Thread 714046212

The deluxe edition of the upcoming Indian game, The Age of Bhaarat, will include a free plane ticket to India (Bhaarat).

How many copies are you going to buy?

>>714046212 (OP)
The Age of Bhaarat is a dark fantasy action RPG that brings ancient India to life. Become a powerful Forest Warden, master mystical
weapons and arcane powers, and defend your homeland against a devastating invasion by vicious demons, the Rakshasas.
It's coming soon to PC and Consoles.

>>714046212 (OP)
I'm going to pirate, saar.

>>714046212 (OP)
I can't wait for India to change its name officially to Bharat so we can call them all bhaRATS

Is this that terrible-looking Souls clone set in the slums that people keep posting webms of?

>>714046212 (OP)
Very beauty girl. I will play the game for she, sir.

Hinduism is cool and more games featuring Hindu lore means that eventually we'll get a good Ramayana or Mahabharata game.

Last chapter: The card redemption

>>714046212 (OP)
Sounds bout as appealing as “an action packed trip to Detroit”

>>714046719
Anyone have the post with this? I want to say it ended in "we're right snoggered, mum".

>>714046719
Literally my first fucking thought kek

>>714046715
Kino

>>714046212 (OP)
After the recent debacle, even if they offer seat 11A I ain't flying with them.

My favorite Indian video game is Pindia.

>>714046715
ah yes, throwing it in the oceans is a much healthier alternative

Sir, good evenink. I am from India maa. You want I write like very noob englis peepul from my great nation. Okay, I am do needful now-now.

Respected sirs and madamjis,

Our India become number one power by two zero four zero year! Yes-yes! All world see our great nation, very respect. We got many-many peepul, all clever and work too much hard-hard. Our IT is one number! Our film make happy all world peoples! Our cricket is best-best!

Amrika and Pakisthan? They think they too much smarty. But India know their all secret-secret. We do needful to finish them. Amrika got big army-sharmy? We got more mans than their boom-boom! Pakisthan got what-what? Maybe roti? We eat roti and take their place!

Our big boss leader got plan. Very hush-hush plan. By two zero four zero, all is India own-own. We are the dada of world! You see-see! Just you wait and watch-watch, okay-okay?

Thank you for read my thinkings. Jai Hind!

>>714046715
>See that mountain?
>You can climb it.

Unleash the Avatar

>>714046212 (OP)
Remind me of that game.

>>714046715
Indian landfill sim WHEN?

>>714046212 (OP)
>a new dark soul like slop

>>714046212 (OP)
I can simply not flush my toilet for the full experience. Minus the street shitters.

>>714046424
Thats a man, they worship trannies in India.

>>714046212 (OP)
Are there designated streets in this?

REALISTIC
POOP
PHYSICS

>>714046212 (OP)
>The Age of Bhaarap

>>714046212 (OP)
>The Age of Bhaarat, will include a free plane ticket to India (Bhaarat).

>>714051930
why'd you censor the word "niggers" in that screenshot, Anon?

>>714047387
that's crazy

>>714046715
the smell cant be worse than the local trainstation atleast

>>714049006
You went a bit Skaven there.

>>714046715
I knew a game about india would involve garbage in some way.

Will this let me get an Indian GF though?

>>714055164
Yeah but your mom will force you to share her with your 4 other brothers/cousins.

>>714050569
What the hell

you're all more obsessed with my country than you are at with your negative zero birth rates

>>714046212 (OP)
>The Age of BRRRAAAP

>>714056365
Is this you?

>>714046358
ogey

>>714056365
someone pull up the flowchart

>>714046212 (OP)
>Indian game
Made me chuckle because I'm retarded.
+1 something points.

>>714046212 (OP)
>The Age of Bhaarat
Also known as the Poo era.
>free plane ticket to India
I wouldn't go if you paid me to.

>>714056672
I'd ask you to post hands but somehow I'm certain of the result

>>714046715
Man, pajeets are something else

I think if India made a game about their Folklore, with the same polish as Wukong we would love it. Since, they're actually cool.

>>714057147
Only if they're creative enough.

>>714047387
Its easier to win the real lottery

>>714057202
Mostly their heroes aren't monkey kings that nobody wants to play as but what do I know?

>>714046212 (OP)
WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat

>>714056365
while most of you end like this

>>714057552
Who comes up with this shit? Did the guy who came up with this scene drive by a bus of kids waving at him one day and decide to put them in his movie?

>>714046715
India's attempt at making the tallest man made structure

>>714057114
I don't even hate them, I'm just weirdly fascinated by them. An entire culture that is dedicated entirely to filth and poop. It's so bizarre and there is just nothing else like it on earth.

In the context of India, 'One way trip' takes on a chilling new meaning.

>>714046212 (OP)

You're suppose to warm people and make sure they stay away from India until India cleans up its own country. Does the Game at least let you drop a nuke on India?

>>714060004

*warn

You're suppose to warn people away from traveling to India.

>>714046212 (OP)
Hope it doesn't include a ticket back

>>714046271
Copy and paste brownie or are you a bot?

Hmm a trip to Poopland, there's no way better to get a deadly infection and die.

>>714046715
codex pajeet 3 soon btw

>>714047387
I played it 9 times in a row and lost

>>714046212 (OP)
Leeeeezzzzzz gooooooo! Ws in the chat! Spam super power 2025 in chats bros!

>>714046212 (OP)
AGE OF BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>714046715
>Many residents are leaving...
>along with the smell
Damn, that's cold.

>>714046719
It can be appealing and actually action packed if they let you ride a helicopter and let loose on the local population like vid related
https://youtube.com/shorts/ugtm6J9VeiE

>>714049006
Wait.....I thought it already got delayed to 2030, did they just delay it against for another decade?

>>714051930
>Censored niggers
You reposted that shit on your xitter page didn't you, pajeet?

>>714046843
More cum than man.

>>714057834
They also can't stop being creepy while at it. There's no way pic related isn't intentional.

>>714046212 (OP)
Is this game going to be poo2win?

>>714046719
LMAO
an ACTION-PACKED trip to DETROIT
does that involve getting mugged, or shot?
this is the most suburban, whitest shit I've seen
you know what would work better? if they made a special promotion for detroit residents - an ACTION-PACKED trip OUT OF DETROIT
deus ex would be one of the best-selling games of its time - everyone in detroit would buy the game (that is, if they could afford it - that's what, 60 bucks? that's like an entire day of thieving)

>>714057726
in order:
chads
yes

some people are just built different

>>714046212 (OP)
depends on how many indians are in my country at the time this game releases

>>714046271
>defend your homeland against a devastating invasion by vicious demons, the Indians.

>>714063559
>Indians
>Buying game
Kek, they already wastes their money on porn subscription and mobile garbage.

>>714046212 (OP)
It's the age of india. Dummies don't even know their own country's name.

>>714046715
>2 people got killed by the mountain of garbage
Peak of slapstick comedy

>>714046212 (OP)
Imagine this does better than anything western devs out out lol, that woman looks hot too, are we fucked?

>>714056365
It's jews pushing it notice the last few years before indian hate it was about blacks and whites, but they lost that because blacks voted trump so now theyre going for indians but theyll lose that too as most are conservative lol

the indians I know are pretty based, it's just the muslims i dont like

>>714067478
you might be right, the big one for me when all the free palestine came about it decimated israel, but seems like they're trying to fight back and duble down on antisemitism now, it's there go to card

>>714067478
>It's jews pushing it notice the last few years
4chan has been hating pajeets even before *that* election
>because blacks voted trump so now theyre going for indians but theyll lose that too as most are conservative lol
Literally never happened, 90% of browns voted for dems
>the indians I know are pretty based, it's just the muslims i dont like
Hello, akshit

I just know she’s going to be barefoot

>>714055164
Why would you want one? They’re ugly and smell.

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1lns0ox/steep_rise_in_hate_toward_south_asians_in_canada/

Even reddit hates Jeets now.

>>714068738
Yup, am leaf and the jeets here unironically don't bathe ever. Had one come into work who's a walking stink bomb.

>>714069332
if reddit hates them then that means indians are based

>>714046271
Will there be street shitting?

>>714069732
Reddit hates pedos as well. Doesn't mean they are based.

>>714069787
pedophiles are based actually

>>714057726
>Who comes up with this shit?
You know the answer. It's always the same answer. It starts with a J. Or a K if you prefer.

>>714068367
And eat bare hands, and shit on the street, then eat bare hands.

>>714046212 (OP)
I'll go with my wife there, sure nothing would happen right?

>>714069732
Reddit hates suicide as well. Wanna be based? Kys to piss off those suicide hating onions ingesting faggots on reddit.

>>714046212 (OP)
GOOD MORNING SAAR PLEASE BUY THE POOPSTATION 5

>>714060004
>Does the Game at least let you drop a nuke on India?
If only.

>>714069787
>>714071042
>>714069332

>>714069897
jewmericans or the more controversal: kikemutts

>>714046212 (OP)
>Age of BRAAAAAP