What she see?

>>714056571 (OP)
>*Who
She is Mario's daughter

>GAAHH DK PUT THAT THING AWAY!

>>714056571 (OP)
Big donkey cock
Bdc for short.

>>714056571 (OP)
My banana

>>714056571 (OP)
My hard drive.

>>714056632
Are you okay anon? Why do you keep posting this everywhere religiously.

>>714056571 (OP)
That's a child

>>714056571 (OP)
Psycho Kong (Lanky Kong's creator)

She saw the muri muri decay fo the world

>>714056860
And?

>>714056571 (OP)
little baby wants milk

>>714056860
So, perfect then.

>>714056860
Out of 10!

>>714056739
Anon...
Gorillas have the smallest penises of any great ape, averaging 4cm for adult males

>>714056571 (OP)
the amount of cringe in nu-nintendo games.

>>714056918
Yes mama

>>714056972
Why is he so nice to her?

>>714056946
It's a video game. Children don't ride donkey Kongs irl. He gonna fuck her though that's for sure. He gonna tear that pussi and asshole up.

>>714057031
There dating/fucking. Or at least soon to be after there magical adventure.

>>714056571 (OP)
Why did Nintendo make the child so sexually aluring?

>>714057280
Because they know people would buy it and meme it or make porn of it this expanding the sale potential. Japan knows everyone wants to fuck kids.

>>714057435
And ponys

>>714056946
>Pauline mocking DK's tiny dick

She's so ugly

>>714056571 (OP)
A fat cock
Is that what you wanted to hear, OP?
A child being exposed to male genitalia?

>>714056571 (OP)
Greasy italian from broiklyn throwing her adoptive monke father off a building.

>>714058208
You are ugly, that's why she makes that face

>>714058248
Mmm yes

>>714058248

>>714058973
I got something else that lil slut can lick and suck on

>>714056972
:D

>>714059902
>:(
:D
>:D

>>714060064
>:D
>>714058937

If she had braces I genuinely wouldn't have been able to contain myself. First thing I will get modded when this console and game is hacked

>>714060228
holy crap yes

>>714057031
Mammals are generally nice to kids even of different species unless it's an extremely hungry carnivore

>>714056571 (OP)
DK's thick dumpy backing up towards her

>>714056571 (OP)
the price

>>714056632
what an ugly design. I hate modern videogames.

>>714061153
lol

>>714061153
Somehow better than Mario Kart World

>>714056571 (OP)
Budding breasts

>>714056632
What a cute design. I love modern videogames.

>>714056571 (OP)
Her receding hairline.

>>714061793
Hell no. Perfectly flat desk with mosquito bites.

>>714058937
Why is she looking at me like that?

>>714058937
Silly brat needs to know her place

>>714056571 (OP)

>>714056946
He's a Kong, you incel gorilla.

How will Nintendo gamers react when they find out you can't make Pauline nude?

>>714061667
link source

>>714062512
meowverickart

>>714062495
When it's emulatorable she will be made nude

the internet has created 10x the pedophiles there would be in a normal, offline human population. if you see depictions of children and have thoughts other than protecting and genuinely caring for their wellbeing, your brain is doomed.

>>714063731
>suddenly

>>714056571 (OP)
Why are you ESL?

>>714063731
>10x
Try 1000x I love loli and shota

>>714062373
niggirno

>>714056946
bbc sisters... our response?

>>714056571 (OP)

>>714056918

>>714056571 (OP)
The texas law that goes into effect that bans her and jails anons

>>714056571 (OP)
wario.

>>714056860
Yes she is, why are you stating the obvious?

>>714057848
Do not the horse

>>714067164
Aww shes dressed just like mama

>>714071189
I'm married to rainbow dash and we have 10 children

>>714056918
Nice Blue Peach you got there anon her hair seems to be messed up

https://streamable.com/e9afll

>>714056571 (OP)

>>714057031
Well what else is he supposed to treat her like?

>>714056571 (OP)
My collection of loli feet pics.

>>714058208
The generic toddler babies are way worse dumb dumb

>>714058937

>>714072058
A sex slave. Because shes a good lil slut.

>>714063608
>emulatorable

Emulated

>>714072058
This pic implies dk dies at the end.

>>714056632
Based if true.

>>714072586
Everyone dies in the end. Even me. Even you. Even the hottest cunny will age and die one day

>>714056571 (OP)
A tendie pedophile.

>>714056571 (OP)
The biggest banana she's ever seen

DKs BWC(his big Wonkey cock)

>>714056632
fpbp

>>714056632
give it up man you've posted this like 10 times in 4 days

>>714073002
If you are gonna post kino at least source it

>>714056632
I just woke up, so it's nice to see that other people agree with my theory.

A kinky dong

Cute and adorable

>>714072586
At least DK will live the life of having a loli snuggled beside him before going to Banana Heaven

>>714056571 (OP)
King K. Rool.

>>714076150
Plus you know they fucked alot

>>714077545
They did not.
Donkey Kong will protect "Pauline" from King K. Rool.

>>714056632
Sounds like cope but it’d be cool if this was actually Pauline Jr and DK Jr.

>>714078260
pls explain this meme

>>714078260
WHAT

>>714078693
I actually don't know what it means yet, I just decided to make other versions of it.

>>714078693
>>714078698
His donkey Kong cock compared to her body. He ripped that lil sluts asshole up!

>>714056571 (OP)
Picrel

>>714078803
How rude of you, he would never do that.

>>714078260
I like her lips

>>714078878
He did and he will continue to sodomize her and she loves every moment.

>>714078975
No he will not.

>>714056571 (OP)
>>714056632
Why is young Pauline's hair different from adult Pauline's? Does it mean anything?

>>714079354
Hmm...

>>714079005
I'm gonna commission porn of it. Deal with. I'm already hard(4inches)thinking about it.

>>714078260
holy shit...

>>714078858
Why did they report the more severe crime as an afterthought?

>>714057054
you sound really deluded

>>714081339
Because whats for mee it not for thee.
And that baby was a goy so who cares.

>>714079935
Based porn coomissioner

>>714061667
the real dk would never do that.

Isn't it kind of weird to pretend make-up on children is normal?

pedophiles need to be brutally tortured to dead

>>714079935
too late i stole your credit card, get fucked retard

>>714082681
*lolicons

Pauline is pure and must be protected.

>>714082938
>he doesn’t know the backstory

pedophiles need to be loved and praised

Why are Nintendo fans like this?

>>714056632
This is genuinely worse than the "Is Mozart still alive?" Pokemon legendary bird things. Pure schizo babble.

>>714078260
>that hair part
Jesus, she's the Hero of Time's daughter!

I love Pauline, I want to protect her.

>>714071931
how did this happen?

>>714083534
Why are they so based?

>>714083543
It actually isn't a very far-fetched theory.

>>714056632
Keep posting it man. You need to post way more than 10 times in 4 days

>>714083942
Oh, now that you posted it twice, it does seem less crazy. Also, I'm pretty sure Dixie Kong is Loline's mom.

King K Rool will take on a Khris Hansen persona and confiscate all of DK's loli porn to report him to the feds and get him kancelled.

>>714056632
>DK Is gonna fuck Mario's daughter
based

>>714083942
How do you have no self-awareness?

>ctrl+f "weanus"
>0 results
Grim.

>>714083942
Well if nu-Pauline is actually Mario's daughter, then perhaps the Cranky we see is actually Rare's DK.

>>714083942
why do you want this to be true so bad? What does it even change in the grand scheme of things?

>>714061667
Based and canon

>>714084491
It gives Mario his happy ending.

>>714084857
>happy ending
idk if seeing your daughter become a whore for BDC is a happy ending but you do you man

>>714085152
That's not what happens, Anon.

>>714085198
hey it has as much basis in reality as your schizo theory so now I assert it is true and will angrily reply and samefag at anyone who says otherwise

>>714085282
You are angry about Mario having a daughter?

>>714056571 (OP)
kek

>>714085448
mario's daughter gets split in half by donkey kong every night

>>714085667
faggot

>>714085667
True but not in the way you're thinking

>>714085872
kek

>>714085667
Okay, yeah, you are very angry at the thought of Mario potentially having a daughter.
Have a more wholesome image.

>>714085872
Now do this with K Rool getting crushed.

>>714086016
kino

I guess she fits well with DK in that they both look not quite right

>none of the schizo images are a less than a minute apart

>>714086127
super zoomer bros

>>714086016
Did peach rejecting Mario in Odyssey mind break because you're clearly obsessed with this shit idea. Mario won't get a happy ending because there won't be a ending for him.

>>714086320
I just think it's funny.

>>714086320
I don't think Mario should be with Peach.

>>714086320
I think this is what's triggering him yeah

>>714086404
You know what keep posting it if you find it fun.

>>714086501
I'm not mad that Peach rejected Mario.
I just want Nintendo to give Mario an ending.
Whether it's with Peach or Pauline isn't as relevant, I just want to know how Mario's story ends.
That doesn't mean that Nintendo has to stop making Mario games either.

>>714086750
Pretty sure the series ends with the Mario Land games, then moves on to Wario and his adventures. Mario's moved on from Peach and has his own damn island with a castle on it.

>>714084487
that’d make zero sense

Donkey Kongs big Donkey Dong

>>714086750
what does an "ending" even mean. He's Mario. It's not like he's a story driven RPG protagonist.

>>714086127
I hate this

>>714087152
I'm talking about the narrative that began with Mario leaving Pauline to save Peach from getting kidnapped over and over again, and ends with Bowser letting go of Peach who travels around the world while Mario reunites with Pauline in New Donk City.

>>714056946
Yeah, I found it pretty funny how humans have the biggest cocks of all primates.

>>714087362
That is Bowser's wife that Bowser didn't tell Bowser Jr. about.

>>714087440
kek

>>714087416
What?

>>714056946
Relatable

>>714087698
Didn't you believe that Super Mario Odyssey was going to be mainline Mario's grand finale?

>>714078260
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>714087416
>the narrative
>Mario leaving Pauline to save Peach
I'm sorry but there is no narrative weight to this as it's never mentioned in any game and is therefore not important. All you have is that old interview were the devs joke about Mario breaking up with Pauline to explain why she's gone. There's no payoff here because there's no build up to it and Mario shows no interest in Pauline from what we see in Odyssey.

>>714088218
Grandpa in the back is straight out of a Dolmio's ad.

>>714088232

>>714088358
>Old interview I mentioned
>Taking jump up Super star lyrics out of context
Wow great narrative you got here

>>714056632
Holly shit! A MarioxPauline flat-earther still exists!

Remember that Pauline is a midget.

>>714056571 (OP)
The BLACK.

>>714072058

>>714067164
Little girls should not wear makeup...

>>714067164
I really don't like this.

Can't wait for a switch 2 emulator and the modding scene that will follow

>>714089710
>>714089848
What's wrong? Did you get a stiffy?

>>714090384
OH BANANA

>>714090384
no, it's not attractive at all.

>>714056946
OHNONONONO KONGCELS OUR RESPONSE??

>>714058937
what's that? is that the face of a brat in dire need of correction??

>>714056946
now divide by height and see what happens

>>714091026

She's 13. Too old. But she has a toddler body. Too young.

Her eyes bother me.
DK's eyes bother me.
What's up with eyes, Nintendo?

Mario is also very short.
HMM...

>>714090827
Sure, I believe you

>>714091371
thanks

>>714056571 (OP)
She's recoiling in fear and aprehension from a very obvious ESL poster.

>>714087362
Didnt even notice that, I'm lmaoing irl

>>714087006
that would mean Kongs age super fast but then again Diddy looks the same

>>714085872
exquisite, but would be way funnier if the victim was void kong or k rool instead hell even mario

>>714092330
Perhaps Donkey Kong Country takes place 13 years after Donkey Kong Arcade?
Also, there's 13 years between 1981 and 1994.

>>714087440
wait if she's the mayor doesn't she earn enough money?

Crazy how this happen though?

>>714056632
This kind of post died out 10 years ago

monke

>>714056946
Good thing DK can become a horse now.

>>714092719
she spends it all on her shots lovers

>>714061667
Funny how PPG porn is totally fine but Pauline's is scrubbed off of the internet.

>>714087362
jim sterling?

>>714056571 (OP)
My shmeat

>>714097624
She did not.

>>714087362
The more you look at it the more cursed it becomes

Do you think anyone in the 80s ever played the donkey kong arcade cabinet and saw the lady and wondered if anyone was going to masturbate to her one day

>>714087440
Lmao this meme trope is too funny

>>714088218

>>714090384
NTA but I think that anon is trying to speak facts about women embracing their own natural beauty

>>714091150
Anything above single digits is fine in my book

>>714083057
What backstory?

bunch of previews tomorrow, can't wait

>>714056913
>And?

>>714099273
What previews?

>>714099359
of your mom's onlyfans

>>714099359
bananza
bunch of press release stuff and embargoed previews being revealed

>>714071602
Wasn't she a lesbian?
Reminder: Pinkie Pie is married to Weird Al('s character)

>>714099515
Is this going to be the same in-store demo, or a new one?

>>714078858
Ugh. Disgusting

They misgendered her

>>714099652
apparently different build

ramping that bananza advertising in japan

>>714099729
Why a different build?
There have been 2 builds so far, the first one has Odd Rock in levels where Pauline should be.

>>714100105
probably ones with the other bananza forms?

>>714100154
The elephant and the giraffe?

wtf yall are sexualizing this baby-Pauline now?

fucking seek help you child fucking troglodytes.

>>714100259
no ostrich and zebra, the store demos only have kong bananza

>>714078260
Like father like daughter....

>>714100045
>old art without Pauline
:(

>>714100294
Ok.

>>714100381
Nice

>>714056946
My nigga expand dong dosnt follow those rules

>>714056571 (OP)

>>714056632

GOTY 2026

>>714056860
So what did she see?

>>714058248
FPBP
<thread>

>>714056946
>average crocodile penis is around 15 inches

>>714102767
EXTEND KROC

Why is everyone being retarded about this its obvious it's just an odyssey prequel

>>714103118
New Donk City is visible in the background off a vista in the tutorial level and there are new donk city crates all over the place, and Cranky Kong exists and is still old. So it is not likely to be a prequel.

>>714103118
It COULD be an Odyssey prequel by a few months.
What if King K. Rool becomes the hero and gets his own Avenue, and then Mario shows up a few months later?

>>714103118
The DK fanbase is extremely autistic about Rare's Cranky Kong "lore", so they make up a shit ton of theories to justify the game somehow being a sequel instead.

>>714103289
that means nothing

>>714103647
Why does it mean nothing? I could easily just say Pauline being a kid now means nothing. This is a non argument.

>>714103289
Did Pauline create New Donk City or something? The place could easily have existed before Pauline

>>714103738
see
>>714103815

>>714099253
>1985

>>714100284
>now

>>714103289
Pauline isn't the founder of NDC, she becomes the mayor as an adult. NDC existing in a prequel isn't strange at all. Ditto for Cranky, as all the Kongs could also be simply younger in Bananza, just like Pauline. After all, Pauline is in her early twenties in Odyssey, so there would be less than a 10 year gap between the titles.

>he's run away

>>714104273
I guess. But don't you find the idea that it has this and all that signage still a little farfetched? Plus with all the references to "prior antagonists" and banana theivery, that implies this is still post-DKC, so at the earliest it would be pre-odyssey but I think Pauline would still be an adult by then unless she's waaaaay younger than Mario which I doubt.

>>714104626
>But don't you find the idea that it has this and all that signage still a little farfetched
As far fetched as this pauline being mario and pauline's daughter despite having the exact same traits as pauline?

Just give it up man

>>714104863
She has more of Pauline's genes than she has Mario's genes.

>>714104863
>Just give it up man
No, I'm discussing games with you this is what the board is for. You seem to think I'm more emotionally invested in this disagreement than I am. Anyways... I never said myself that was what the case was, I just don't think it's a prequel due to the other things I've mentioned (which you have not addressed.)

>>714104273
It's essentially just that, yea.This is working more as a soft reboot for DK now that he has a different design and everything. He's gonna be linked to Mario a bit more so they can both help each other sell games and it'll help with the movie that is coming up as well.

>>714105094
>I just don't think it's a prequel due to the other things I've mentioned (which you have not addressed.)
if >>714103289 is you then I and other anons have pointed out that that doesn't mean it can't be a prequel

>>714105418
Nintendo would not soft reboot Donkey Kong.
Pauline from DK '94, Mario vs. DK, and Odyssey, does not have magical superpowers.

>>714104626
>But don't you find the idea that it has this and all that signage still a little farfetched?
No? Either Pauline renames the city streets after her friend DK once she becomes mayor or they're just fun references to the DK series that are not meant to be taken seriously.

Ditto with Cranky making 4th wall breaking meta jokes about the old arcade and Country games. That's always been part of his character regardless if he's arcade DK or just DK's parental figure.

>>714105572
>Nintendo would not soft reboot Donkey Kong
Why? Because you don't like that isn't an answer

>previews tomorrow
mildly excited

>>714105715
Because it's the game that founded them, and insiders or someone else would have told us by now, we would know by now.

>>714056632
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/BoOm5zm4c8B19lPBT-ev7Q/
>>714100843
>>>/reddit/

Autism is a terrible thing

>>714105526
Again, Cranky's dialogue implies it's post DKC, how can it be a prequel if it's set after the period where both Mario and Pauline would already be adults? Everyone is fixating on the signs thing I dont get it. I meant that NDC in Bananza looks to still developed with like modern tech (like big screens you would see all over times square) and stuff, I probably should have specified that I hadn't realized people would think I meant the streets in odyssey.
>>714105689
I guess, but that was more a rare thing than something Nintendo themselves do much. I just don't see why he would reference them if it was a prequel, 4th wall aside he wouldn't have anything to reference and K Rool wouldn't be the implied subject matter if it was, unless they're going to make it so K Rool has even earlier precedent with the kongs before the country games, which might be neat.

>>714105572
Just like Nintendo wouldn't soft reboot Pikmin or Star Fox, right?

>>714091371
I wish there were more art of Pauline imitating DK and less porn.

>>714106096
Those aren't their flagship mascot franchise.

>>714056632
its sad because you know they could never make this canon, they could never make it canon that mario actually fucked peach. this is the closest thing to mario having a kid we will ever get.

>>714086127
>>714087362
this reminds me of those fake renders of mario and luigi's sons fighting an adult Ludwig

>>714106538
Well, it's probably for the best that he goes back with Pauline.
He left Pauline to chase after Peach.

NDC was founded after the events of Donkey Kong that's why the festival in Odyssey is mentioned as celebrating the beginning of NDC. So if NDC exists then Donkey Kong the original game must have happened.

>>714106480
...but Donkey Kong is?
>>714106076
You still haven't explained how Young!pauline being mario's daughter based on a one off line by Cranky Kong is more likely than than them just putting a reference in without really caring about timeline fuckery.

>>714106480
Pikmin is Miyamoto's baby, just like DK/Mario. He was also personally behind SFZero, so it's pretty clear he has no issues with franchise reboots.

Everything from DK's redesign to Bananza being handled internally by Nintendo for the first time since Jungle Beat screams reboot. A chance for Nintendo to reclaim DK as their own away from Rare's legacy, while still keeping some elements from the Rare days.

>>714106775
Donkey Kong is tied to Mario because it's the game in which Mario made his debut.

>>714106752
Also this isn't in support of Pauline in this game being Mario's daughter I just don't think it's prequel unless they retcon Mario odyssey which they might.

>>714086750
> I just want to know how Mario's story ends.

japan will collapse from the worst brith rate on earth before you get that. Its
like asking when mickey mouse is going to have some ending. (Closest you'd get is kingdom hearts? I guess)

Mario and Pokémon will keep going till this simulation or earth ends. (Or the next great flood) Or till that money printer finally breaks and future kids don't give a damn about bing bang yahoo. God only knows if kids past gen alpha will even give a shit about nintendo only us ancient millennials and zoomers will be the primary target possibly.

>>714056571 (OP)
Zdonk's big equine phallus.

>>714102446
>FP

>>714106775
Again: I NEVER made that claim. Please read my posts again.

>>714057054
you sound really based

>>714107124
Speaking of Japan's birthrate problem, don't you think that Nintendo could give Mario a daughter and use that to promote marriage and reproduction while also breathing new life into the Super Mario franchise?

>>714107838
Why are you so intent on pushing this retarded headcanon?

>long 35 minute intro sequence to dk banaza of Mario fucking Pauline Sr. raw
>"itsa me... Super Mario Fatherio!!!
>speaker shattering WAHOO as he ejaculates
Why did nintendo do this?

>>714106538
>they could never make it canon that mario actually fucked peach.

But it's ok to hint at a possibility of bowser nailing peach with bowser jr. claiming peach is the mom in sunshine. That would be 100x worse if that actually become canon But
at the same time , the funniest shit in gaming history too.

Browser is prideful with an ego so my personal view is that he just straight up lied to his son. He had to lower his standards and probably bang a 5/10 other turtle. But he really just loves peach but just can't get with her.

But I know there's fans out there that love the fetish of peach getting with bowser cause it makes there austim happy yet in reality miamoto himself said they're all actors in a play basically when you look at the whole thing in the most simple view. That's why everyone's able to get along and race each other in mario kart even the bad guys. Because in the end there just actors fictional ones that make old blood japanese dinosaurs shareholders happy.

>>714108293
>That would be 100x worse if that actually become canon But
>at the same time , the funniest shit in gaming history too.
yup, imagine the shitstorm

Odyssey ending mindbroke you

>>714108028
Because I grew up with Super Mario Odyssey, and one of the first Mario games I played was Mini-Land Mayhem.
I thought I was going to witness a new chapter in the Super Mario franchise.
When I didn't see Mario marry Peach, I was disappointed.
But now I'm 20, and I found out that Mario originally dumped Pauline.
And now, I'm seeing a lot of Mario in this new "Pauline" character.

>>714057031
he's a monke with a heart of gold

>>714108690
>Because I grew up with Super Mario Odyssey
what the fuck

>>714108759
Super Mario Odyssey came out almost 10 years ago, anon.

>>714108759
Yes, it's been 7 years, Anon.
I also read this board's initial reactions to Odyssey's ending, in the archive.

>>714056571 (OP)

>>714108690
Embarrassing that you're this invested in the fictional sex life of a character that's basically the epitome of a blank slate protagonist. Autism is a curse.

>>714107838
That's actually a great idea. Probably the most intelligent thing i've seen someone come up with on /v/ in a while.

I think that would bring such a big shock to the system. Just making mario family man and actually writing a good story around it with solid gameplay.
That'd be the funniest shit in the world if that actually saved the japanese. Or at least put a decent dent into it.

It just blows my mind the japanese have probably the most feminine beautiful women on earth and they won't bang. Or maybe the women have just become extremely picky.
(They work crazy hours to there money sucks and has lost alot of value So that discourages starting a family and the males have anime girls and now AI girlfriends) The japanese males are so lonely you can literally rent girlfriends there.

Money situations is a problem in the west too. I think most young guys just throw in the towel because of how fucking expensive a wife , kids and house is It's a luxury at this point unless you wanna go to a trailer park... These aren't the boomer days where a fucking janitor and waitress could get a good house and put a kid through school.

I guess that universe 25 experiment is real.
Who knows when you're race is isolated on a island for so long shit just gets complicated I guess.

>>714109084
I'm not that invested, I just don't have much else going on right now.

>>714087509
It is unironically because female humans are gigantic whores.
Penis size was sexually selected for.

>>714099571
NTA, it was implied in the very last episode but it’s not definitive.

>>714108293
The fact that peach had to question right after bowser jr said she was the mama kind of already started a decent shit storm even before social media was a big thing.

You have to accept that it's a game for kids with a G rated disney type of thing going on and peach is just a anaive bimbo virgin that doesn't know where kids come from. Gives her a strong case at the end of the day because she is a airhead bimbo up in till the mario movie.

( Speaking of disney , ariel is the only princess that has canonically fucked)

>>714110146
The thing was that Bowser lied to Bowser Jr. about who his mom was, meaning that he used to have a turtle woman who left him and gave him Bowser Jr. in his egg.

>>714109354
Declining birthrates is a issue in every developed country not just Japan. The issue won't be solved by Mario having a family because it's much deeper then that. The real cause probably has to do with society becoming less family and more work oriented which is due to a multitude of factors. Also older generations weren't well off as people paint them as.

>>714110489
Give her some giant titties and I would.

this game isn't even out and I hate its fanbase

>>714095835
Freckled chests are so kino
>>714100381
Hell yeah

>>714058937
ohhhh now we're talking

>>714108293
>miamoto himself
Who cares what Mr "Toads will instantly die if they put on different shirt or hat" thinks

>>714112867
Because he saved gaming.
His opinion matters.

>>714112975
>I INVENTED JRUMPING YOU WILL RISTEN!!!!!

>>714113317