv.net/users/16486324/illustrations

>>714038103
The poor woke artists! Think of the artists!

>>714038697
>show featuring numerous Disney princesses
>Kairi in BBS has the same VA as the MC of the show
idk seems close enough to me

>>714038651
If you wanna break free,
you better listen to me,
you've gotta learn how to see,
in the FAN-TA-SY~

>>714040416
search a bit better anon

>>713995141 (OP)
This thread will be my Hollow bastion against the brigade of homosexual porn posters reeking havoc across the entire catalogue.

>>713995141 (OP)
How'd you manage not to check out after 3?

>>714043891
My first exposure to kingdom hearts was the little mermaid level and that was the absolute gayest shit and I never ever played it.

>>713995141 (OP)
you'll be lucky if this shit is out by 2030

>>714043891
Games have gotten so bad on average that I can accept mediocre ones since there'll probably be only 2 good new games you find out about in a year.

>>713995141 (OP)
>i NEED to go on adventures with Donald(tm), Goofy(R), Mickey, and the rest of the Disney(tm) Princesses before I can die!
this is someone's son.

I'd prefer a straight up Disney RPG. No oc bullshit. Keep battle system if you must, but the darkness and oc humans and final fantasy shit needs TO GO.

Keep it colorful. Keep it PG-13. Nothing edgy. Nothing too inherently childish. Just a fun, bright rpg you can play without cringing and wishing japan got nuked again

>>714043283
Scatland as a world in KH when

KH4
>Replaced the villain from KH1-3 with comic relief Marvel quipping mobile gacha character who appeared in 2 cutscenes in the actual games for 6 minutes and 36 seconds
>Organization XIII is replaced with mobile gacha characters who have cardboard one dimensional personalities and appeared in 1 cutscene for 2 minutes and 55 seconds in the actual games
>In order to understand backstory you need to play mobile gacha (WHICH IS OFFLINE NOW)
>Another mobile gacha that was supposed to contain crucial backstory got cancelled
>QTEs
>Strong woman representation
>Unreal Engine 5
>Nomura is retiring and giving away the franchise to literally who
IT'S OVER

>>714047781
Monkey's paw