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Anonymous No.714019635 >>714019998 >>714020154 >>714020476 >>714020807 >>714022143 >>714023231 >>714026410 >>714031497 >>714033105 >>714037239 >>714037347 >>714037936 >>714038728 >>714041559 >>714046647 >>714047184 >>714053632 >>714055002 >>714059307 >>714062986 >>714082872 >>714104091 >>714110109 >>714110213 >>714112694 >>714114296 >>714118102 >>714121093
Pube status?
Anonymous No.714019998 >>714020214 >>714020347 >>714021410 >>714023231 >>714050076 >>714076050 >>714125531
>>714019635 (OP)
Asari are pubeless, thank the Lord.
Anonymous No.714020043 >>714020148 >>714115763
her hair is fucking tentacles, anon, what the fuck do you mean PUBE status?
maybe she has tiny tentacle nubs like crazy hair, though
Anonymous No.714020069
smooth
Anonymous No.714020148 >>714020218 >>714020280 >>714026951 >>714032017
>>714020043
She has eyebrows and lashes so she's clearly able to grow hair.
Anonymous No.714020154
>>714019635 (OP)
>lifeless autist first game
>2nd and third game edgy autist
cant stand this freak redditoid character
Anonymous No.714020214 >>714020347 >>714020482 >>714023335 >>714037784 >>714037784
>>714019998
As are Quarians.
Anonymous No.714020218 >>714020668 >>714026229
>>714020148
She's the only Asari with eyebrows it's honestly uncanny. It's like Tali from ME2 that is the only Quarian with a weird hood.
Anonymous No.714020280
>>714020148
those are just tiny stiff tentacles
Anonymous No.714020347
>>714019998
>>714020214
AMEN
Anonymous No.714020402 >>714020486 >>714020620 >>714029847 >>714038149 >>714058326 >>714058412 >>714085001 >>714094050 >>714126243 >>714128126
Do straight men have a personality beyond their sexuality.
Anonymous No.714020476 >>714021761 >>714033815 >>714039878 >>714083626 >>714107113 >>714112943
>>714019635 (OP)
>Liara
Smooth shaven
>Ashley
Trimmed
>Jack me2
Bushy and unkempt
>Me3 jack
Clean shaven
>Miranda
Trimmed short
>Tali
Can't grow public hair
>Samara
Bushy
>Traynor
Trimmed and shaped into a heart
Anonymous No.714020482
>>714020214
Quarians shave but if they don't they can get forests down there.
Anonymous No.714020486
>>714020402
Do you have a personality beyond bitching?
Anonymous No.714020620
>>714020402
Meanwhile every woman who plays Mass Effect:
>GOD I WANT GARRUS TO FUCK ME, PLEASE FUCK ME GARRUS, RAM ME SILLY WITH YOUR SPIKY TURIAN COCK
Anonymous No.714020668 >>714021281 >>714026229
>>714020218
Benezia and the Asari in the codex image also have eyebrows
Anonymous No.714020807 >>714021001 >>714021612 >>714021853 >>714064685 >>714071064 >>714100062
>>714019635 (OP)
it took me a 3 game long playthrough to realize liara romance is dogshit, the character doesn't develop at all, besides the dorky scientist to master shadow broker thing (aka the most forced and unbelievable transition for all the companions in all the games)
Anonymous No.714021001
>>714020807
it turns to shit quick when you realize half her dialogue is shared whether you romance or not
Anonymous No.714021281
>>714020668
Interesting. Benezia is related and the codex image is a Liara pre-release model
Anonymous No.714021410 >>714037325 >>714068726
>>714019998
What a shame
Anonymous No.714021612
>>714020807
I can sorta accept her becoming a badass(maybe not the fucking shadow broker of all people) as everyone from 1 naturally should after defeating a reaper and saving the galaxy. This is why her romance sucks though, she is a cute nerd in 1 then is a master assassin infiltrator completely ruining the whole dynamic of the relationship.
Anonymous No.714021761 >>714021914
>>714020476
>Dr. Chawkas
Grey Amazonian Forest
Anonymous No.714021853 >>714051437
>>714020807
Liara isnt even in ME2 outside of a DLC and is a completely different character, 3 shes just a plot device for the Crucible. I dont know what they were doing with this character
Anonymous No.714021914 >>714022280
>>714021761
Anonymous No.714022016 >>714060474
Big
Blue
Cock
Anonymous No.714022143
>>714019635 (OP)
Anonymous No.714022280 >>714071164
>>714021914
Her voice is pure sex, would love to hear it moaning.
Anonymous No.714022698
I love that my wife is more hung than me!
Anonymous No.714023231 >>714023612 >>714044297
>>714019998
>>714019635 (OP)
Technically she could have either or, Asari look attractive to whatever species and individual looks at her. Since we're playing the game from a human perspective, she's generally human-looking.
Anonymous No.714023335 >>714023879
>>714020214
Space Romani are not hairless.
Anonymous No.714023612 >>714023894
>>714023231
>Asari look attractive to whatever species and individual looks at her
And this wonderful, truly magical effect persists even if seen through a camera or recorded and played centuries after the specimen in question has died! Such wonders Proteans were able to create. Unless it's just a retarded fan opinion.
Anonymous No.714023879
>>714023335
Talking bout quarians though, not whatever you're on about.
Anonymous No.714023894 >>714025962 >>714032971 >>714037205
>>714023612
I hate that people took that comment in the bar conversation where every race sees what they want to see in Asari as some sort of magic perception-altering effect. It was just a funny conversation where some drunk Salarian (I think) says there must be something fishy going on

You could pull this shit in a fantasy setting but even though Mass Effect has space magic it's not a fantasy setting
Anonymous No.714025962
>>714023894
One could even interpret that as whatever they were drinking affecting them differently than what we know as inebriation. But no, of course there must be some science-fantasy bullshit that doesn't withstand any scrutiny instead.
Anonymous No.714026229
>>714020218
>>714020668
the eyebrows look like drawn on ones women put on.
this implies its something her mother does and taught her.
odd to have the facial muscles for eyebrows without having any markings for them, but maybe the patterns around their eyes do the same thing well enough.
Anonymous No.714026410
>>714019635 (OP)
Its a bunch of tentacles that wrap around your waist and hold you in place until she milks every last drop into her womb.
Anonymous No.714026951
>>714020148
Fake eyelashes and pencil.
Anonymous No.714027689
Most asari have head markings of some sort. I assumed Liara's just took the form of eyebrows
Anonymous No.714029847
>>714020402
Yes, it typically becomes longer and girthier when its pampered.
Anonymous No.714031497
>>714019635 (OP)
Eaten by a human female.
Anonymous No.714032017 >>714039937
>>714020148
Her eyebrows are drawn on
Asari only have eyelashes
Anonymous No.714032971 >>714033329
>>714023894
it's actually incredible how autistic these people are that took this at face valu.
the turian clearly states the asari look like them because of the head fringe, and the salarians also have them on their head. so in that way they just state their own bias about what's similar to them.
it's clearly a joke about the "asari are just blue humans" criticism, the turian outright states she's just a blue turian as a joke.
Anonymous No.714033105 >>714033463 >>714033785
>>714019635 (OP)
No hair. But all quarian girls have full unshaven bushes because they hardly take their suits off.
Anonymous No.714033329
>>714032971
A correct take.
But it's actually worse.
Anonymous No.714033463
>>714033105
That sounds uncomfortable
Anonymous No.714033785 >>714034652
>>714033105
That sounds stuffy and smelly.
Anonymous No.714033815 >>714063083
>>714020476
There is no way Ashley or any other combat armor wearing female HSA service member is anything but waxed or given a chemical hair removal treatment.
Anonymous No.714034652
>>714033785
Anonymous No.714035547 >>714035948 >>714041663
Emergency reproduction port
Anonymous No.714035948 >>714036409
>>714035547
But she could get infections!
Anonymous No.714036409 >>714036808
>>714035948
Canonically shepard fucks her to the point that she no longer has allergic reactions to him. Mating with quarians changes them on a biochemical level.
Anonymous No.714036808 >>714037383
>>714036409
>Canonically
It's Liara or no romance.
Oh who am I kidding, it's Liara.
Anonymous No.714037205 >>714037372
>>714023894
People are stupid. They're still calling aliens "xenomorphs" in 2025 as if it's a species name, and not just a butterbar using an overcomplicated word for "alien" to sound smart in front of his men.
Anonymous No.714037239
>>714019635 (OP)
they are scalies

so no pubes
Anonymous No.714037325 >>714037518 >>714069579
>>714021410
what was stopping Shepard from fucking her ass?
Anonymous No.714037347
>>714019635 (OP)
Does she draw those eyebrows on to make her face more familiar looking to humans or what?
Anonymous No.714037372 >>714037450
>>714037205
>xenomorphs
Literally it is correct though, crude but correct.
Xeno-morph, alien-variation.
Anonymous No.714037383 >>714037606
>>714036808
Then why is this on the door of Shepard's cabin?
Anonymous No.714037450 >>714037567
>>714037372
Yeah, but it's not a species name. It's like if I referred to someone's car as a conveyance, and idiots latched onto it thinking that was the model.
Anonymous No.714037518 >>714038441
>>714037325
Asari clearly only have one hole, they don't reproduce via penetrative sex.
Anonymous No.714037567 >>714037619
>>714037450
It's because saying "the alien from alien" is even worse.
Anonymous No.714037606
>>714037383
Miranda staking a claim.
They tried ripping this one off, but they've found that the door has the same warning engraved into it right under the sticker.
Being up in Cerberus has its perks.
Anonymous No.714037619 >>714038260
>>714037567
Just say "the alien." Everyone worth mentioning knows what you're talking about, eh.
Anonymous No.714037784 >>714037843
>>714020214
>>714020214
Kek. I can never get over the fact that they just used a poorly Photoshoped stock photo for her face reveal
Anonymous No.714037843
>>714037784
Have to imagine it was just a placeholder that slipped through the cracks
Anonymous No.714037880 >>714038660
i think it would be nice to have an asari slide their penis down my throat and deposit a large amount of their semen in my stomach.
Anonymous No.714037936 >>714038058
>>714019635 (OP)
I romanced her and flirted with Ashley and saved the the Sha'ira quest toward the end of the game so that I could cuck both of them and then left Ashley to die choosing Renegade dialogue even though I'm mostly a strict Paragon player
Anonymous No.714038058
>>714037936
>dooming Kaiden to faggotry and James to inceldom
for shame anon
Anonymous No.714038149
>>714020402
this is a coomer thread what are you expecting?
Anonymous No.714038260
>>714037619
>Everyone worth mentioning knows what you're talking about
Even the Esarhaddon, the great king, the mighty king, king of the Universe, king of Assyria, viceroy of Babylon, king of Sumer and Akkad, son of Sennacherib, the great king, the mighty king, king of Assyria, grandson of Sargon, the great king, the mighty king, king of Assyria; who under the protection of Assur, Sin, Shamash, Nabu, Marduk, Ishtar of Nineveh, Ishtar of Arbela, the great gods, his lords, made his way from the rising to the setting sun, having no rival?
Anonymous No.714038441 >>714041010
>>714037518
do you think they shit out their babies from their ass?
Anonymous No.714038646
Big quarian butts
Anonymous No.714038660
>>714037880
asari don't make cum
just element zero-infused psychoactive fluids, no reproductive purpose at all
Anonymous No.714038728
>>714019635 (OP)
Any art where she has a little tentacle bush?
Anonymous No.714039730
>Oh shepard im barely an adult
>im a virgin
Damn was ME written by a muslim?
Anonymous No.714039878
>>714020476
>Jack me2 Bushy and unkempt
Probably has hairy pits too
>Me3 jack Clean shaven
giga cringe
Anonymous No.714039937 >>714044014
>>714032017
sauce
Anonymous No.714040568 >>714040845 >>714041060 >>714046704
>Sex being such a logistical nightmare and taking your suit off doubly so means Quarians have probably refined every facet of non-penetrative sex, seduction and teasing to please their partners
THIS WHOLE RACE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME.
Anonymous No.714040845 >>714040906 >>714058929
>>714040568
>quarians are the ultimate doms
Anonymous No.714040906
>>714040845
And powerbottoms.
Anonymous No.714041010 >>714044014
>>714038441
Yes, just like birds, lizards, and fish
Anonymous No.714041060 >>714041175 >>714041482
>>714040568
Tali, needing to live such a sterile life most of the time, probably has a big kink for musk, sweat, and smells that she’s super embarrassed about.
Anonymous No.714041175 >>714042783
>>714041060
>That Broker Dossier that confirms she's a canonical gooner
Anonymous No.714041482 >>714042783
>>714041060
I 100% believe Tali would get off on your cock musk even if she didn't have a kink for it, she gets wet whenever Shepard talks to her.
Anonymous No.714041559
>>714019635 (OP)
built for futa correction
Anonymous No.714041663 >>714083851
>>714035547
Imagine just how fucking hard her nips would have to be to show through her thickass envirosuit.
Anonymous No.714042243
>Tali
>Samus not to be confused with ZSS
>Warframes
>Pyro
>Spartans
I was doomed to love shapely armor and bodysuits.
Anonymous No.714042746 >>714044014
BLUEBERRY SAUSAGE
Anonymous No.714042783
>>714041482
>>714041175
Truly built for brave human commanders
Anonymous No.714044014 >>714044886 >>714045640 >>714046539 >>714046881
>>714039937
filename
>>714041010
then why do asari banshees have fully modeled vulvas with visible clitoris?
>>714042746
from a purely biological standpoint, the visible clitoris actually strongly suggests that asari penises really exist, since both penis and clitoris stem from the genital tubercle during embryonic development in mammals. if a species never develops a penis, it is highly unlikely to develop a clitoris either
Anonymous No.714044085 >>714044570
Tali a cute
Anonymous No.714044297
>>714023231
Retard
Anonymous No.714044304 >>714056450 >>714056989
You know this bitch is probably rubbery and slippery as fuck. like fucking a dolpin
Anonymous No.714044570
>>714044085
Literally BUILT for Batarian cock.
Anonymous No.714044886 >>714045396
>>714044014
>then why do asari banshees have fully modeled vulvas with visible clitoris?
They do not, this is a myth. They have pot bellies with a weird crease going down from their belly button. The actual gentile area is featureless.
Anonymous No.714044975 >>714046747 >>714047005
List the kinks you think each girl has
Anonymous No.714045396 >>714045845
>>714044886
anon you can literally google banshee vagina and it's right there, it's so explicit i can't even post it on /v/
Anonymous No.714045640
>>714044014
>filename
cheers
Anonymous No.714045845 >>714046614 >>714048880
>>714045396
The image that you are referring to is fake, the actual in game model has nothing of the sort.
Anonymous No.714046539
>>714044014
A lot of words to just say you wanna suck Liara's big blue cock...

...me too, anon, me too.
Anonymous No.714046614
>>714045845
you can barely see shit there, but it's 100% real
same as edi's cameltoe
i still remember this shit from release
Anonymous No.714046647
>>714019635 (OP)
for me, it's the mrrshan empress
Anonymous No.714046704
>>714040568
Quarians are just degenerates. They used to have normal immune systems.
Anonymous No.714046747
>>714044975
Too many girls.
>Miranda
Creampie
Impregnation lol
Anal
>Tali
Interspecies
Remote vibrator
Shepard
>Liara
Also Shepard
Anonymous No.714046881 >>714047410
>>714044014
Surface phenotype similarity of some traits =/= functional similarity or exactness.
Asari are not human. Hypothetical clitoris-like organs is just an incidence of clitoris, and could've occured by any means.
So no, no cocks.
Anonymous No.714047005 >>714048472
>>714044975
Liara and Tali like rough throatfucks and throatpies, Ashley likes to be dominated, Miranda is into femdom and instant loss, Kassumi does it with the light off, Jack...
Anonymous No.714047184 >>714047848
>>714019635 (OP)
WHAT DOES AZURE LOOK LIKE THOUGH AAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.714047410
>>714046881
Well the reality is that some artist just copypasted a human vagina texture onto the Banshee without giving it any thought
Still, they have no reason to have a clit at all since it is just a developmental divergence from not forming a penis due to hormonal signals in the embryonic stage. No clit no penis, no penis no clit.
Anonymous No.714047848 >>714048868
>>714047184
Cloaca
Anonymous No.714048472
>>714047005
Is into missionary with leglock, handholding, and looking into each other's eyes
Anonymous No.714048868
>>714047848
Unfortunately, the most plausible answer. Makes sense why they lean into the mindseks.
Anonymous No.714048880 >>714052167
>>714045845
Definitely not fake, there were lots of people talking about it on release but the /v/ archivs all got purged so yeah
Still there's other resources to find it's real
Here's when someone noticed it one month after release
https://fextralife.com/forums/t310061/banshee-bits
And here's someone dumping a ton of reference images in the same week the game got released
https://www.deviantart.com/troodon80/art/Mass-Effect-3-Banshee-Reference-290331455
Pic related if you can't view it
Anonymous No.714050076 >>714070492
>>714019998
You can just admit you're gay
Anonymous No.714051437
>>714021853
>I dont know what they were doing with this character
neither did bioware
Anonymous No.714052167
>>714048880
Imagine being pounced by that thing and violently fucked do death.
Anonymous No.714052391 >>714052954
built for blow- and boobjobs
Anonymous No.714052954 >>714054926
>>714052391
Justicar blowjobs must be life changing.
Anonymous No.714053632 >>714054971
>>714019635 (OP)
>I want Asari chicks with hairy jungles down south
Anonymous No.714054926 >>714055552
>>714052954
hundreds of years of experience
Anonymous No.714054971 >>714083196
>>714053632
But we're all hairless
Anonymous No.714055002
>>714019635 (OP)
can i deglove an asaris face by grabbing their little horns and yanking them forward? I've never played these, but ever time i see one of these skanks i want to peel them open like a crawdad
Anonymous No.714055552
>>714054926
>nearly an entire millennium of experience
>highly trained warrior in peak physical condition
>takes everything they do with the utmost seriousness and effort
Anonymous No.714056353 >>714056756 >>714110848
I wanted to know what the deal was with the original Prothean design.

>Alien franchise
>Space Jockey
>What's the deal with the giant elephant alien? What's his backstory? Must be super interesting!
>Prometheus is released
>Nah the Space Jockey was just some giant humanoid and the elephant head was just a mask, because reasons!

Same energy. Oh, and speaking of energy, the amount of times dark energy gets brought up in Mass Effect 2 through conversations only for all that foreshadowing to be completely thrown out the window in ME3 is so bad it's laughable.

>Actually the series is about how Organic and Synthetic life will always fight each other!
>Literally spent the last two games working with AI to try and stop the Reapers from killing us both
Anonymous No.714056450
>>714044304
Anonymous No.714056756 >>714057898 >>714114849
>>714056353
Because the original Dark Energy thing in ME3 was really stupid, if the use of mass effect technology is causing harm to the universe why was the solution thought up by the Reapers to engineer all civilizations to ever exist for millions of years to develop down the path of being 100% reliant on mass effect based technology?
Anonymous No.714056989
>>714044304
I wonder if they have the super dolphin pussies I've heard so much about.
Anonymous No.714057624 >>714057657
Femshep shared by her husbands.
Anonymous No.714057657 >>714058925 >>714060357
>>714057624
Why the fat chick on the left?
Anonymous No.714057718
Liara pencils on eyebrwos because she lusts for human men
Anonymous No.714057898 >>714058445
>>714056756
They invent mass effect technology independently, the relay network/citadel is just a honeypot to bring it under reaper control. The original idea is the reapers were trying to figure out how to solve the entropy problem it causes, so they allowed new civilizations to prosper, assimilate the most promising ones to add their experiences to their collective and cull the rest to stave off entropy as long as possible.
Anonymous No.714057946 >>714058308
Anonymous No.714058308
>>714057946
Popular with quarians!
Anonymous No.714058326
>>714020402
you can use this same exact argument for most gay men as well
Anonymous No.714058412
>>714020402
People who aren't straight make sexuality their whole identity.
Anonymous No.714058445 >>714058515 >>714061071
>>714057898
Still seems pretty roundabout compared to just making sure the knowledge that mass effect is bad for the galaxy is preserved.
I find the reapers being giant hubs for the uploaded consciousness of entire species that go around and reap newly developed species they deem worthy of digitalizing because they're just that convinced that living in a computer is the best thing ever more appealing
Anonymous No.714058515
>>714058445
We know greenhouse gasses are bad and it hasn't stopped us.
Anonymous No.714058925
>>714057657
Turn your monitor on.
Anonymous No.714058929
>>714040845
it sounds more like an ultimate sub, the unspoiled sexy quarian fruit that will be horny beyond belief due to sex being dangerous for them. I find the idea of her dying to have sex with me only for me to tell her I care for her health so I must refuse her to be really devilishly amusing.
Anonymous No.714059307
>>714019635 (OP)
hairy, just like her wife
Anonymous No.714059789
sex with quarians
Anonymous No.714060357
>>714057657
I see the one fat and ugly member of a race of pure sex.
Anonymous No.714060474
>>714022016
Never erect though
Anonymous No.714061071 >>714062036 >>714065652 >>714065721 >>714067457
>>714058445
The idea that the reapers destroy organic life in order to preserve it is so insanely... I don't know if I'd call it mundane, but it's just odd how that's what they managed to come up with at the end of the day. Literally anything would've been better. The one potential facet of the reapers I like is when the star child asks "when a fire burns, is it at war? is it at conflict? or is it simply doing what it was meant to do?" I can get down with the idea of them just being a force of nature, not discerning what whether they're doing is right or wrong. The problem is that it was established prior that they seemingly have motives beyond organic understanding, as put forward by sovereign. Obviously the explanation we're given for their being in Me3 is completely within understanding which is why it fucks everything up.

If they didn't want to give us a concrete motive, ideally what they should've done is drip fed us enough info that only alludes to why they exist and what they intend to do. You can have us defeat them, but they could've drafted a narrative that would keep us talking about the mystery of their intentions for years after the franchise has ended... we talk about the reapers a lot still, but not in a good way of course.
Anonymous No.714062036
>>714061071
as cool as they are, leviathans creating the reapers was the biggest asspull
Anonymous No.714062986
>>714019635 (OP)
As bald as her head unfortunately.
Anonymous No.714063083
>>714033815
>God fearing christian girl
>waxed
I hope not
Anonymous No.714064685
>>714020807
I spent so many years having not played 1 and after playing it I got so put off by how forceful Liara is literally the minute she gets on the Normandy.
>I'm so FASCINATED and ATTRACTED to you commander
Completely put me off from the autistic blueberry. Ashley felt a lot more generic but palatable compared to her. And Asari I feel are also pretty badly designed (it's just women...BUT BLUE! DABOO DEE DABOO DA). I'm forever a Talifag thanks to ME1.
Anonymous No.714064963 >>714065007
Why is Miranda infertile? Didn't her dad make her to be the perfect woman?
Anonymous No.714065007
>>714064963
she is perfect because she is infertile
Anonymous No.714065652 >>714066769
>>714061071
The whole "motives beyond human comprehension" thing was never going to pay off. It's extremely difficult to write something like that in video game form because you need some interactive element which takes away from the mystique of it. You'll always end up with a big boss fight and a health bar.
And why would a god-machine talk to a mere human and humor its curiosity if the reapers just want to do an ultra genocide every 50k years. It makes very little sense any way you slice it.

I still liked the dark energy fanfic/dropped plot or whatever. It would actually add some tension to be resolved and have wider implications and repercussions beyond "the good guys kill the bad guys". Like having the mass relays that led to so much prosperity being a bad thing. Way more interesting and you get some thematic mileage out of it being a metaphor for addiction or climate change or whatever the fuck. Anything better than Shepard being Jesus Christ and taking down an army of oversized butt plugs.
Anonymous No.714065721 >>714066769 >>714069317 >>714115196
>>714061071
When you give them motives β€˜beyond organic understanding’ you must also resolve to never explain their motives, ever. This is because literally any motive the writers could come up with would necessarily be understandable by organics, because one came up with the idea.
Anonymous No.714066229 >>714067942
Tali wife
Anonymous No.714066328 >>714066441 >>714066516 >>714068741
>Steam sale ME Legendary Edition with 90% off
>Need to install EA app and link account to play
Anonymous No.714066441 >>714066516 >>714068741
>>714066328
bro, this is the WORST fucking shit i hope the person who came up with EA launcher dies in a fire
Anonymous No.714066516
>>714066441
>>714066328
e-hrm
Anonymous No.714066769
>>714065721
exactly, should've just kept them a mystery. What they gave us nullifies them too much, to the point it would've been better if we received no insight it all, if not then very little. I get some people don't like Fromsoftware's style of storytelling, but I think in the case of the reapers, it would've made sense.

>>714065652
dark energy would've been nice seeing as they alluded to it so much in ME2, although I've yet to see someone build a good narrative foundation for it and how it ties into the reapers without having too many holes in it. I'm sure it can be done though.
Anonymous No.714067457 >>714069317
>>714061071
I think they should have ended the Reaper storyline in ME1, they were dealt with and trapped beyond the edge of the galaxy and likely also stuck sleeping too. It would make sense after countless successful cycles beforehand that they wouldnt make a safegaurd incase Sovereign failed because he never failed.

ME2 had a good story in the side missions making it more like tech noir detective story in the galaxy, it just needed to be not fucking Reapers again. They literally could have done the story life after Soveriegn died different gangs and government started experimenting with left over tech from his destruction and crap and you get them experimenting with advanced technology which then opens the can of worms this is the thing the Reapers harvested us to avoid happening as no one was prepared for the whole transhumanism, cybernetics and linking your brain to AI thing combined with Biotic powers.

Fundamentally if anything the story of ME 2 and 3 would be Shepard realizing the Reapers were right and now they had a bigger problem to deal with in the chaos afterwards.

tldr the real Reaper solution/problem should have been a galatic spanning civilizational problem of what happens when multiple civilizations with FTL technolgy are developing tech thats a combo of cybernetics and biotic potential mixed with also the FTL technology ie Reapers are giant spaceships that are a gestalt hivemind of an entire species with extremely advanced psychic powers mixed with highly advanced technology and they came to this solution because anything else would rip the fabric of reality apart and result in the extinction of all life.

The Geth should have been the first kinda step of this in that they are actually working to stop their creators from destroying themselves.
Anonymous No.714067942
>>714066229
This is too cute and also makes me wish we got more quarian fashion instead of the same suits over and over again.
Anonymous No.714068726
>>714021410
I want to spit in her mouth
Anonymous No.714068741 >>714069257 >>714069789 >>714069965 >>714070048 >>714099072
>>714066328
>>714066441
LE is worthless anyway. Just pirate the originals and use ALOT/METIUM on them. Bonus points for being able to private server 3's multiplayer when you get to it.
Anonymous No.714069257 >>714069460
>>714068741
>poors have never seen high framerates
>recommend shit locked to slideshow framerates
Poors be poorin'.
Anonymous No.714069317
>>714065721
Civilization wide collapses like >>714067457 wanted already seem beyond organic understanding, if they weren't then they wouldn't collapse. Even our understanding of our own great collapses is tenuous and can't save us from future ones. The reapers had observed the unchangeable patterns of galactic civilization, and know that finite beings will always bargain for their current spread over the health of life itself over millennia. It's not a terrible idea, but it was played out by the time they finished it, I had already seen the same story in TTGL.
Anonymous No.714069460 >>714069597
>>714069257
zoomzoom I know going through windows explorer is scary for your lot but it's worth it I promise
Anonymous No.714069579
>>714037325
her being autistic about having the equivalent Habsburg incest genes, because she's a pureblood. so she put her code before Shepard's dick
Anonymous No.714069597 >>714069665
>>714069460
>60fps
No.
Anonymous No.714069665 >>714069724
>>714069597
Anonymous No.714069697 >>714107515 >>714111605
>tfw no trendy pube flashing videos on tik tok
How do we make this the new thing
Anonymous No.714069724 >>714069906 >>714112292
>>714069665
Also, your thumbnails took a lot of zooming (they look huge on your phone, I assume), and the original is just very blue. I guess blue is the color of SOVL and KINO and BUZZWORD and BUZZWORD.
Enjoy being poor and playing at slideshow framerates. 90 minimum, but 165 is preferred.
Anonymous No.714069789 >>714069857
>>714068741
>buy LE on steam
>boot it up
>unskippable cutscenes
>uninstall
>refund
Why the fuck can't I skip this shit? I've seen it all a gorillion times
Anonymous No.714069857
>>714069789
Most stuff can be skipped with rapid fire hitting of X. There are a few sequences near the end of 2 that you can't, though, and I haven't beat 3 in a couple of years so I couldn't really tell you on that.
Anonymous No.714069906 >>714069961 >>714070079
>>714069724
ME was a masterclass in vignette work. LE murders it.
Anonymous No.714069961 >>714070048
>>714069906
Why do you post the same pics every time? Have you actually played it? Do you even have screenshots you took? Do you even fucking Effect, bro?
Anonymous No.714069965 >>714070048 >>714123742
>>714068741
>LE is worthless
I thought it was common knowledge by now that modded LE > modded OG > unmodded OG >= unmodded LE
LE and OG just offer different tradeoffs between bugs and QoL (OG still has tons of bugs too LE just added to them)
Anonymous No.714069972
Trimmed/shaped pubes > shaved > wild bush

Something to groom with my fingers as added texture is far superior to nothing or something my hand gets lost in.
Anonymous No.714070048
>>714069961
I posted one in >>714068741
>>714069965
The tradeoff was always in lighting. Anyone complaining about 1s gameplay is just a whiny fag.
Anonymous No.714070079 >>714070153 >>714070247
>>714069906
someone smarter than me can probably explain this better but I think this has to do with prebaked lighting that they couldn't upscale for the remasters
mods mostly fix these by trying to replicate them scene by scene
Anonymous No.714070153 >>714070368
>>714070079
It's mostly because nu-Bioware can't make games for shit. That doesn't change where we're at tho.
>mods mostly fix these by trying to replicate them scene by scene
I know you can get LE lighting in the OG's (lol, lmao even) but show me OG lighting in LE.
Anonymous No.714070247 >>714070292
>>714070079
Supposedly they lost a lot of the resources for 1. That's why it looks substantially worse than 2 and 3 in the lighting department. Good thing 2 is the best game, 3 isn't worth playing, and 1 is only a few hours long.
Anonymous No.714070292 >>714070382
>>714070247
2 looks worse too THO
Anonymous No.714070368 >>714070471
>>714070153
I'm guessing you're not gonna change your mind either way but I personally appreciate the native graphics options in LE and the DLC integration so I definitely see the trade offs that make LE a viable option but I also see why some folks have this hate boner
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/1500
Anonymous No.714070382 >>714070471
>>714070292
>can't read text written in the American language
>keeps posting the same pics he spams EVERY GODDAMN THREAD
Anonymous No.714070471
>>714070368
cmon man. you're not seriously going to imply this looks like the OGs right? no accounting for taste but it's not even remotely similar.
>>714070382
It's a civic duty.
Anonymous No.714070492
>>714050076
You can just admit you're a fucking virgin retard.
Anonymous No.714071064 >>714071256 >>714071348
>>714020807
Finally someone sees how shit Liara's romance is. I find romances in Bioware games that cater to both Male and Female have the weakest written romances while the gender exclusive ones like Tali and Garrus for example turn out to be the best written.
Anonymous No.714071164
>>714022280
Oh man did you miss out the Gears of War games
Anonymous No.714071256 >>714071423 >>714075598 >>714116683
>>714071064
DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL BLUEBERRY WE HAVE KIDS NAMED FRANCINE, SUSAN, AND LAURA AND THEY ALL GO TO PRIVATE SCHOOLS ON THESSIA AND I CUDDLE MY BLUEBERRY AND TELL HER HOW PRETTY HER FRECKLES ARE AND I LIKE THE WAY WOMEN'S SHOES MAKE MY CALVES LOOK
Anonymous No.714071348
>>714071064
worst thing about all this is that out of all the amazing/funny/interesting characters we're getting fucking Liara in ME5
Anonymous No.714071423 >>714071475
>>714071256
jesus christ shut the fuck up
you are fucking unbearable
Anonymous No.714071475 >>714072130 >>714075221
>>714071423
Don't you like blueberries? ;)
Anonymous No.714071548 >>714071612 >>714072421 >>714083851
Genteically engineered to not have pubes
Anonymous No.714071612
>>714071548
She canonically shaves like Patricia Arquette in Human Nature.
Anonymous No.714072130
>>714071475
i will clean every asari on the citadel for free
Anonymous No.714072421 >>714072487
>>714071548
clearly a failure of an experiment
Anonymous No.714072487 >>714073551 >>714075749 >>714114972
>>714072421
Yvonne Strahovski should have punched whatever 3d modeler made that.
Anonymous No.714073040 >>714078686
Currently replaying through ME1, last time I played any of the games is when ME3 released. Not sure if I'll bother with ME3, but I'm definitely looking forward to replaying ME2.

Right now I'm vanguard, but I forgot that ME2 allows you to pick a different class. I've always gone vanguard because charge is a ton of fun and it's cool being able to ignore the cover shooter aspects of the game. Having said that, I've always ignored all other classes. Should I stick with vanguard as the absolute GOAT or are there any other classes that mix things up and are fun to play?
Anonymous No.714073096
>Look up Quarian lewds
>90% of them only have them keep the helmets and shoes
Way too fucking miss the point.
Anonymous No.714073538
Quarian sex
Anonymous No.714073551 >>714073684
>>714072487
No one was looking at Miranda's face, including the 3d modelers
Anonymous No.714073684
>>714073551
>No one was looking at Miranda's face
Anonymous No.714075221
>>714071475
i want to choke on blueberrys blueberries
Anonymous No.714075598 >>714076294
>>714071256
not your kids btw
jokes aside the mind melding shit is kinda interesting because technically Liara could still shit out a litter of children for Shepard even after/if he dies in the end but it's horrible that they also have to be blueberries...they would turn the entire galaxy into Asaris if they were real
hooking up with an Asari must be a nightmare
Anonymous No.714075749 >>714075798 >>714076060
>>714072487
>Yvonne Strahovski
been a long ass while since I seen this name
they literally gave her model FAS which is fucking incredible
>peak performance
Anonymous No.714075798 >>714076230
>>714075749
Anonymous No.714076050 >>714076225
>>714019998
Peebee might not be, remember she says she has hair as a result of having an Elcor father in her DNA. Also Liara potentially draws her pubes on, like she does her eyebrows.
Anonymous No.714076060
>>714075749
it's really weird considering how well they did male shep
and they clearly didn't do it on purpose, unlike modern devs
Anonymous No.714076147
Tali's final goodbye to Shepard was really romantic while Liara's was basically calling herself Shepard's property
Anonymous No.714076225
>>714076050
Is that a retcon? I seem to remember them being influenced by their father's temperament / personality etc., not but actually having their DNA
Anonymous No.714076230 >>714076908 >>714083000
>>714075798
Anonymous No.714076294 >>714076360
>>714075598
wonder what the child would look like if the asari impregnated a human female like femshep
Anonymous No.714076360 >>714076464 >>714076653
>>714076294
It's not possible. Asari don't produce sperm.
Anonymous No.714076464 >>714076768
>>714076360
The images and videos I've seen of Asari would contradict that.
Anonymous No.714076653
>>714076360
sorry but my headcannon is they are canonically futa and you cant change my mind
Anonymous No.714076768
>>714076464
reminder that in-universe Asari have their own porn as well
art mimics life mimics art...
Anonymous No.714076908 >>714077046
>>714076230
Crazy how she looks better in a character creator than a game where she was actually facescanned. I know there's like 14 years between them but yikes.
Anonymous No.714077046
>>714076908
They didn't facescan for Mass Effect. They just eyeballed it based on pics she took for them.
Anonymous No.714078374
wife
Anonymous No.714078686
>>714073040
Vanguard becomes goated in ME2 because you can launch yourself across the level and send people flying.
Anonymous No.714079765 >>714080019 >>714082557
Miranda is Jack's property
Anonymous No.714080019 >>714080487
>>714079765
>Jack with hair
Faggot.
Anonymous No.714080341
>shota spotted
Anonymous No.714080487
>>714080019
she can pull off bald, but she's also built for being pulled by her ponytail while getting prone boned
Anonymous No.714080702 >>714080793
Did he and Miranda ever...
Anonymous No.714080793
>>714080702
No
Anonymous No.714080887
CUMONDUH?
Anonymous No.714082557
>>714079765
They absolutely must be doing some hate fucking on the side, right?
Anonymous No.714082650 >>714083413 >>714083682 >>714084451
Ready for your milking session, Shepard?
Anonymous No.714082872
>>714019635 (OP)
>alien with human characteristics
Anon if alien girls were hot then they wouldnt be lusting after human women. Face it.. God gave you human females and you all lust after uggo creatures and fake anime girls.
Anonymous No.714083000 >>714083547
>>714076230
I have an unhealthy amount of love for Yvonne.
Anonymous No.714083196
>>714054971
...I want off this planet.
Anonymous No.714083413
>>714082650
Imagine the handjobs, buttjobs and intercrurals she dishes out.
Anonymous No.714083547 >>714083702
>>714083000
If she's back to full squad capacity, I'm buying the next ME. Like, that's it.
Anonymous No.714083626 >>714083824
>>714020476
>>Tali
>Can't grow public hair
>>Samara
>Bushy
Anonymous No.714083636
Anonymous No.714083682
>>714082650
You're in some deep shit, little lady.
Anonymous No.714083702
>>714083547
Her real body mogs Miranda Lawson's body
Anonymous No.714083721 >>714083856 >>714084005
Never ask a cerberus operative what her boyfriend's species is
Anonymous No.714083824
>>714083626
I have the impression, that while Jack might shave her head, legs and armpits, she's hairy down there, all the way back to her asshole.
Anonymous No.714083851
>>714041663
i imagine she feels like a canvas tent or worse

>>714071548
canonically talentless thot
Anonymous No.714083856 >>714084120
>>714083721
>Never ask a cerberus operative what her boyfriend's species is
Black isn't a species, you dummy.
Anonymous No.714084005 >>714085196
>>714083721
I hear that the Yahg have literally eaten every delegation that's sent their way, but Miranda treats Parnack like a weekend resort.
Anonymous No.714084120
>>714083856
How can you tell he's black?
Anonymous No.714084301 >>714084554 >>714091659 >>714093592
>Vorcha
>Varren
>Yahg
>Hanar
>Elcor
And worst of all batarians
Anonymous No.714084451
>>714082650
built for handjobs,thighjobs,footjobs,buttjobs
Anonymous No.714084554
>>714084301
I'm sure she's squeezed in a krogan or two, as well.
Anonymous No.714085001
>>714020402
Libtards can't come up with anything original, I see.
Anonymous No.714085196
>>714084005
kek
Anonymous No.714086401
My... HUMAN boyfriend
Anonymous No.714086826 >>714087209 >>714088668
I just remembered that Bioware is working on a new ME right now and it will be even more gay and lame than Andromeda and Veilguard, and will probably be the final nail in the coffin for them
Anonymous No.714087209 >>714088313
>>714086826
I think most of that was the dragon age developers doing, the ME team came in to help late in veilguards development
Anonymous No.714088313
>>714087209
they're all hired by the same HR people
they all have the same bosses
same shit, different team
Anonymous No.714088668 >>714091789 >>714099427
>>714086826
According to Schreier's article, as of May, Bioware Edmonton was no more, and it is now just a generic EA work hub. Bioware isn't working on anything. Bioware isn't even a thing anymore. It's just a label that EA can use to put on any of their games, that the execs wish to sabotage.
Anonymous No.714091659
>>714084301
Perfectly made to be bred by them all!
Anonymous No.714091789
>>714088668
well good riddance i guess
all these old studios now exist in name only anyway
Anonymous No.714093478 >>714093629 >>714094256 >>714111423
Shota Squad
Anonymous No.714093592 >>714093949
>>714084301
>Batarians turning the most genetically perfect human into their cumdump
hnng
Anonymous No.714093629
>>714093478
>no shiala
Anonymous No.714093828
Hey dev if you're here, get the fuck back to work and finish the pilgrimage 2.
Anonymous No.714093949 >>714095671
>>714093592
>Bluelight's Miranda movie had a scene with her getting DAP from Batarians
>the movie finished off with her getting doggied by an Elcor
>he's never gonna make it
Anonymous No.714094050
>>714020402
I'm masturbating to your post rn
Anonymous No.714094174
jailbroken gpt is great for Mass Effect RP
Anonymous No.714094256
>>714093478
i'll let the middle two sandwich me
Anonymous No.714095671 >>714096261
>>714093949
>he's never gonna make it
cringe
I just want to see my space wife captured, used, and bred by low life Batarians on Omega, is that too much to ask?!
Anonymous No.714095836
Shepard, care to give me a massage?
Anonymous No.714095895
Man I remember this funny ass webm of femshep? or Miranda? Being in their office and being startled by groundquaking footsteps and they slowly turn around and their expression is pure terror as the camera reveals like a 10ft tall amazonian giant donged Liara/Asari approaching them.

Fucking made me lose my sides
Anonymous No.714096261 >>714096509
>>714095671
I'm partial to Krogan, personally.
And Yahg.
Goddamn is Miri just a gorgeous woman.
Anonymous No.714096509
>>714096261
For me it's Batarians or Varren
>I'm partial to Krogan, personally.
Dumb brutes dumping their quads all over Miri's perfect face...
Anonymous No.714096716 >>714096782
>Miranda fucking aliens
Terrible. If you really want to degrade her, Miranda needs to get Kai Leng'd
Anonymous No.714096782 >>714097775
>>714096716
Counter point, watching Kai Leng fuck her reminds me of his existence
Anonymous No.714097775
>>714096782
Yeah, I can do without ever having to remember Kai Leng.
Anonymous No.714098552 >>714114206
How much does Henry Lawson charge for a Miranda clone?
Anonymous No.714098693 >>714098784 >>714111115
In other news, what do you guys think of my AI drawn Miri?
Anonymous No.714098784
>>714098693
looks too human, miranda's face is made out of cake
Anonymous No.714098917 >>714098967 >>714099179 >>714112650
The real question is;
Cock status?
Anonymous No.714098967 >>714099063
>>714098917
hard
Anonymous No.714099063 >>714099153
>>714098967
Based
Anonymous No.714099072
>>714068741
id rather the less interesting lighting in me1 than having to download obscure 15 year old torrents and fix each original game with mods.
Anonymous No.714099153 >>714099353
>>714099063
Sauce
Anonymous No.714099179 >>714101379
>>714098917
Nonexistent
Anonymous No.714099350
my asari hotwife kills anybody she has sex with but it's ok because she never has sex with me
Anonymous No.714099353 >>714099408
>>714099153
https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/2257/33624db0446f37e94f750293b2a29a95.mp4?11130539
Anonymous No.714099408 >>714099627
>>714099353
throbbing girldicks are so hot
Anonymous No.714099427 >>714099631 >>714100318
>>714088668
>Bioware Edmonton was no more, and it is now just a generic EA work hub. Bioware isn't working on anything. Bioware isn't even a thing anymore. It's just a label that EA can use to put on any of their games, that the execs wish to sabotage.
that is fucking grim. why did people stop hating EA again? theyre such a dogshit evil ass company. dont forget they insisted veilgaurd be a live service slop game wasting years of development time. Also they had a rule for mass effect andromeda that any new aliens they added, must be "cosplay friendly"
Anonymous No.714099627 >>714099863
>>714099408
yes
https://files.catbox.moe/12wj68.mp4
Anonymous No.714099631
>>714099427
When the devs themselves insisted that Veilguard was going to have the best companions and actually good combat, and others saying this is the best game they could have made, as badly as EA handled this, I really can't see how this game could have been good.
Anonymous No.714099780
>shep and liara
>doing degenerate arday yakshi stuff, maybe toys, maybe a asari cock in the privacy of their bedroom quarters
wholesome

>8 asari with cocks the size of 2x4s , size queening with femshep, with mascara bleeding and crying and gagging

degenerates like you are a blight
Anonymous No.714099829 >>714100734 >>714104925
Based thread
Anonymous No.714099842
I see certain undesirables are posting explicit asari slander while extranet jannies are asleep
Anonymous No.714099863 >>714100198
>>714099627
Anonymous No.714100062
>>714020807
The best way to do Liara is to recruit her last.
The mindfuck from being in the pit, and completely having her nerd thunder stolen by everyone on the Normandy knowing more about her special interest topic than her is kino
Anonymous No.714100198 >>714100385
>>714099863
me in the middle
https://files.catbox.moe/p807zi.mp4
Anonymous No.714100318
>>714099427
>why did people stop hating EA again?
Activision Blizzard and WB stole the title of worst game companies after the whole rape culture scandal and WB killing studios and games that are DOA. EA didn't have any major controversy for a while up until Veilguard.
Anonymous No.714100385
>>714100198
giwtwm
Anonymous No.714100734
>>714099829
Anonymous No.714101379
>>714099179
kinda funny how they insisted on having alien sex scenes in the game but then they made the model a barbie doll
Anonymous No.714102697 >>714102950
I love futa cock
Anonymous No.714102950 >>714104275
>>714102697
based and same
https://files.catbox.moe/foy3sj.mp4
Anonymous No.714103243 >>714103908 >>714104292 >>714111036
Do you think Miranda ever felt weird when having to reconstruct Shepard's dick? Like rather than do the research just decided to slap on a 12" on him and call it a day?
Anonymous No.714103907
Nice view.
Anonymous No.714103908
>>714103243
>miri will never rebuild me as a dicklet so she can humiliate me by cucking me and showing me how I'll never be able to make her cum like that
Anonymous No.714104091
>>714019635 (OP)
Asari are hairless, the ones with eyebrows either draw them on or tattoo them there
Anonymous No.714104275
>>714102950
Great taste anon
Anonymous No.714104292 >>714104601
>>714103243
Original penis might have been intact based on what we see in the ME2 opening
Anonymous No.714104601 >>714105398
>>714104292
>that shattered pelvis
impossible
jacob says when they brought Shepard in he was just meat and tubes
I like to think he was also melted inside his suit burning in orbit as he entered the planet's atmosphere and they had to gather bits and pieces of him and used some biotic nano machines space magic to piece him back together
Anonymous No.714104897 >>714105468
haven't played ME in years but now i feel like replaying 1-3
what's the best way to play them, originals with mods or legendary edition?
i don't care too much about fps higher than 60
Anonymous No.714104925 >>714112325
>>714099829
Only the best bb
Anonymous No.714105074 >>714105250 >>714107935 >>714114241
For me it's male on futa
https://files.catbox.moe/ufayrc.mp4
Anonymous No.714105250
>>714105074
futa on futa for me, CHAD.
Anonymous No.714105398 >>714105762 >>714107414 >>714113802
>>714104601
Given the state of the helmet you can recover later, I would imagine the suit stayed intact. Some eggheads out there have even calculated that Shepard would have hit the ground on Alchera at only 50m/s based the planet's reported gravity and air density. 100% lethal for sure but not enough to turn the body inside the suit into meat paste.
Anonymous No.714105468
>>714104897
Legendary Edition with mods is the best experience.
Anonymous No.714105762 >>714105850
>>714105398
the helmet was one of the goofiest moments in ME, on par with every instance where Shepard gets told something and repeats it back as a question
what bothers me more though is that killing him, especially that way, really bares very little on the story besides inject Cerberus into the plot and skip 2 years ahead
he could have just gone missing with the debris or died in space but they specifically have him
>suffocate
>freeze
>burn up
>fall to the ground and break into pieces
it's just looney tunes level of silly
Anonymous No.714105850 >>714105907
>>714105762
They just wanted to justify people being able to redo their character's appearance in the opening.
Anonymous No.714105907
>>714105850
lmao never thought of that
still a bit excessive but that's on brand classic bioware
Anonymous No.714107113
>>714020476
Who told you about the females here?
Anonymous No.714107414
>>714105398
I actually double checked that figure and it appears to be correct. The total amount of energy from an impact on that planet (0.83g) at terminal velocity (110mph given the gravity + 0.83atm atmosphere) is only about as bad as a very nasty car crash. Every bone in the body broken for sure though, and I don't think the penis would make it.
Anonymous No.714107515
>>714069697
Gotta spearhead it and flash your pubes first I guess
Anonymous No.714107935
>>714105074
It's only good when the man is dominating the futa like a futanarun doujin
Anonymous No.714110109
>>714019635 (OP)
Mass effect general thread already getting raided by futa homos
Anonymous No.714110213
>>714019635 (OP)
Futa general getting raided by Mass Effect homos
Anonymous No.714110848
>>714056353
It's obvious, but not to anyone here. All ME plot points concern a very unpleasant sort of inhumanity.
Anonymous No.714111036
>>714103243
You underestimate medical professionals. Rasputin's dick is preserved, you know. Someone did it for historical purposes.
And there were creepier items preserved, historically, than that.
Anonymous No.714111115
>>714098693
Peculiar, but nice.
Anonymous No.714111423 >>714111918
>>714093478
>can't kill Aria
Literally why.
Anonymous No.714111605
>>714069697
Pay a couple hundred thousand or a million bucks to social engineers.
This isn't a good idea by the way, to indulge such degeneracy.
Anonymous No.714111918
>>714111423
>can't dom and breed aria
literally why?
Anonymous No.714112206
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.714112292
>>714069724
Even 30 fps is good, you silly masturbating manchild. Remakes in particular are unimaginatives bar exceptions.

Remasters, that somehow are poorer than originals out of the box are just a poor attempts at blowing into sails in attempts to recapture old magic, or make money on old things.
One shouldn't put crutches on something that is made using a base, and crutches made by fans, no matter how much saliva they may drool reasonably, or in case of LEfags explicitly on this site, unreasonably, are NOT CANON.
Hacksawed and poorly reassembled tapestries aren't good enough for Mass Effect, because games like this are irreplaceable and must happen only once.
Anonymous No.714112325
>>714104925
widowmaker has a beautiful purple pingus
Anonymous No.714112650
>>714098917
horse sized, trust me
Anonymous No.714112694 >>714113927
>>714019635 (OP)
evolved from aquatic creatures. no hairs whatsoever
Anonymous No.714112717 >>714112826 >>714113120
For me?
Banap.
Anonymous No.714112826 >>714124463
>>714112717
based
Anonymous No.714112943
>>714020476

>Jack me2
shaves at the same time she shaves her head.
>Me3 jack
landing strip.
>Samara
asari dont have any hair. inb4 those are not eyebrows.
Anonymous No.714113003 >>714119115
This one always makes me kek harder than it should.
Anonymous No.714113120 >>714113675
>>714112717
StevenCarson for me.
Anonymous No.714113575 >>714114080
In some shots Liara has a bit too fat looking face. TOO FAT.
Anonymous No.714113675 >>714114058
>>714113120
based
Anonymous No.714113802 >>714123884
>>714105398
Is it the same helmet tossed or torn away or a spare one? If it melted unto Shep it'd be damaging to remove.
Anonymous No.714113927
>>714112694
Asari are artificial.
Anonymous No.714114058 >>714114189 >>714115115
>>714113675
This is precisely why I love /v/. The futa threads on here are the best. Never a dull moment, always fun.
Anonymous No.714114080 >>714114306
>>714113575
It's like a whole race of Miranda's except they're attractive and can have children
Anonymous No.714114189 >>714115107
>>714114058
NEED Drow futa mistresses down my throat
Anonymous No.714114206
>>714098552
A man that cares about his legacy to such extents is unlikely to be an internet degenerate to sell out his own. He'll repay such a slight, and be in the right too.
Had Miranda took after her father, she'd be much colder too.
Anonymous No.714114241
>>714105074
For me it's futa on male
Anonymous No.714114296
>>714019635 (OP)
They don't have any and it's very disappointing
Anonymous No.714114306
>>714114080
That's just rude.
Also no, there are no human children.
Anonymous No.714114367
Favorite ME futa fic?
For me, it's https://archiveofourown org/works/2623913
What about y'all?
Anonymous No.714114446 >>714114619 >>714119948
I love block
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4930/db3ab1a899ede6004a8b6e62e1ab0626.png
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/7492/b72a115932ad11537dcb322adac7ca5f.png
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1587/d96905dd2e3f1e62de7dbf2e0ae91826.jpeg
Anonymous No.714114541 >>714114660
>futa thread with actual porn stays up
Psyop?
Anonymous No.714114619
>>714114446
The sauna one is a classic. Iconic.
Anonymous No.714114660 >>714114767
>>714114541
Futachads rule the world. Plz understand
Anonymous No.714114767
>>714114660
No, they don't.
Anonymous No.714114849 >>714124212
>>714056756
>why was the solution thought up by the Reapers to engineer all civilizations to ever exist for millions of years to develop down the path of being 100% reliant on mass effect based technology?
Because all others are worse.
Anonymous No.714114946 >>714115076 >>714118748
>Mirifags, dog fuckers
>Asari homos, lusting after blue dicks
pottery
Anonymous No.714114972
>>714072487
If she'd knew about ME2/3 porn she'd be more disgusted than Levine at what people did with Elizabeth models.
Anonymous No.714115076 >>714118748
>>714114946
miri does NOT fuck dogs
Anonymous No.714115091
Tali is a confirmed gooner and probably the kinkiest girl out of the bunch, by far. Even more than Jack.
Anonymous No.714115107 >>714115260 >>714115285
>>714114189
How does one make something of such high quality?
Anonymous No.714115115
>>714114058
God... I need to piss into my mouth at the same time...
Anonymous No.714115196
>>714065721
>you must also resolve to never explain their motives, ever.
That's what they did. Reapers made some implications, they flew over everyone's heads.
Anonymous No.714115260
>>714115107
I assume adderall, unironically.
Anonymous No.714115285
>>714115107
Waste time and 3d animation skills on porn? Work a lot.
Anonymous No.714115378 >>714115618 >>714115893
This thread is proof Liara is the worst romance option, worst team mate, and worst character in the trilogy.
Anonymous No.714115618
>>714115378
Hardly. They are just fucked in the head. games had no such content.
Anonymous No.714115763
>>714020043
Imagine the tentaclejobs and tentacle ball groping while you're smashing her cervix with your BHC.
Anonymous No.714115893
>>714115378
I wouldn't go that far because Jacob exists but she's definitely one of the worst romances. It's like Bioware designed her to be the sexy alien option but forgot to give her a personality. Her romance is also shallow in that there doesn't feel like there's any chemistry at all they just love each other for no reason other than they just do.
Anonymous No.714115925 >>714116035 >>714116068 >>714116620
none of the shit you guys posted is futa, they don't have pussies
Anonymous No.714116035 >>714122896
>>714115925
Indeed. Though japanese use the term futa even for cases without pussy, nevertheless the point of hermaphroditism is both sets.
Anonymous No.714116068 >>714116393
>>714115925
Have I argued with you before on /aco/?
Anonymous No.714116393 >>714117846
>>714116068
no i don't post there, just spreading some awareness
Anonymous No.714116620
>>714115925
>no such thing as chicks with dicks, just guys with boobs
Anonymous No.714116683
>>714071256
La creatura
Anonymous No.714117078 >>714117517 >>714117905
More wholesome Miranda, please.
Anonymous No.714117517
>>714117078
>Miranda
>wholesome
Anonymous No.714117846 >>714117961
>>714116393
>futa nigger
>posts a blueberry raisin
Figures
Anonymous No.714117905 >>714119706
>>714117078
The game model for Miranda never really gave me "perfect woman" vibes. I would imagine the few women working on staff back then prevented that.
Anonymous No.714117961 >>714119081
>>714117846
she doesn't have a dick though
Anonymous No.714118102
>>714019635 (OP)
Blue
Anonymous No.714118748
>>714115076
>>714114946
Miranda is BEST girl
Anonymous No.714119081 >>714119454
>>714117961
>she doesn't have a dick though
She literally does though, i was told so in a dream
Anonymous No.714119115
>>714113003
>That's fuckin great.
Anonymous No.714119454 >>714119948 >>714120006
>>714119081
explain this
https://files.catbox.moe/r899jy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0t5gc2.png
Anonymous No.714119706 >>714120730
>>714117905
I'm not afraid to stand up and say "I would have sex with Miranda Lawson"
btw I'm batarian not sure if that matters
Anonymous No.714119948 >>714120215
>>714119454
>>714114446
explain these first, even the great commander shepard is shown next to them so it has to be real
Anonymous No.714120006
>>714119454
When not in use, an Asari's reproductive shaft retracts into her genital slit for safekeeping. This is why most extranet images of nude Asari don't include a huge, throbbing blue meat-pillar, and why they can often wear tight-fitting lower garments without an obvious bulge.
Anonymous No.714120024 >>714120396 >>714120458 >>714120868
>The amount of porn in this thread
I'm glad all the nigger mods are dead and I hope they all stay dead
Let this just be a porn board already jesus.
https://files.catbox.moe/447067.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/63z66w.webm
Anonymous No.714120215 >>714120292
>>714119948
>monogender mammal species
>no pussy
nah it's fake
even if they have dicks they have vaginas too
Anonymous No.714120292
>>714120215
best of both worlds you say? well i have to agree then
Anonymous No.714120396
>>714120024
Fuck Jannies
Anonymous No.714120458 >>714120514 >>714121065
>>714120024
You want /v/ to be even worse than it is?
Anonymous No.714120514
>>714120458
Yes, everything burns
Anonymous No.714120730 >>714120919
>>714119706
>spoiler
really hot and based
Anonymous No.714120868
>>714120024
>finally getting some ss posted
now its a thread
Anonymous No.714120919
>>714120730
Anonymous No.714121065
>>714120458
>suddenly
Anonymous No.714121093 >>714121535
>>714019635 (OP)
i have a question. why the fuck is she so cute and hot in the games (and this picture) but in ALL the animated porn she's just ugly
Anonymous No.714121535 >>714121624
>>714121093
Like WEG devs, people who create 3D porn are westerners with no artistic sense, no passion, and no love for the medium. Because their motivation begins and ends with their penis, they don't care about quality. In this way, they also remind me of AI jeets.
Anonymous No.714121624 >>714122002
>>714121535
it has to be the model though, right? she doesn't look the same in the animations
Anonymous No.714121939 >>714122094
>futa
>bestiality
>/ss/
congratulations on becoming the worst fucking thread of the week, jesus fucking christ
Anonymous No.714122002 >>714122272
>>714121624
Yeah, that's often the case. I reached a new level of contempt for 3D gooners once I realized they all recycle a handful of ugly premade models and slightly edit them to look like whatever character they're intended to be. It's the 3D equivalent of
>draw generic hourglass body
>slap character's head on it and call it fanart
Anonymous No.714122094 >>714122338 >>714122560
>>714121939
Look bro, I know Futa and beastiality is fucking dumb
But if you hate SS, as a man, youre a fuckin fag.
Anonymous No.714122272 >>714124078
>>714122002
it's a game rip with the nude bits changed, her face should still be cute, which it isn't
Anonymous No.714122338 >>714122439 >>714122480
>>714122094
my mother didn't neglect me as a child, no thanks
there's recent porn of femshep and her loli daughter/clone and miranda having her pussy on display and getting abused by jack, now those ones are fucking good
Anonymous No.714122439
>>714122338
>wish fulfillment
Already can tell this is trash.
Anonymous No.714122480 >>714122704
>>714122338
>there's recent porn of femshep
Anonymous No.714122560
>>714122094
The opposite, actually. /ss/ is no different from yurifaggotry or transgenderism. They're all ways of fetishizing emasculation: /ss/ being the inversion of male and female roles (the boyfriend is now the girlfriend and vice versa), yuri being the elimination of males entirely, and I don't think I need to explain transgenderism.
Anonymous No.714122704 >>714122776 >>714122864 >>714122891 >>714123242
>>714122480
Anonymous No.714122776
>>714122704
It’s a terrible day to have eyes
Anonymous No.714122864
>>714122704
lol
Anonymous No.714122891
>>714122704
I love muscular futa so much....
Anonymous No.714122896
>>714116035
no, they use newhalf for that
Anonymous No.714122997
Anonymous No.714123137
Anonymous No.714123232 >>714123349 >>714123940
Post more Miranda
Anonymous No.714123242
>>714122704
ew femshep being the dom?
Anonymous No.714123349 >>714123426
>>714123232
Anonymous No.714123426
>>714123349
Muh dick
Anonymous No.714123456 >>714123495
Anonymous No.714123495
>>714123456
Kek this one is just funny
Anonymous No.714123540
Anonymous No.714123628
Anonymous No.714123701 >>714126267
why are MEfags so fucking gay?
Anonymous No.714123728
Anonymous No.714123742 >>714126680
>>714069965

LE is censored, not to mention not the original experience so it's not possible for LE to be on the same level as original.
Anonymous No.714123781 >>714124345
Based GOD MODS. Thanks for such a great thread.
Anonymous No.714123884
>>714113802
Its heavily implied to be the same helmet, probably got flung off on impact with the ground and for whatever reason was not recovered with everything else.
Anonymous No.714123940 >>714124103
>>714123232
Anonymous No.714124078 >>714124198 >>714124419 >>714126658
>>714122272
for some reason they're allergic to cuteness
they intentionally modify faces to make them look more haglike, which often involves giving them skanky makeup (eyeshadow in your pic) and altering the facial proportions
come to think of it, they do this more often than not
Anonymous No.714124103 >>714124362
>>714123940
GOD I hope she had to suck them off reluctantly
Anonymous No.714124196
I do not care for Asari.
Liara is especially fucking annoying.
Anonymous No.714124198
>>714124078
that's fucked
Anonymous No.714124212
>>714114849
That's stupid. Why not just hang out in dark space monitoring the galaxy, drop in on any civilization that discovers the Mass Effect, and then just explain to them that its dangerous and will result in the universe being destroyed if its used too much? If they keep going after that, wipe them out.
Anonymous No.714124345 >>714124680
>>714123781
sauce?
Anonymous No.714124362 >>714124478
>>714124103
Anonymous No.714124419
>>714124078
The average weg player/designer is a 3rd worlder coomer into porn and onlyfans girls so its not surprising.
Anonymous No.714124463
>>714112826
Anonymous No.714124478
>>714124362
dumb BITCH let them use your body
Anonymous No.714124680 >>714124798 >>714125673 >>714125876
>>714124345
You know damn well that I can't post the image on here you little goober.

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5931169&tags=stevencarson+scarlet_%28ffvii%29+
Anonymous No.714124696 >>714124776
Anonymous No.714124706 >>714125118
TOTAL Batarian Death
Anonymous No.714124776
>>714124696
BUILT for
BIG
BATARIAN
COCK
Anonymous No.714124798 >>714124865
>>714124680
fucking EVERYTHING HAS DICK, FUCK OFF
Anonymous No.714124865
>>714124798
at this point i wouldn't be surprised if bioware themselves give asari dicks in the next game
Anonymous No.714125118 >>714125813 >>714126173
>>714124706
Anonymous No.714125531
>>714019998
>are pubeless, thank the Lord
Anonymous No.714125673
>>714124680
thx
Anonymous No.714125740 >>714125908
I love hot bitchy women
Anonymous No.714125813
>>714125118
Batarians die God laughs. 300,000 wasn’t enough
Anonymous No.714125876
>>714124680
A pp AND feet? love it
Anonymous No.714125908
>>714125740
Me too fren, me too
Anonymous No.714125997 >>714126142
>Some got deleted and some didn't
based mods for not deleting the good shit
Big fat blue asari ass's are still a go.
Anonymous No.714126036 >>714126170
I have a confession to make: I'm a futafag. That being said, I hate every other futafag on the planet with a passion. They're all either trannies or cucks with the worst taste known to mankind. I'm sick of seeing giant, dominant hags with outlandish proportions and penises half (or more) of their height, and I'm sick of seeing futafags talk about how they want to be raped or used as an onahole for some shemale's pleasure. I just wanna see vanilla porn but the girl happens to have a penis, man.
Anonymous No.714126142
>>714125997
Asari lesbianism scratches the same itch in me that boarding school lesbianism does. It's almost like they are only doing it because there are no men around, and their bodies have needs.
I don't know how to explain myself.
Anonymous No.714126170
>>714126036
deserved
Anonymous No.714126173
>>714125118
Anonymous No.714126227 >>714126329 >>714126418 >>714126453
https://files.catbox.moe/6nx45y.webm
Anonymous No.714126243
>>714020402
you will never be a woman
Anonymous No.714126267
>>714123701
just asari niggers
Anonymous No.714126329
>>714126227
shitty /ss/ aside, rastafarian is garbage
Anonymous No.714126354 >>714126418 >>714126556
Holy shit, this thread is STILL up?!
Anonymous No.714126418 >>714126507 >>714126560 >>714126645 >>714126679
>>714126227
>shitty /ss/ aside
shut up faggot
>>714126354
Yeah and thank god too.
Anonymous No.714126453 >>714126578
>>714126227
how can you call yourself a man while jacking off to a video where the male's penis is no bigger than a thumb?
on second thought, you probably relate to him
Anonymous No.714126507 >>714126578 >>714126679
>>714126418
post the *real* version please
Anonymous No.714126556
>>714126354
Mods dont care about porn on /v/ nearly as much as you think. They just have to abide by the law so shotoli shit gets destroyed on sight, and being thats what gets posted the most it gets railed out of existence in minutes.
Anonymous No.714126560
>>714126418
Literally the perfect body. In-game Miranda should have had those curves.
Anonymous No.714126578 >>714126724
>>714126453
Its the idea of corruption and the of a older woman. I know you don't understand what love is or passion. But if you could please kill yourself that'd be great nigger.
>>714126507
Fuck off futa is fucking cringe. If I wanted to see dick, I would look at guys.
Who the fuck wants to see a cock on a girl when looking at a girl lmao
Anonymous No.714126645
>>714126418
even a /ss/ hater like myself knows that there's better /ss/fm out there
I can't remember who the fuck was, but there was a RE8 one with rose, got really fucking frustrated that it was /ss/
Anonymous No.714126658
>>714124078
3d gooners get off on actual industry porn and that come with bolt ons/ hag makeup/ carmera angle/ minimum movement.
They are like padlove's dog and now can only get off from those things.
Anonymous No.714126679
>>714126418
>>714126507
she's almost cute here
Anonymous No.714126680
>>714123742
>censored
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/393
Anonymous No.714126724
>>714126578
>someone whose idea of passion consists of lesbians, self-inserting as little boys, and transwomen (men) trying to preach to me
kek
Anonymous No.714126731 >>714126847 >>714126858
Why did Liara dump Miranda's sexual history and the fact that she's barren? Trying to eliminate the competion?
Anonymous No.714126759 >>714127643
Anonymous No.714126847
>>714126731
Liara wanted to secretly goad Shepard into cuming inside every time she watched them fuck.
Anonymous No.714126858
>>714126731
She really is a jealous bitch. She acts the same way if you ditch her for Ashley. I see right past the nerd routine
Anonymous No.714126952 >>714127093 >>714127116
giwtwm
Anonymous No.714127093
>>714126952
looks like heaven
Anonymous No.714127116
>>714126952
Not girthy enough.
Anonymous No.714127346 >>714127550 >>714127672
Welp the Jannies are here to ruin the fun and start handing out bans even though no one is upset about this thread. It was good while it lasted I guess. Only stupid snoy vs xbros threads are allowed…
Anonymous No.714127550 >>714127816 >>714127975
>>714127346
There are plenty of transsexual threads on >>>/gif/. Why not go there instead of dumping your garbage here? You aren't a sexual exhibitionist who gets off on exposing unrelated parties to your degeneracy, right?
Anonymous No.714127643 >>714127743 >>714127858 >>714127983
>>714126759
Did we ever get an explanation for why her tits grew so much between 1 and 2?
Anonymous No.714127672 >>714127772
>>714127346
Whew I almost joined in on the porn posting at the end there.
https://files.catbox.moe/k75fah.png
Anonymous No.714127743
>>714127643
she got pregnant from the shadow broker
Anonymous No.714127772 >>714127943
>>714127672
Anonymous No.714127816
>>714127550
I actually haven’t posted anything lewd or nsfw in this thread. I am not into futas at all. I think it’s funny is all. gif sucks btw
Anonymous No.714127858
>>714127643
Her Shepard oneitis led her to skip the matron stage and go straight to matriarch
Anonymous No.714127943
>>714127772
Perfecto. If we ever get that Mass Effect Amazon show the gooners are gonna go crazy.
Anonymous No.714127975 >>714128167
>>714127550
posting on /v/ is hot and interesting
posting on /gif/ is boring spam
Anonymous No.714127983 >>714128091 >>714128271
>>714127643
Damn, missed it. Is there not a /v/ archive?
Anonymous No.714128091
>>714127983
I'll just post it again for you
Anonymous No.714128126
>>714020402
Do gay men have a personality beyond pedophilia
Anonymous No.714128167 >>714128427
>>714127975
This. It's fun here
Anonymous No.714128271 >>714128454
>>714127983
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714019635/#q714019635
Anonymous No.714128427
>>714128167
/v/ is the worst board on this site and it knows it. It’s actually kind of refreshing because /v/ doesn’t take itself too seriously. Who cares if there’s porn or blatantly b8 threads? Not like the quality of discussion here can get any lower. Let the gooners have their fun
Anonymous No.714128454
>>714128271
for convenience
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tnum/714019635/deleted/deleted/