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Anonymous No.714056571 >>714056632 >>714056739 >>714056769 >>714056808 >>714056860 >>714056889 >>714056918 >>714056948 >>714057280 >>714058248 >>714058354 >>714060940 >>714061153 >>714061793 >>714061929 >>714062373 >>714064141 >>714066661 >>714067232 >>714070845 >>714071993 >>714072120 >>714072869 >>714073002 >>714076674 >>714078858 >>714079354 >>714085482 >>714089378 >>714091675 >>714097624 >>714100757 >>714107514 >>714108993
What she see?
Anonymous No.714056632 >>714056849 >>714061283 >>714061884 >>714072678 >>714074689 >>714075313 >>714075827 >>714077778 >>714079354 >>714083543 >>714083992 >>714084346 >>714088551 >>714092795 >>714100843 >>714105849 >>714106538
>>714056571 (OP)
>*Who
She is Mario's daughter
Anonymous No.714056695
>GAAHH DK PUT THAT THING AWAY!
Anonymous No.714056739 >>714056946
>>714056571 (OP)
Big donkey cock
Bdc for short.
Anonymous No.714056769
>>714056571 (OP)
My banana
Anonymous No.714056808
>>714056571 (OP)
My hard drive.
Anonymous No.714056849
>>714056632
Are you okay anon? Why do you keep posting this everywhere religiously.
Anonymous No.714056860 >>714056913 >>714056934 >>714056943 >>714070938 >>714102239
>>714056571 (OP)
That's a child
Anonymous No.714056889
>>714056571 (OP)
Psycho Kong (Lanky Kong's creator)
Anonymous No.714056908
She saw the muri muri decay fo the world
Anonymous No.714056913 >>714099336
>>714056860
And?
Anonymous No.714056918 >>714056970 >>714067164 >>714071931
>>714056571 (OP)
little baby wants milk
Anonymous No.714056934
>>714056860
So, perfect then.
Anonymous No.714056943
>>714056860
Out of 10!
Anonymous No.714056946 >>714057054 >>714058126 >>714062436 >>714066654 >>714087509 >>714087709 >>714090947 >>714091042 >>714095879 >>714100694 >>714102767
>>714056739
Anon...
Gorillas have the smallest penises of any great ape, averaging 4cm for adult males
Anonymous No.714056948
>>714056571 (OP)
the amount of cringe in nu-nintendo games.
Anonymous No.714056970
>>714056918
Yes mama
Anonymous No.714056972 >>714057031 >>714059902
Anonymous No.714057031 >>714057107 >>714060896 >>714072058 >>714108752
>>714056972
Why is he so nice to her?
Anonymous No.714057054 >>714081853 >>714107736
>>714056946
It's a video game. Children don't ride donkey Kongs irl. He gonna fuck her though that's for sure. He gonna tear that pussi and asshole up.
Anonymous No.714057107
>>714057031
There dating/fucking. Or at least soon to be after there magical adventure.
Anonymous No.714057280 >>714057435
>>714056571 (OP)
Why did Nintendo make the child so sexually aluring?
Anonymous No.714057435 >>714057848
>>714057280
Because they know people would buy it and meme it or make porn of it this expanding the sale potential. Japan knows everyone wants to fuck kids.
Anonymous No.714057848 >>714071189
>>714057435
And ponys
Anonymous No.714058126
>>714056946
>Pauline mocking DK's tiny dick
Anonymous No.714058208 >>714058468 >>714072268
She's so ugly
Anonymous No.714058248 >>714058818 >>714058973 >>714102446
>>714056571 (OP)
A fat cock
Is that what you wanted to hear, OP?
A child being exposed to male genitalia?
Anonymous No.714058354
>>714056571 (OP)
Greasy italian from broiklyn throwing her adoptive monke father off a building.
Anonymous No.714058468
>>714058208
You are ugly, that's why she makes that face
Anonymous No.714058818
>>714058248
Mmm yes
Anonymous No.714058937 >>714060185 >>714062182 >>714062253 >>714072410 >>714091026 >>714111923
Anonymous No.714058973 >>714059356
>>714058248
Anonymous No.714059356
>>714058973
I got something else that lil slut can lick and suck on
Anonymous No.714059902 >>714060064
>>714056972
:D
Anonymous No.714060064 >>714060185
>>714059902
>:(
:D
>:D
Anonymous No.714060185
>>714060064
>:D
>>714058937
Anonymous No.714060228 >>714060548
If she had braces I genuinely wouldn't have been able to contain myself. First thing I will get modded when this console and game is hacked
Anonymous No.714060548
>>714060228
holy crap yes
Anonymous No.714060896
>>714057031
Mammals are generally nice to kids even of different species unless it's an extremely hungry carnivore
Anonymous No.714060940
>>714056571 (OP)
DK's thick dumpy backing up towards her
Anonymous No.714061153 >>714061532 >>714061567
>>714056571 (OP)
the price
Anonymous No.714061283
>>714056632
what an ugly design. I hate modern videogames.
Anonymous No.714061532
>>714061153
lol
Anonymous No.714061567
>>714061153
Somehow better than Mario Kart World
Anonymous No.714061667 >>714062512 >>714082252 >>714084558 >>714096673
Anonymous No.714061793 >>714061961
>>714056571 (OP)
Budding breasts
Anonymous No.714061884
>>714056632
What a cute design. I love modern videogames.
Anonymous No.714061929
>>714056571 (OP)
Her receding hairline.
Anonymous No.714061961
>>714061793
Hell no. Perfectly flat desk with mosquito bites.
Anonymous No.714062182
>>714058937
Why is she looking at me like that?
Anonymous No.714062253
>>714058937
Silly brat needs to know her place
Anonymous No.714062373 >>714066421
>>714056571 (OP)
Anonymous No.714062436
>>714056946
He's a Kong, you incel gorilla.
Anonymous No.714062495 >>714063608
How will Nintendo gamers react when they find out you can't make Pauline nude?
Anonymous No.714062512 >>714062612
>>714061667
link source
Anonymous No.714062612
>>714062512
meowverickart
Anonymous No.714063608 >>714072516
>>714062495
When it's emulatorable she will be made nude
Anonymous No.714063731 >>714064087 >>714065924
the internet has created 10x the pedophiles there would be in a normal, offline human population. if you see depictions of children and have thoughts other than protecting and genuinely caring for their wellbeing, your brain is doomed.
Anonymous No.714064087
>>714063731
>suddenly
Anonymous No.714064141
>>714056571 (OP)
Why are you ESL?
Anonymous No.714065924
>>714063731
>10x
Try 1000x I love loli and shota
Anonymous No.714066421
>>714062373
niggirno
Anonymous No.714066654
>>714056946
bbc sisters... our response?
Anonymous No.714066661
>>714056571 (OP)
Anonymous No.714067164 >>714071353 >>714089710 >>714089848
>>714056918
Anonymous No.714067232
>>714056571 (OP)
The texas law that goes into effect that bans her and jails anons
Anonymous No.714070845
>>714056571 (OP)
wario.
Anonymous No.714070938
>>714056860
Yes she is, why are you stating the obvious?
Anonymous No.714071189 >>714071602
>>714057848
Do not the horse
Anonymous No.714071353
>>714067164
Aww shes dressed just like mama
Anonymous No.714071602 >>714099571
>>714071189
I'm married to rainbow dash and we have 10 children
Anonymous No.714071931 >>714083696
>>714056918
Nice Blue Peach you got there anon her hair seems to be messed up

https://streamable.com/e9afll
Anonymous No.714071993
>>714056571 (OP)
Anonymous No.714072058 >>714072513 >>714072586 >>714089496
>>714057031
Well what else is he supposed to treat her like?
Anonymous No.714072120
>>714056571 (OP)
My collection of loli feet pics.
Anonymous No.714072268
>>714058208
The generic toddler babies are way worse dumb dumb
Anonymous No.714072410
>>714058937
Anonymous No.714072513
>>714072058
A sex slave. Because shes a good lil slut.
Anonymous No.714072516
>>714063608
>emulatorable

Emulated
Anonymous No.714072586 >>714072796 >>714076150
>>714072058
This pic implies dk dies at the end.
Anonymous No.714072678
>>714056632
Based if true.
Anonymous No.714072796
>>714072586
Everyone dies in the end. Even me. Even you. Even the hottest cunny will age and die one day
Anonymous No.714072869
>>714056571 (OP)
A tendie pedophile.
Anonymous No.714073002 >>714075815
>>714056571 (OP)
The biggest banana she's ever seen
Anonymous No.714073008
DKs BWC(his big Wonkey cock)
Anonymous No.714074689
>>714056632
fpbp
Anonymous No.714075313
>>714056632
give it up man you've posted this like 10 times in 4 days
Anonymous No.714075815
>>714073002
If you are gonna post kino at least source it
Anonymous No.714075827
>>714056632
I just woke up, so it's nice to see that other people agree with my theory.
Anonymous No.714075901
A kinky dong
Anonymous No.714076054
Cute and adorable
Anonymous No.714076150 >>714077545
>>714072586
At least DK will live the life of having a loli snuggled beside him before going to Banana Heaven
Anonymous No.714076674
>>714056571 (OP)
King K. Rool.
Anonymous No.714077545 >>714077624
>>714076150
Plus you know they fucked alot
Anonymous No.714077569
Anonymous No.714077624
>>714077545
They did not.
Donkey Kong will protect "Pauline" from King K. Rool.
Anonymous No.714077778
>>714056632
Sounds like cope but it’d be cool if this was actually Pauline Jr and DK Jr.
Anonymous No.714078260 >>714078693 >>714078698 >>714078884 >>714080579 >>714083569 >>714088135 >>714100368
Anonymous No.714078514
Anonymous No.714078693 >>714078774 >>714078803
>>714078260
pls explain this meme
Anonymous No.714078698 >>714078803
>>714078260
WHAT
Anonymous No.714078774
>>714078693
I actually don't know what it means yet, I just decided to make other versions of it.
Anonymous No.714078803 >>714078878
>>714078693
>>714078698
His donkey Kong cock compared to her body. He ripped that lil sluts asshole up!
Anonymous No.714078858 >>714081339 >>714099719
>>714056571 (OP)
Picrel
Anonymous No.714078878 >>714078975
>>714078803
How rude of you, he would never do that.
Anonymous No.714078884
>>714078260
I like her lips
Anonymous No.714078975 >>714079005
>>714078878
He did and he will continue to sodomize her and she loves every moment.
Anonymous No.714079005 >>714079935
>>714078975
No he will not.
Anonymous No.714079354 >>714079691
>>714056571 (OP)
>>714056632
Why is young Pauline's hair different from adult Pauline's? Does it mean anything?
Anonymous No.714079691
>>714079354
Hmm...
Anonymous No.714079935 >>714082109 >>714082698
>>714079005
I'm gonna commission porn of it. Deal with. I'm already hard(4inches)thinking about it.
Anonymous No.714080579
>>714078260
holy shit...
Anonymous No.714081339 >>714082072
>>714078858
Why did they report the more severe crime as an afterthought?
Anonymous No.714081853
>>714057054
you sound really deluded
Anonymous No.714082072
>>714081339
Because whats for mee it not for thee.
And that baby was a goy so who cares.
Anonymous No.714082109
>>714079935
Based porn coomissioner
Anonymous No.714082252
>>714061667
the real dk would never do that.
Anonymous No.714082426
Anonymous No.714082554
Isn't it kind of weird to pretend make-up on children is normal?
Anonymous No.714082681 >>714082938
pedophiles need to be brutally tortured to dead
Anonymous No.714082698
>>714079935
too late i stole your credit card, get fucked retard
Anonymous No.714082938 >>714083057
>>714082681
*lolicons
Anonymous No.714083008
Pauline is pure and must be protected.
Anonymous No.714083057 >>714099253
>>714082938
>he doesn’t know the backstory
Anonymous No.714083362
pedophiles need to be loved and praised
Anonymous No.714083534 >>714083737
Why are Nintendo fans like this?
Anonymous No.714083543 >>714083942
>>714056632
This is genuinely worse than the "Is Mozart still alive?" Pokemon legendary bird things. Pure schizo babble.
Anonymous No.714083569
>>714078260
>that hair part
Jesus, she's the Hero of Time's daughter!
Anonymous No.714083623
I love Pauline, I want to protect her.
Anonymous No.714083696
>>714071931
how did this happen?
Anonymous No.714083737
>>714083534
Why are they so based?
Anonymous No.714083942 >>714084230 >>714084373 >>714084487 >>714084491
>>714083543
It actually isn't a very far-fetched theory.
Anonymous No.714083992
>>714056632
Keep posting it man. You need to post way more than 10 times in 4 days
Anonymous No.714084230
>>714083942
Oh, now that you posted it twice, it does seem less crazy. Also, I'm pretty sure Dixie Kong is Loline's mom.
Anonymous No.714084294
King K Rool will take on a Khris Hansen persona and confiscate all of DK's loli porn to report him to the feds and get him kancelled.
Anonymous No.714084346
>>714056632
>DK Is gonna fuck Mario's daughter
based
Anonymous No.714084373
>>714083942
How do you have no self-awareness?
Anonymous No.714084474
>ctrl+f "weanus"
>0 results
Grim.
Anonymous No.714084487 >>714087006
>>714083942
Well if nu-Pauline is actually Mario's daughter, then perhaps the Cranky we see is actually Rare's DK.
Anonymous No.714084491 >>714084857
>>714083942
why do you want this to be true so bad? What does it even change in the grand scheme of things?
Anonymous No.714084558
>>714061667
Based and canon
Anonymous No.714084857 >>714085152
>>714084491
It gives Mario his happy ending.
Anonymous No.714085152 >>714085198
>>714084857
>happy ending
idk if seeing your daughter become a whore for BDC is a happy ending but you do you man
Anonymous No.714085198 >>714085282
>>714085152
That's not what happens, Anon.
Anonymous No.714085282 >>714085448
>>714085198
hey it has as much basis in reality as your schizo theory so now I assert it is true and will angrily reply and samefag at anyone who says otherwise
Anonymous No.714085448 >>714085667
>>714085282
You are angry about Mario having a daughter?
Anonymous No.714085482
>>714056571 (OP)
kek
Anonymous No.714085586
Anonymous No.714085667 >>714085817 >>714085872 >>714085938
>>714085448
mario's daughter gets split in half by donkey kong every night
Anonymous No.714085817
>>714085667
faggot
Anonymous No.714085872 >>714085928 >>714085968 >>714092518
>>714085667
True but not in the way you're thinking
Anonymous No.714085928
>>714085872
kek
Anonymous No.714085938
>>714085667
Okay, yeah, you are very angry at the thought of Mario potentially having a daughter.
Have a more wholesome image.
Anonymous No.714085968
>>714085872
Now do this with K Rool getting crushed.
Anonymous No.714086016 >>714086115 >>714086320
Anonymous No.714086115
>>714086016
kino
Anonymous No.714086127 >>714086257 >>714087362 >>714106712
Anonymous No.714086184
I guess she fits well with DK in that they both look not quite right
Anonymous No.714086229
>none of the schizo images are a less than a minute apart
Anonymous No.714086257
>>714086127
super zoomer bros
Anonymous No.714086320 >>714086404 >>714086487 >>714086501
>>714086016
Did peach rejecting Mario in Odyssey mind break because you're clearly obsessed with this shit idea. Mario won't get a happy ending because there won't be a ending for him.
Anonymous No.714086404 >>714086513
>>714086320
I just think it's funny.
Anonymous No.714086487
>>714086320
I don't think Mario should be with Peach.
Anonymous No.714086501 >>714086750
>>714086320
I think this is what's triggering him yeah
Anonymous No.714086513
>>714086404
You know what keep posting it if you find it fun.
Anonymous No.714086750 >>714086856 >>714087152 >>714107124
>>714086501
I'm not mad that Peach rejected Mario.
I just want Nintendo to give Mario an ending.
Whether it's with Peach or Pauline isn't as relevant, I just want to know how Mario's story ends.
That doesn't mean that Nintendo has to stop making Mario games either.
Anonymous No.714086856
>>714086750
Pretty sure the series ends with the Mario Land games, then moves on to Wario and his adventures. Mario's moved on from Peach and has his own damn island with a castle on it.
Anonymous No.714087006 >>714092330
>>714084487
that’d make zero sense
Anonymous No.714087094
Donkey Kongs big Donkey Dong
Anonymous No.714087152 >>714087416
>>714086750
what does an "ending" even mean. He's Mario. It's not like he's a story driven RPG protagonist.
Anonymous No.714087362 >>714087608 >>714091958 >>714096702 >>714098475 >>714106712
>>714086127
I hate this
Anonymous No.714087416 >>714087698 >>714088232
>>714087152
I'm talking about the narrative that began with Mario leaving Pauline to save Peach from getting kidnapped over and over again, and ends with Bowser letting go of Peach who travels around the world while Mario reunites with Pauline in New Donk City.
Anonymous No.714087440 >>714087629 >>714092719 >>714098616
Anonymous No.714087509 >>714109456
>>714056946
Yeah, I found it pretty funny how humans have the biggest cocks of all primates.
Anonymous No.714087608
>>714087362
That is Bowser's wife that Bowser didn't tell Bowser Jr. about.
Anonymous No.714087629
>>714087440
kek
Anonymous No.714087698 >>714087832
>>714087416
What?
Anonymous No.714087709
>>714056946
Relatable
Anonymous No.714087832
>>714087698
Didn't you believe that Super Mario Odyssey was going to be mainline Mario's grand finale?
Anonymous No.714088135
>>714078260
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Anonymous No.714088218 >>714088285 >>714098767
Anonymous No.714088232 >>714088358
>>714087416
>the narrative
>Mario leaving Pauline to save Peach
I'm sorry but there is no narrative weight to this as it's never mentioned in any game and is therefore not important. All you have is that old interview were the devs joke about Mario breaking up with Pauline to explain why she's gone. There's no payoff here because there's no build up to it and Mario shows no interest in Pauline from what we see in Odyssey.
Anonymous No.714088285
>>714088218
Grandpa in the back is straight out of a Dolmio's ad.
Anonymous No.714088358 >>714088524
>>714088232
Anonymous No.714088524
>>714088358
>Old interview I mentioned
>Taking jump up Super star lyrics out of context
Wow great narrative you got here
Anonymous No.714088551
>>714056632
Holly shit! A MarioxPauline flat-earther still exists!
Anonymous No.714089047
Remember that Pauline is a midget.
Anonymous No.714089378
>>714056571 (OP)
The BLACK.
Anonymous No.714089496
>>714072058
Anonymous No.714089710 >>714090384
>>714067164
Little girls should not wear makeup...
Anonymous No.714089848 >>714090384
>>714067164
I really don't like this.
Anonymous No.714090304
Can't wait for a switch 2 emulator and the modding scene that will follow
Anonymous No.714090384 >>714090604 >>714090827 >>714098924
>>714089710
>>714089848
What's wrong? Did you get a stiffy?
Anonymous No.714090604
>>714090384
OH BANANA
Anonymous No.714090827 >>714091371
>>714090384
no, it's not attractive at all.
Anonymous No.714090947
>>714056946
OHNONONONO KONGCELS OUR RESPONSE??
Anonymous No.714091026 >>714091105
>>714058937
what's that? is that the face of a brat in dire need of correction??
Anonymous No.714091042
>>714056946
now divide by height and see what happens
Anonymous No.714091105
>>714091026
Anonymous No.714091150 >>714099025
She's 13. Too old. But she has a toddler body. Too young.
Anonymous No.714091234
Her eyes bother me.
DK's eyes bother me.
What's up with eyes, Nintendo?
Anonymous No.714091303
Mario is also very short.
HMM...
Anonymous No.714091371 >>714091446 >>714106136
>>714090827
Sure, I believe you
Anonymous No.714091446
>>714091371
thanks
Anonymous No.714091675
>>714056571 (OP)
She's recoiling in fear and aprehension from a very obvious ESL poster.
Anonymous No.714091958
>>714087362
Didnt even notice that, I'm lmaoing irl
Anonymous No.714091974
Anonymous No.714092330 >>714092623
>>714087006
that would mean Kongs age super fast but then again Diddy looks the same
Anonymous No.714092518
>>714085872
exquisite, but would be way funnier if the victim was void kong or k rool instead hell even mario
Anonymous No.714092623
>>714092330
Perhaps Donkey Kong Country takes place 13 years after Donkey Kong Arcade?
Also, there's 13 years between 1981 and 1994.
Anonymous No.714092719 >>714096470
>>714087440
wait if she's the mayor doesn't she earn enough money?
Anonymous No.714092763
Crazy how this happen though?
Anonymous No.714092795
>>714056632
This kind of post died out 10 years ago
Anonymous No.714093462
Anonymous No.714095835 >>714111034
monke
Anonymous No.714095879
>>714056946
Good thing DK can become a horse now.
Anonymous No.714096470
>>714092719
she spends it all on her shots lovers
Anonymous No.714096673
>>714061667
Funny how PPG porn is totally fine but Pauline's is scrubbed off of the internet.
Anonymous No.714096702
>>714087362
jim sterling?
Anonymous No.714097624 >>714097759
>>714056571 (OP)
My shmeat
Anonymous No.714097759
>>714097624
She did not.
Anonymous No.714098475
>>714087362
The more you look at it the more cursed it becomes
Anonymous No.714098526
Do you think anyone in the 80s ever played the donkey kong arcade cabinet and saw the lady and wondered if anyone was going to masturbate to her one day
Anonymous No.714098616
>>714087440
Lmao this meme trope is too funny
Anonymous No.714098767
>>714088218
Anonymous No.714098924
>>714090384
NTA but I think that anon is trying to speak facts about women embracing their own natural beauty
Anonymous No.714099025
>>714091150
Anything above single digits is fine in my book
Anonymous No.714099253 >>714103971
>>714083057
What backstory?
Anonymous No.714099273 >>714099359
bunch of previews tomorrow, can't wait
Anonymous No.714099336
>>714056913
>And?
Anonymous No.714099359 >>714099490 >>714099515
>>714099273
What previews?
Anonymous No.714099490
>>714099359
of your mom's onlyfans
Anonymous No.714099515 >>714099652
>>714099359
bananza
bunch of press release stuff and embargoed previews being revealed
Anonymous No.714099571 >>714110047
>>714071602
Wasn't she a lesbian?
Reminder: Pinkie Pie is married to Weird Al('s character)
Anonymous No.714099652 >>714099729
>>714099515
Is this going to be the same in-store demo, or a new one?
Anonymous No.714099719
>>714078858
Ugh. Disgusting

They misgendered her
Anonymous No.714099729 >>714100105
>>714099652
apparently different build
Anonymous No.714100045 >>714100378
ramping that bananza advertising in japan
Anonymous No.714100105 >>714100154
>>714099729
Why a different build?
There have been 2 builds so far, the first one has Odd Rock in levels where Pauline should be.
Anonymous No.714100154 >>714100259
>>714100105
probably ones with the other bananza forms?
Anonymous No.714100259 >>714100294
>>714100154
The elephant and the giraffe?
Anonymous No.714100284 >>714104006
wtf yall are sexualizing this baby-Pauline now?

fucking seek help you child fucking troglodytes.
Anonymous No.714100294 >>714100398
>>714100259
no ostrich and zebra, the store demos only have kong bananza
Anonymous No.714100368
>>714078260
Like father like daughter....
Anonymous No.714100378
>>714100045
>old art without Pauline
:(
Anonymous No.714100381 >>714100527 >>714111034
Anonymous No.714100398
>>714100294
Ok.
Anonymous No.714100527
>>714100381
Nice
Anonymous No.714100694
>>714056946
My nigga expand dong dosnt follow those rules
Anonymous No.714100757
>>714056571 (OP)
Anonymous No.714100843 >>714105849
>>714056632
Anonymous No.714100851
GOTY 2026
Anonymous No.714102239
>>714056860
So what did she see?
Anonymous No.714102446 >>714107624
>>714058248
FPBP
Anonymous No.714102767 >>714103041
>>714056946
>average crocodile penis is around 15 inches
Anonymous No.714103041
>>714102767
EXTEND KROC
Anonymous No.714103118 >>714103289 >>714103412 >>714103581
Why is everyone being retarded about this its obvious it's just an odyssey prequel
Anonymous No.714103289 >>714103647 >>714103815 >>714104273 >>714105526
>>714103118
New Donk City is visible in the background off a vista in the tutorial level and there are new donk city crates all over the place, and Cranky Kong exists and is still old. So it is not likely to be a prequel.
Anonymous No.714103412
>>714103118
It COULD be an Odyssey prequel by a few months.
What if King K. Rool becomes the hero and gets his own Avenue, and then Mario shows up a few months later?
Anonymous No.714103581
>>714103118
The DK fanbase is extremely autistic about Rare's Cranky Kong "lore", so they make up a shit ton of theories to justify the game somehow being a sequel instead.
Anonymous No.714103647 >>714103738
>>714103289
that means nothing
Anonymous No.714103738 >>714103919
>>714103647
Why does it mean nothing? I could easily just say Pauline being a kid now means nothing. This is a non argument.
Anonymous No.714103815 >>714103919
>>714103289
Did Pauline create New Donk City or something? The place could easily have existed before Pauline
Anonymous No.714103919
>>714103738
see
>>714103815
Anonymous No.714103971
>>714099253
>1985
Anonymous No.714104006
>>714100284
>now
Anonymous No.714104273 >>714104626 >>714105418
>>714103289
Pauline isn't the founder of NDC, she becomes the mayor as an adult. NDC existing in a prequel isn't strange at all. Ditto for Cranky, as all the Kongs could also be simply younger in Bananza, just like Pauline. After all, Pauline is in her early twenties in Odyssey, so there would be less than a 10 year gap between the titles.
Anonymous No.714104530
>he's run away
Anonymous No.714104626 >>714104863 >>714105689
>>714104273
I guess. But don't you find the idea that it has this and all that signage still a little farfetched? Plus with all the references to "prior antagonists" and banana theivery, that implies this is still post-DKC, so at the earliest it would be pre-odyssey but I think Pauline would still be an adult by then unless she's waaaaay younger than Mario which I doubt.
Anonymous No.714104863 >>714105043 >>714105094
>>714104626
>But don't you find the idea that it has this and all that signage still a little farfetched
As far fetched as this pauline being mario and pauline's daughter despite having the exact same traits as pauline?

Just give it up man
Anonymous No.714105043
>>714104863
She has more of Pauline's genes than she has Mario's genes.
Anonymous No.714105094 >>714105526
>>714104863
>Just give it up man
No, I'm discussing games with you this is what the board is for. You seem to think I'm more emotionally invested in this disagreement than I am. Anyways... I never said myself that was what the case was, I just don't think it's a prequel due to the other things I've mentioned (which you have not addressed.)
Anonymous No.714105418 >>714105572
>>714104273
It's essentially just that, yea.This is working more as a soft reboot for DK now that he has a different design and everything. He's gonna be linked to Mario a bit more so they can both help each other sell games and it'll help with the movie that is coming up as well.
Anonymous No.714105526 >>714106076
>>714105094
>I just don't think it's a prequel due to the other things I've mentioned (which you have not addressed.)
if >>714103289 is you then I and other anons have pointed out that that doesn't mean it can't be a prequel
Anonymous No.714105572 >>714105715 >>714106096
>>714105418
Nintendo would not soft reboot Donkey Kong.
Pauline from DK '94, Mario vs. DK, and Odyssey, does not have magical superpowers.
Anonymous No.714105689 >>714106076
>>714104626
>But don't you find the idea that it has this and all that signage still a little farfetched?
No? Either Pauline renames the city streets after her friend DK once she becomes mayor or they're just fun references to the DK series that are not meant to be taken seriously.

Ditto with Cranky making 4th wall breaking meta jokes about the old arcade and Country games. That's always been part of his character regardless if he's arcade DK or just DK's parental figure.
Anonymous No.714105715 >>714105795
>>714105572
>Nintendo would not soft reboot Donkey Kong
Why? Because you don't like that isn't an answer
Anonymous No.714105740
>previews tomorrow
mildly excited
Anonymous No.714105795
>>714105715
Because it's the game that founded them, and insiders or someone else would have told us by now, we would know by now.
Anonymous No.714105849
>>714056632
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/BoOm5zm4c8B19lPBT-ev7Q/
>>714100843
>>>/reddit/
Anonymous No.714105904
Autism is a terrible thing
Anonymous No.714106076 >>714106775
>>714105526
Again, Cranky's dialogue implies it's post DKC, how can it be a prequel if it's set after the period where both Mario and Pauline would already be adults? Everyone is fixating on the signs thing I dont get it. I meant that NDC in Bananza looks to still developed with like modern tech (like big screens you would see all over times square) and stuff, I probably should have specified that I hadn't realized people would think I meant the streets in odyssey.
>>714105689
I guess, but that was more a rare thing than something Nintendo themselves do much. I just don't see why he would reference them if it was a prequel, 4th wall aside he wouldn't have anything to reference and K Rool wouldn't be the implied subject matter if it was, unless they're going to make it so K Rool has even earlier precedent with the kongs before the country games, which might be neat.
Anonymous No.714106096 >>714106480
>>714105572
Just like Nintendo wouldn't soft reboot Pikmin or Star Fox, right?
Anonymous No.714106136
>>714091371
I wish there were more art of Pauline imitating DK and less porn.
Anonymous No.714106480 >>714106775 >>714106894
>>714106096
Those aren't their flagship mascot franchise.
Anonymous No.714106538 >>714106735 >>714108293
>>714056632
its sad because you know they could never make this canon, they could never make it canon that mario actually fucked peach. this is the closest thing to mario having a kid we will ever get.
Anonymous No.714106712
>>714086127
>>714087362
this reminds me of those fake renders of mario and luigi's sons fighting an adult Ludwig
Anonymous No.714106735
>>714106538
Well, it's probably for the best that he goes back with Pauline.
He left Pauline to chase after Peach.
Anonymous No.714106752 >>714106997
NDC was founded after the events of Donkey Kong that's why the festival in Odyssey is mentioned as celebrating the beginning of NDC. So if NDC exists then Donkey Kong the original game must have happened.
Anonymous No.714106775 >>714106908 >>714107682
>>714106480
...but Donkey Kong is?
>>714106076
You still haven't explained how Young!pauline being mario's daughter based on a one off line by Cranky Kong is more likely than than them just putting a reference in without really caring about timeline fuckery.
Anonymous No.714106894
>>714106480
Pikmin is Miyamoto's baby, just like DK/Mario. He was also personally behind SFZero, so it's pretty clear he has no issues with franchise reboots.

Everything from DK's redesign to Bananza being handled internally by Nintendo for the first time since Jungle Beat screams reboot. A chance for Nintendo to reclaim DK as their own away from Rare's legacy, while still keeping some elements from the Rare days.
Anonymous No.714106908
>>714106775
Donkey Kong is tied to Mario because it's the game in which Mario made his debut.
Anonymous No.714106997
>>714106752
Also this isn't in support of Pauline in this game being Mario's daughter I just don't think it's prequel unless they retcon Mario odyssey which they might.
Anonymous No.714107124 >>714107838
>>714086750
> I just want to know how Mario's story ends.

japan will collapse from the worst brith rate on earth before you get that. Its
like asking when mickey mouse is going to have some ending. (Closest you'd get is kingdom hearts? I guess)

Mario and PokΓ©mon will keep going till this simulation or earth ends. (Or the next great flood) Or till that money printer finally breaks and future kids don't give a damn about bing bang yahoo. God only knows if kids past gen alpha will even give a shit about nintendo only us ancient millennials and zoomers will be the primary target possibly.
Anonymous No.714107514
>>714056571 (OP)
Zdonk's big equine phallus.
Anonymous No.714107624
>>714102446
>FP
Anonymous No.714107682
>>714106775
Again: I NEVER made that claim. Please read my posts again.
Anonymous No.714107736
>>714057054
you sound really based
Anonymous No.714107838 >>714108028 >>714109354
>>714107124
Speaking of Japan's birthrate problem, don't you think that Nintendo could give Mario a daughter and use that to promote marriage and reproduction while also breathing new life into the Super Mario franchise?
Anonymous No.714108028 >>714108690
>>714107838
Why are you so intent on pushing this retarded headcanon?
Anonymous No.714108115
>long 35 minute intro sequence to dk banaza of Mario fucking Pauline Sr. raw
>"itsa me... Super Mario Fatherio!!!
>speaker shattering WAHOO as he ejaculates
Why did nintendo do this?
Anonymous No.714108293 >>714108383 >>714110146 >>714112867
>>714106538
>they could never make it canon that mario actually fucked peach.

But it's ok to hint at a possibility of bowser nailing peach with bowser jr. claiming peach is the mom in sunshine. That would be 100x worse if that actually become canon But
at the same time , the funniest shit in gaming history too.

Browser is prideful with an ego so my personal view is that he just straight up lied to his son. He had to lower his standards and probably bang a 5/10 other turtle. But he really just loves peach but just can't get with her.

But I know there's fans out there that love the fetish of peach getting with bowser cause it makes there austim happy yet in reality miamoto himself said they're all actors in a play basically when you look at the whole thing in the most simple view. That's why everyone's able to get along and race each other in mario kart even the bad guys. Because in the end there just actors fictional ones that make old blood japanese dinosaurs shareholders happy.
Anonymous No.714108383
>>714108293
>That would be 100x worse if that actually become canon But
>at the same time , the funniest shit in gaming history too.
yup, imagine the shitstorm
Anonymous No.714108451
Odyssey ending mindbroke you
Anonymous No.714108690 >>714108759 >>714109084
>>714108028
Because I grew up with Super Mario Odyssey, and one of the first Mario games I played was Mini-Land Mayhem.
I thought I was going to witness a new chapter in the Super Mario franchise.
When I didn't see Mario marry Peach, I was disappointed.
But now I'm 20, and I found out that Mario originally dumped Pauline.
And now, I'm seeing a lot of Mario in this new "Pauline" character.
Anonymous No.714108752
>>714057031
he's a monke with a heart of gold
Anonymous No.714108759 >>714108815 >>714108987
>>714108690
>Because I grew up with Super Mario Odyssey
what the fuck
Anonymous No.714108815
>>714108759
Super Mario Odyssey came out almost 10 years ago, anon.
Anonymous No.714108987
>>714108759
Yes, it's been 7 years, Anon.
I also read this board's initial reactions to Odyssey's ending, in the archive.
Anonymous No.714108993
>>714056571 (OP)
Anonymous No.714109084 >>714109360
>>714108690
Embarrassing that you're this invested in the fictional sex life of a character that's basically the epitome of a blank slate protagonist. Autism is a curse.
Anonymous No.714109354 >>714110661
>>714107838
That's actually a great idea. Probably the most intelligent thing i've seen someone come up with on /v/ in a while.

I think that would bring such a big shock to the system. Just making mario family man and actually writing a good story around it with solid gameplay.
That'd be the funniest shit in the world if that actually saved the japanese. Or at least put a decent dent into it.

It just blows my mind the japanese have probably the most feminine beautiful women on earth and they won't bang. Or maybe the women have just become extremely picky.
(They work crazy hours to there money sucks and has lost alot of value So that discourages starting a family and the males have anime girls and now AI girlfriends) The japanese males are so lonely you can literally rent girlfriends there.

Money situations is a problem in the west too. I think most young guys just throw in the towel because of how fucking expensive a wife , kids and house is It's a luxury at this point unless you wanna go to a trailer park... These aren't the boomer days where a fucking janitor and waitress could get a good house and put a kid through school.

I guess that universe 25 experiment is real.
Who knows when you're race is isolated on a island for so long shit just gets complicated I guess.
Anonymous No.714109360
>>714109084
I'm not that invested, I just don't have much else going on right now.
Anonymous No.714109456
>>714087509
It is unironically because female humans are gigantic whores.
Penis size was sexually selected for.
Anonymous No.714110047
>>714099571
NTA, it was implied in the very last episode but it’s not definitive.
Anonymous No.714110146 >>714110489
>>714108293
The fact that peach had to question right after bowser jr said she was the mama kind of already started a decent shit storm even before social media was a big thing.

You have to accept that it's a game for kids with a G rated disney type of thing going on and peach is just a anaive bimbo virgin that doesn't know where kids come from. Gives her a strong case at the end of the day because she is a airhead bimbo up in till the mario movie.

( Speaking of disney , ariel is the only princess that has canonically fucked)
Anonymous No.714110489 >>714110701
>>714110146
The thing was that Bowser lied to Bowser Jr. about who his mom was, meaning that he used to have a turtle woman who left him and gave him Bowser Jr. in his egg.
Anonymous No.714110661
>>714109354
Declining birthrates is a issue in every developed country not just Japan. The issue won't be solved by Mario having a family because it's much deeper then that. The real cause probably has to do with society becoming less family and more work oriented which is due to a multitude of factors. Also older generations weren't well off as people paint them as.
Anonymous No.714110701
>>714110489
Give her some giant titties and I would.
Anonymous No.714110818
this game isn't even out and I hate its fanbase
Anonymous No.714111034
>>714095835
Freckled chests are so kino
>>714100381
Hell yeah
Anonymous No.714111923
>>714058937
ohhhh now we're talking
Anonymous No.714112867 >>714112975
>>714108293
>miamoto himself
Who cares what Mr "Toads will instantly die if they put on different shirt or hat" thinks
Anonymous No.714112975 >>714113317
>>714112867
Because he saved gaming.
His opinion matters.
Anonymous No.714113317 >>714113446
>>714112975
>I INVENTED JRUMPING YOU WILL RISTEN!!!!!
Anonymous No.714113446
>>714113317