Hmm... path seems safe. Time to sneak my way to page 10. Hopefully no one will notice.

Page 10, huh...

>>714005258 (OP)
How did you do an OP without a post image???

>>714005258 (OP)
this this camo, i too, shall make it to page 10

Think I heard something...

page...10?

>>714006521

What was that noise?

HUH!?

Nothink to report

...Huh?
Who left these posts here?
CP, come in. I've found some post markings left strewn about on the board... investigating, over.

>>714010597
>*boom*
This is CP. We just heard an explosion, what's going on over there?!

>>714010597
>JANN13SIGMA, this is CP, confirming your investigation, over. Let us know if you find anything.

>>714010956
>>714010871
CP, CP, THIS IS JANN13SIGMA, THERE'S SOMEONE TRYING TO HAVE A QUALITY THREAD ON THIS BOARD! AND THEY'VE BEEN TAKING DOWN """""OFF-TOPIC""""" THREADS ON THEIR OWN LIKE THE AI POSTS, GOONER THREADS, ERP, EVERYTHING WE GET PAID FOR! I NEED BACKUP NOW!

>>714007152
does anyone have the audio file of this song in spurdo style? i remember there were videos of this also on youtube

>>714011395
Negative, we CANNOT send more backup, you're on your own! Hold out while you can!

...What's going on? Respond?!
Connection with patrol on the /v/ board has ceased. Commence an investigation immediately.

Snake.
Before you get to page ten could you take this key to a hot room, a cold room and then a normal temperature room.
It would help save the world from nuclear bombs

Who the fuck blew up our food preserves? Now I have to keep saying how hungry I am out loud

Huh? What was that noise?
Huh? Whose footprints are these?
Huh? What was that noise?

>Porn magazine just materialized in front of me
Gonna be a fun night boys

>>714006521
*sharts
I was just my stomach...

>>714005258 (OP)
Those cheeks are dummy thicc. I doubt you'll slip past so easily without someone hearing.

>>714014824
zamn, 90 year olds look like THAT?

>>714005258 (OP)
>page 10
NOT YET SNAKE!
IT'S NOT OVER YET

How do I get past the Helicopter Croc boss fight?

Enemy sighted! Requesting backup!

>>714017875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REBmQ9mzjdE

Attack team, come back at once.
Guard team, stay alert.

Snake, we need you on page one right now!

>>714018590
Colonel, there's too many of them... AI threads, disingenuous threads, bait threads, rage threads, gay threads, eceleb threads, so many off topic threads, I can go on...
We may have to just abandon the mission.
/v/ as we know it... seems to be a living corpse.

>>714005258 (OP)
>*clap* *clap* clap* *clap*
Huh? What was that noise?

>A DUD!?

>inb4 big venom snake ass nukes the thread

ANON, YOU'VE BEEN SHOT

ARE YOU GOING TO SHOOT ME?

>>Why are you late with your stats report?
>>What's going on?
>>Respond!

>> Because it looks so dumb. Anyone who is willing to look like that must be completely insane. I mean, he's a psycho, there's no question about it!

Snake bros, how do we respond without sounding mad?

MGS2 predicted drones, among many other things. How did Hideous Kojumbo know about all this secret military tech and psyops?

>>714022732
We had unmanned vehicles ever since early 1900s it's not really an impressive prediction to "predict" it in the 2000s

>Snake..?
>SNAKE..
>SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714024542
JOHN MADDEN

How does it taste?

>>714013185
in retrospect, how did snake not clock that this was liquid in disguise from his voice

>>714025129
much like any reptile it tastes like chicken

>>>/bant/22878348