Thread 714019557

I love powerful women in suits

>>714019557 (OP)
Do you think there is hope for those poor anons who have mommy issues?

>>714020352
Only if you are into NTR

>>714020352
>woman likes powerful men
>no one cares
>man likes powerful women
>um wtf you have mommy issues
what causes this?

And in kimono

>>714021841
Because "powerful women" is a wholly unnatural concept to them

>>714021841
>woman likes powerful men
>no one cares
You've literally never heard someone refer to a girl having daddy issues?

>>714023592
Yeah and everyone loves and wants to save those as opposed to the men. God, they can't even pretend they're having a hard time properly.

>>714023775
>it's men saying women have daddy issues and other men have mommy issues
>"fucking women! they can't even be oppressed by men properly!"

>>714023775
its about the fact that both mommy and daddy issues mean the person is somewhat submissive and the fact is that most women are submissive and most men are dominant. A dominant guy will like even more submissive woman but a submissive woman will most likely not like a submissive guy. That's it, there is no ulterior reason but simple biology.

>>714024274
>simple biology
No it's not. It's culture. Lots of eomen have femdom fantasies but feel ashamed about them because they think they're supposed to be submissive.

>>714024047
>it's men saying women have daddy issues and other men have mommy issues
Right and only one gets you at least pumped and dumped. Where is my pump and dump you stupid bint?

>"fucking women! they can't even be oppressed by men properly!"
They can't. Too many male simps to bail them out and not the other way around. Oh boo hoo you got your dinner paid for you fucking cretin.

>>714024274
Thank you, now why can we just say "fuck you biology" when it comes to this issue like we did all the other biological issues? Oh right cause it's a mans biological issue, you know like height so it doesn't matter. We tend to forgive women and their biological shortcomings, especially their hysteria episodes and general retardation.

>>714024754
>Lots of women have femdom fantasies
I think you spend too much time on the internet.

>>714025047
>I think you spend too much time on the internet.
Yeah imagine if they did that. Imagine if they just walked and drove around with wireless internet devices in their hands with a million tabs open all day. Imagine if they used these to find dates.

Commissioned a picture of her from Magnetus.

>>714025047
>I think you spend too much time on the internet
cope. im not saying it's the majority but there are plenty of women would probably feel more comfortable being dominant without society's expectations.

>>714024274
>simple biology
The rallying cry of the idiot who doesn't know shit about biology

>>714019557 (OP)
I know what you mean

Onion...

>>714023381
I've noticed a correlation between milf/hag art and muscular thighs and calves, not sure why, not complaining anyway

>>714025775
Still the best artist japan has ever produced

>>714023775
Math jokes like this always get a giggle out of me. Fuck having to show your work for shit you can do in your head.

>>714025775
My balls just tensed up all of a sudden weird.

>>714019557 (OP)
Dominant women don't exist

>>714030621
lower body fat percentage collects on the lower legs as you age, which normally gives the chicken-leg look but the art implies that the MILFs in question either avoid it somewhat or keep their fitness up enough to still stay toned in the legs and have it more visible once the fat is gone
t. freud

>>714030621
Heels force them to use those muscles more.

>>714019557 (OP)
Agreed.

>>714022975
Also agreed.

>>714030825
oh. i guess that makes sense too. shit

>>714031257
This is neither a powerful woman nor one wearing a suit.

>>714030621
I want some brave soul of an artist to bite the bullet and just draw the varicose veins, just one or two give me something ffs. They only do it for breasts.

>>714031373
Wrong on the first account

>>714031373
Be careful what you wish for, anon.

>>714031649
>oneshotted by a literal child swinging a plastic knife

>>714031736
Nice thumbnail, retard. You got any more of them pixels?

>>714031824
Only in the underground.

>>714031824
Frisk is special.

>I won.
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>714031916
>Nice thumbnail, retard. You got any more of them pixels?
This is the point of a "thumbnail", retard.

>>714019557 (OP)
In suits, you say?

>>714032102
>We both did.

I have a slightly unhinged theory that spamton mirrors the knight, and that whatever the FUCK the KNIGHT is, it was stolen from the mayor's basement. She's a confirmed hoarder with bunker access who keeps everything in her house, and the basement has bunker audio SFX, so who knows what the fuck was down there.
I think the theme of possession means it's almost certainly one of the ghosts, but it could be something else.

Oh I thought this was a real thread but it seems to be a porn justification

>>714032437
>Oh I thought this was a real thread
People like you don't think

>>714032102
>Stop shitting yourself!

>>714032352
If Spamton mirrors the Knight, imagine if the Knight was DT Hapstablook (Mettaton).

>>714030541
this is a reference to how toby is constantly plagiarising other musicians

>>714032856
>Becomes a millionaire by copying someone else's homework
What a fucking chad

sex with hag deer

>>714032102
I congratulate him on his victory (it's a victory for me too)

>>714033368
i don't get it

>>714033252
>when she wants you to fuck her gay daughter straight

>>714019557 (OP)
And the feeling is mutual.

>>714033368
Why is Suzy so much cuter than Susie?

>>714033539
Toby had to have known how much porn this would generate right?

>>714033598
he's a femdomfag, of course he did

>>714033539
How would Rudy feel about this?

>>714032102
As Joseph Stalin once said: "We will envy him."

>>714033423
He won, but turns out he was on our side all along, and so we won too.

>>714033723
Their relationship is pretty open.

>>714033723
Red heart-shaped objects don't have asses so he hasn't got anything to kick.

>>714034002
What a vile artstyle

you seem to have mixed your incel thread into my deltarune thread

>>714033598
With Undertale no. Yet the inclusion of more and more talking animals per iteration meant he got wise to this fact.

>>714034115
>He doesn't know
No one tell "her".

>>714019557 (OP)
So you're into women with motivation.

>>714034115
They can't resist any game where the protagonist has they/them pronouns

>>714034024
Yeah, but you are shaped like an ass, so he can kick the whole thing.

>>714033916
>is a krusiefag
>pushes kruselle as hard as possible in the game itself
what's his endgame?

>>714033916
>hurf durf an early design document has a throwaway line of a generic anime trope, guess this means my ship wins
Meanwhile we Suselle chads will be laughing when chapter 5 makes us canon

>>714032102
I don't. It's our win.

>>714034283
Why does he have to push it? Isn't he the creator? Can't he do whatever the hell he wants?

>>714033368
The latter is Ralsus evidence btw.

>>714034326
>we Suselle chads will be laughing when chapter 4 makes us canon
[YOU ARE HERE]
>we Suselle chads will be laughing when chapter 5 makes us canon
>we Suselle chads will be laughing when chapter 6 makes us canon
>we Suselle chads will be laughing when chapter 7 makes us canon
>we Suselle chads will be laughing when chapter 0 makes us canon
>we Suselle chads will be laughing when chapter 10 makes us canon
>we Suselle chads will be laughing when Alarm Clock App confirms that Susie and Kris ended up divorcing
>we Suselle chads will be laughing when Nudealert retcons Krusie out
>we Suselle chads will be laughing when Toby Fox' last will and testament will confirm that Suselle was his intention all along

>>714033539
>"You" is often used for the soul and not Kris
>She collect heart shaped objects
Carol isn't working with Kris, she is working with the soul. The person Kris has on the phone isn't Carol.

Also have a Ralsei

>>714034518
In ch5 you will be able to choose who susie gets with and if you choose suselle you will get a bad ending in ch7 and have to reset

>>714034002
>Rudy has more kiss marks on and near his mouth than Asgore
Aww

>>714034582
>Kris epically backstabs Susie in the end.
Sorry Susie, I am HOMOPHOBIC (In red)
>Dess laugh sound effect.

>>714034582
What if you don't actually pick and it's all based on your previous choices and your playstyle?

>>714033916
>it's real
>Toberto actually posted this and typed "I won."
What the fuck? So he's just completely up his own ass about ship wars and bait now, right?

UTYbros... genostarlo NEVER...

>>714032102
Why does he keep giving us hope.

I know he can't be that based. I've followed his life for decades. I know for a fact he can't be based. So why does he keep making me think, this time, just this once, he is gonna do the based thing?

>>714033916
>>714034283
>>714034326
>>714034553
i feel like this is some kind of discord group

>>714034710
who is this? and what squabbles?

>>714032102
You and me both

>>714034696
It was never a ship. It's a love story.

Caim as Kris
Angelus as Suzie

>>714034812
dev of UTY, undertale fangame that took 8 years
>what squabbles
good question

>>714034770
Because he's tired, anon. He loves Deltarune and he has a story he wants to tell, a story he's had since before Undertale. This is his magnum opus, he's not going to go the idiot route because Deltarune matters way more to him than Undertale. Trust the plan, trust in Toby.

>>714034710
Good.

>>714034923
I thought UTY was the one fan game beating the usual drama stuff

>>714030774
That only makes it hurt more…

>>714034710
Who cares? UTY is a finished product, and their following stuff looks kinda dumb. It raised interesting ideas, and that's all we needed from it. That, and the fixfic that Signirsol is making.

What's he up to, man? What's he doing?

>>714035003
I think I have a crush on the forgotten man.

>>714035003
Getting takeout you fucking retard

>>714034238
Eigong would win. iykyk.

The forgotten man is Kris's biological father.

>>714034710
I cant really think of anything else they could add that isn't a genocide starlo fight, so I dont care

I do hope he makes another game in general though

>>714035106
Why's he looking at me like that, then? Why's he everywhere I look?

>>714025453
They don't.

>>714034710
goddamn shame, but not unexpected. Amazed they even got the artbook out.

>>714034897
Ralsei as Verdelet (he will be shaven)

>>714035137
Agreed, given she got a lightsaber and anime swordsmen type speed. Not to mention she got the hops.

Rudy is the knight, fun fact.

>>714032102
>look it up
>find >>714033916
Ah. So we're at THAT stage of Toby's Hussie arc. The part where he tells you that he won, which comes after the GIGAPAUSE, somewhere around "my favorite character wins at everything," and just before "dogshit ending that leaves no one happy." I don't want to say I told you so yet, but I look forward in a sad, disgusted way to Future Toby's Discord rant on why Susie is such a good fucking character that he can't stand it and everyone is stupid.

>>714034710
id rather have another original game where he isn't Sebastian Wolff's bitch, the artbook was nice though

>>714035446
>I don't want to say I told you so yet, but I look forward in a sad, disgusted way to Future Toby's Discord rant on why Susie is such a good fucking character that he can't stand it and everyone is stupid.
I've never read Homestuck ever, did Hussie actually do this?

>>714035427
And so is Papyrus

>>714035685
yes, give me a few minutes to find it

>>714030621
You know how having huge arms/biceps is considered manly? Well, having absolutely enormous legs/thighs is considered the height of femininity.

...well, it would be if I was in charge.

At what moment precisely was it when Deltarune surpassed Undertale in your eyes, anons?

>>714034897
Who is Leonard?

>>714035905
It hasn't.

>>714035905
Ch2 snowgrave

>>714035921
Who is the most suspicious character of the game right now?

>>714035905
I recognize it's the better game but nothing has or probably will ever make me feel the same as Undertale did.

>>714035905
Berdly's face is what makes this whole comic.
>"Well now"

>>714035905
cant believe we got the greatest piece of deltarune fanart less than 25% into the game's development

>>714036045
If ch5 ends with Kris getting his hand cut off it will break the internet

>>714032102
If Krusie win then everyone wins

>>714035446
Kek he's seething.

>>714019557 (OP)
>>714023381
>>714033252
>>714034002
>>714034238
>>714034379
>>714034595
>>714035043
Fellow Carol enjoyers.

>>714035905
As of yet, it hasn't

>>714035905
when i played the survey program the minute it came out on halloween, it was raining outside and i had no idea what to expect, going from the goner maker to realizing this was an undertale sequel and that it just kept going on for far longer than i expected it to, it's a top 5 vidya experience of all time for me

>>714034283
Entire "deltarune" story started with him writing a fanfic about big bully girl and his own self insertion. Just look at this guy, he almost look like Kris if he got longer hair

>>714035953
Trvth nvke

>>714035003
Being nice.

>>714036295
Don't forget that Kris also comes from a religious upper-middle class Northeastern family with an older brother who makes shitty RPG Maker games and playing the fucking piano is a huge plot element and Susie is explicitly based on someone who bullied him in school

>>714035905
It hasn't yet.

>>714036329
This kind of mindset is why editors rightfully exist, someone's gotta tardwrangle the insane autism

>>714034770
Genocide route in Undertale was probably the most based thing you could do in any video game nearly bar none.
The only thing I can think of that comes close is the Apocalypse ending for Dark Durge in Baldurs Gate.

>>714036442
>and Susie is explicitly based on someone who bullied him in school
really?

>>714021841
Gynocentrism. Everything women do is fine, but everything men do is questionable. Women's desires are celebrated, men's desires aren't.

>>714033916
>>714032102
Based Toby

>>714036691
yeah i don't remember where he said that but it was probably in the Dads Play Deltarune text to speech stream thing, same place he shout-out'd homosuck and mentioned all the monsters were originally gonna be humans

>>714035905
I can't believe this is actually canon now

POV: How I sleep at night knowing that Toby is massive yurifag and will go through with Suselle

>>714035905
Snowgrave for me

>>714036861
>doefags want to rape this

>>714035953
This.

Only one route was a obvious step backward with deltarune at first. Felt like a total downgrade. Until you found out it was a mislead and not only did Deltarune have a hidden evil route but it was a total upgrade on Undertale's because it involved taking a chracter along the ride with you. And proving to be far more creepy to boot.

>>714035905
It has yet to surpass Undertale in its entirety, nothing in DR is as yet as good as Finale, but the best moment so far was the rape.

>>714036626
I will be forever mad at Larian for denying us incest kino with our Changeling Bhaalspawn sibling. Fuck the gay ass Grand Design, let me make more Bhaalspawn. I NEED to stick my dick in the craziest bitch to ever walk the Sword Coast.

>>714035905
When we get the Vessal and we can recreate Undertale yaoi kino but with us as Chara

>>714035905
Doe rape in chappy 4.
>you can mindrape your best friend into being a heterosexual
This entire sequence was more Kino than all of Undertale, and it was entirely worth playing just for this.

>>714034897
Caim's only love is murder.

>>714037043
>set him up to get doe pussy
>he fucking ignores her obvious signals to go ahead and kiss her
Kris is a little fuck up creep weirdo with zero fucking game.
Still didn't deserve that shit with Sans and Toriel though.

>>714035905
Spamton's entire questline in Chapter 2

>>714037182
>Kris is a little fuck up creep weirdo with zero fucking game.
Hey to be fair this was NOT the way he wanted things to go

>>714037043
I can't say it beats * Flowey's DEFENSE dropped to 0!

>>714036045
So, the Knight is literally just Kris' hand?

>>714036975
She's criminally underrated/underutilized. Should have been a full companion.

>>714035905
Spamton/Spamton NEO made it equal to UT
Then, Chapter 2 weird route surpassed UT

>>714019557 (OP)
That's a man in men's clothing. You are gay.

>>714037043
>Snowflakes moving
Kino

>>714034283
Toby's fetish is being the boytoy of a lesbian couple

>>714037332
There's no way Kris and Noelle get together.
My take is that Noelle used to have a crush on Kris as a kid, but due to Kris changing due to something we don't know and getting the soul, she lost these feelings as they stopped hanging out.
In Snowgrave, there was possibly a chance... if the soul didn't fuck it up by taking back Kris controls. But now there's no chances anymore.

>>714034283
artificial engagement

>>714037487
>due to something we don't know
literally summoned a demon

>>714025589
did she have a penis

>>714019557 (OP)
It's suspicious how evil-coated she is. It's too obvious, I'm not buying it.
I think she's stressed the fuck out between being the mayor, Dess disappearing, and her husband fucking dying. She must be doing everything she can to get Dess back and protect the town from whatever's in the bunker, even if it looks shady as fuck.

>>714037332
>DeltaCVCKS: NOOOOO WE NEED IT TO BE CANOOOON
>undertaleCHADS: I'll make 200 alternate universes and fanfics about my retarded Monster kid x Ice Wolf ship. I don't care about anything.
why aren't we based anymore?

>>714036287
>the hype upon reading "It's a beautiful day outside" and it not actually being a survey
>waiting for it to end after the opening cutscene
>waiting for it to end after ralsei opens the door
>waiting for it to end after the fountain is sealed
>stepping outside the school, and the realization that you can walk around hometown
I will never forget the warm feeling I had that day, utter kino.

>>714037626
still too busy writing 600 Frisk-saves-Chara fics

>>714037626
Because the chapter structure makes it so that everyone has their own headcanon about what the next chapter will be. Thusly the shippers want to see their ships validated in the next chapters. Undertale was a full game so the only way you could see your crackship is if you made an AU.

>>714037043
I hope I can convey to Kris that if, he just took the hint and got smooched by her, I would've aborted Weird Route right then and there.

does berdly ever ask noelle what it's like to have nipples?

>>714037626
I like how autism is the new based

>>714037487
I don’t see how Noelle and Kris don’t end up together in snowgrave

>>714035905
The only thing left Toby needs to surpass is Sans being the final boss of genocide.
Everything we know about him across all 3 routes set it up flawlessly, and it completed his character.
No check can beat
>1 attack, 1 defense. The easiest enemy. Can only deal one damage.

It makes me wonder, how will Toby surpass a twist final boss like sans?

>>714032102
It's weird to claim you the host, are a victor of a race, simply because you rooted on the guy actually running in the race.
He might have a genuine ego problem.

>>714038086
>prepare for Wii sports, Tenna...

>>714030861
>>714030957
There are two of you?

>>714037487
>>714038040
They get together in the weird route and do whatever the fuck I tell them to do. (YOU) are in control here.

>>714038148
another HIM

has anyone here actually tried playing Deltarune on an actual CRT?

>>714038086
I wonder what the Flowey equivalent will look like now that Toby has a 3D animator.

>>714032102
>y-you sure did, Toby-sama... I kneel...

>>714038279
>tried playing
I use a CRT as my main monitor.

>>714036045
what about at the end of the church where you push up against your own hand and get pushed back

>>714038279
I have a vga monitor but my setup isn't ideal and connecting it to my pc is a pain in the ass.

I CAN MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

>>714034897
Noelle as... I dunno, Furiae?

>>714035905
When the funny email man came out of a dumpster

>>714038148
Three, I also love humans immensely.
However my preference is Boy Chara x Girl Frisk and that fellow is very adamant about girl humans.

>>714036943
Except Snowgrave goes nowhere in both 3 and 4 and basically peaked at Chapter 2.

>>714038086
>"final boss" was Undyne the Undying
>max stats, max lore powerlevel, narratively the perfect hero against you being the villain etc.
>and then
>AND THEN
>the joke character who isn't even supposed to BE in this game appears
toby cant even accomplish this with rouxls, i think hes just gonna go the safe route and make it susie the undying or something

>>714037008
But that would just be Yuri?

>>714035905
rude buster (and lancer)
instant vibe that told me that this isn't just a funny undertale sequel/ au

>>714037232
I mean this is basically what would happen if you gained access to a video game world with no restriction. See your favorite character, give them knowledge they shouldn't know while looking at a being from a dimension beyond their understanding. It sucks because I prefer to think about banging the characters but I would instead mindbreak them in a non-hot way.

>>714038452
said it before but this makes Berdly Inuart blaze brightly in my soul

>>714037626
Because cringe culture took over, that's why. Back in my day people drew huge bazoonkas humans and nobody whined about it.

I want to be Elexis's boytoy.

>>714038148
There's at least 4 or 5 human posters:
>Me (Cute human poster)
>The Gay one.
>Limbusfag
>The Yellow threadshitter.
>The one from here:>>714038608
We're like MIKES.

>>714038926
She WILL get her grandkids

>>714035905
As many have said, Spamton. Everything about him, from his character to his lore and his Bossfights convinced me That Toby was serious about Deltarune. That he wasn't just making "Undertale 2" to cash in the surprising staying power of his big break.

>>714037626
AUs were retarded.

>>714038439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8A63GHLvY
It's peak, peak!

>>714038883
I preferred the days when you could refer to Frisk and Chara as girls, boys or anything people wanted and the Redditlikes wouldn't come out of the woodworks to correct you all the fucking time

>>714036287
Same, I played it the moment it dropped too. I had been planning my weekend accordingly. It was a really comfy experience for me too that I will always remember.
I also expected it to be a lot shorter, but it just kept on going. I loved the music, the characters, and the setting.

>>714038731
>BEST equipment
>dodging of gerson
>when she does get hit, she has lategame UltimateHeal which practically heals to full
>lategame fun gang stats, already has the best stats of the 3 in general
>will 1000% go undying for a phase 2
Susie will be Toby's most bullshit boss ever.

>>714038145
>Once you finish deltarune, you get chapter 0
>chapter 0 consist of destroying every darkners before they exist

in character if I may say-so myself

>>714019557 (OP)
>When my
>Pants have fallen low
>And my boner starts to grow
>And the parent that you know
>Is my faaaantasyyyyyyyy...

>There's a
>White inside my scrote
>That I'm thrusting in this goat
>It's the cum
>Shooting out from my... doooooooonnnnggg...

>Hey, Noelle...
>I am fucking your moooooooooommmmm...

>>714036287
>>714037627
>>714039115
Im glad the phenomenon of expecting it to end way sooner than it did seems to be a universally shared experience. For me, I was so used to seemingly high-effort fangames that always ended before it could actually get good

I love middle aged and old women so much. Wish we had more games like Sifu where if you die a young woman gets older

>>714039089
>no background music
>proper lyrics
Now this is a true ytpmv

Daily reminder - things Noelle has done with Susie
>Creeped on her
>Projected her missing sister onto her
>Threw her friendship with Kris under the bus to try to get closer to her
Things Noelle HASN'T done with Susie
>Gone on multiple adventures together with her
>Sat by the lake at night and had a heartfelt talk with her
>Put stickers on her face
>Taken her out to eat at the diner
>Used her as a weed whacker on a plate of cheese crackers

>>714039098
Agreed. Everyone got soft as hell.

>>714039027
I wouldn't say Spamton was the best thing about Delta, but I'd be lying if I said he wasn't the most fun.
In fact, between him, the Queen and Tenna, we had boss after boss that was just purer fun to be around.

>>714039350
That guy has one for Hammer of Justice too

Look out /v/, it's EL DIVORCEO the mot divorced man in history

>>714039327
This thread isn’t about old people, weirdo.

>>714039089
>family guy posting is back
Fuck yes.

>>714038259
>>714038608
>>714039018
Well damn i guess Frisk and Chara fans are that dedicated.

>>714039381
BASED Suseichad

>>714039619
"Stay determined" is a way of life

What her problem?

I think undertale sucks but deltarune is good

>>714039309
How would Noelle react if she walked in on this

>>714039797
Playing UT fangames like Yellow makes you realise how LONG the generic enemy attacks are, and how much TP and grazing added. I feel spoiled by most ACTs actually doing unique things instead of just being flavor text in UT.

>>714039309
COMPLETE
HOLIDAY
INSEMINATION

>>714039309
She's not a goat

>>714036287
chapter 1 was so fucking kino
that first walk around the hometown has never been topped, for me

>>714039907
Ehh, potato potahto
Goats and deer are just as likely to get rammed

Just had a thought:
How are Kris and Susie not gonna be DEAD fucking tired during chapter 5?
Susie probably got a couple more hours than Kris between chapters 2 and 3 but they both were fighting for their fucking lives until like 3 am during chapter 4

>>714039417
Indeed I couldn't forget about the Queen and Tenna. Though personally if you ask me i prefer the Chaos King. Yes, even after Toby turned him into a joke i still have him as my second favorite.

>>714040214
They are teenagers, we all used to sleep like 5 hours a day and be perfectly fine. And Kris is literally a puppet on strings so it doesn’t matter how tired he actually is

>>714040214
susie has been getting a full night's sleep
kris has been sleeping through class to make up for being out all night

>>714039381
don't forget the most important thing of all
susie has never smiled like this at noelle
where she's done it with kris at least once, and at most 4 more times

>>714039461
>I can dodge without looking
>your items are mine
>guy actually plays the game instead of simply making songs for the hype
Very based.

But really thought who is the "another HIM" teased in the DR soundtrack? HIM often is Gaster, but there's supposed to only be one Gaster

Reminder dominant women don't exist

1+2 were out for years, but it feels like 3+4 has already exponentially increased the amount of art the game has.

>>714039089
>first Asgore running over Dess
>now this
Based carkino

>>714040479
its important to spread this message
people get tricked because they act dominant and say they want to be dominant, then begin to resent you for not dominating them

>>714019557 (OP)
I just love it NintenPOWER.

>>714039381
Kris also had Susie stay over for the night
And she helped him clean up a bloodstain

>>714039619
We are a legion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy0oJwcMayc

I want to sensually thrust in that woman. I'm going to LOVE her.

What’s her endgame?

>>714036045
>>714036106
https://youtu.be/CN4ZcGJoZac?feature=shared&t=35
in the pre-order trailer kris is missing his right arm

>>714039910
Chapter 1's atmosphere is unmatched.

>>714040280
But he slept like a puppy

>>714040479
remember "bossy"?

>>714040720
he's just two handing it

>>714040286
>susie has been getting a full night's sleep
According to the soundtrack it's 1 AM when Kris and Susie seal the Knight's first fountain and 2 AM when the two seal Susie's fountain

>>714038436
that's not what happens

>>714036045
Art therapy?

>>714032102
I can't even be mad. It's an objective statement of fact.

>>714040720
isn't that his arm at 0:37?

>>714035905
Gerson in the Titan fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYTL3mTsdo

>>714041102
I don't know if the artist actually had it figured out back then but it's really funny how dead-on this comic is

>>714040823
...does that mean Rudy is Mom Lalonde?

>>714041152
>He didn't wash his hands after getting the 4th egg

>>714036723
Winrar

>>714035905
I don't think it will until it is finished. Well at least in terms of story because if we are talking about gameplay then as soon as Jevil

>>714040723
>>714039910
even though it is the “worst” chapter on a technical level, i believe itll retroactively become more and more beloved/respected the closer we get to the end of everything just due to the nostalgia of its initial release and because of how low the stakes were. i guess thats the fate of any “kids go on an adventure one time -> battle at the edge of existence against god” story though. you start to appreciate the humbler moments for what they were.

>>714040716
Making her daughter straight

>>714041358
Flowey is just chud Asriel

>>714041348
chapter 1 established a fat fucking scope which has narrowed every successive release. I mean this not as a criticism, in fact that narrowing HAD to happen and has been executed well. But nothing will match the feeling of playing chapter 1, and releasing just how much bigger and better than Undertale this was going to be.

>>714032102
I hate Toby Fox physically, I dislike that kind of man. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest.
To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does with his games is therapeutic.

>>714041502
realising**

>>714024967
redpilled

>>714034710
Yellow was ultimately pretty mediocre. Didn't do anything that Undertale proper didn't already do better. True Pacifist ending was also completely moronic.

>>714041502
>chapter 1 established a fat fucking scope which has narrowed every successive release
how so?

I LOVE THIS BITCH SO MUCH RAAAAAAAAHHH

>>714041661
I am guessing he means how open Hometown was to explore, the fact any of these places could get a dark world, and the at-the-time-crazy cliffhanger of Kris ripping the soul out and brandishing a knife

>>714037627
I thought it was going to end when you get captured and sent to jail

>>714041675
Imagine her stepping on your dick with her hooves

>>714041605
>Didn't do anything that Undertale proper didn't already do better
Gaining five LV from rage in Geno Axis fight was really fucking cool

>>714035905
Snowgrave.
>>714036287
The whole survey program was fantastic, but I don't think it got to "surpassing UT" territory. Actually when it first seemed like a sequel to Undertale I was a little worried that Toby might be doing what we in the biz call a "hack move." It was actually the music that fully won me over. When "Field of Hopes and Dreams" kicked in I was like, "Okay, he's still got it."

>>714039089
>there's actually a playable mod too

>>714039089
kino

>>714032102
he hasn't truly won until he kicks his shitty music publisher to the curb

>>714038328
The graphics for Omega Flowey was actually done by a friend of Toby's

>>714041837
If my cock gets in between those nails, it's over, I belong to her now.

>>714034806
worse, its /trash/fags

>>714035905
spamton

>>714034806
I unironically believe a bunch of /vg/ fags have invaded us. Look no further than the avatarfag

>>714038676
>Except Snowgrave goes nowhere in both 3 and 4
True that part kind of sucks
>and basically peaked at Chapter 2
You damn well know that's not going to be the case forever.

>>714040823
>>714041263
Despite the katana, Carol actually has more in common with Mom than Bro

>>714040535
Pretty sure first was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TX5prtVyYo

>>714036287
same, I remember thinking that it was pretty strange that the survey program was an .exe file and was amazed as it transitioned from a "character creator" to being the full first chapter of his new game, completely unannounced

>>714036329
>>714035685
>>714035446
The difference is that Vriska was actually a controversial character, to the point that the best part of her character arc was her death. Meanwhile Susie is pretty much an universally beloved character. If we compare this to Homestuck, what Toby did is that he announced that Terezi will hook up with Dave.

>>714040479
Except for Susie

>>714041507
This, but unironically instead of a /tv/ shitpost.

>>714042587
Roxy was genuinely doing everything to connect with Rose though. Carol doesn't seem to give a shit about Noelle's wants and needs.

>>714039838
"Great, finally he will leave Susie alone!" she says with tears on her eyes while tying a slipknot

I kinda miss Homestuck guys...

>>714033916
>>714032102
>the "I won" wasn't edited in
What the actual fuck Toby.

>>714042680
>Meanwhile Susie is pretty much an universally beloved character.
i really don't understand how. i mean yeah you can make the case for it NOW, since we're halfway through the game and she's had an actual character arc or three, but barney in a wig had people kissing her boots from the very start and i don't know if it's just that many internet degenerates want to be bullied or what

>>714042810
She wants to save Dess. That's, like, the biggest thing that Noelle wants and needs.

>>714042810
Roxy was trying but she was failing utterly. Honestly I think Carol cares more than first impressions let on, but again, isn't nailing it.

>>714043004
You are witnessing a man so high off his own gas and his own wallet that he no longer gives a fuck, knowing his loyal fans would follow him to the ends of the Earth and into Hell itself. This could be amazing or it could be a trainwreck the likes of which hasn't been seen in years.

>>714042201
Hooves are so much hotter than paws it's not even a contest how do furfags even exist
hoofchads rise up

>>714043003
A lot of us do, anon.
DR is the only thing post-HS that I've gotten autistically fixated on in the same way.

>>714042680
i dont get this weird fixation that people have on the idea of toby making “a vriska”. he’s clearly for pyropes, which is why he made a terezi instead.
>his sign is true libra
>the pyrope enemy in undertale
>THAT photo
>one of his favorite characters in undertale, who also ties directly back to his magnum opus dream game, is a judge
there’s something else im sure im forgetting but thats enough anyway

What is Carol like in the bedroom?

>>714043017
I think it was the moment where she genuinely smiles and you see her eyes for the first time that hooked people

>>714038143
>He might have a genuine ego problem.

>>714039089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMdIRDMryRo

>>714043141
Cold.

>>714043141
Frigid

>>714043096
For context, this schizo is responding to a writer being glad that his fans are interpreting his character writing properly (which is a monumental task in this day and age)

>>714043017
>barney in a wig had people kissing her boots from the very start
I mean, you're not wrong, literally the first reaction to Susie on /v/ was, and I quote, "MUH DICK". The fact that she went from "nah, whatever" teenager bully to this face >>714040293 in one chapter only solidified her appeal. Toby just has a knack for writing compelling characters and introducing them properly. Like, Carol had couple of minutes of screentime and everyone is in love with her already.

>>714035446
But Susie's a much better and more agreeable character than Shitska thoughbeit

>>714043141
she put Rudy in the hospital

>>714043281
I'm going to drop a trvthnvke here - in terms of Homestuck characters, Susie is closest to Karkat.

>>714033916
mega based
very high T energy

>>714043180
Even though he's kind of disowned the Halloween Hack (and it's definitely far clumsier in its execution than UT or DR) you really can't ignore it when you look at his creative development. Basically every meta idea in those games appeared there.

>>714043121
Depends on the animal for me, but yeah, like me some hooves. Anyone who gives human feet to anthros is just being boring, at least make them paws.

>>714043140
She's a Pyrope in reference, dialogue, and mannerisms (including mmmm chalg), but a Serket in terms of appearance, vindictiveness, and the plot revolving around her both organically (what she wants is what she makes happen, even if it defies fate) and inorganically (characters turning to the screen and asking if you're wondering what she's doing right now). It makes perfect sense that she's a mashup when you remember the Scourge Sisters were a pair, not just Vriska and not just Terezi.

>>714043345
I hope we aren't going to see Susie retconned to have always been incompetent at everything.

>>714043450
it would be a nice change from her being overly competent at everything

continue liking evil women

>>714043140
>he’s clearly for pyropes
Well duh, he's dicked down at least one Terezi cosplayer

>>714040479
that's why fiction exists, buddy

>>714035953
Factual ICBM

>>714043140
>>714043408
She's Karkat, you retards.
>anger issues
>low self-esteem
>pariah
>seems socially awkward but is actually good in social situations

>>714043141
Harsh, she has a certain way of fucking but when you really get down, she gets more feral. You are not fucking her, she is fucking you.

>>714043141
>Noelle
Will be a trainwreck at first, but she'll be the sluttiest doe to ever live once she's comfortable
Is into some fucked up shit, wants to be tied up, beaten, slapped, choked, you name it, probably even raped.
Will say "Harder Daddy" even if you're already balls deep in her
>Carol
Tender, loving, is very holy about sex.
Don't even try it, she only has sex with Rudy.
>Toriel
Is a fucking whore, do I even need to say anything?
>Susie
Would absolutely dominate you in bed but would secretly wish you would dominate her.
Wants aftercare, but she'll be awkward about it, saying "That was kinda cool" while praying you cuddle her

>>714042587
And Toriel has more in common with Bro than Mom

Are things making sense yet

The fact that there are so many people who think the weird route is the one really following the prophecy or that it'll lead to a 'good' ending is wild to me

>>714043017
Generally it's just how she very clearly isn't actually a bad person, seems fun to be around and has a rough life.

>>714019557 (OP)
If you like them then post them here: >>>/trash/76032406
Not trying to be a janny, we just desperately need posters. It's embarrassingly dead compared to the equivalent gay thread.

>>714043585
Man
How did I never realize when I was younger how much I wanted to bang a female version of Karkat

>>714043585
>pariah
self-inflicted. karkat is literally an outcast of civilization by virtue of existing, susie's problem is "bawwww i'm a cunt to people so they* all hate me"
*'they' including an extensive list of characters such as: Carol, and, uh.... monster kid?

so why were the 1, 2 and 4 fountains opened again? was there something in those locations that was important? we know that 3 was opened to capture Toriel but it ended up with Undyne, but as far as I know no one has gone missing from the other fountains...

>>714043247
You can't just call posts you don't like schizos, anon.
> interpreting his character writing properly
yeah okay motherfucker let's talk about how much of a shitbag Noelle is throwing her friends under the bus whenever it might lead to an ounce of Susie pussy, or are we not ready for that conversation yet because lesbians~~~?

>>714044040
>*'they' including an extensive list of characters such as: Carol, and, uh.... monster kid?
Have you missed literally the first scene in the game where entire class (save for Noelle) collectively shits on her once Kris gets assigned as her partner for the project?

>>714043356
He's disowned it because he doesn't want people to play it and see how much of it is re-used. Remember that interview where he mentioned how much he liked Mother 3 and that you shouldn't play it because you'd see how much he ripped it off? That's not a joke. It comes off as a joke so that people won't actually play it, but "say something as a joke when it's actually the truth so people don't look into it" is old as fuck bullshitting-talk. Also, you should play Mother 3.

>>714032102
Tobias i-i...... KNEEL

We know (You) will be the Final Boss
Post your ideal Final form and new vessel

Blood of Power enjoyers where you at

>>714043787
I just started the weird route for the first time(beat chapter 2), and I honestly feel the point of it is just to give us context the regular route doesn't. Like, with how Noelle blanks out during battles and is in complete denial about killing people, kinda makes me suspect she had some responsibility in Dess's dissappearance. I would have never even thought that until just now.

>>714036959
I wonder what his voice sounds like when we take over. And how come he only has more control sometimes? Gotta recharge his will?

>>714044186
don't worry they came around on that later
regardless: the point is that it doesn't count because it's her own fucking fault for being a dick, much like vriska's assholery (leg-crippling, killings, double reacharound mind-fucks, etc) and thus it should not earn susie sympathy points

>>714044047
We don't actually know why any of the fountains are being opened or who opened them aside from the TV world and church 2 despite what headcanoners will tell you.
>but king says the knight-
So does Tenna. And queen never even met the knight. And the Knight obviously isn't trying to start the roaring since, like Susie says, they're just letting them close the dark fountains. Though they don't seem to care if they do start the roaring considering they summoned a titan.
Basically what they're doing and their motivations are a complete mystery at the moment.

>>714043017
Because she goes through an arc in chapter 1

>>714043787
it definitely won't lead to the good end, but I think it will follow the prophecy, just not in the same way the normal route does. we're just gonna sub in noelle for either "the girl" or the angel to get what (we) want

>>714044047
It is all tied to fulfilling the various parts of prophecy. The hottest theory right now is that Noelle was supposed to take part in it and supply closet fountain was specifically created as a trap for her (newest_girl mentions her fetching supplies for Alphys), but Susie wandered in by accident. Kris and Ralsei were supposed to guide Noelle, but they latched onto Susie instead as their chance to derail the prophecy.

>>714044287
I want to be something like this

>>714043003
Is Homestuck worth getting into in the current day and age?

>>714044496
I would

>>714044040
Chapter 4 literally has a scene where Catti tells Kris that if he's rolling with Susie now they can't be friends anymore

>>714043787
>>714044460
Kris' chapter 4 title and Ralsei's dialogue at the end of chapter 4 makes it ridiculously obvious that Snowgrave is breaking the Prophecy.

>>714044496
Noelle's husband

>>714040293
>she's done it with kris at least once, and at most 4 more times
>one of those times includes hearing Kris admit to knowing that licking a tv screen makes rainbows

>>714044536
Not only does that scene exist just to cut off the idiots thinking she'd be important, but it isn't even an actual fucking threat since Jockington is totally cool with it (and thinks you're extra cool for being the "world's enemy," which is weird coming from the guy who formerly only cared about Sport's) and you can keep pestering her anyway. Besides, Catti is just a dyke who wants to fuck Noelle and hates Susie for 'stealing' her so Susie is in the right anyway. Get over it.

>>714044632
>berdly necklace
lol

Nothing else on the Internet has hooked me as well as Deltarune and corru.observer have

>>714044503
no point since the OG site is broken and dead, but if you REALLY want to, you can either download a 3.7 gb official collection or watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODIPlkkVWQ&t=4s

>>714044349
It happened
It snowed

>>714044737
i actually tried loading the site a few hours ago to check something and it just doesn't do anything now, i thought it was my browser

>>714044503
No, but Problem Sleuth is a must read. Not only it's a thoroughly enjoyable experience, but Deltarune draws some ideas from it. It's rather short too.

Would you fuck Ralsei if he breathlessly begged and pleaded for you to, telling you that he feels so badly in heat that it's torturous like his brain is boiling
And also that darkners are by nature incapable of relieving themselves without someone else

>>714043042
Literally Me

>>714044909
no

>>714044909
Bro you had me at the first four words, you didn't need to continue.

>>714044793
That hot dog vendor looks familiar
Probably just my imagination

>>714044047
Well, in chapter 1, if Susie wasn't there, Noelle will have most likely ended up in the Dark World since she always volunteers to get Alyphs' stuff for her. For the church's Dark World, Susie assumed that the Knight is aiming for Toriel during choir practice, but Noelle is part of the choir as well and would have been at the church that time normally. If Noelle is the true target it will provide an explanation for why this 3 locations are specifically picked.

>>714041102
Wife material

>>714044287
we out there doing bad shit, Kris

>>714044909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiA_wC01KKo

>>714044909
Sounds pretty serious gotta help a bro who's suffering like that.

>>714041453
Why is this gif so fucking funny every time

>>714044909
Sure. After I take him out to dinner.

>>714045058
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>714045058
would susie befriend this creature?

This fucking line man. WHY? Is the Knight even there yet? Why can't she be awake? What's specifically putting her in danger more than Kris Susie or Ralsei? Did Kris ask him to keep her asleep? Not knowing things Pisses me off

>>714032102
"I'm sure your Dad is proud of you."

>>714030621
It's just the artist's artstyle. He draws young adult women in the same way.

>>714032352
Spamton mirrors a lot of things - NEO is basically the Titan fight, for example.

Your schizo image could be a lot clearer with the connections you're trying to make, though.

>>714044909
I do not require that much persuasion.

>>714045136
It's canonically what was happening when you were fighting the Knight.

>the n word? I don't know that word
>I don't know what are you talking about
>I'm telling you, I don't know what you are talking about!
>Fine! You want me to say it so bad?Watch what happens when I say a word I don't know!
>NNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIGGGGEEEEEERRRRR
Jesus Christ Tony, was that really necessary?

>>714045212
>leaving Toriel in the SNOW will put her in GRAVE danger
what did he mean by this?

>>714045212
>Did Kris ask him to keep her asleep
Probably based on Tenna's sword route dialogue

>>714045212
I assume its because Toriel would be strong in the dark world, her attire (which came from her PAJAMAS) was akin to royalty.
If she was awake when the Knight came someone could have been fatally injured

>>714045334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFw4zF-M5f4

>>714045334
>saying it kills the blue bird
kino