Pube status?

>>714019635 (OP)
Asari are pubeless, thank the Lord.

her hair is fucking tentacles, anon, what the fuck do you mean PUBE status?
maybe she has tiny tentacle nubs like crazy hair, though

smooth

>>714020043
She has eyebrows and lashes so she's clearly able to grow hair.

>>714019635 (OP)
>lifeless autist first game
>2nd and third game edgy autist
cant stand this freak redditoid character

>>714019998
As are Quarians.

>>714020148
She's the only Asari with eyebrows it's honestly uncanny. It's like Tali from ME2 that is the only Quarian with a weird hood.

>>714020148
those are just tiny stiff tentacles

>>714019998
>>714020214
AMEN

Do straight men have a personality beyond their sexuality.

>>714019635 (OP)
>Liara
Smooth shaven
>Ashley
Trimmed
>Jack me2
Bushy and unkempt
>Me3 jack
Clean shaven
>Miranda
Trimmed short
>Tali
Can't grow public hair
>Samara
Bushy
>Traynor
Trimmed and shaped into a heart

>>714020214
Quarians shave but if they don't they can get forests down there.

>>714020402
Do you have a personality beyond bitching?

>>714020402
Meanwhile every woman who plays Mass Effect:
>GOD I WANT GARRUS TO FUCK ME, PLEASE FUCK ME GARRUS, RAM ME SILLY WITH YOUR SPIKY TURIAN COCK

>>714020218
Benezia and the Asari in the codex image also have eyebrows

>>714019635 (OP)
it took me a 3 game long playthrough to realize liara romance is dogshit, the character doesn't develop at all, besides the dorky scientist to master shadow broker thing (aka the most forced and unbelievable transition for all the companions in all the games)

>>714020807
it turns to shit quick when you realize half her dialogue is shared whether you romance or not

>>714020668
Interesting. Benezia is related and the codex image is a Liara pre-release model

>>714019998
What a shame

>>714020807
I can sorta accept her becoming a badass(maybe not the fucking shadow broker of all people) as everyone from 1 naturally should after defeating a reaper and saving the galaxy. This is why her romance sucks though, she is a cute nerd in 1 then is a master assassin infiltrator completely ruining the whole dynamic of the relationship.

>>714020476
>Dr. Chawkas
Grey Amazonian Forest

>>714020807
Liara isnt even in ME2 outside of a DLC and is a completely different character, 3 shes just a plot device for the Crucible. I dont know what they were doing with this character

>>714021761

Big
Blue
Cock

>>714019635 (OP)

>>714021914
Her voice is pure sex, would love to hear it moaning.

I love that my wife is more hung than me!

>>714019998
>>714019635 (OP)
Technically she could have either or, Asari look attractive to whatever species and individual looks at her. Since we're playing the game from a human perspective, she's generally human-looking.

>>714020214
Space Romani are not hairless.

>>714023231
>Asari look attractive to whatever species and individual looks at her
And this wonderful, truly magical effect persists even if seen through a camera or recorded and played centuries after the specimen in question has died! Such wonders Proteans were able to create. Unless it's just a retarded fan opinion.

>>714023335
Talking bout quarians though, not whatever you're on about.

>>714023612
I hate that people took that comment in the bar conversation where every race sees what they want to see in Asari as some sort of magic perception-altering effect. It was just a funny conversation where some drunk Salarian (I think) says there must be something fishy going on

You could pull this shit in a fantasy setting but even though Mass Effect has space magic it's not a fantasy setting

>>714023894
One could even interpret that as whatever they were drinking affecting them differently than what we know as inebriation. But no, of course there must be some science-fantasy bullshit that doesn't withstand any scrutiny instead.

>>714020218
>>714020668
the eyebrows look like drawn on ones women put on.
this implies its something her mother does and taught her.
odd to have the facial muscles for eyebrows without having any markings for them, but maybe the patterns around their eyes do the same thing well enough.

>>714019635 (OP)
Its a bunch of tentacles that wrap around your waist and hold you in place until she milks every last drop into her womb.

>>714020148
Fake eyelashes and pencil.

Most asari have head markings of some sort. I assumed Liara's just took the form of eyebrows

>>714020402
Yes, it typically becomes longer and girthier when its pampered.

>>714019635 (OP)
Eaten by a human female.

>>714020148
Her eyebrows are drawn on
Asari only have eyelashes

>>714023894
it's actually incredible how autistic these people are that took this at face valu.
the turian clearly states the asari look like them because of the head fringe, and the salarians also have them on their head. so in that way they just state their own bias about what's similar to them.
it's clearly a joke about the "asari are just blue humans" criticism, the turian outright states she's just a blue turian as a joke.

>>714019635 (OP)
No hair. But all quarian girls have full unshaven bushes because they hardly take their suits off.

>>714032971
A correct take.
But it's actually worse.

>>714033105
That sounds uncomfortable

>>714033105
That sounds stuffy and smelly.

>>714020476
There is no way Ashley or any other combat armor wearing female HSA service member is anything but waxed or given a chemical hair removal treatment.

>>714033785

Emergency reproduction port

>>714035547
But she could get infections!

>>714035948
Canonically shepard fucks her to the point that she no longer has allergic reactions to him. Mating with quarians changes them on a biochemical level.

>>714036409
>Canonically
It's Liara or no romance.
Oh who am I kidding, it's Liara.

>>714023894
People are stupid. They're still calling aliens "xenomorphs" in 2025 as if it's a species name, and not just a butterbar using an overcomplicated word for "alien" to sound smart in front of his men.

>>714019635 (OP)
they are scalies

so no pubes

>>714021410
what was stopping Shepard from fucking her ass?

>>714019635 (OP)
Does she draw those eyebrows on to make her face more familiar looking to humans or what?

>>714037205
>xenomorphs
Literally it is correct though, crude but correct.
Xeno-morph, alien-variation.

>>714036808
Then why is this on the door of Shepard's cabin?

>>714037372
Yeah, but it's not a species name. It's like if I referred to someone's car as a conveyance, and idiots latched onto it thinking that was the model.

>>714037325
Asari clearly only have one hole, they don't reproduce via penetrative sex.

>>714037450
It's because saying "the alien from alien" is even worse.

>>714037383
Miranda staking a claim.
They tried ripping this one off, but they've found that the door has the same warning engraved into it right under the sticker.
Being up in Cerberus has its perks.

>>714037567
Just say "the alien." Everyone worth mentioning knows what you're talking about, eh.

>>714020214
>>714020214
Kek. I can never get over the fact that they just used a poorly Photoshoped stock photo for her face reveal

>>714037784
Have to imagine it was just a placeholder that slipped through the cracks

i think it would be nice to have an asari slide their penis down my throat and deposit a large amount of their semen in my stomach.

>>714019635 (OP)
I romanced her and flirted with Ashley and saved the the Sha'ira quest toward the end of the game so that I could cuck both of them and then left Ashley to die choosing Renegade dialogue even though I'm mostly a strict Paragon player

>>714037936
>dooming Kaiden to faggotry and James to inceldom
for shame anon

>>714020402
this is a coomer thread what are you expecting?

>>714037619
>Everyone worth mentioning knows what you're talking about
Even the Esarhaddon, the great king, the mighty king, king of the Universe, king of Assyria, viceroy of Babylon, king of Sumer and Akkad, son of Sennacherib, the great king, the mighty king, king of Assyria, grandson of Sargon, the great king, the mighty king, king of Assyria; who under the protection of Assur, Sin, Shamash, Nabu, Marduk, Ishtar of Nineveh, Ishtar of Arbela, the great gods, his lords, made his way from the rising to the setting sun, having no rival?

>>714037518
do you think they shit out their babies from their ass?

Big quarian butts

>>714037880
asari don't make cum
just element zero-infused psychoactive fluids, no reproductive purpose at all

>>714019635 (OP)
Any art where she has a little tentacle bush?

>Oh shepard im barely an adult
>im a virgin
Damn was ME written by a muslim?

>>714020476
>Jack me2 Bushy and unkempt
Probably has hairy pits too
>Me3 jack Clean shaven
giga cringe

>>714032017
sauce

>Sex being such a logistical nightmare and taking your suit off doubly so means Quarians have probably refined every facet of non-penetrative sex, seduction and teasing to please their partners
THIS WHOLE RACE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME.

>>714040568
>quarians are the ultimate doms

>>714040845
And powerbottoms.

>>714038441
Yes, just like birds, lizards, and fish

>>714040568
Tali, needing to live such a sterile life most of the time, probably has a big kink for musk, sweat, and smells that she’s super embarrassed about.

>>714041060
>That Broker Dossier that confirms she's a canonical gooner

>>714041060
I 100% believe Tali would get off on your cock musk even if she didn't have a kink for it, she gets wet whenever Shepard talks to her.

>>714019635 (OP)
built for futa correction

>>714035547
Imagine just how fucking hard her nips would have to be to show through her thickass envirosuit.

>Tali
>Samus not to be confused with ZSS
>Warframes
>Pyro
>Spartans
I was doomed to love shapely armor and bodysuits.

BLUEBERRY SAUSAGE

>>714041482
>>714041175
Truly built for brave human commanders

>>714039937
filename
>>714041010
then why do asari banshees have fully modeled vulvas with visible clitoris?
>>714042746
from a purely biological standpoint, the visible clitoris actually strongly suggests that asari penises really exist, since both penis and clitoris stem from the genital tubercle during embryonic development in mammals. if a species never develops a penis, it is highly unlikely to develop a clitoris either

Tali a cute

>>714023231
Retard

You know this bitch is probably rubbery and slippery as fuck. like fucking a dolpin

>>714044085
Literally BUILT for Batarian cock.

>>714044014
>then why do asari banshees have fully modeled vulvas with visible clitoris?
They do not, this is a myth. They have pot bellies with a weird crease going down from their belly button. The actual gentile area is featureless.

List the kinks you think each girl has

>>714044886
anon you can literally google banshee vagina and it's right there, it's so explicit i can't even post it on /v/

>>714044014
>filename
cheers

>>714045396
The image that you are referring to is fake, the actual in game model has nothing of the sort.

>>714044014
A lot of words to just say you wanna suck Liara's big blue cock...

...me too, anon, me too.

>>714045845
you can barely see shit there, but it's 100% real
same as edi's cameltoe
i still remember this shit from release

>>714019635 (OP)
for me, it's the mrrshan empress

>>714040568
Quarians are just degenerates. They used to have normal immune systems.

>>714044975
Too many girls.
>Miranda
Creampie
Impregnation lol
Anal
>Tali
Interspecies
Remote vibrator
Shepard
>Liara
Also Shepard

>>714044014
Surface phenotype similarity of some traits =/= functional similarity or exactness.
Asari are not human. Hypothetical clitoris-like organs is just an incidence of clitoris, and could've occured by any means.
So no, no cocks.

>>714044975
Liara and Tali like rough throatfucks and throatpies, Ashley likes to be dominated, Miranda is into femdom and instant loss, Kassumi does it with the light off, Jack...

>>714019635 (OP)
WHAT DOES AZURE LOOK LIKE THOUGH AAAAAAAAAAA

>>714046881
Well the reality is that some artist just copypasted a human vagina texture onto the Banshee without giving it any thought
Still, they have no reason to have a clit at all since it is just a developmental divergence from not forming a penis due to hormonal signals in the embryonic stage. No clit no penis, no penis no clit.

>>714047184
Cloaca

>>714047005
Is into missionary with leglock, handholding, and looking into each other's eyes

>>714047848
Unfortunately, the most plausible answer. Makes sense why they lean into the mindseks.

>>714045845
Definitely not fake, there were lots of people talking about it on release but the /v/ archivs all got purged so yeah
Still there's other resources to find it's real
Here's when someone noticed it one month after release
https://fextralife.com/forums/t310061/banshee-bits
And here's someone dumping a ton of reference images in the same week the game got released
https://www.deviantart.com/troodon80/art/Mass-Effect-3-Banshee-Reference-290331455
Pic related if you can't view it

>>714019998
You can just admit you're gay

>>714021853
>I dont know what they were doing with this character
neither did bioware

>>714048880
Imagine being pounced by that thing and violently fucked do death.

built for blow- and boobjobs

>>714052391
Justicar blowjobs must be life changing.

>>714019635 (OP)
>I want Asari chicks with hairy jungles down south

>>714052954
hundreds of years of experience

>>714053632
But we're all hairless

>>714019635 (OP)
can i deglove an asaris face by grabbing their little horns and yanking them forward? I've never played these, but ever time i see one of these skanks i want to peel them open like a crawdad

>>714054926
>nearly an entire millennium of experience
>highly trained warrior in peak physical condition
>takes everything they do with the utmost seriousness and effort

I wanted to know what the deal was with the original Prothean design.

>Alien franchise
>Space Jockey
>What's the deal with the giant elephant alien? What's his backstory? Must be super interesting!
>Prometheus is released
>Nah the Space Jockey was just some giant humanoid and the elephant head was just a mask, because reasons!

Same energy. Oh, and speaking of energy, the amount of times dark energy gets brought up in Mass Effect 2 through conversations only for all that foreshadowing to be completely thrown out the window in ME3 is so bad it's laughable.

>Actually the series is about how Organic and Synthetic life will always fight each other!
>Literally spent the last two games working with AI to try and stop the Reapers from killing us both

>>714044304

>>714056353
Because the original Dark Energy thing in ME3 was really stupid, if the use of mass effect technology is causing harm to the universe why was the solution thought up by the Reapers to engineer all civilizations to ever exist for millions of years to develop down the path of being 100% reliant on mass effect based technology?

>>714044304
I wonder if they have the super dolphin pussies I've heard so much about.

Femshep shared by her husbands.

>>714057624
Why the fat chick on the left?

Liara pencils on eyebrwos because she lusts for human men

>>714056756
They invent mass effect technology independently, the relay network/citadel is just a honeypot to bring it under reaper control. The original idea is the reapers were trying to figure out how to solve the entropy problem it causes, so they allowed new civilizations to prosper, assimilate the most promising ones to add their experiences to their collective and cull the rest to stave off entropy as long as possible.

>>714057946
Popular with quarians!

>>714020402
you can use this same exact argument for most gay men as well

>>714020402
People who aren't straight make sexuality their whole identity.

>>714057898
Still seems pretty roundabout compared to just making sure the knowledge that mass effect is bad for the galaxy is preserved.
I find the reapers being giant hubs for the uploaded consciousness of entire species that go around and reap newly developed species they deem worthy of digitalizing because they're just that convinced that living in a computer is the best thing ever more appealing

>>714058445
We know greenhouse gasses are bad and it hasn't stopped us.

>>714057657
Turn your monitor on.

>>714040845
it sounds more like an ultimate sub, the unspoiled sexy quarian fruit that will be horny beyond belief due to sex being dangerous for them. I find the idea of her dying to have sex with me only for me to tell her I care for her health so I must refuse her to be really devilishly amusing.

>>714019635 (OP)
hairy, just like her wife

sex with quarians

>>714057657
I see the one fat and ugly member of a race of pure sex.

>>714022016
Never erect though

>>714058445
The idea that the reapers destroy organic life in order to preserve it is so insanely... I don't know if I'd call it mundane, but it's just odd how that's what they managed to come up with at the end of the day. Literally anything would've been better. The one potential facet of the reapers I like is when the star child asks "when a fire burns, is it at war? is it at conflict? or is it simply doing what it was meant to do?" I can get down with the idea of them just being a force of nature, not discerning what whether they're doing is right or wrong. The problem is that it was established prior that they seemingly have motives beyond organic understanding, as put forward by sovereign. Obviously the explanation we're given for their being in Me3 is completely within understanding which is why it fucks everything up.

If they didn't want to give us a concrete motive, ideally what they should've done is drip fed us enough info that only alludes to why they exist and what they intend to do. You can have us defeat them, but they could've drafted a narrative that would keep us talking about the mystery of their intentions for years after the franchise has ended... we talk about the reapers a lot still, but not in a good way of course.

>>714061071
as cool as they are, leviathans creating the reapers was the biggest asspull

>>714019635 (OP)
As bald as her head unfortunately.

>>714033815
>God fearing christian girl
>waxed
I hope not

>>714020807
I spent so many years having not played 1 and after playing it I got so put off by how forceful Liara is literally the minute she gets on the Normandy.
>I'm so FASCINATED and ATTRACTED to you commander
Completely put me off from the autistic blueberry. Ashley felt a lot more generic but palatable compared to her. And Asari I feel are also pretty badly designed (it's just women...BUT BLUE! DABOO DEE DABOO DA). I'm forever a Talifag thanks to ME1.

Why is Miranda infertile? Didn't her dad make her to be the perfect woman?

>>714064963
she is perfect because she is infertile

>>714061071
The whole "motives beyond human comprehension" thing was never going to pay off. It's extremely difficult to write something like that in video game form because you need some interactive element which takes away from the mystique of it. You'll always end up with a big boss fight and a health bar.
And why would a god-machine talk to a mere human and humor its curiosity if the reapers just want to do an ultra genocide every 50k years. It makes very little sense any way you slice it.

I still liked the dark energy fanfic/dropped plot or whatever. It would actually add some tension to be resolved and have wider implications and repercussions beyond "the good guys kill the bad guys". Like having the mass relays that led to so much prosperity being a bad thing. Way more interesting and you get some thematic mileage out of it being a metaphor for addiction or climate change or whatever the fuck. Anything better than Shepard being Jesus Christ and taking down an army of oversized butt plugs.

>>714061071
When you give them motives ‘beyond organic understanding’ you must also resolve to never explain their motives, ever. This is because literally any motive the writers could come up with would necessarily be understandable by organics, because one came up with the idea.

Tali wife

>Steam sale ME Legendary Edition with 90% off
>Need to install EA app and link account to play

>>714066328
bro, this is the WORST fucking shit i hope the person who came up with EA launcher dies in a fire

>>714066441
>>714066328
e-hrm

>>714065721
exactly, should've just kept them a mystery. What they gave us nullifies them too much, to the point it would've been better if we received no insight it all, if not then very little. I get some people don't like Fromsoftware's style of storytelling, but I think in the case of the reapers, it would've made sense.

>>714065652
dark energy would've been nice seeing as they alluded to it so much in ME2, although I've yet to see someone build a good narrative foundation for it and how it ties into the reapers without having too many holes in it. I'm sure it can be done though.

>>714061071
I think they should have ended the Reaper storyline in ME1, they were dealt with and trapped beyond the edge of the galaxy and likely also stuck sleeping too. It would make sense after countless successful cycles beforehand that they wouldnt make a safegaurd incase Sovereign failed because he never failed.

ME2 had a good story in the side missions making it more like tech noir detective story in the galaxy, it just needed to be not fucking Reapers again. They literally could have done the story life after Soveriegn died different gangs and government started experimenting with left over tech from his destruction and crap and you get them experimenting with advanced technology which then opens the can of worms this is the thing the Reapers harvested us to avoid happening as no one was prepared for the whole transhumanism, cybernetics and linking your brain to AI thing combined with Biotic powers.

Fundamentally if anything the story of ME 2 and 3 would be Shepard realizing the Reapers were right and now they had a bigger problem to deal with in the chaos afterwards.

tldr the real Reaper solution/problem should have been a galatic spanning civilizational problem of what happens when multiple civilizations with FTL technolgy are developing tech thats a combo of cybernetics and biotic potential mixed with also the FTL technology ie Reapers are giant spaceships that are a gestalt hivemind of an entire species with extremely advanced psychic powers mixed with highly advanced technology and they came to this solution because anything else would rip the fabric of reality apart and result in the extinction of all life.

The Geth should have been the first kinda step of this in that they are actually working to stop their creators from destroying themselves.

>>714066229
This is too cute and also makes me wish we got more quarian fashion instead of the same suits over and over again.

>>714021410
I want to spit in her mouth

>>714066328
>>714066441
LE is worthless anyway. Just pirate the originals and use ALOT/METIUM on them. Bonus points for being able to private server 3's multiplayer when you get to it.

>>714068741
>poors have never seen high framerates
>recommend shit locked to slideshow framerates
Poors be poorin'.

>>714065721
Civilization wide collapses like >>714067457 wanted already seem beyond organic understanding, if they weren't then they wouldn't collapse. Even our understanding of our own great collapses is tenuous and can't save us from future ones. The reapers had observed the unchangeable patterns of galactic civilization, and know that finite beings will always bargain for their current spread over the health of life itself over millennia. It's not a terrible idea, but it was played out by the time they finished it, I had already seen the same story in TTGL.

>>714069257
zoomzoom I know going through windows explorer is scary for your lot but it's worth it I promise

>>714037325
her being autistic about having the equivalent Habsburg incest genes, because she's a pureblood. so she put her code before Shepard's dick

>>714069460
>60fps
No.

>>714069597

>tfw no trendy pube flashing videos on tik tok
How do we make this the new thing

>>714069665
Also, your thumbnails took a lot of zooming (they look huge on your phone, I assume), and the original is just very blue. I guess blue is the color of SOVL and KINO and BUZZWORD and BUZZWORD.
Enjoy being poor and playing at slideshow framerates. 90 minimum, but 165 is preferred.

>>714068741
>buy LE on steam
>boot it up
>unskippable cutscenes
>uninstall
>refund
Why the fuck can't I skip this shit? I've seen it all a gorillion times

>>714069789
Most stuff can be skipped with rapid fire hitting of X. There are a few sequences near the end of 2 that you can't, though, and I haven't beat 3 in a couple of years so I couldn't really tell you on that.

>>714069724
ME was a masterclass in vignette work. LE murders it.

>>714069906
Why do you post the same pics every time? Have you actually played it? Do you even have screenshots you took? Do you even fucking Effect, bro?

>>714068741
>LE is worthless
I thought it was common knowledge by now that modded LE > modded OG > unmodded OG >= unmodded LE
LE and OG just offer different tradeoffs between bugs and QoL (OG still has tons of bugs too LE just added to them)

Trimmed/shaped pubes > shaved > wild bush

Something to groom with my fingers as added texture is far superior to nothing or something my hand gets lost in.

>>714069961
I posted one in >>714068741
>>714069965
The tradeoff was always in lighting. Anyone complaining about 1s gameplay is just a whiny fag.

>>714069906
someone smarter than me can probably explain this better but I think this has to do with prebaked lighting that they couldn't upscale for the remasters
mods mostly fix these by trying to replicate them scene by scene

>>714070079
It's mostly because nu-Bioware can't make games for shit. That doesn't change where we're at tho.
>mods mostly fix these by trying to replicate them scene by scene
I know you can get LE lighting in the OG's (lol, lmao even) but show me OG lighting in LE.

>>714070079
Supposedly they lost a lot of the resources for 1. That's why it looks substantially worse than 2 and 3 in the lighting department. Good thing 2 is the best game, 3 isn't worth playing, and 1 is only a few hours long.

>>714070247
2 looks worse too THO

>>714070153
I'm guessing you're not gonna change your mind either way but I personally appreciate the native graphics options in LE and the DLC integration so I definitely see the trade offs that make LE a viable option but I also see why some folks have this hate boner
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/1500

>>714070292
>can't read text written in the American language
>keeps posting the same pics he spams EVERY GODDAMN THREAD

>>714070368
cmon man. you're not seriously going to imply this looks like the OGs right? no accounting for taste but it's not even remotely similar.
>>714070382
It's a civic duty.

>>714050076
You can just admit you're a fucking virgin retard.

>>714020807
Finally someone sees how shit Liara's romance is. I find romances in Bioware games that cater to both Male and Female have the weakest written romances while the gender exclusive ones like Tali and Garrus for example turn out to be the best written.

>>714022280
Oh man did you miss out the Gears of War games

>>714071064
DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL BLUEBERRY WE HAVE KIDS NAMED FRANCINE, SUSAN, AND LAURA AND THEY ALL GO TO PRIVATE SCHOOLS ON THESSIA AND I CUDDLE MY BLUEBERRY AND TELL HER HOW PRETTY HER FRECKLES ARE AND I LIKE THE WAY WOMEN'S SHOES MAKE MY CALVES LOOK

>>714071064
worst thing about all this is that out of all the amazing/funny/interesting characters we're getting fucking Liara in ME5

>>714071256
jesus christ shut the fuck up
you are fucking unbearable

>>714071423
Don't you like blueberries? ;)

Genteically engineered to not have pubes

>>714071548
She canonically shaves like Patricia Arquette in Human Nature.

>>714071475
i will clean every asari on the citadel for free

>>714071548
clearly a failure of an experiment

>>714072421
Yvonne Strahovski should have punched whatever 3d modeler made that.

Currently replaying through ME1, last time I played any of the games is when ME3 released. Not sure if I'll bother with ME3, but I'm definitely looking forward to replaying ME2.

Right now I'm vanguard, but I forgot that ME2 allows you to pick a different class. I've always gone vanguard because charge is a ton of fun and it's cool being able to ignore the cover shooter aspects of the game. Having said that, I've always ignored all other classes. Should I stick with vanguard as the absolute GOAT or are there any other classes that mix things up and are fun to play?

>Look up Quarian lewds
>90% of them only have them keep the helmets and shoes
Way too fucking miss the point.

Quarian sex

>>714072487
No one was looking at Miranda's face, including the 3d modelers

>>714073551
>No one was looking at Miranda's face

>>714071475
i want to choke on blueberrys blueberries

>>714071256
not your kids btw
jokes aside the mind melding shit is kinda interesting because technically Liara could still shit out a litter of children for Shepard even after/if he dies in the end but it's horrible that they also have to be blueberries...they would turn the entire galaxy into Asaris if they were real
hooking up with an Asari must be a nightmare

>>714072487
>Yvonne Strahovski
been a long ass while since I seen this name
they literally gave her model FAS which is fucking incredible
>peak performance

>>714075749

>>714019998
Peebee might not be, remember she says she has hair as a result of having an Elcor father in her DNA. Also Liara potentially draws her pubes on, like she does her eyebrows.

>>714075749
it's really weird considering how well they did male shep
and they clearly didn't do it on purpose, unlike modern devs

Tali's final goodbye to Shepard was really romantic while Liara's was basically calling herself Shepard's property

>>714076050
Is that a retcon? I seem to remember them being influenced by their father's temperament / personality etc., not but actually having their DNA

>>714075798

>>714075598
wonder what the child would look like if the asari impregnated a human female like femshep

>>714076294
It's not possible. Asari don't produce sperm.

>>714076360
The images and videos I've seen of Asari would contradict that.

>>714076360
sorry but my headcannon is they are canonically futa and you cant change my mind

>>714076464
reminder that in-universe Asari have their own porn as well
art mimics life mimics art...

>>714076230
Crazy how she looks better in a character creator than a game where she was actually facescanned. I know there's like 14 years between them but yikes.

>>714076908
They didn't facescan for Mass Effect. They just eyeballed it based on pics she took for them.

wife

>>714073040
Vanguard becomes goated in ME2 because you can launch yourself across the level and send people flying.

Miranda is Jack's property

>>714079765
>Jack with hair
Faggot.

>shota spotted

>>714080019
she can pull off bald, but she's also built for being pulled by her ponytail while getting prone boned

Did he and Miranda ever...

>>714080702
No

CUMONDUH?

>>714079765
They absolutely must be doing some hate fucking on the side, right?

Ready for your milking session, Shepard?

>>714019635 (OP)
>alien with human characteristics
Anon if alien girls were hot then they wouldnt be lusting after human women. Face it.. God gave you human females and you all lust after uggo creatures and fake anime girls.

>>714076230
I have an unhealthy amount of love for Yvonne.

>>714054971
...I want off this planet.

>>714082650
Imagine the handjobs, buttjobs and intercrurals she dishes out.

>>714083000
If she's back to full squad capacity, I'm buying the next ME. Like, that's it.

>>714020476
>>Tali
>Can't grow public hair
>>Samara
>Bushy

>>714082650
You're in some deep shit, little lady.

>>714083547
Her real body mogs Miranda Lawson's body

Never ask a cerberus operative what her boyfriend's species is

>>714083626
I have the impression, that while Jack might shave her head, legs and armpits, she's hairy down there, all the way back to her asshole.

>>714041663
i imagine she feels like a canvas tent or worse

>>714071548
canonically talentless thot

>>714083721
>Never ask a cerberus operative what her boyfriend's species is
Black isn't a species, you dummy.

>>714083721
I hear that the Yahg have literally eaten every delegation that's sent their way, but Miranda treats Parnack like a weekend resort.

>>714083856
How can you tell he's black?

>Vorcha
>Varren
>Yahg
>Hanar
>Elcor
And worst of all batarians

>>714082650
built for handjobs,thighjobs,footjobs,buttjobs

>>714084301
I'm sure she's squeezed in a krogan or two, as well.

>>714020402
Libtards can't come up with anything original, I see.

>>714084005
kek

My... HUMAN boyfriend

I just remembered that Bioware is working on a new ME right now and it will be even more gay and lame than Andromeda and Veilguard, and will probably be the final nail in the coffin for them

>>714086826
I think most of that was the dragon age developers doing, the ME team came in to help late in veilguards development

>>714087209
they're all hired by the same HR people
they all have the same bosses
same shit, different team

>>714086826
According to Schreier's article, as of May, Bioware Edmonton was no more, and it is now just a generic EA work hub. Bioware isn't working on anything. Bioware isn't even a thing anymore. It's just a label that EA can use to put on any of their games, that the execs wish to sabotage.

>>714084301
Perfectly made to be bred by them all!

>>714088668
well good riddance i guess
all these old studios now exist in name only anyway

Shota Squad

>>714084301
>Batarians turning the most genetically perfect human into their cumdump
hnng

>>714093478
>no shiala

Hey dev if you're here, get the fuck back to work and finish the pilgrimage 2.

>>714093592
>Bluelight's Miranda movie had a scene with her getting DAP from Batarians
>the movie finished off with her getting doggied by an Elcor
>he's never gonna make it

>>714020402
I'm masturbating to your post rn

jailbroken gpt is great for Mass Effect RP

>>714093478
i'll let the middle two sandwich me

>>714093949
>he's never gonna make it
cringe
I just want to see my space wife captured, used, and bred by low life Batarians on Omega, is that too much to ask?!

Shepard, care to give me a massage?

Man I remember this funny ass webm of femshep? or Miranda? Being in their office and being startled by groundquaking footsteps and they slowly turn around and their expression is pure terror as the camera reveals like a 10ft tall amazonian giant donged Liara/Asari approaching them.

Fucking made me lose my sides

>>714095671
I'm partial to Krogan, personally.
And Yahg.
Goddamn is Miri just a gorgeous woman.

>>714096261
For me it's Batarians or Varren
>I'm partial to Krogan, personally.
Dumb brutes dumping their quads all over Miri's perfect face...

>Miranda fucking aliens
Terrible. If you really want to degrade her, Miranda needs to get Kai Leng'd

>>714096716
Counter point, watching Kai Leng fuck her reminds me of his existence

>>714096782
Yeah, I can do without ever having to remember Kai Leng.

How much does Henry Lawson charge for a Miranda clone?

In other news, what do you guys think of my AI drawn Miri?

>>714098693
looks too human, miranda's face is made out of cake

The real question is;
Cock status?

>>714098917
hard

>>714098967
Based

>>714068741
id rather the less interesting lighting in me1 than having to download obscure 15 year old torrents and fix each original game with mods.

>>714099063
Sauce

>>714098917
Nonexistent

my asari hotwife kills anybody she has sex with but it's ok because she never has sex with me

>>714099153
https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/2257/33624db0446f37e94f750293b2a29a95.mp4?11130539

>>714099353
throbbing girldicks are so hot

>>714088668
>Bioware Edmonton was no more, and it is now just a generic EA work hub. Bioware isn't working on anything. Bioware isn't even a thing anymore. It's just a label that EA can use to put on any of their games, that the execs wish to sabotage.
that is fucking grim. why did people stop hating EA again? theyre such a dogshit evil ass company. dont forget they insisted veilgaurd be a live service slop game wasting years of development time. Also they had a rule for mass effect andromeda that any new aliens they added, must be "cosplay friendly"

>>714099408
yes
https://files.catbox.moe/12wj68.mp4

>>714099427
When the devs themselves insisted that Veilguard was going to have the best companions and actually good combat, and others saying this is the best game they could have made, as badly as EA handled this, I really can't see how this game could have been good.

>shep and liara
>doing degenerate arday yakshi stuff, maybe toys, maybe a asari cock in the privacy of their bedroom quarters
wholesome

>8 asari with cocks the size of 2x4s , size queening with femshep, with mascara bleeding and crying and gagging

degenerates like you are a blight

Based thread

I see certain undesirables are posting explicit asari slander while extranet jannies are asleep

>>714099627

>>714020807
The best way to do Liara is to recruit her last.
The mindfuck from being in the pit, and completely having her nerd thunder stolen by everyone on the Normandy knowing more about her special interest topic than her is kino

>>714099863
me in the middle
https://files.catbox.moe/p807zi.mp4

>>714099427
>why did people stop hating EA again?
Activision Blizzard and WB stole the title of worst game companies after the whole rape culture scandal and WB killing studios and games that are DOA. EA didn't have any major controversy for a while up until Veilguard.

>>714100198
giwtwm

>>714099829

>>714099179
kinda funny how they insisted on having alien sex scenes in the game but then they made the model a barbie doll

I love futa cock

>>714102697
based and same
https://files.catbox.moe/foy3sj.mp4

Do you think Miranda ever felt weird when having to reconstruct Shepard's dick? Like rather than do the research just decided to slap on a 12" on him and call it a day?

Nice view.

>>714103243
>miri will never rebuild me as a dicklet so she can humiliate me by cucking me and showing me how I'll never be able to make her cum like that

>>714019635 (OP)
Asari are hairless, the ones with eyebrows either draw them on or tattoo them there

>>714102950
Great taste anon

>>714103243
Original penis might have been intact based on what we see in the ME2 opening

>>714104292
>that shattered pelvis
impossible
jacob says when they brought Shepard in he was just meat and tubes
I like to think he was also melted inside his suit burning in orbit as he entered the planet's atmosphere and they had to gather bits and pieces of him and used some biotic nano machines space magic to piece him back together

haven't played ME in years but now i feel like replaying 1-3
what's the best way to play them, originals with mods or legendary edition?
i don't care too much about fps higher than 60

>>714099829
Only the best bb

For me it's male on futa
https://files.catbox.moe/ufayrc.mp4

>>714105074
futa on futa for me, CHAD.

>>714104601
Given the state of the helmet you can recover later, I would imagine the suit stayed intact. Some eggheads out there have even calculated that Shepard would have hit the ground on Alchera at only 50m/s based the planet's reported gravity and air density. 100% lethal for sure but not enough to turn the body inside the suit into meat paste.

>>714104897
Legendary Edition with mods is the best experience.

>>714105398
the helmet was one of the goofiest moments in ME, on par with every instance where Shepard gets told something and repeats it back as a question
what bothers me more though is that killing him, especially that way, really bares very little on the story besides inject Cerberus into the plot and skip 2 years ahead
he could have just gone missing with the debris or died in space but they specifically have him
>suffocate
>freeze
>burn up
>fall to the ground and break into pieces
it's just looney tunes level of silly

>>714105762
They just wanted to justify people being able to redo their character's appearance in the opening.

>>714105850
lmao never thought of that
still a bit excessive but that's on brand classic bioware

>>714020476
Who told you about the females here?

>>714105398
I actually double checked that figure and it appears to be correct. The total amount of energy from an impact on that planet (0.83g) at terminal velocity (110mph given the gravity + 0.83atm atmosphere) is only about as bad as a very nasty car crash. Every bone in the body broken for sure though, and I don't think the penis would make it.

>>714069697
Gotta spearhead it and flash your pubes first I guess

>>714105074
It's only good when the man is dominating the futa like a futanarun doujin

>>714019635 (OP)
Mass effect general thread already getting raided by futa homos

>>714019635 (OP)
Futa general getting raided by Mass Effect homos

>>714056353
It's obvious, but not to anyone here. All ME plot points concern a very unpleasant sort of inhumanity.

>>714103243
You underestimate medical professionals. Rasputin's dick is preserved, you know. Someone did it for historical purposes.
And there were creepier items preserved, historically, than that.

>>714098693
Peculiar, but nice.

>>714093478
>can't kill Aria
Literally why.

>>714069697
Pay a couple hundred thousand or a million bucks to social engineers.
This isn't a good idea by the way, to indulge such degeneracy.

>>714111423
>can't dom and breed aria
literally why?

Is this the thread?

>>714069724
Even 30 fps is good, you silly masturbating manchild. Remakes in particular are unimaginatives bar exceptions.

Remasters, that somehow are poorer than originals out of the box are just a poor attempts at blowing into sails in attempts to recapture old magic, or make money on old things.
One shouldn't put crutches on something that is made using a base, and crutches made by fans, no matter how much saliva they may drool reasonably, or in case of LEfags explicitly on this site, unreasonably, are NOT CANON.
Hacksawed and poorly reassembled tapestries aren't good enough for Mass Effect, because games like this are irreplaceable and must happen only once.

>>714104925
widowmaker has a beautiful purple pingus

>>714098917
horse sized, trust me

>>714019635 (OP)
evolved from aquatic creatures. no hairs whatsoever

For me?
Banap.

>>714112717
based

>>714020476

>Jack me2
shaves at the same time she shaves her head.
>Me3 jack
landing strip.
>Samara
asari dont have any hair. inb4 those are not eyebrows.

This one always makes me kek harder than it should.

>>714112717
StevenCarson for me.

In some shots Liara has a bit too fat looking face. TOO FAT.

>>714113120
based

>>714105398
Is it the same helmet tossed or torn away or a spare one? If it melted unto Shep it'd be damaging to remove.

>>714112694
Asari are artificial.

>>714113675
This is precisely why I love /v/. The futa threads on here are the best. Never a dull moment, always fun.

>>714113575
It's like a whole race of Miranda's except they're attractive and can have children

>>714114058
NEED Drow futa mistresses down my throat

>>714098552
A man that cares about his legacy to such extents is unlikely to be an internet degenerate to sell out his own. He'll repay such a slight, and be in the right too.
Had Miranda took after her father, she'd be much colder too.

>>714105074
For me it's futa on male

>>714019635 (OP)
They don't have any and it's very disappointing

>>714114080
That's just rude.
Also no, there are no human children.

Favorite ME futa fic?
For me, it's https://archiveofourown org/works/2623913
What about y'all?

I love block
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4930/db3ab1a899ede6004a8b6e62e1ab0626.png
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/7492/b72a115932ad11537dcb322adac7ca5f.png
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1587/d96905dd2e3f1e62de7dbf2e0ae91826.jpeg

>futa thread with actual porn stays up
Psyop?

>>714114446
The sauna one is a classic. Iconic.

>>714114541
Futachads rule the world. Plz understand

>>714114660
No, they don't.

>>714056756
>why was the solution thought up by the Reapers to engineer all civilizations to ever exist for millions of years to develop down the path of being 100% reliant on mass effect based technology?
Because all others are worse.

>Mirifags, dog fuckers
>Asari homos, lusting after blue dicks
pottery

>>714072487
If she'd knew about ME2/3 porn she'd be more disgusted than Levine at what people did with Elizabeth models.

>>714114946
miri does NOT fuck dogs

Tali is a confirmed gooner and probably the kinkiest girl out of the bunch, by far. Even more than Jack.

>>714114189
How does one make something of such high quality?

>>714114058
God... I need to piss into my mouth at the same time...

>>714065721
>you must also resolve to never explain their motives, ever.
That's what they did. Reapers made some implications, they flew over everyone's heads.

>>714115107
I assume adderall, unironically.

>>714115107
Waste time and 3d animation skills on porn? Work a lot.

This thread is proof Liara is the worst romance option, worst team mate, and worst character in the trilogy.

>>714115378
Hardly. They are just fucked in the head. games had no such content.

>>714020043
Imagine the tentaclejobs and tentacle ball groping while you're smashing her cervix with your BHC.

>>714115378
I wouldn't go that far because Jacob exists but she's definitely one of the worst romances. It's like Bioware designed her to be the sexy alien option but forgot to give her a personality. Her romance is also shallow in that there doesn't feel like there's any chemistry at all they just love each other for no reason other than they just do.

none of the shit you guys posted is futa, they don't have pussies

>>714115925
Indeed. Though japanese use the term futa even for cases without pussy, nevertheless the point of hermaphroditism is both sets.

>>714115925
Have I argued with you before on /aco/?

>>714116068
no i don't post there, just spreading some awareness

>>714115925
>no such thing as chicks with dicks, just guys with boobs

>>714071256
La creatura

More wholesome Miranda, please.

>>714117078
>Miranda
>wholesome

>>714116393
>futa nigger
>posts a blueberry raisin
Figures

>>714117078
The game model for Miranda never really gave me "perfect woman" vibes. I would imagine the few women working on staff back then prevented that.

>>714117846
she doesn't have a dick though

>>714019635 (OP)
Blue

>>714115076
>>714114946
Miranda is BEST girl

>>714117961
>she doesn't have a dick though
She literally does though, i was told so in a dream

>>714113003
>That's fuckin great.

>>714119081
explain this
https://files.catbox.moe/r899jy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0t5gc2.png

>>714117905
I'm not afraid to stand up and say "I would have sex with Miranda Lawson"
btw I'm batarian not sure if that matters

>>714119454
>>714114446
explain these first, even the great commander shepard is shown next to them so it has to be real

>>714119454
When not in use, an Asari's reproductive shaft retracts into her genital slit for safekeeping. This is why most extranet images of nude Asari don't include a huge, throbbing blue meat-pillar, and why they can often wear tight-fitting lower garments without an obvious bulge.

>The amount of porn in this thread
I'm glad all the nigger mods are dead and I hope they all stay dead
Let this just be a porn board already jesus.
https://files.catbox.moe/447067.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/63z66w.webm

>>714119948
>monogender mammal species
>no pussy
nah it's fake
even if they have dicks they have vaginas too

>>714120215
best of both worlds you say? well i have to agree then

>>714120024
Fuck Jannies

>>714120024
You want /v/ to be even worse than it is?

>>714120458
Yes, everything burns

>>714119706
>spoiler
really hot and based

>>714120024
>finally getting some ss posted
now its a thread

>>714120730

>>714120458
>suddenly

>>714019635 (OP)
i have a question. why the fuck is she so cute and hot in the games (and this picture) but in ALL the animated porn she's just ugly

>>714121093
Like WEG devs, people who create 3D porn are westerners with no artistic sense, no passion, and no love for the medium. Because their motivation begins and ends with their penis, they don't care about quality. In this way, they also remind me of AI jeets.

>>714121535
it has to be the model though, right? she doesn't look the same in the animations

>futa
>bestiality
>/ss/
congratulations on becoming the worst fucking thread of the week, jesus fucking christ

>>714121624
Yeah, that's often the case. I reached a new level of contempt for 3D gooners once I realized they all recycle a handful of ugly premade models and slightly edit them to look like whatever character they're intended to be. It's the 3D equivalent of
>draw generic hourglass body
>slap character's head on it and call it fanart

>>714121939
Look bro, I know Futa and beastiality is fucking dumb
But if you hate SS, as a man, youre a fuckin fag.

>>714122002
it's a game rip with the nude bits changed, her face should still be cute, which it isn't

>>714122094
my mother didn't neglect me as a child, no thanks
there's recent porn of femshep and her loli daughter/clone and miranda having her pussy on display and getting abused by jack, now those ones are fucking good

>>714122338
>wish fulfillment
Already can tell this is trash.

>>714122338
>there's recent porn of femshep

>>714122094
The opposite, actually. /ss/ is no different from yurifaggotry or transgenderism. They're all ways of fetishizing emasculation: /ss/ being the inversion of male and female roles (the boyfriend is now the girlfriend and vice versa), yuri being the elimination of males entirely, and I don't think I need to explain transgenderism.

>>714122480

>>714122704
It’s a terrible day to have eyes

>>714122704
lol

>>714122704
I love muscular futa so much....

>>714116035
no, they use newhalf for that

Post more Miranda

>>714122704
ew femshep being the dom?

>>714123232

>>714123349
Muh dick

>>714123456
Kek this one is just funny

why are MEfags so fucking gay?

>>714069965

LE is censored, not to mention not the original experience so it's not possible for LE to be on the same level as original.

Based GOD MODS. Thanks for such a great thread.

>>714113802
Its heavily implied to be the same helmet, probably got flung off on impact with the ground and for whatever reason was not recovered with everything else.

>>714123232

>>714122272
for some reason they're allergic to cuteness
they intentionally modify faces to make them look more haglike, which often involves giving them skanky makeup (eyeshadow in your pic) and altering the facial proportions
come to think of it, they do this more often than not

>>714123940
GOD I hope she had to suck them off reluctantly

I do not care for Asari.
Liara is especially fucking annoying.

>>714124078
that's fucked

>>714114849
That's stupid. Why not just hang out in dark space monitoring the galaxy, drop in on any civilization that discovers the Mass Effect, and then just explain to them that its dangerous and will result in the universe being destroyed if its used too much? If they keep going after that, wipe them out.

>>714123781
sauce?

>>714124103

>>714124078
The average weg player/designer is a 3rd worlder coomer into porn and onlyfans girls so its not surprising.

>>714112826

>>714124362
dumb BITCH let them use your body

>>714124345
You know damn well that I can't post the image on here you little goober.

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5931169&tags=stevencarson+scarlet_%28ffvii%29+

TOTAL Batarian Death

>>714124696
BUILT for
BIG
BATARIAN
COCK

>>714124680
fucking EVERYTHING HAS DICK, FUCK OFF

>>714124798
at this point i wouldn't be surprised if bioware themselves give asari dicks in the next game

>>714124706

>>714019998
>are pubeless, thank the Lord

>>714124680
thx

I love hot bitchy women

>>714125118
Batarians die God laughs. 300,000 wasn’t enough

>>714124680
A pp AND feet? love it

>>714125740
Me too fren, me too

>Some got deleted and some didn't
based mods for not deleting the good shit
Big fat blue asari ass's are still a go.

I have a confession to make: I'm a futafag. That being said, I hate every other futafag on the planet with a passion. They're all either trannies or cucks with the worst taste known to mankind. I'm sick of seeing giant, dominant hags with outlandish proportions and penises half (or more) of their height, and I'm sick of seeing futafags talk about how they want to be raped or used as an onahole for some shemale's pleasure. I just wanna see vanilla porn but the girl happens to have a penis, man.

>>714125997
Asari lesbianism scratches the same itch in me that boarding school lesbianism does. It's almost like they are only doing it because there are no men around, and their bodies have needs.
I don't know how to explain myself.

>>714126036
deserved

>>714125118

https://files.catbox.moe/6nx45y.webm

>>714020402
you will never be a woman

>>714123701
just asari niggers

>>714126227
shitty /ss/ aside, rastafarian is garbage

Holy shit, this thread is STILL up?!

>>714126227
>shitty /ss/ aside
shut up faggot
>>714126354
Yeah and thank god too.

>>714126227
how can you call yourself a man while jacking off to a video where the male's penis is no bigger than a thumb?
on second thought, you probably relate to him

>>714126418
post the *real* version please

>>714126354
Mods dont care about porn on /v/ nearly as much as you think. They just have to abide by the law so shotoli shit gets destroyed on sight, and being thats what gets posted the most it gets railed out of existence in minutes.

>>714126418
Literally the perfect body. In-game Miranda should have had those curves.

>>714126453
Its the idea of corruption and the of a older woman. I know you don't understand what love is or passion. But if you could please kill yourself that'd be great nigger.
>>714126507
Fuck off futa is fucking cringe. If I wanted to see dick, I would look at guys.
Who the fuck wants to see a cock on a girl when looking at a girl lmao

>>714126418
even a /ss/ hater like myself knows that there's better /ss/fm out there
I can't remember who the fuck was, but there was a RE8 one with rose, got really fucking frustrated that it was /ss/

>>714124078
3d gooners get off on actual industry porn and that come with bolt ons/ hag makeup/ carmera angle/ minimum movement.
They are like padlove's dog and now can only get off from those things.

>>714126418
>>714126507
she's almost cute here

>>714123742
>censored
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/393

>>714126578
>someone whose idea of passion consists of lesbians, self-inserting as little boys, and transwomen (men) trying to preach to me
kek

Why did Liara dump Miranda's sexual history and the fact that she's barren? Trying to eliminate the competion?

>>714126731
Liara wanted to secretly goad Shepard into cuming inside every time she watched them fuck.

>>714126731
She really is a jealous bitch. She acts the same way if you ditch her for Ashley. I see right past the nerd routine

giwtwm

>>714126952
looks like heaven

>>714126952
Not girthy enough.

Welp the Jannies are here to ruin the fun and start handing out bans even though no one is upset about this thread. It was good while it lasted I guess. Only stupid snoy vs xbros threads are allowed…

>>714127346
There are plenty of transsexual threads on >>>/gif/. Why not go there instead of dumping your garbage here? You aren't a sexual exhibitionist who gets off on exposing unrelated parties to your degeneracy, right?

>>714126759
Did we ever get an explanation for why her tits grew so much between 1 and 2?

>>714127346
Whew I almost joined in on the porn posting at the end there.
https://files.catbox.moe/k75fah.png

>>714127643
she got pregnant from the shadow broker

>>714127672

>>714127550
I actually haven’t posted anything lewd or nsfw in this thread. I am not into futas at all. I think it’s funny is all. gif sucks btw

>>714127643
Her Shepard oneitis led her to skip the matron stage and go straight to matriarch

>>714127772
Perfecto. If we ever get that Mass Effect Amazon show the gooners are gonna go crazy.

>>714127550
posting on /v/ is hot and interesting
posting on /gif/ is boring spam

>>714127643
Damn, missed it. Is there not a /v/ archive?

>>714127983
I'll just post it again for you

>>714020402
Do gay men have a personality beyond pedophilia

>>714127975
This. It's fun here

>>714127983
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714019635/#q714019635

>>714128167
/v/ is the worst board on this site and it knows it. It’s actually kind of refreshing because /v/ doesn’t take itself too seriously. Who cares if there’s porn or blatantly b8 threads? Not like the quality of discussion here can get any lower. Let the gooners have their fun

>>714128271
for convenience
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tnum/714019635/deleted/deleted/