Thread 714055462

Chad.

>>714055462 (OP)
Girl here, he hot
Playable when?

>>714055462 (OP)
total bitch slamming
tackle a whore in plain sight, slam dunk a child into train tracks, collide into mothers

>Bodychecks the megane 10 ft into the air and over the train barrier
So why didn't this dude become an NFL football star?

God I can't wait till she gets added

>>714055462 (OP)
>the whole subway is mine for the slammin'!
Ahahahahahahahaha!

>>714056006
Next month....maybe

Why did they change the writer? The story is kino.

I want the menhera.

Freckles girl spotted

SLAMCHADS... RISE THE FUCK UP!

How do you even respond to this

>a w*m*n speaks in my presence
GET SLAMMED GET SLAMMED

>>714056383
Cute

>>714055652
Why are chinks so boring? Even zzz are making the siblings strong warriors instead of the comfy shut in nerds they were

>>714055962
Does nipland even have an American football league?

>>714055462 (OP)
her outfit should be brown not yellow because my future wife is a cute cinnamon roll

>>714055652
>>714055462 (OP)
Qrd?
There is ANOTHER Persona 5 spinoff?

>>714055962
Aaaah breaking little girls dream!

>baseball tomboy is the default girl
LET'S
FUCKING
GO

>>714056629
You know damn well what this is you've been in every single thread asking the same retard fucking question like you haven't a clue because you're mad at some imaginary things concerning this Gacha game
Get new material or something ffa

>walks in the subway
>Every day's great at your Ju-ACK!

>>714055462 (OP)
swiggity swooty, coming for the train slammin'

>>714056730
Oh anon that's nothing.
>Game lacks something
>Totally new anon: uuuh does this game have that? I always liked that
>Totally not the same anon: no, it doesn't
>Totally new anon: *avatarfags as depressed cat* AAAAH??? Really?? How??? I wanted THAT!
Depressed millennials are such a chore

>>714056762
>p4 collab
>tv killer teams up with subway slammer
kino levels are off the charts

>>714056542
Not having played the game, what's the context for the slammer?
Is he just a general miscreant, or is there something deeper to him being an asshole?

>>714056730
I didn't.
I just woke up from building ZoE Dolores kit and playing Sonic frontiers over the weekend.

>>714056871
He slams little girls, pregnant women and more women because women suck

>>714056871
He's a disgruntled washed-up athlete who hates women and the shadows are amplifying his negative emotions turning him into the SUBWAY SLAMMER.

>>714056871
He just blames women for all his problems. He's like a parody of the idea of "misogyny".

Sega and Atlus being the only based video game company once again.
I hope they don't cuck out to the chinese.

>>714056871
He's rising up against an oppressive feminist society by slam them all.
Japan has bystander syndrome and he's taking full advantage of it.

my nigga who reflects physical

>>714057314
you think reflecting physical can save you from getting SLAMMED?

>>714057314
slam is almighty desu

>>714056006
Love this archetype.

>>714056824
This game has some of the most Kino designs

>>714056006
Why don't girls dress like this irl?

>>714056542
that girl with glasses slammed her friend, what an asshole

>it was just an accident :^)
lmao the balls on this fucking guy

is this story canon within the persona universe? does it take place before or after p5? concurrently?

>>714057597
no, different timeline. p5x cast doesn't interact with the actual p5 cast ever because they're not in this timeline, nagisa can get glimpses of other timelines but nothing relating to the og p5 thieves
they do interact in the cognitive realm though

>>714057556
In this world, it's slam or be slammed

>>714056542
wtf this is funny af
is he a comic relief?

>>714057801
Why are the chinese angry at this?

Any decent characters worth reroll? How much does it take to reach at that part?

>>714055462 (OP)
>Fatlus is making bank from the weebs by using cheap chinese labourers and reusing assets again
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>714057852
No sense of humor. Honestly the best combination is chinks making the game and a jap writing since japanese are now bad at making gacha but chinks are fucking awful at writing
Koreans seems to be better since you can get funny and simple scenes with Nikke and ba, while Arknights is unplayable with all the yapping

>>714056226
ATLUS mean NO FUN ALLOWED

just be a better slammer and slam him back if you couldn't handle the king slammer

>>714057852
chinks have zero humor

>>714057852
Chinks take their gachas seriously

>>714056871
He was a former baseball player that following getting beaten by a little girl (lmao) and having a disastrous interview where he was drunk and pushy on a woman, forced to be booted off his baseball team and instead onto the sales team with the league owner covering his behavior towards (apparently multiple) women up with an injury that he got from the little girl (lmao)
He blames women for essentially starting this downward spiral that resulted in his dream of becoming a baseball star destroyed when all of it is his own fault

>>714057852
Too Japanese for the Chinese
>OMG Why doesn't the victim just fight back?
This scenario is only work in japland because of the average jap is too shy and submisive

>>714057852
gatcha fans are the most subhuman of the chinks
think about that

>>714058038
>A mans shoulder touched their waifu
Yep, they are sensitive as fuck

>>714057852
The game is flopped in China so Fatlus need to fired the writter of Chapter 1 and 2 LMAO

SLAMMED.COM

>>714057942
i actually enjoy gooks gacha stories more compare to chinks, zhang can make quality gacha but man the writing is still awful
they are completely carried by everything around the gacha except the story itself

>>714058103
Why didn't they wait till global? Global and nips seem to appreciate it more

>>714055462 (OP)
>17GB download on phones
I haven't played a gacha before, are they all like this?

>>714058071
This is the real reason. Gatcha fags are insane like those yuri fags who get mad a man is even around a woman.

>>714058124
Pretty much. Nips and Koreans seems to be way better in the story but chinks can make more quality gacha , too bad their writing sucks
If chinks are praising chapter 3 I can't fucking imagine how bad it is

If Persona 5X is written by the Chinese
>NPC Old Lady: Hello Wonder, I was going to make some Radish Soup, but the Radishes that my late husband used to love are high up on the Metaverse.
>Lufel: Wow! You used to be married, Granny?
>NPC Old Lady: Yes, dear. I was. But that was so long ago, and these knees of mine can't make the trip up the Metaverse anymore. What a long journey it is to get those Radishes, for this soup.
>Lufel: So what you're saying is that you want to get some Radishes.
>Lufel: To make some soup that your late husband used to like.
>Lufel: But you have bad knees and the Radishes are really high up there.
> Lufel: Lufel thinks we should help Granny, what do you think *eerie silence but our name is written here?
>Wonder Option A: We should
>Wonder Option B: We should but it is Option B
>NPC Old Lady: That is very kind of you two, helping out an old lady like myself that has bad knees.
>Lufel: That is what Lufel does, help people!
>NPC Old Lady: The Radishes are up the Palaces over there.
>Lufel : The Palace up there you say? We should go to the Palace up there! Come on, Lufel is on the case!
>Walks 5 feet towards the Palace
>NPC Old Lady: Do you have the Radishes that I needed for my Knee Revitalizing Radish Soup?
>NPC Old Lady: Thank you for going all this way for an old lady like me, with bad knees. Here let me teach you how to make this delicious Radi-
>Lufel interrupts: Lufel still can't believe that you were married!
>NPC Old Lady: Why yes, I was. His name was Miligant Forcynthia Hirosama, and he was a member of the Jackareni Katana Sushi Floatition of the Radish Knee Baka Sama Brigade over in Flockyototaniana and he was such a looker, with his eyes, that could see knees for days. Well, I was a young smitten...

>>714058131
not at the start. If its starting at 17 gigs then each new character and event is just gonna increase the size drastically. They'll likely add an option later down the line that lets you delete content for past story events

>>714058038
too seriously theres even attempted assassination lmao, they really need to touch some grass

>>714058196
Wuthering story and girls are so bad holy shit

why are goats allowed to slam people but not adult male

>>714058128
Because it's a Persona gacha spinoff make for Chinese market

>>714058246
Shinsisters....

I think I understand what makes Motoha so good.
Most tomboys are pretty one-note boyish and completely ignorant of femininity(chie), or are ashamed of their femininity and only show you their feminine side as a sign of affectionate vulnerability (naoto). Makoto sort of ends up being the opposite of the latter, secretly being a massive dork who loves action movies and martial arts, but what they all have in common is an imbalance between the "boyishness" and the feminine side.
Motoha perfectly balances her feminine beauty and girlishness with a shameless love of boyish interests, being eager, outgoing, sporty, and just enough of a foodie for it to be cute without being disgusting. She's the holy grail of tomboys.

>>714058254
the laws of humanity have no effect on goats. Its kinda like Israel

>>714058196
Why the fuck do Chinese do this?
Almost every Genshit impact quest is like this.

>>714058254
goats are not subject to the laws of man or nature

>>714058196
>>Wonder Option A: We should
>>Wonder Option B: We should but it is Option B

>>714058284
Shin is a lunatic yuritroon who paid jannies to remove other gachas while xer gacha thread is always dead

>>714055462 (OP)
So this guy fetish is tackling girls in the subway? Is that all he does?

>>714058387
he's a metaphor for Japan's racism to China

Persona format was just perfect for gacha
>Palaces instead of an entire world
>Just mini Tokyo
>Phantoms can join

>>714058298
>the trick is just not making the character a one-note gimmick
it only took atlus 20 years to figure out

>>714055652
what's wrong with the subway slammer

>>714057895
Ann with dupes has some longevity. Joker is apparently alright as well.
It's like 10 minutes a reroll. 30 normal pull, 15ish limited pulls.

less kaidols more purseowners. which ones are youbguys using? just using succubus right jow cause of the passive.

>>714058418
But a chinese girl is lusting for japanese cock in the game

>>714058196
haha accurate
now imagine this without skip button and you have to wait for the animation finish until the next dialogue

>>714058436
His shoulder made contact with a waifu

>>714058436
Too japanese

>>714056542
>slams her friend and THEN rushes forward to the attacker
She lost fair and square. This is bullshit. Maybe they should learn how to SLAM instead of mindraping people.

>>714058314
It makes me think they just get insanely low effort translations. I know ZZZ has a super bad translation too where things are blatantly poorly translated like a characters catchphrase being about drinking a cup of hot water instead of a cup of hot tea.

>>714055652
i wouldn't be posting shit like this if my resume was royal and p5 spinoffs
glass houses man

Closer is supposed to be P5X's Ann but she doesn't exactly... stack up if you get my drift

>>714058439
i imagine an a6 ann can hang with the big boys. her a6 sounds ridiculous.

How does the Velvet Room Fusion system work in this game
Can I still create busted Personas or is it much more limited here

When are they going to release a persona game where you can pair up your party members?

>>714058432
>Atlus
It's the chinks writing.

>>714058571
No, it's exactly the same in chinese fantasy novel too. Chinese love pretentious wall of texts

>>714058662
Nah, Atlus is the one who doing all the main story and characters, their social link, bond events too

>>714058571
yeah...

>>714058650
go back to fire emblem

>>714058662
https://personacentral.com/p5x-interview/
>All the main scenarios are produced by Atlus. Sub-scenarios (the equivalent of confidants or social links in previous titles) that deepen bonds with allies are written by Sega and supervised by Atlus.
the chinese studio is basically doing all the programming, some character designs, (most?) grunt work and monetization

>>714058379
Chinks and shin wouldn't survive classic jrpgs. For example in ff4 Cecil already has a girlfriend, Kain like Rosa too, Edward had Anna, and Rydia and Edge, etc

>>714058662
I've played Genshin, AK, GFL1+2, ZZZ, Honkai, Wuwa, Snowbreak, PGR and Chinese writing is the defination of one-note gimmick character

>>714057801
Yakuza team wrote this guy.

>>714058756
>Thinking that's a exclusive mechanic to Fire Emblem
Lol

>>714058662
pretty sure atlus is writing it
because it doesn't read like your usual chink gacha

>>714058637
You can farm personas with stamina, then fuse by gluing them together. After a persona is created, you can spend other personas on it to get their skills. e.g. I spent a Jack Frost to get Mabufu on my Yaksini.

Who is the new writer? Is he japanese?

>>714058662
subway slammer entire character only works in Japan where people are a lot of submissive.
Chinese people wouldn't pass up the chance to beat up a person legally.

>>714058903
new lead is the guy who wrote tactica and strikers iirc

>>714058854
Yakuza would also work as a gacha, just recycle the same maps and add events and that's it

So, I think that even with how campy and memetastic the Subway Slammer is, the ending to his chapter is unironically great. Like it ends on such a high note and honestly sets the tone and theme for the story well. It also helps to distinguish the Menaces from the original Palaces too.

>>714058662
subway slammer entire character only works in Japan where people are a lot more submissive.
Chinese people wouldn't pass up the chance to beat up a person legally.

>>714058940
>just recycle the same maps and add events and that's it
thats what they've done since yakuza 1

>the Player (who hates women)
>Adachi
>Kamoshida
>Kiuchi
THE KINO JRPG PARTY

>>714058913
Reminds me of Korean Isekai and japanese isekai differences, japanese want to abandon their lives and be goody shoes in another world while Koreans literally bring the dungeons in their current world and are edgy as fuck

>>714058761
Every time, it's ironic weeb shiptroons.
>hey, know what is waifu dating sim needs
>girls with boyfriends

>>714058903
Seeing that Atlus could easily kicked him out of the game, the old writter is probably an Atlus employee too. Normally you can't do that shit with your Chinese partner

>>714059019
>Japanese want to go to interesting places
>Koreans want to make their land more interesting
Makes a lot of sense I think

what did you do?

>>714058943
Yeah I ended up liking it a lot too.

>>714056871
He's very motivated

>>714058959
The global audience can at least appreciate him as a character. The chinese are humorless robots who shit on him.

>>714059089
Plus talking about how he was a tyrant wouldn't make sense if the guy was from the subordinate studio.

>>714059019
i always find it funny with all the mmoslop mechanics in webtoon, but mmorpg the genre itself dead af

>>714059157
Chinks also made zzz siblings into Gary stues now and are currently having a training arc kek

>>714058436
Chinks are upset because there wasn't a long dialogue about subway slammer being the top elite slammeister from the legendary global slammer's club with 4000 years of history that controls the government, and gloat about how cool the protagonists are for being able to fight and associate with someone like that.
They are obsessed with status symbol so everything they write has to be written like that, instead of finding an entertainment from "haha subway man funny"

>>714059063
I could see someone whose super into the characters wanting your bro character you like get his own girlfriend kinda like people who want kanji to get with naoto, but ultimately the point of a dating sim is for (you) to date the girls and if theres appealing girls you can't date in a dating sim then its a shitty dating sim.

>>714059215
also no one commented on how rich and upper class the MC was, unforgivable

I wonder if the joke where the girls on the subway are talking and it pans over to reveal they're not talking about Wonder actually made someone mad.

>>714059258
he is middle class. Ren is upper class and so is Yu and Makoto.
Yu probably less so because his parents send him to his uncle in bumfucknowhere but Makoto got send to a private school and Ren literally got bailed out by their rich money into a tokyo school.

>>714059346
>Fatlus
those were the days

>>714059124
peak villain
kamoshida who?
louis who?

>>714055652
This faggot is throwing his Atlusbro under the bus publicly?

>>714059215
>and gloat about how cool the protagonists are
Oh wow I was wondering why he was so entertaining, he clearly hate us and doesn't suck our cock (something unacceptable to subhumans like shin)

>>714055652
>check yusuke nitta on google
lol

>>714059430
Nips and whites are scum always willing to betray their partner. Look at all those cases where a girl says she was raped 15 years ago (aka go to the guys bedroom at night, say no to the guy advances and the guy respecting her decision) you immediately have the guys team saying they don't support rape on Twitter and throw the guy under the bus

While I like it, it does feel like some shit you'd see in Danganronpa 4.

>>714059215
That's just Wuxia writing. Why would they want "have eyes but can't see Mt. Tai" on everything?

>>714059346
>>714059385
Reminder this is the feminazi who spams smtv fujo threads

>guy writes arc with funny cornball villain
>chinks hate it because it isn't the typical Japanese nonsense
>get him fired and Persona writer hired
>later story is just going to be the typical Japanese nonsense
Can't wait to find out who has amnesia and who has a long-lost twin and that the obvious traitor was the traitor

>>714059570
And villains praising us for breathing

>>714059570
>chinks hate it because it isn't the typical Japanese nonsense
Nigga, the Subway Slammer is the typical Japanese nonsense, Chinese doesn't understand what even the fuck is this shit

>>714059570
I'm just worried about party bloat desu. Phantom Idols were a perfect way to have your cake and eat it too, but it looks like this game is just going to be collecting another benchwarming goober each arc as well.

>>714059437
You know that he's not entertaining for some dumb shit like that. It's entertaining because it's so fucking awful that it loops back around to being funny. It's also easier to accept it since it's in a spin-off gacha game so who actually gives a fuck about the story. If the Subway Slammer was in a mainline game then people would be calling for the writer to be executed because they'd be expecting more from the team.

>>714059570
The subway slammer arc is literally the same as the Kamoshida arc except unintentionally funnier

>>714059663
This. It's clearly a reverse inspiration from Yakuza 7 where they took Persona 5 approach but turned the enemies and villains into a common irl city weirdos and freaks.

>Japanese nonsense
:\

>Japanese nonsense but gacha
XD

>>714059859
the structure is the same, but the dynamic between motoha and kiuchi is totally different than anything in it. and i don't just mean the lack of rape, the history they have and the shared passion adds another layer, albeit a simple one but it's persona, onto the typical 'rotten adult' arc.

>>714060047
I feel like one of the things that's being set up with the Menaces is that they're essentially also people who have lost hope and are essentially just lashing out. Basically crushing the hopes and dreams of others because they have lost them.

If I understand rightly, I spend platinum tickets on the Joker thing. What should I spend gold tickets on? The P5 character one or the other one?

>>714060248
>If I understand rightly
ESL post

>>714060201
makes sense, that being a focus definitely would fit with the tone and the stuff lufel talks about.

>>714060248
The one with the P5 characters on it. It's discounted (8 tickets instead of 10) and when you pull 50 times you can choose a 5* from Ryuji/Ann/Morgana.

Wtf watch your profanity

>>714059859
>unintentionally funnier
Between the lines like "this subway is mine for the slamming" and the cutscenes where he sees a woman and charges up his slammer aura, I don't think it was entirely unintentional.

>>714056921
Based

>>714060335
What's the point of the other one then?

>>714060384
One of the things that is being set up is that Divine Punishment looks to be something of sinister design. The person in charge probably picks certain menaces and empowers them. The Subway Slammer was essentially about to be ascended once condemned. Now that I think of it, I get the feeling that they're aiming for a fallen angel sort of plot line considering how his shadow was Cupid.

>>714060345
Sup fuckers I'm Shadow Motoha

>>714060345
You can't say the fuck word in Persona!

brings a tear to my eyes knowing the dub cast won't get paid to do a shitty job

>>714060553
I don't understand how people can listen to japanese honorifics spoken aloud in english and not find it jarring

Mr Slam Jam may be a meme but Motoha is better than Ryuji desu.

>>714060582
>>714060553
You guys are actually making me sad Subway Slammer-sama won't be dubbed by some Californian.

>>714055652
I have no clue what this means

>>714060248
Discounted standard banner first, then switch to a normal standard. Only use tickets on it and save your gems for event(rainbow) banner.

>>714060769
When do I switch?

Sitting on 70 rolls on standard. Should I just save for Minami or should I just go in and try for Rin? I intend to go for the 50/50 on Minami's release since I got Joker and his weapon in 1 ten pull each.

>>714060505
You can only pull the P5 one 50 times then it goes away. The other one is the standard banner that you can use yellow tickets on otherwise. More characters will get added to it down the line if they're not limited to just the banner they appear on which will require the purple tickets.

>>714060684
Yusuke Nitta the Director of P5X fired the P5X writter because Subway Slammer is some stupid shit

>>714060684
the guy that wrote the first two palaces apparently had bad beef with this other atlus writer, the one posting it. he's trying to tell people that it gets better later because the guy isn't around but it's just a petty weird thing to do in public.

How the fuck am i supposed to know what substats i want on the card things? I'm just blindly critmaxing

>>714060865
When you're done with it, duh. It's limited to 50 pulls after which you get to choose one our of three charas for free. Then it's just standard

>>714060903
>>714060928
ok thats funny

>>714060928
It's funny to me because the writing, while not stellar, is certainly no worse than P5's was

>>714061212
Best part is this guy complaining didn’t even work on p5 only on p5r and p5 spinoffs

>>714061251
Yet somehow he still mogged the entire p5 base game when he started writing for this game.

EOS when? No way this game actually manages to last the year, this game is just terrible on a fundamental level, its almost funny.

>>714061212
Plus what he describes doesn't really have anything to do with the writing, it's about how he was as a coworker. It's interesting, you basically never see Japanese devs airing their dirty laundry this publicly.

explain this meme?
is this new gacha good? i don't wanna spend money but i enjoy memes and shitposting

>>714061307
Okay, Zheng.

Most gacha tend to be sort of "pick up and play" where you can do a thing in like 5-10 minutes but this game is much more like a traditional Persona game in terms of pacing
That'd be fine if not for the fact that you can't get your daily login bonuses when you're stuck in the Metaverse for whatever retarded reason

>>714061373
>is this new gacha good?
It's a gacha, you already know it's not worth the time you'll put into it. The subway slammer is the first arc's villain and the writer was sacked so it's safe to say the game peaks there.

>>714061437
>first villain is the best
>first party member is the best

>>714059570
Dude wtf are you talking about. The subway slammer is based on random japanese public nuisance shit. It's just hilariously small scale comparatively

Why she is so sexy?

>>714061870
because she seems genuine

>>714061870
I don't recognize this room. Is it from the Crossroad event?

>>714061937
>giant red baseball
it's da palace

>>714061937
Looks like the strip club area of the palace

>>714061416
you can always just click the "exit metaverse" button and then do your stuff

Manaka owes me sex.

Choose your type of slammer /v/

>>714056006
Maybe its the way the models in P5 are made but she's like 70% leg in game. My pantyhose fetish immediately made dick twitch seeing her and I dont even know anything about her yet

>>714063308
If you look at the character art for this game they're all leg

>>714058103
How many Persona fans are there even in China? Jap consoles were banned there until very recently so itd only be hardcore otaku that'd be aware of it. Seems odd to release it in CN first for a year before global

>>714058573
>dude writes the Royal content, Strikers, and Tactica
>for whatever reason refuses to put them all in the same continuity
Whats his problem?

>>714063419
Surprisingly a lot. They're the reason why it has so many players on steam. So if you're wondering where all those players came from for P5R to hit 7 million sales there's your answer

>>714063548
None of them contradict each other

>>714063357
Women would be hotter if they were just 100% leg with some tits on top

>>714063419
>How many Persona fans are there even in China? Jap consoles were banned there until very recently
There are probably more fans in china than the population of some eu nation, the ban was as real as the social credit system
>Seems odd to release it in CN first for a year before global
It wasnt released it in CN first, it was made for CN by CN because they just liked the persona franchise that much. It probably wouldnt have been released in global if it didnt flop in CN

>t. honorary chink

>>714055462 (OP)
>gets his tiny winy feewings hurty because a girl beat him at baseball
>Chad
Pick none

>>714064095
>It wasnt released it in CN first, it was made for CN by CN because they just liked the persona franchise that much. It probably wouldnt have been released in global if it didnt flop in CN
You're just making shit up

>>714063145
My-own-way

>>714064715
They are the same just blurry

>>714064715
I usually love ponytails but sumire is 100x hotter with her hair down

>>714064884
It's because that's who she naturally is, the ponytail is part of an advanced self-deluding larp. being honest and genuine is beautiful, fakeness causes an instinctual disgust response

>>714064798
There was actually a controversy when she first came out in CN because they made her thighs thicker, but they didn't like that in China so they toned it down

>>714065012
>the huge amount of corruption/transformation porn that this bunny spawned
lord above I don't think I'm prepared for that one too

>>714064982
Makes sense desu, if anything shes still not thin enough for a gymnast

>>714058570
>subway king out-slams the psychobitch that was slamming around in his territory
why did they portray him as the villain, he literally saved the protagonist

>>714063357
Does she give anyone else slight yandere vibes? Like, in a good way

Is this on steam or what

>>714064982
This is like one of the few times I agree given the character's setting

>>714065145
Yes

>>714065136
What would give you that impression?

>>714065136
>>714065193
She is wife material

>>714065193
Nurse I'm here for my daily penis inspection...

>>714065136
apparently we get a "for you" yandere girl later

>>714065263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpZeatntDAk

>>714055462 (OP)
we all IRONICALLY love this guy...RIGHT???

>>714065263
Why do you niggers use terminology you dont understand?

>>714065193
Hoo boy, I guess I was both right on the money and completely wrong.
My impression was in a kind of "too perfect girl" sort of way. Like everything about the scenario you meet her in, getting close to her dad, playing with kids together it's aggressively saccharine sweet in a way that make me think something's off. Like she's engineered all these cliche situations to make you fall in love with her so she can micromanage your life and subtly push everyone else away from you. That kind of yandere.

>>714065342
Depends by in what way you mean ironically. He legitimately made me laugh which is more than I can say for any actual attempts at humor in Persona.

>>714065263
The term is landmine girl(jirai kei i think?), it's yandere-adjacent but not really the same

>>714065383
Don't take the Phantom Thief versions too seriously they're just Wonder's schizo interpretations of them more than anything.

>>714065465
I thought they were an amalgamation of the character's subconscious, albeit latent, desire for rebellion with the protagonist's desire to fight alongside them? Hence the term "persona duo" because they're influenced by both wonder and the real person.
Or did I horribly misread something?

>>714065342
go back faggot

>>714063308
Yellow Hifumi

>>714065383
That's... oddly specific anon, do you need to talk to someone?

>>714065321
>lucute-ly
What?

>>714065661
I'll

>>714065321
is that they key to wonder's chastity cage

Motoha sexercise

>>714065465
Then I guess that means wonder is also canonically paranoid about her
Man I can't wait for her SL

>>714065743
you have it backwards anon, those kinds of girls want their obsession targets to lock them in a chastity belt, not the other way around

>>714065623
No, I need a girl like that to take over my life and irreversibly destroy all my friendships with women

>>714065321
damn, China's 2d-anime look modeling & animation is completely mogging Japs including consoles

Why is Japan so far behind China in anime? Is China going to lead the way in anime now?

First fanart I see of this game outside here and is the fucking subway slammer

>>714067191
You think? the funny faces look completely out of place

>>714065534
I think you're right, but Idols are vague and likely won't ever be expanded upon. Ultimately, it's just a way to make the characters playable and to let the devs have fun with them in a way that doesn't affect their actual character. It's also funnier if you consider that Wonder sees half his friends as secret lunatics.

Where did those come lately
>japan bad
>china good
People come from

>>714058054
Sounds like women are at fault.

>Kaidol
Meh. Why don't they just fully integrate them into the team? Besides, with this large amount of members, it won't be Phantom Thieves anymore, but Phantom Syndicate.

It's so funny to me slammer man's story flopped in China but here it's a meme

>>714061520
Just like the original P5

>second palace boss is not in yet
>It will take at LEAST month
Owari da...
I fucking hate gacha

>>714055652
kek holy shit it's not that he's mad at the other guy, it's that he has to do this passive aggressive he said I said type thing LMFAO. why are the japanese so fucking funny?

what is the owl implying?

What are the chances P5X gets an anime?

>>714068369
Pretty low. Strikers and Tactica never got one.

>>714068336
He's implying that Wonder is under the age of 20 and is therefore not allowed to smoke cigarettes, what the fuck do you think

>>714068478
yeah but p5x is better then both of them

>>714067690
genshit

>>714065431
Jirai kei is the same thing as "mentally ill" in the west.

It's a catch-all term for girls with weird hair color, odd fashion or accessories, "quirky personality", etc.

>>714068478
>>714068660
p5x is a life-service game while Strikers and Tactics were one and done. Just based on that I think it has a better chance, but I doubt it will get one regardless.

>>714068832
But it will be made by the same studio that made P5's adaptation.

>>714067690
China.

>>714067690
Here.

I really wish Manaka was a Party Member instead of a Tulpa

>>714069074
What's next? A persona user with double amputated arms?

>>714069181
she is not a persona user

So what's the /v/erdict on P5X so far?

>>714056542
Kino.

>>714056921
>>714056975
based slammer
not playing this game because i don't want to get in his way
keep slamming

>>714056542
/ourfuckingguy/

>>714055652
>okay so, the first palace holder is a guy that's very enthusiastic about lampshades
>that's retarded
>nah, it'll work, it's a relevant topic
>kill yourself, I'm taking over

>>714069269
Its ok but has the usual problems as a Gacha.

>>714055652
When's he appearing in the story?

>>714069658
What do you mean? He is the Director of P5X

>>714059215
Lel

>>714069850
He clearly has a shadow.

>>714055462 (OP)
subway slammers needs to be an actual game

>>714069917
His shadow power is Cash shop and 0.4% gacha rate

>>714055652
>Even the jap think subway slammer is some stupid shit
LMAO

>0.8% chance to get a 5 star
>have to roll 300 times to be able to choose the character you want
This game is criminal, holy shit. I would've spent some money by now if they were even a tiny bit generous.

muh

>>714070117
not even real casinos are this bad

>>714056006
Her arc is apparently one of the best P5 arcs period and one of the best awakenings. Only the best for my queen...

>>714070117
Does roll count carry over to other banners?

>>714069181
I've actually wanted a Navigator that's in a wheelchair for a long time

>>714057686
we're returning to tradition

>>714065083
Looks likes she’s wielding the lance of longinus

>>714070283
i hope so, but i wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't

Adachi x Shimotsuna OTP

>>714055462 (OP)
What is his endgame?

>>714070008
It's a jelaous Atlus employee gloating he got his better fired from a writers position.

about to start this game, anything i should know? is there porn/cg/lewd or missable shit?

did i miss any codes or good shit?

How far behing content wise is the global release vs the China version?

They should make more goofy alliterations like they’re naming Scooby Doo villains

>>714065226
"inspection"

The next nigga is just Madarame again. Is the whole game actually just p5 but funnier? How are they going to make Haru's dad funnier?

Do you want the chinese girl if you've already got Joker as a curse damage dealer?

Homeroom Teacher

>>714071745
S E X

>>714071721
Joke is a DPS. Chinese girl is a support.

>>714058196
I like this pasta.

>>714071435
Hoard the Platinum tickets, look up https://www.prydwen.gg/persona-5x/characters what phantom Idol you might want and roughly when they are coming around.

There are no codes rn and you should be able to cash in on the rewards from the 15 million downloads and launch date. Was able to cash in the pre-register items on Steam for some reason.

>>714071745
Cummy in Kumi

wait a sec, how does the EOS work on this game since it already has Joker from the start? what would be the cursed collab?

>Gacha game
>PC
ummm, can't I just cheat engine myself infinite roll?

>>714072176
Persona 3

>>714072176
Yakuza

>>714072176
DMC collab will fucking destroy this game

>>714056542
>>714069271
>>714056794
>>714057637
kek. picked up
What's the update cycle for this game? might not start right away and wait for more content but genuinely interested in the game now

>>714072343
Unironically this.

>>714072176
SONIC
NOOOOOOOOEEEIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHH

Do you need to play the original PS5 to understand this game? I never played it.
Same for the other spin offs, are they standalone or not?

>>714060552
They've said it before already.

>>714072545
No, this is standalone a spinoff, think of it as Persona Smash Bros

Baseball

>>714072545
>Do you need to play the original PS5 to understand this game? I never played it.
Why are you even interested in the game then?
Go play Persona 4 and 5. They're great jrpg and 100% worth playing

>>714072545
Ah thanks, I heard the P5 spin offs, or at least that striker one, required to have finished the original game
>>714072693
I'd like to but I'm currently broke and this is free

>>714072650
I fucking love baseball

>>714063145
Pick-a-fight

>>714072758
>I'd like to but I'm currently broke and this is free
Persona 4 and 5 are also free if you know what I mean

>>714072650
BASEDball

>>714072176
Look at the Sonic Racing Game or just about any game/gacha that had the phantom thieves as part of a collab. You can include them in the list of potential cross-over collabs.

Give me a name for my Wonder

>>714071641
Agreed

>>714073037
Peter Griffin

I’m boring and always just give Persona protagonists their default name. Is the name you give him the one people see online?

>>714073037
first name wonder, last name bread

>>714071641
I love when the Rape Remover said “THIS RAPES MINE FOR THE REMOVIN” then removed all over the place

>>714071461
1 year

>>714073037
Wonder Wall

>>714072928
blue nails make my dick hard

>>714071745
Imagine a threesome with her and Kawakami.

>>714073037
Nagisa Kamisiro

>>714056583
she's a banana

Jánošík look like a tranny, Lupin look better

Post girls who could use a good SLAMMING

>>714073395
Kawakumi

When does the 110 pity come out? The 50/50 shit is retarded and the Soft Pity rates are so low it's not woth bothering.

>>714073446
i want to peel her off

>>714055652
>>714059443
If he's the guy behind so many P5 spin-offs why does P5X not have any of those characters here

>>714073481
>Tae, Iwai and Chihaya are in the game
>No Phantom Idols
Lameeee

>>714055462 (OP)
Slamming inder

>>714073847
>Persona 5 Tactica[a] is a 2023 tactical role-playing game developed and published by Atlus. The game is a title from the Persona series, itself a part of the larger Megami Tensei franchise. Persona 5 Tactica takes place concurrently with the events of Persona 5 (2016), depicting the Phantom Thieves of Hearts as they are transported to an alternate world overcome with war and oppression, prompting an alliance with a group of freedom fighters known as the Rebel Corps to stage a revolution against the enemies known as the Legionnaires while uncovering the truth of its mysterious origins. Gameplay encompasses standard conventions of strategy RPGs, including grid-based navigation, a weapon affinity system, and turn-based combat, while employing several staple gameplay mechanics from the series such as Persona summoning and fusion, and elemental affinities.

>>714073847
My guess is because the game is still early in its life. CN is just going through a P3R collab, which is going to eat up at least 6 months worth of banners, and then they do have some time to maybe look at doing P5S or P5T because those wouldn't take as much time, but then they will likely have a P4R collab around the time that P4R comes out.

>>714072693
>>714072545
>do i need to play ps5?
did nobody read this guy's bot post what the fuck

>>714073958
Here

>>714056542
>everyone saw him do it
>there was even a security guard stopping notchie from getting over the barrier
>police says they don’t care cause hes not being caught in the act
Huh?

>>714073874
Can't steal another man's confidants

>>714074575
Pretty much within the world nobody gives a shit because of some unknown third party. Wonder even has that reaction when he sees a woman jump at the start of the game. It started with him being concerned and then something made him not give a shit.
It's probably why we are seeing Palaces pop up over pretty much super petty things because there is such an overall lack of desire in the world.

Anyone else having an issue where if you talk to someone in the game, it automatically skips the first line of dialogue? It's pretty annoying.

>>714073958
I love seeing this post
it reminds me that gacha makes redditors seethe ;)

>>714074621
I love motoha so much its unreal

Get slammed

>>714074621
I wanna say based but I just know this artist is an annoying fag

>>714074716
Thats not very consistent with the overall plot then. Someoene with a lack of desire wouldn’t care to do their job yet the security guard stills stops motoha from getting over the barrier and doesn’t testify against him?

>>714075095
??? [what I say is true.don't defy me.What I wrote is absolute ! ! ]

>>714075095
Just don't think too much about Atlus spinoff

>>714074954
They also draw Joker x Kawakami so they're ok in my book

>>714075428
>Akira

>>714075146
>that leg cross
unf

>>714074575
>>714075095
>hurr durr he'd say that it was just an accident in court and they wouldnt be able to prosecute him
Honestly its probably because he got "Menaced" why no one wants to do anything to him.

>>714074621
Doro?

>>714075989
Dozo

>>714075146
Do girls in skirts really sit on random chairs and bus seats with their bare asses?

>>714076087
Someone like Motoha would be running around with spats/tights under her skirt.

Favorite Persona opening for each one?
>P1: Dream of a Butterfly (it's the only one but I still really like it)
>P2: Unbreakable Tie
>P3: Soul Phrase
>P4: Dance!
>P5: Ambitions and Visions

>>714076087
What else they are supposed to do?

>>714075989
Worse, autism creature

>>714057314
Shoulder Check has Pierce thoughever

So the only reason /v/ likes this character is because of the things that make him pathetic and he gets praised as a hero by /v/ for that? Does this mean most of /v/ has the mentality of the average persona villain?

>Want nurse
>Want leggy senpai
>Want Kasumi
Simple as

>>714076175
imagine how nice they'd smell

>>714076339
dude it's funny.

>>714072650
I have a need a need to BREED

>>714076339
No /v/ likes him because they took what's apparently an actual problem in Japan and went "what if he gave himself a dumb Scooby Doo nickname"

>make a mascot who isn't an annoying faggot that takes away player agency (You're tired Joker GO TO BED)
Was it really that difficult?

>>714076339
>Can’t recognise sarcasm and people liking a character ironically
You may be autistic bro

>>714074889
A fine addition to my collection.

>>714076345
Same

>>714072650
Built for slamming onto Subway tracks

>>714076724
I like his grandpa personality.

>>714076724
Design is way better than Morgana. And Teddie for that matter

>>714076804
Too bad her slambunny glasses friend got in the way instead

>>714076339
Knowing how to teleport and having the body strength to send a bitch flying past a 5ft wall with a mere tackle isn't pathetic, chud.

>>714056542
>Fucking body checks that high off the ground over the railing
kek

is this an actual game

>>714076345
Based and same. Also want figure skater and band club girl who is apparently Kasumis best support

>Caboose Crasher
>Railway Rammer
>Metro Masher
>Train Trasher
>Locomotive Lasher
>Bullet Train Basher
>Wagon Wanger

>>714077035
>Pedestrian Pusher
>Civilian Shover

>>714076960
As much of an 'actual game' as gacha can be, sure.

>>714076960
Yes

>>714057357
His SLAM power is almighty so it still works

Steven Hawking here
The Demonica Soldier Man has summoned a Chaos demon that crashes into me and it sends me out of my wheelchair
How do I defeat it?

>>714056542
lmfao god damn japs are so silly

>>714076960
One of the few good gachas I've played

>>714076970
Her Phantom Idol outfit is sexo extreme, its a shame she's just a navigator

>70GB required
>install game
>check local storage
>37.48GB
where'd the other 33 go

>>714077035
>Platform Pummeler
>Station Smasher
>Transit Trasher
>Locomotive Launcher
>Carriage Crasher
>Concourse Clobberer
>Express Enforcer

So how many characters actually join your party and how many are just cognitive versions?

>>714076339
>a little girl lives RENT FREE in his head
>assumes the world is against him and people talk behind his back
>ruined his own career because he lost a friendly baseball match with children
>honed his strength to SMASH women
>"god I hate women so much"
>he will call himself the SUBWAY SMASHER
>he learned how to blend into the crowd and disappear after SMASHing
He's a funny villain.

>>714076970
I'm saving my rolls for this sex machine.

>>714077409
Compression

>>714076339
He's a mundane nuisance that's been cranked up to 11 and is treated like super villain, he's a piece shit, he knows he's a piece of shit, and he fucking loves it. its so stupid but it somehow works, that's what makes him a fun villain.

>>714076724
Not exactly a high bar to top. Not simping all the time helps.

>>714077437
The fact no one else gives a fuck he lost makes it even funnier.

>>714076339
The absurdity is funny. Pull the stick out of your ass

>>714075610
Yea, that used to be his name asshat, which is probably from when this was made.

>>714077437
>he will call himself the SUBWAY SMASHER
He's the Subway Slammer

how do I enable the Eng dub?

>>714076339
>he doesn't understand the moral complexities of the Subway Slammer
Literacy is dead. Get SLAMMED

>>714077035
>Crowd Crusher
>Patriarchal Pusher
>Chauvinist Charger

>>714076339
He's a minor villain who caused his own downfall, seethes uncontrollably and blames women for his own public outbursts, and assumes society and women are out to sabotage him,and has a literal Scooby Doo villain name, and for no explained reason, developed Assassin's Creed stealth powers from seething at women too hard.

>>714072650
SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM GET SLAMMED SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM UUUUUNNNNGHHHH

>>714077308
Imagine that sexy body sailing over the subway railing after a good slammin

>>714077846
blame the sag aftra voice actor strike for not having any english dubbing

>>714056871
Subway Slammer is based on a real phenomenon. All of P5's villains were based on real criminals or trends in Japan. Shido was Hashino going apeshit over the ultra-nationalist governor of Tokyo saying they deserved the 2011 flood for not being rightwing enough.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butsukari_otoko

>>714077035
underground upheaver

>>714077846
I normally play Persona games using the EN dub, but I think this game not having one is a blessing in disguise.

>>714056542
Why do Personacucks settle for such trash animation quality?

>trying to do the western construction site
>suddenly everything is hitting for over 1000 damage on every attack
Alright, fuck you too.

i dunno why they got rid of the will seeds scenes from P5R. I wouldn't really say they're used to downplay what the villains have done, but it helps relay the message a lot more that SOCIETY causes people to do shit things because we crave to conform.

>>714078047
Thank you sag aftra voice actor strike

I just let Wonderbread's name the default one it gave me, that's not the name it uses online is it?

>>714078434
It is

>wow more like stupei ace
>SLAM
>bawww i have to inherit my inn
>SLAM
>trial of the dragon
>SLAM

>>714075146
why cant real girls be like her

>>714078434
It is. Enjoy being part of the mass.

>>714078048
I thought the SLAMMER subclasses was just a shitpost someone here made. That's an actual thing the japanese decided to give old men ramming people in the subway? Why? The Slugger type doesn't even involve SLAMMING his skillset is just straight up punching women.

>>714078529
My man, getting rid of the trash girls.

where have you been?

>>714055462 (OP)
Why can't I play this on PC?

>>714078048
Sounds like that Tokyo governor was based as fuck and Hashino was a retard

>>714078652
I was busy SLAMMIN

Tell me about the Subway Slammer, what is his endgame?

>>714078670
Because your a fucking retard

>>714078048
So P6 could have a bunch of Indians and Nigerians as villains?

>>714078543
>>714078506
btw you get a free name change. also does anyone know if this game uses First Name/Last Name on the data entry or the other way around. It said Surname/Name but it feels like the game uses Name/Surname.

>>714078267
A Chinese game would never criticize conformism

>>714078048
>According to a special feature on Morning Show which aired in May 2018, they say that 'butsukari otoko' are mainly classified into the following 5 patterns.[8]
>Following type – He follows and bumps into a woman that he targeted.
>Pick-a-fight type – When she turns around, he stands firm with his feet set apart.
>My-own-way type – He ignores the flow of people.
>Attacking type – He does things like sticking his leg out.
>Slugger type – He socks unsuspecting women in the eye.
The fuck?

>>714078872
but i'm talking about a japanese game....

>>714078808
Slamming girls on the subway. Nothing more to it than that.

>>714078882
>Slugger type – He socks unsuspecting women in the eye.
What?

>Subway Slammer
>not one single joke about Space Jam
old /v/ really is dead isn't it

>>714078882
Japan is a magical place

>>714079026
Nigga that shit was done in the last 10 threads, stfu newfag

>>714079026
I made COME ON AND PERSONA jokes early on.

>>714079026
If this were old /v/ there wouldn't even be threads about this shilled gacha garbage

>>714077308
She's romanceable right?

>>714056425
>Beat the shit out of him.
>I slipped.. it was an accident
>piss on him and leave

>>714078652
Crossing Over

>>714074575
Bro that was just a little accident, shit happens

>>714079223
He's a highly respected adult he can get away with anything

I'm Adolf Hitler, The Phantom Thief of Gas

>>714074575
Japan is full of closeted slammers

>>714078047
If Q2 is to go by, then it more like Sega want to save money in case this game flopped by not having dub.
The strike were towards western studios so they can still voice in atlus games

>forces you into the Velvet Room
What do?

>>714079350
Hottest velvet room attendant and she’s in the fucking gacha spinoff

>>714074575
The point they are trying to make is the average jap is too spineless and meek, they can't stand up for themselves while the police is lazy and incompetent

>>714079350
any reason she doesnt gave the usual glowing eyes?

Which is stronger: SLAMMING power or aikido?

>>714079350
fight the fox

>>714079350
Gladly go in and hope for sex

>>714079350
draw another cock in the contracts

>>714079449
This is just my guess, but this might be because P5X does not take place in the same world as the previous Persona games. It's hinted with the glitching part at the start of the game. P5X might just be a simulation.

>>714078850
Considering Metaphor was anti racism the game, I doubt it.

>>714079350
theres no way p6 will reach even half of her sex

>>714079131
Yes

>>714079350
Has someone got a video of her throwing you through the door

How do I reroll? I delete my guest account and press create new, but when I check I'm still logged into my old guest account for some reason.

>>714079350
Either this is Soejima art or the P5X artist doing a very good job at copying Soejima artstyle

How reliable/smart is the auto battle system?

>>714079902
It say on the wiki that P5X artist are Xiao Le and Soejima himself

>>714079421
>hottest
Wrong

AIIEEEEEEEEEE NO SLAMMER-SAMA DON'T SLAM MEEEEEEE

I clapped when he said "It's slammin time!"

>Persona 5X doesn't have any good hentai
amazing what the fuck it's a gacha and a persona game
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ARTISTS?

>>714079856
Worked for me, go to settings, account, delete account, type delete and submit, should be taken to title screen. If you have a separate linked account it might then default to that but you can select use another account and choose guest account

>>714079632
would make sense, thanks

>>714080010
It seems to 100% focus on hitting enemy weaknesses, but sometimes will hit the same enemy twice instead of the next one to start an all out attack. I think if an ally has 80% or less hp it will start healing/using buffs, other then some small bumps it works pretty well.

>>714080768
Give it time they will coom

>>714070160
>goth
>crazy
>scythe

>>714071745
She groomed raped Shun.

>>714080976
I GAVE THEM A FUCKING YEAR ALREADY

>>714070160
GOD DAMN

>the calendar system doesn't have dates
soulless

If they didn't want the subway guy to be seen as funny then why does he make a field goal over a turnstile with a schoolgirl

>>714081242
honestly i thought it is pretty soul. persona is really a game you play only once and having it so you have to do multiple playthroughs feels like ass. that means the seasons don't change though and that sucks.

>>714081389
ngl i wouldn't be surprised if the writer was 200% memery but the p5s/p5t writer is insanely autistic and didn't get it.

what did she mean by this

>>714081184
giwtwm

>>714081604
I originally thought the localisers were being retarded here, until the next line of dialogue.
They got me good. Perfectly shows what generation she’s meant to be from.

>>714081402
they could make them change in update tho, idk if they made it that way in CN though
game gives you 5 activity points daily and you have 5 slots in a day so you progress days in 1:1 ratio to irl and I think it's nice

>>714081604
>voiced by Atsuko Tanaka
;_;

Holy shit the 2nd palace just keeps going and going

>>714056542
Imagine how perfectly hard you have hit someone to launch them over a 5ft divider. The velocity and angle would have to be perfect. This man is a mathematical genius.

>>714070160
So is she a legit persona user or another tulpa?