Are you ready to protect Pauline?

Do you think they have a human penis or a the penis of?

>>714001251 (OP)
Been ready, game needs to come out already.

>>714001832
The cutscenes will probably be uploaded to YouTube a few days early.

Donkey Kock

>>714001251 (OP)
>That image
VORE LEVEL????

>>714003271
Vore fast travel

>>714002003
>cutscenes
couldn't care less

>>714001251 (OP)
why is she barefoot

>>714003671

>>714002003
Who cares about cutscenes in a Nintendo platformer.

>>714004040
I care.

>>714004040
Autists really want to know about why Pauline is a child in this game. ...I do too honestly

>DK and Pauline beat K rool
>they go to New Donk City after Pauline makes her wish at the planet's core
>upon arrival the credits roll while theres a musical festival with all the characters interacting one more time
>just at the end, after the last credits, someone with a red cap comes out of a pipe
>sudden silence while everyone stares at him
>just when you think Mario will be revealed, it turns out to be Shigeru Miyamoto with Mario proportions
>music goes on, everyone cheers and they give him the spotlight with a mic to sing the final notes
>He smiles to the player and after clearing his throat, he says"we're all gonna die one day"
>Thanks for playing!

>>714001251 (OP)
I must have no feelings because 40 year old voiced young pauline simply does not generate any kind of reaction from my old brain. Yet I've seen dozen of youtubers saying it's "touching" that she sings to the point of tears, one of these dumbasses even said it's gonna be the best donkey kong game ever because Pauline's voice is deeply "moving".

>>714004176
I wanna know too, she has been an adult since conception and her being a victim of the original DK is something even Miyamoto made sure everybody remembered, so this is a weird pair.

>>714001251 (OP)
Why is she a kid?

>>714004491
Speaking of Pauline's voice, could you please explain this?

Give me your most batshit schizo theory on why you think he's in

>>714004728
Pauline is rule 63 mario.

>I can't believe they misspelled "Bananaz" but I'll let it slide because they turned the rock into a girl. I wonder if she was originally intended to stay a rock, but then they realized that she didn't sing rock music, she sang girl music.
What's girl music like? Is it cute?

>>714004985
I was just about to post that same shot so I could reply to the other Anon's K. Rool question.

>>714004868
he has a spaceship now orbiting the planet

>>714004868
I think he's in.
Maybe he became one of the elders.
What could be behind Pauline in this shot?

>>714004491
>Yet I've seen dozen of youtubers saying it's "touching" that she sings to the point of tears, one of these dumbasses even said it's gonna be the best donkey kong game ever because Pauline's voice is deeply "moving".
The key word in here is "youtuber". Like, Im playing Death Stranding 2 and I cant stop thinking about Bananza, thats how excited I am for the game, and I like wholesome things. And yet, I domt care much about Pauline or her singing

>>714004985
The title is supposed to be a play on words, a banana bonanza.

>>714003451
Is that what the eels look like? That's freaky.

>>714006162
I don't think that's an eel.