Thread 714049929

Stream 1:
Now: Golden Sun: The Lost Age
Next: Hollow Knight
Later: The Ratchet & Clank Trilogy

Stream 2:
Now: Sleeping
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

autismo runner?

migged

I mig

One more migration for the night

>>714049929 (OP)
I'm in

I have migrated

>>714049846
>1 or 2? i just started a new toon on 2
1, just doing some comfy simulacrum farming while working towards a 12L smite sword (pic)

i migged but i'm also heading to bed
night /v/

>>714050341
gn migger

This event has zero energy compared to how it usually should have. It's not just me, right

Dubble migger

>>714050432
I get wanting to focus on speedrunning but theyve completely sucked the fun out of everything. Looking forward to gdq

>>714050496
But gdq is even worse

>>714050527
I'd rather hear TRANS RIGHTS every donation than whatever this snoozefest is.

>>714050237
cool my man, maybe we'll link up in two one day

>>714050612
Then please leave already for fuck sake's.

all backups for today have been uploaded

>>714050432
I'm pretty comfy right now. Not as good as the old days, but still better than how corporate and weird GDQ has gotten. We'll never have what we once did.

>>714050496
I tried watching a GDQ VOD recently and had to turn it off because of the incessant fake hype from the donation reader. It was like going back to network TV, completely intolerable.

>>714050961
I once added sponsorblock segments to a gdq run that muted the dono reader, but I think gdq found out about it because they all got downvoted and disabled

>>714051024
What a bunch of petty fags, I believe it.

>>714051094
Found it. The mutes are still active on my side but they've been downvoted so they don't show up by default.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk_lpeocvFY

snake rattle n choke kino will not be topped this event calling it now

>>714050961
I mean, they are shilling something.
It's just sadly, the event has become more about shilling than the speedruns. Speedruns used to be the primary, and money secondary. Now it's the opposite.

The people in charge only know hype = more donations. So they try to hype the entire thing and manufacture it. But what they don't remember is like 70% of the week long marathon aren't hype or super exciting. But it doesn't mean those segments are invalid or unenjoyable. They only do shit that they think will make the donation number goes up and nothing else.

It's just fucking soulles and GDQ is slowly transforming from like a speedrun presentation marathon for a donation marathon, into a convention type event. Speedruns will slowly die more and more in future GDQs as people use GDQ as a place to meet and hang out more than anything else.

>hollow knight in the night
Fuck

silk song
never

>>714050612
Of course you would mutt faggot.

Hollow Knight was mid at best. Silksong will also be shit, but pretty.

ENOUGH WITH THE RANDOMIZERS

>>714051590
That is sad.

>>714052205
That is a Nigger

>>714052205
Randomizers are fun and add variety instead of grinding the same thing day in and out.
They are based and have their place in these events.

>>714052340
this but the complete opposite

>>714052518
What's the problem with them then?

>Not too sure about this stretch of Stream 1, guess I'll rely on Stream 2-
>FF7 Rebirth, 6 hours
AAAAAHHHHH THERE IS NO ESCAPE

This game wack

>>714050432
Let me guess, you watched last night's Super Metroid run instead of the We Love Katamari one?

>>714052908
it was cringekino, big difference

>>714051664
This is exactly why the smaller events like UKSG and NSG and BSG and ASM are so much more entertaining to watch.

They haven’t sold their souls to corporate sponsors, they seem to look at the donations as a bonus and not the entire point, and actually seem to give a shit about the community and vibe.

>>714052340
speedrun events should showcase skill
not who can pray to RNGesus the hardest.

>>714052949
I said the Katamari one, not the COD one just before that

>>714051664
incorrect, being with friends was the primary, GDQ just moved all that off cam

>>714053034
I know what you said.

>>714051664
gdq has been the same since like 2014 how are you still complaining about this shit

>>714053206
Apparently not, you asked for energy and I gave you energy. Were you looking for something like that GDQ Mario Kart Wii run where the hosts seemed to have a heart attack from every kind of stunt the runner attempted to do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnOrrpaYog

>>714053219
ESA and GDQ have always caused anons to act like its console wars.

The funny thing is when ESA went on hiatus, GDQ actually tried to reel in their corporate clinicalness a bit

>hollow knight and ratchet this fucking late

Rip my bioclock

>>714053316
Hey calm down buddy ok?

>>714053316
>Argick
>GDQ
I can't fucking escape this guy.

>>714053027
There are so many speedruns that do this though even without randomizers.
Plus these do showcase skill, it's about game knowledge and the ability to improv when you can't solve content the same way every time. No one does randomizer leaderboards either cause of the fact of the RNG, it's just for fun.

DBZ boudakai relies heavily on NPC AI so fights actually go correctly and quickly as an example of standard of RNG reliance in speedrunning.

>>714051947
(rent free)

>>714053371
Really a shame, hollow knight 100% is something that should bring in a crowd

>>714053463
Not him, I don't mind randomizers. My problem is with randomizer runs like this where it's some bizarre category of a game I know nothing about. LttP, Super Metriod, SM64, the majority of the speedrunning audience knows these games intimately so the randomizers are still engaging.
I have no idea what's going on here. I don't know what any of the goals means. I don't know how hard any of them are. I can't engage in this run because I don't understand anything about it. It's not a good category to showcase.

https://youtu.be/ww5nzDVyyLo
https://youtu.be/ASBG6_spedA
KINOOOO
I LOVE GOLDEN SUN

>>714052621
Not him, but as you mentioned, randomizers inherently signal a dissatisfaction on some level with the game being played. It's fine casually, but if you're a speedrunner then to me the solution is a bit more self-evident. Instead of playing the same game but shuffled, you could pick up a different category, or even a different game entirely. But if you want to destress or unwind some way, go ahead.
Particularly in the context of marathon settings, with the way some randomizers have gone in the past people seem to just take whatever config they were playing at home and submit the same run without any additional safeguards for failure, and even when successful it's not really memorable for what happens in the game. It feels like surface level bait; "the game you love, but different". But you have to enjoy the game way more than presented to appreciate what's going on than "whoa cool", like in a Pokemon speedrun where on the fly decision making is actually crucial in WR runs due to situations you can't fully account for occurring. To the average viewer, a randomizer doesn't seem to have any appeal over a normal run beyond a novelty factor, and speedrunning is already a novelty to them. Just look at these threads.

>>714053961
I will butt in and say SM64 randomizer is stupid and forced

how is sm64 randomized?

>>714053219
It most certainly has gotten worse over the years. They weren't stalling for two hours demanding money for the final game in 2014.

>>714053961
I'd also say turn based rpg randomizers are worse than general, because displays of knowledge don't come across as easily in comparison to execution to a layman.

>>714054095
I liked the ability randomizer last(?) ESA that Chrism ran. But cannot fault anyone for thinking they're gimmicky and pointless as a viewing experience.
Also don't know how I for Ocarina of Time which I think was the OG randomizer game.
>>714054028
>inherently signal a dissatisfaction on some level with the game being played.
I disagree, sort of. Randomizing game states raises the skill ceiling to some extent, as it forces you to make informed decisions on the fly. Drafting in a card game is a good example.
>>714054310
Usually loading zones are randomized. The other one I've seen is the ability randomizer, where you start with just vanilla jump (not even jump variants like wall jumps) and kick. Every star, ability and one-up is randomized and the rest of the abilities are added into the pool.

>>714052340
same, im fucking retarded too

>>714052621
if a game is so stale you need a randomizer to make it a little different you should play a different fucking game

GTA randomizers are the absolute best, but that's about it really.

Gooood morning /v/
How was Resident Evil?

>>714053983
I was following a Golden Sun SC-88 remaster on Youtube, not sure if he ever finished that one so I'll just grab these two.

>>714054028
I still maintain they can be excellent runs even for a casual viewer predicated on having an informed charismatic runner which is true of any run but when you have a bona fide performer than can communicate the ups and down surprises and adjustments that's compelling drama. Spikevegeta is very good at this regardless if you think he's too boisterous or unfunny

>>714055175
perfectly perfunctory, think it got a C

Well, the run's almost over at least.

Which games do you guys want to see at an event?

>>714055314
oh, fair enough

>>714055175
It was with infinite ammo weapons so not as fun as i would have hoped, still it was alright not bad.

>>714055360
more strategy games

>>714055360
nine sols

ESA is a better event then gdq but why are these threads so much slower. It basically forces me to watch gdq over ESA because I enjoy these events because of the threads.

So hows the event been so far? Any good or disaster runs? Wheres the chart

>>714056146
you're in the middle of a 3 hour golden sun randomizer at 2am est, be grateful the thread is even alive.

>>714056146
You seem retarded. Sorry.

>>714056281
Sure but if I remember even at these times the GDQ threads felt more alive but maybe I'm misremembering.

>>714056281
Exactly, if this was BSG or RTA this thread might have not even survived the night. ESA has much more activity that ensures the thread doesn't die most of the time but still not as much as GDQ threads.

>>714056368
Take your adderal adhd anon

>>714056423
Well RTA threads die due to it being in Japanese which is a major filter.

>>714056146
Esa doesn't get the masses exclusively on cringe and trannywatch.

>>714056540
RTA threads die becuase its a shit event that is only talked about when a parasite shoves it into an actual event thread

>>714056469
That's a silly idea because then I wouldn't be able to fall asleep.

grim

>>714056587
Always give me a chuckle seeing you sperg out so hard about RTA.

>>714056774
Indy should be mega fun though?

>>714056368
gdq threads are like 5 times more active yes

>>714056587
ok guraspic

>>714056774
why would they do 15 hours of JRPGs in a row

>french
gaaaaah

HON HON HON

>>714056774
>Mario Kart Wii (no skips)
Aren't the skips the most technical and coolest part about the speed run or at least the most flashy? Though maybe it trivializes the game too much so I might be wrong about them being the best part.

>golden sun
>randomizer
>bingo
why? randomizer of a game nobody gives a shit about with bingo on top

post the french bgm

>unintelligible french commentary
was already thinking about going to bed, that seals it

>>714056979
have them all at the start of the week i guess?

>>714056979
Fills up time I guess but seems kinda strange to put at a time when most viewers in EU and NA could watch.

Nobody gonna rate golden sun?

Rating Golden Sun a B
From what I've seen of it it was quite impressive and the runner wasn't grating
I actually love jrpg runs so today will be comfy as fuck

>>714057068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhGCvI6iKDg

Je suis monte!

>>714056774
lmfao

>>714057185
pardon..

>>714057225
Stream 2 will save us, trust the plan.

>>714057156
>>714057159
F garbage

>>714057156
C

>>714057262
Are you sure about that?

>>714057159
>>714057156
boring fucking sleep tier shit.
F rating

>>714057313
Nevermind, it's fugged.

>>714057313
It's in a good spot, you have either shorter games or an RPG, which is what second stream is for.

>>714057156
>>714057159
B it was a fine run

>>714057156
>>714057159
B for Bingo

>>714057163
thanks king

>>714057156
D for Dichloroisocyanuric acid to clean this boring run from my memories.

>>714057313
>for over an hour there will be a FF run on both streams
Who the FUCK scheduled this??

>>714057374
>3 hours of yakuza during 6 hours of dragon quest

>>714057468
>Who the FUCK scheduled this??
a gdq spy

God damn, AEtienne is still up and helping with commentary. What a lad

>>714057968
if he didn't have a heavy French accent he'd potentially be up there with the best commentators
His eyes look like he took something to stay up though lmao

>>714058085
i feel like he's gotten better over the years, or maybe i'm just better at understanding him. feel like i used to literally be unable to tell what he was saying. either way, just nice to a see a face i recognize at this point

>>714058212
Aetienne is easily one of the best silent warriors of ESA, never been part of the drama and just enjoys speedrunning and been around decade now.

>>714057468
Yeah that sucks. How am I supposed to watch both at the same time?

>>714058307
based

>>714058307
cringe

>>714058267
True. Who cares if Nikoheart or Lovare left? Real ones like Etienne are the true soul of the event.

This frogs eyes have been permanently O.O since the event started

>>714055220
Ah, you must be referring to Cyanne
https://www.youtube.com/@Cyanne/videos
Good stuff

damn

is aetienne on coke or something? eyes are looking nutty right now

>>714058725
booba!

>>714058812
Lots of baguette

what the fuck is this schedule for today? only 8 runs in 24 hours on stream 1, that's an average of 3 hours per run. thursday has a ton of short runs, they couldn't mix this shit around a little more instead of putting all the snore fest shit on one day? i swear to god, it should not be that hard to put together a sensible schedule but these marathons always fuck it up

>>714050432
I like all the new people there this time

>>714058998
Theres no new people though

this guy's fucking nuts i think

for migger purposes

>>714059029
Ok people who haven't really had the spotlight before
Sick of huds, argick, and skenmy

>>714057156
I love Golden sun, but I hate randomizers. C-

>>714058958
This is what happens when your scheduling team quits and you have to rely on ChatGPT to put together a “hype schedule”

>>714059138
Yes I am glad theres no Josh run this ESA

>>714059327
They were pretty much getting forced out anyway over Edenal and Planks' petty ego bullshit, so they fucked off and left the tossers to it.

>gdq rerun has almost the same amount of viewers as esa
grim

>jrpgs split in different days
noo why cant they put them all together
>jrpgs in a row
noo why are they in a row
>stream 2 final fantasy 1 28 hours run
heck yeah 28 hours of jrpg fuck stream 1 nigs im not going to sleep today so i can watch the entire thing

>>714059705
I don't blame them, I'm bored as fuck of Hollow Knight runs showing up all the time.

>>714059832
your marathon should not have more than one 3+ hour jrpg run (unless it's some meme shit for stream 2). problem solved

hollow knight is such a kino fight

choke knight

The Stranger of Paradise gigachad is back on Stream 2

RATE
Hollow Knight

>>714060935
SSS

>>714060935
B pretty comfy

>>714060935
A+

>>714060935
B for BEtienne.

>>714060935
A

>>714060872
based

>>714060935
B

>>714060935
d-
tired of hollow knight runs

>>714060935
C

>>714061005
hoooly, it's the crimson chin himself

this is actually insanity

>>714061097
perfect time for sleep

>>714061097
yeah its the stream 2 slot

>>714061097
It's a stream 2 day. It almost overlaps with the start of this massive fucking block

>>714060935
A

>>714060935
A

>>714061097
based ESA gods giving me plenty of time tomorrow to do stuff other than watch ESA

>>714059832
I love RPG runs, they without fail deliver on some Anon with a short attention span losing his mind.

It's very nearly as funny as the Anon who goes apeshit about about saving in a speedrun.

>>714061097
I wonder why they didn't just put both FF runs on stream 2, one after the other. It seems like such an obvious choice, just dedicate stream 2 to the FF lovers for a whole day, so they can chill there with no time pressure, while the haters can watch their regular stuff without interruption. I wonder what's the reasoning behind mixing it up.

>>714060935
A

What runs are you guys looking forward to?
me:
>R&C trilogy (now)
>Harry potter and the chamber of secrets
>Ratchet deadlocked
>Mirror's edge
>Spider-man miles morales
>NFS carbon
>hitman world of assassination
>the 2 PS1 spider-man games
>Dishonored
>Crysis 2

>>714061247
>Spider-man miles morales
why?

>>714061247
Whatever the unlisted run of Tim's will be.

>>714061228
they're already blowing a whole day on stream 2 to ff9, guess they thought a second day of all ff on stream 2 would be too much

>>714061293
Because I've never seen a speedrun of that before and it was an enjoyable game.

>>714061247
idk what this oot/sm64/pokemon/dark souls run is supposed to actually be on stream 2 tomorrow, but i am intrigued to find out

>>714061247
>>Harry potter and the chamber of secrets
cool i had the ps1 version might bring back some memories

>>714061247
I'll have FF 7 Rebirth in the background because I have to work.

>>714061247
Necrodancer

>>714061247
Why are they allowing Harry Potter on their marathon. Don't they know how many trans people will commit suicide because of it?

6 hour "speed"run...

>>714061247
mostly just looking forward to thursday/friday when we get these long blocks of shorter runs. should be fun

Seems like a pretty alright day until the graveyard shift.

>>714061498
>beating a 100 hour game in 6 hours is not a speedrun
Whatever you say retard-kun

Nothing weird about these runners

>>714061005
Definitely has some Habsburg blood in him

>sony slop
wake me up when the real runs start again

hmmm...

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

I would say this is troon but considering the uk flag it wouldn't suprise me if this was a real woman.

that's one hell of a neck

>>714061721
copy that

These slow movement segments immerse me so much..

>>714060935
D idnt watch
So B oring

>>714061721
And one hell of a chin on stream two

Bro is BOGGED

>>714061559
>>714061581
>>714061641
>>714061693
Jumping at shadows again, lol.

>>714061693
we have qts here too

>>714061875
/v/ calls any woman that isn't a 10/10 qt3.14 a troon

>>714061904
Cutest girl there

Which is not saying much

>>714061916
thats a tranny voice you tranny

>>714061971
Brother she literally looks and sounds like your average UK woman.
Go outside sometimes.

>>714061846
>>714061861

>>714060008
Is axel on this event his run was comfy

>>714062030
kek

>>714061949
not the cutest at the marathon but still cute

>>714062029
It's a male voice

>>714062029
ignore tranny posters

>>714061916
Shit's funny as fuck, I don't think anything will top when some of them were trying to work out if TinyTim was one on the first time he was at a GDQ.
>>714062029
Looks like she'd normally be dishing out sausage rolls at Greggs.

>>714062029
>Brother she literally looks and sounds like your average UK woman.
>Go outside sometimes.
What if I don't live in bongland?

>>714062029
>she literally looks and sounds like your average UK woman
the UTTER STATE of that ACCURSED island...

I blinked and they already merc' quark wtf

>>714062279
Out of bound skips all the way.

>>714061846
>>714061861
>He bought?

just woke up in time for ff7 rebirth

stream 2 gawds eating good toeday

Is there something like an ESA donation tracker, like the one for GDQ?

https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq

>>714061641
that's a biological woman

run invalid

>Final Fantasy VII
>followed by
>Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
>followed by
>Dragon Quest XI S
Who the fuck approved this shit, and what drugs were they on?

>>714061641
Thats the look of a woman that will offer a sympathetic smile as she tells you they're all out of cornish pasties for the day

>>714062718
me

>>714062718
JRPG SWEEP

>>714062718
stream 2 time baby

>>714062663
Not since they moved to tiltify.

Probably helps them embezzle more funds from the donors.

>>714062043
I find it funny how they put her and her boyfriend's run in stream 2 so they don't clog up the main event's schedule with another overestimate run.

>>714061904
>septum ring
why

>>714062663
I habe a script collecting viewer, donation and chat for both streams info since the beginning of this ESA and trying to cobble together an UI by vibe coding.

/v/ said ff7rebirth is woke but then I played it and it was less gay than ff8

>>714063087
Based, good luck!

>>714062948
Thanks, yeah I saw some Tiltify stats while searching, but those obviously only start at 2024, so not really useful for a comparison. Best source I could find is the Wiki page which has a listing of passt marathons and the donations raised for each of them.

>>714063085
between the planes and shit

>>714061130
what is hotaru thinking right now?

>>714061451
This ain’t gdq bruh

man these speedrun events sure are a genetics world exhibition every time

>>714063645
Yeah, it's only on GDQ's banned game list, not Twitch's or anything.

BSG even had one of it's event organizers running a Harry Potter game a few years back.

>>714064274
Turns out Europeans can differentiate between a story and its creator.

>>714063256
Rebirth is good, cringechuds just saw a screenshot of a black npc you dont even interact with and got assblasted lmao

Rate Ratchet and Clank, if you even care to.

>>714064361
With games you're extra step removed from the original creator, because developers are just people doing a job assigned to them. Something like Harry Potter games are more likely to come from some executives' direction after nabbing the license, rather than devs choosing it

>>714064520
D for didnt watch

>>714063256
It's almost like /v/ posters don't play video games

>>714064520
I just woke up, so I uhhhh uhh Lea.

Are we all in stream 2?

>>714064520
A for fun and enjoyable

>>714064520
C

Will NG+ Hardmode crush my balls?

>>714064537
Even more so when it's older stuff, like the lego ones and the PS2 games and shit that were just knocked out license deal ones that the original creator probably had no idea even existed.

>>714064520
I'm doin' him a C

>>714064569
lmao

>>714063256
Most people who complain about things like that do not play video games.

>>714064456
The bigger problem with it that it is riddled with Ubisoft slop tier activities you disingenous troon faggot

anybody else know this feel

>>714064606
depends on the game I guess?

>>714064992
I talmking bout the stream 2 game

>>714065020
and what game is that

>>714064953
i only know the feel of CUM IN PLUM

>>714065067
Finale Fantasie Pfau Ie Ie Wiedergeburt

>>714064520
S for speedy

Mario Kart let's gooo

woah 3 lap races??

oh me oh my i sure hope donkey kong wins!!

why don't they ever speedrun Double Dash? I liked Double Dash

>>714065391
Nobody had a GC, everyone had a wii, the real question is why we don't get more DS runs

>>714064853
The original ff7 is filled with stupid activities too, subhuman chud. V-fags are never satisfied, no wonder y’all die virgins
>>714064520
C

>>714065391
they could do co-op

how would you beat this kind of guy online?

>32 Tracks (No Skips)
>proceeds to do a bunch of skips on every track

>>714065614
I find him offline and beat him up.

are there any upcoming dk runs?

>>714065617
Could you post this again with that one inquisitive cat image?

Why are Finns so cool?

Is the FF7 remake even finished yet?
>>714065754
They live in an oppressive environment where the only lifestyle is perkele.

10.000$

>>714065797
Its a trilogy so the third game is rumored to come 2027 for current gen systems

i like how literally every runner gets triggered by "ur too slow" and they still keep it in

uhh americabros...we are filthy???

Burgers catching strays while they're all asleep

>>714065754
But I'm not.

>>714065854
Edenal thinks it's hilarious to have it spam sounds.

We're just lucky they got rid of the bumper one.

>>714065885
Start speedrunning then!

DK Summit theme...

>>714065879
I'm awake but I lower the volume when they scream about donos, so I didn't hear it. Better luck next time, yuros.

Those sure seem like skips.

>>714065754
Eternal biting cold makes humans go a bit strange over time.
You're either lunatics like Russians or a little odd like Finns.

>>714065946
The guild has authorized those skips and they are no longer considered skips. Never say skips again, thank you.

>>714065917
But I'm not gay.

>>714065946
They mean "no major track negating skips" I guess

>>714065946
>

>>714065946
For "skip" they probably mean no ramping off a rock to bounce on a dude's forehead to narrowly clear over an invisible wall to complete the lap in .5 seconds.

why did this british singer of a boy band decide to comment the mario kart wii speedrun at esa summer 2025

>>714066313
Well say that then.

>>714066321
Mario Kart Wii is goated like that fr

>>714065946
The category should be named 'As God intended'

>>714065912
I forgot that was a thing. Maybe they stopped using it because the big fat retard isnt there anymore.

>fucking missed the entirety of day 1 and 2
AAAARGHHHH

>>714066341
You're expected to be able to draw the line between a "skip" and a "shortcut".

is it hard to mod a wii? id like to play online

>>714066494
you're not on /v/ all day long? cmon man

>>714066494
tourist
>>714066504
retard

>>714066564
retard hard, huh?

>>714066608
No anon, im calling you a retard.
For obvious reason.

>>714066378
Probably yeah, sounds like they got rid of him as part of their genius plan to keep cycling staff so nobody is in place long enough to know their job better than Edenal or Planks think they do.
>>714066504
It's easy as fuck to softmod them.

>>714066678
Oh, well. Fuck you.

>>714066684
Sick, thanks, anon.

TROONIE count so far? and cringe highlights?

>>714066678
And those reasons are?

>>714066747
Um I don't know a lot about that but the current run is pretty fun! :D

>every two seconds
>every two seconds
>every two seconds
>every two seconds
>uhhhh.... what was I talking about?

For what reason are BOMB cars allowed in the Mario world? In the middle of a city?

>>714066848
Thanks, Lunaa

>please donate
>please

My paypal is still blacklisted for doing chicken nuggie donations

why are ads during live streams a thing?

>>714066415
>boohoo they were sexualizing me for no reason

stupid slampig!

>>714067185
ESA gets the money and they're desperate for it right now since they've been bleeding corporate sponsors left and right.

>>714066684
>le evil edenal
This is the most soulful esa in over 5 years. I know you faggots love the gossip, like middle-aged woman, but its for the better without it.
>>714066739
No fuck you.
>>714066758
You can google it in 1 second. If you are too stupid for that youll never hack your wii.

OH NO

Oh, well.

LMAO CATAQUACKED

HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER SEEN IT GET THAT BAD

He saved it

God I hate when the dono reader is louder than the runners. Years of this shit in the major marathons.

>>714067225
Hey FUCK you, bitchbreath

>>714067225
I typed "is it hard to mod a wii" on google and the answer it came up with was "yes".

Fuck it. What's a good name for Cloud? I got 9 characters

>>714067357
Claudia.

>>714067357
Claude

>>714067357
Snowboi

I wonder if the AI rubberbands in World as well.

>>714067357
Klaus

>>714067308
Shut up you i-di-ot
>>714067349
Google seems to know you.

>>714067225
Hi Edenal

>>714067357
ExSOLDIER

>>714067452
no, grumpy gus

>>714067357
Lakitu

>>714067357
Sephiroth

>>714067357
Guyman

How are you holding up in the heat lads?

>>714067469
Xd lolz
>>714067482
I just dont like idiots. What can i say.

>>714067563
with a fan

>>714067563
Horribly. I had 17°C tonight.

>>714067563
It's cool here

>>714067563
I dunno its getting pretty crazy!

>>714067580
you smell like dogwater

Why's it always Funky?

>>714067659
16c for me

>>714067563
Fan to my face. 33° and climbing

>>714067563
Floridaman here, I have the A/C running 18 hours a day. Can't complain much.

>>714067563
Staying in the shade, having a fan on, hydrating, the usual stuff.

>>714067859
why didnt he just respect the cataquack

Any good webms or images from the marathon so far?

>>714067659
fuaaark

>>714067859
what the FUCK was his problem?

>>714067859
What the fuck was his problem

>>714067897
:o

>>714067843
are you a fan of the orlando magic?

Chocobo sexo

>>714067859
Mario kart is a skill based game btw

is mk world better than mk wii

>>714067563
I bought a shitty portable airco a few years ago when the temperature inside got to 40C. Shitty old building that traps heat, so always +10C warmer inside than outside. Probably best purchase in my life, now can maintain around 25C

Reminder to clean your a/c filter

uhhh sadloserbros?

this game has a lot more soul than mkw

>>714068513
im a happyloser =)

>>714067563
been painting fences outside today, webm is me

should pausing be allowed in time trials?

>>714068638
Worse for the runner and any potential viewer while also clearly being unintended.
So no.

why do they always speedrun mario kart? can't they speedrun a hard racing game?

Guys don't forget to designate your posts. For example:

"Haha that was neat!

-Stream 1"

Shut the FUCK up

>>714068638
Why wouldn't it be?

>>714068803
mk is normie and gets peoples attention and maybe even money

modnation racers will get 2 bucks at most

>>714068803
They do Trackmania sometimes.

I remember the music in this area in ff7r driving me crazy but I loved it visually

That's disgusting! Why would they even do this during a speedrun?

-Stream 3

>>714068839
>10 hour run of Rance Quest
I love this game but it isn't a good speedrun
- Stream 3

Oh, I thought ESA was done? Or maybe it's just winter?

Rate MK Wii!

RATE mario kart

>>714068981
>>714068982
A

>>714068982
C

>>714068981
>>714068982
C+, it was fine.

>>714068981
>>714068982
B

>>714068981
>>714068982

C

>>714068981
>>714068982
A+. High-energy and informative, even if the runner choked a few times.
The zoomer on the couch pulled this up two full ranks btw

>>714068981
>>714068982
C+ enjoyable but not outstanding in any way

>>714068981
>>714068982
Me? Gongaga.

>>714068981
I'm doin' him a B

>>714068981
>>714068982
C

>>714068981
>>714068982
B
solid

>>714068981
>>714068982
B

European zoomers.. fascinating

>>714068982
A

>>714068839
S̷̛̭̜̳͍̦͂̈́̀͊͑̒͋̋̔̓̊͘̚͜͝ų̸̧͍̭̜͇̞̰͕̮͓͉̮̠̥͛̍̄̒̏̽͛̍̈́͝ŗ̶̛̤͕͈̰͇̀e̶̬̝̰̜̜̞͖̼̗͇͌̐̄̀̏̑̐͊̐̎̈̕͜ͅ ̴̙̭̜̾̌͆̐̍̎t̸͉̦̩̤͖̮͆̒͒͜͠ḩ̵̨̙͍͓̣̔͌̑̾̽̎͂͋̊̀͛̋̏͝ͅͅi̵͍̹͙̮̙͒̀̒̾̕͝ņ̴̢͔̞̘̯̩͛͒̆̈́̈́̀͑͋̓͂͌͑̓̃͝ͅg̶̨̡̛͙̼͈͔̘̬̿̆́̂́͛̽͂̕͜͝͝͝ ̵̘̮̠̞̩͈̪̠̳̱̱̥͓̆̋̈́̍̍̈̃͐͂̋͂͐͜͠b̷̢̨͙̹͉̬͈̱͖̾̒͆̉̉̄̈́̀̈́̏̋͗̚͝u̴̢̳̘̼͖̦̟̼̤̟͈̗̒̈́͊̉̈́͜d̸̛̫̦͕̗͍̪̤̙̯̿͆̆̆͝ͅd̸̨̺̱̪̆͒̇̈́͂̉͑͝y̸͈̪̖̘͇͔͇̞̦͐̎͊̄̔̒͌̿̕̚͠͝ͅ!̶̧̛͖͓̭̰̙̳͇͚!̸̧̧̢͇̘͙̥̠̰̠͇̓̾̎͋̍̕͠ ̵̜̩̮̜̪̳͂̏̇͒́̂̌̐͘̕̕̕Ľ̷͚̭͙͖̣̩̘̣̝͉̠͉̆̒͐̄̽̓́́̎̐͝͝͠ò̵͉̖͗̒v̸̻̘̼̹̭̦̱̇̀͛̀̀́͊̈͋̽̿͘͘͠e̸̘̒̓̆̇̾̒̋͗̿̈́͊͝͝ ̵̨̨̬̦̱̫̬̻̤͖̫̓y̸̡̢̧͉̳̦̦͉̖̼̞͚̭̺͉̓͛̽͋̍̈́̋o̴̧͍͙̘͕̹̝̜̭̦̠̠̓̋̓̏̒̄́͊̕ù̷̧̨̨͓̯̦̱̩̣̺̳͓̮̑̎͌̾̓̒̇̕̚͜͠!̶̛̯̺͓̠̫͚͓̃͆͆̍͆̆̑̕̚ͅ

- Stream 3̸̛̛̛͎̳̩̝̞̯̼̥̀̊͗̀̓̀͂̋̓̃̋͌͌̆̀̒̋͐̔̄͆̐̓͐͌͂̏̾͐̽̆̽̽̑̓͌͌͌̓͒̑͘͘͘̕͠

I can't believe she's still going

-cum in Plum room

>>714069045
If you ignore his cringy retarded jokes the guy on the couch was actually very informative.

i wanna fuck taht little twink

stream 1

>>714068982
C+ for Cataquack attack

this speedrun is fucking unbelievable SSS++ tier

stream 3

this speedrun is fucking cringe ZZZ-- tier

stream 3

Tainted tali got that nerd girl wanna be queen bee energy, you know the dumpy type that got into nerd shit just to make the boys orbit her

>no sexy plum shirt this year
no money from me then!

>>714069483
imagine her TAINT

This guy is hanging from the ceiling

-snake rattle n roll runner's room

CTR is better

>>714069483
Problem is even by nerd standards she is immensely unattractive

>>714069582
Wrong.
Sex with Kneesocks
Scanty

hey let me out of here i've been trapped here for years

-macbat 64 runners room

Damn Aesmah got rid of his IT-Expert in the 90s ponytail and gone bald. Good on him.

>>714069646
There is no runners room. You heard pipes settling in the hotel.

>>714069682
>i got cancer
>oh shit i forgot it's alzheimer!

Granny on stream 1

Indi time!!

>>714068981
B-, I suppose

>>714069390
she ok?

>>714069483
She's still cool for making Ladeur have a meltdown and quit, just by being relatively popular with the audience during an end of marathon thing.

wow nice audience esa

Nyooo I haven't played this yet

real woman alert

>>714069646
Mr. Macbat will finally be freed on July 12th during SGDQ.

>>714069839
I wonder how it feels to have the entire audience leave right before YOUR run...

>nobody in main stream room audience
>1 person in stream 2 audience
uhhh

Hoping for a fun Indy run

Wow, such a great commentary

where the hell is everyone

no cutscene skipping?

>>714069928
they are all eating kötbullar or whatever

Say something, my inner voices are getting louder

I was excited to see an Indy speedrun, but these people have the excitement and personality of a sack of dead beavers.

Feels like the incentive should've been to skip all cutscenes

Ok wtf I am going back to stream 2 wtf lmao is this

>>714069987
Idk, the game does a good job of being entertaining here.

The room is stacked

that indiana jones game is so fucking ugly lmao what the fuck

Are they gonna speak? Like... at all?

>>714069871
you know they're just gonna lock him up again after
>retarded hispanic npc on the Indy stream
did they give this guy down's or something?

FAT

Is this just a recreation the movie?

is the stream muted? Whats going on?

>>714069871
Different runner though, unless Macbat64 will release the previous runner when it claims the new one.

why is stream 1 so quiet in comparison to stream 2

>>714070058
What? It looks great.

Did anyone else hear a coin noise?

>>714069874
An autist wouldn't even noticed, in fact he would prefer it.

Maybe I don't remember FF7 that well, but it feels like Rebirth added a lot of filler shit.

Adios senór

are spaniards usually so cowardly

>>714070035
Dilate of destiny really fucked all the enjoymend out of the franchise.

>>714070109
incredible

>>714070109
You know you could watch the actual movie instead.

>>714070168
these doughy graphics look so weird

they made a movie based off this game?

Everybody went to the Cum in Plum room

>skipping cutscenes
huh?

>>714070089
yea kinda

>>714070270
baka...

so when the couch actually is giving commentary (MK run) this retarded german spastic of a host refuses to shut up
but when the commentary is literally cremation levels he shuts the fuck up
fuck this bald german douche

>>714070109
It's like 50% amazing and 50% absolute dogshit, no middle ground, wtf?

>>714070306
game

> a black man broke in to steal your stuff and you need to beat him up
They wanted to be authentic with the 1980s racism era.

>>714070338
Thats how normal humans work anon.

>>714070132
>Rebirth added a lot of filler shit
Considering Remake, the first part, was made into a 50 hour game based on Midgar, a 3 hour part of the original game, Rebirth is rather tame..

>>714070395
go back, hanz

>>714069987
>fin, brit and a german

How is this Indiana Jones game anyway?

>>714070546
Mediocre

>>714070480
>fin, brit and a german
with their three powers combined...
what glorious meal would they cook up?

>>714070597
Persistent fella

>>714070617
a sosig in a pie with sauerkraut and potatoes as a side with mämmi

>>714070617
sausages and vodka

>>714070674
Would eat

>>714070413
Crazy. At least Midgar is cool enough to expand that section a bit, even if 50 hours is too much. But this game just has weird filler, like earlier in the run they were doing a random beach episode. Never when I was playing FF7 have I ever thought I wanted a beach episode.

>>714056774
>only watch these during work as background noise
man, I hate ESA now.

Which one of you fags said yesterday that this FF7 remake speedrun would be great?

>>714056774
>off to work soon
>come home to DQXI until I fall sleep
Not bad.

>>714070861
>Never when I was playing FF7 have I ever thought I wanted a beach episode.
but booba

>>714070617
black pudding, mustamakkara and currywurst

>>714070941
MODS MODS MODS

>>714070941
boo

>an hour of indiana jones torture left
>3 hours of FF shit left
night and day how much better yesterday was

>>714070861
homo

>>714067563
Fine. Euros seriously don't use/have AC? Grim. Third world countries use AC now

>>714070983
Got a laugh out of me this time

>>714071020
they think you dont need ac here in europe but then they cry about the heat all summer

>>714070941
saar that looks delicious

>>714071020
I don't need AC. I just take my shirt off. I also don't cry about the heat. I can handle -30C to +30C no problem.

>>714071020
I have AC but my apartment never gets hot enough in the summer so I don't turn it on

>>714070941
r/poopfromabutt

>>714071149
you should stop lying

>it's another Barret & Red XIII chapter
why?

>>714067859
kek this is so good

>>714071201
Go shill your ACs elsewhere, merchant.

>>714070941
That looks like poo.

>>714071336
If your shit looks like that, you need a better diet.

>>714071481
or less internal bleeding.

>>714071216
tifa's boyfriends

*KRRRHHHMMM*

Damn this esa is boring

The fuck were they thinking

>>714071672
They needed to fill the space up, supposedly chatGPT was used for the schedule too.

>>714071160
>>714071149
"I super pinky promise to not complain about mildly high temperatures I SWEAR"

Is the Indiana Jones game really that bad as Synthetic Chud said?

>>714071807
you sound insecure

>>714071672
They weren't. Edenal and Planks were too busy banning people and alienating their community to put together a decent schedule.

>in an hour we will be having a 6 hour og FF7 """speed"""run on stream 1 while there's a 6 hour FF7 remake """speed"""run on stream 2
FUCKING WHY
I HATE RPG NIGGERS SO MUCH

Yuffie

>>714071951
You don't have to watch

>>714072040
my wife

one of my feet is currently in a tiny bath of cleaning soda. AMA

>>714072153
why are you gay
why have you made that choice

>>714072153
Why only one?

>>714072153
>cleaning soda
What?

Wew, what's wrong with Cid's face in this game?

>>714072247
A soda that cleans.

>>714072258
no cigarette, the biggest character trait

>>714071951
but wait there is more
after that 6 hour ff7 run make sure to turn in to 3 hours of paper mario: the thousand year door followed by a 5.5 hours run of dragon quest xi s
enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~

>>714070941
Now add some lingonberry jam and you're set for a delicious meal/snack.

>>714072319
That too, but his face looks atrocious

>>714072153
that shit doesnt work
just go to the doctor and get some pills bro

>>714072210
it started when my dad left us after i was born. after that, i was never gonna make it, also i dislike troons, so i turned gay to spite them

>>714072231
i only cut one of my feet on a broken glass last night. The wound is right under my second largest toe. fuckin sucks

>>714072247
that white powder stuff you can clean with, not the fizzy drink. i'm not sure if its actually the same as baking soda

thanks for coming to my ted talk

>>714072289
don't be smart with me mister. I mean why cleaning soda, the fuck is wrong with your foot?

>>714072432
>it started when my dad left us after i was born. after that, i was never gonna make it, also i dislike troons, so i turned gay to spite them

fuck me i wrote that horribly

>page 9
UHHHH
BAKIE

>>714072432
I've never heard anyone using a cleaning soda as a disinfectant like that. What I do know is that it's abrasive and cause irritation or even pain if you rub it. Use hydrogen peroxide or visit a doctor.

wow this game loves its slow walking segments

>>714072630
Which one?

>boulder = page 10
GOTTA MIG

>>714072630
>game
It's a movie animation.

>>714072656
india jones

>>714072692
So I guess it's both then.

>>714072656
Both of them.

>>714072660
I'll hold it off, go on without me

>keeping the thread clean of faggots

Sometimes you're alright yanitard

>>714072153
Why do my gums hurt again? I brush and floss daily

>>714072753
kek

>>714072778
Anon not so smart

>>714072153
Your foot comes off?

>>714071149
>I just live like an animal
Dang that's government propaganda worked so good on you.

>>714069582
demon sister's what

>easy mode makes the fighter planes into stormtroopers
lol

4090 gpu eh? Pretty good graphics.

>>714073138
>>714073165
It's aiming for the authentic movie atmosphere.

>>714071149
>I don't need AC. I just take my shirt off. I also don't cry about the heat. I can handle -30C to +30C no problem.

>>714072852
probably scurvy
throw a dubloon over your right shoulder at noon every 3rd day or when the wind blows west and make sure to button every second button on your shirt and put your belt through only the loops on your left side.

>>714072258
japs dont know what a 55 year old white man is supposed to look like i guess so they just remade the pirate guy from ff12

>>714067563
i turned on the ac when my room hit 32C

new thread doko

miggers
>>714073396
>>714073396
>>714073396

>>714073272
My temperature indoors is always the same whether it's -30 or +30. It's well built house

>>714073452
migging out