Thread 714052620

>Go outside all girls are chopped
>Play a game all girls are chopped
>"WHY ARE MEN NOT APPROACHING WOMEN ANYMORE?"
it's because you're chopped, you're fucking chopped

GIRLS ARE NOT REAL
WAKE UP

>chopped
zoomer slang is so stupid. blood eagles for broccoli heads

>>714052824
You'll never be a conversational rizzler, unc

>>714052620 (OP)
>chopped
What the fuck does that mean? Translate this for me.

Bro slid in with negative rizz, got chopped, took an L, then blamed the NPCs

>>714053029
a huzz u aint finna rizz
see that ish in a sentence
>that bich a bop and she CHOPPED! ainobody wanna bitch

got it now unc?

>>714053226
Sort of, is it specific to physically chopped or can their personality also be chopped?

>>714053329
dang u learning. both. blud just performed a +2000 aura off rip

I hate the niggerification of language

imma perform battery on these braods blud

>>714053707
I like how mad it makes people, you can't convince me they're doing it for any other reason

>>714052620 (OP)
Who chopped them?
Was it Hassan?

>>714053707
Evil cannot create anything new, it can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.

>>714053707
'em

Just go to Japan anon-san

This shit got me fippin, brah. This shit is no skeet. This shit is straight doobie. I'm toilin dawg. I'm waxed out my nig. I'm too posted to care my dude. It's crazy how zoomed out I am right now. Anyone tries anything on me today imma reflex. Best believe imma reflex on these fellies. Never let em catch you glidin. Brah did that once and they janked his ass no cuffs. Word to all my real slappers.

>>714053736
Watch this
You're gonna love my nuts

>>714052620 (OP)
Post your face.

I GENUINELY thought chopped meant a tranny the chopped his dick off. Is that not what it means?

>>714053226
ts pmo

dint xpec 2 c niggas using chopped in 4chins, synbau ts pmtfo

>>714052620 (OP)
What the fuck does this mean
Their chair? their tits?

bro brought ig comment energy to youtube shorts, that ish aint ishing

>>714052620 (OP)
>I'm too autistic to go out with a woman
It's better to be a faggot than a loner, anon.

>>714054617
>chair
I don't know why I pressed c

>>714052620 (OP)
>who let bro cook???? :brainexplode:
>crashout was absolute cinema frfr! :skull:
Can we please make the captcha's a question in l33t speak?

>>714052620 (OP)
nice pic, saved

Go to thiird world countries and you'll notice the local language has a LOT of references to food and eating. My guess is that has something to do with culture. In places where food wasn't always guaranteed, the importance of food in language is higher.

I swear this is all coming from low iq nigs in food deserts or south american illegals.

>>714052902
zoomers are unc
gen alpha are teens already

>>714053707
Hasn't that been a phrase for ages? Basically having no energy left so you fall asleep, or is that just in the UK?

>>714053029
chopped off yo dick

>>714055308
Nah, different use based on context clues. It kind of sounds like a driving term used to indicate that someone violently loses control.

>>714053029
circumcised

>>714053029
mtf

>>714052620 (OP)
>>714053707
>>714054089
Why don't White people just make new slang all the time instead?

>>714053029
There's this guy named Butcher Pete

>>714054204
>Posts a pic of a retard class
Even there tards are better than ours

>>714056441
I hope you can appreciate the irony of this post someday.

>>714054367
to cook is to do good, part of cooking is cutting, chopping. Also with brit chav and nig speak accents Top sounds like Chop.

>>714052620 (OP)
This thread is shit and offtopic but I want to kiss Jar Jar on the lips

>>714053707
My students are all saying "oh my days" to express frustration which I assume they got from like a tiktok of a fucking grandma or something.

>>714056228
We did. Hundreds of thousands of words.

>>714056228
High enough literacy to meet all the expressive needs, without the need to patch up your pidgin when your elders die at 36 in a territorial dispute, taking their vernacular with them.

>>714056932
Oh my days is from british english, they probably all watch the same british youtuber.

>>714056932
there's been a trend with zoomers sometimes using old timey phrases last one I heard was "waffling" and just generally speaking like how someone from the 1800s would talk,I like it I wish they did it more

>>714052620 (OP)
you are a retarded fucking incel kill yourself asap

>>714053707
I grow tried of the White erasure of our langauge as well.
Very sad.

>>714053792
They are doing it because they are low IQ and hate Whites.

>>714057594
It's not just about expression, it's about trying to differentiate yourself and add your culture to the language and build upon it.
>>714057562
It needs to be done again, White people need to drop english and make a language exclusive to us.

>>714054089
LOL!!
I relate to that guy so much! :)

>>714057975
Yeah, people like you. You take it too seriously, they can talk normally if they want to, they just don't because it's funnier that way.

>>714058159
>dude I'm being anoying and retarded on purpose
>you have to accept that, well because you just have to ok!

>>714058030
Tell me about the culture that's being to English

>>714058030
Just let them keep devolving it until what they are speaking is no longer english.

>>714058415
Let me let the Smithsoinan fill you in.

>>714058629
How horrible!

>>714058339
They really don't want you to accept it, they want you to, as the kids say, crash out.

>>714058629
I prefer to laze around at my leisure, paying no attention to the time of day and having no concept of a schedule. I do as I please when I please. I care not for money except as a means to make my life easier and more comfortable, which leads me to work the bare minimum (though I will make sure to do my job well). Gratification is useless to me; comfort is king.
Win at all costs mentality but since I've already won at life I never compete.

Zoomerspeak feels so fucking forced and fake
I don't understand why the little shits can't just speak normally

>>714058629
It's super fucking funny to me that they take this stuff seriously enough that they've attempted to decolonize things by removing time and appointments from shit like university faculties and it instantly destroys all productivity, and it turns out you actually do need deadlines and set work hours for most things to happen.

>>714053792
zoomies literally worship niggers that's why they do it