Thread 714057345 - /v/ [Archived: 652 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:39:34 AM No.714057345
IMG_7897
IMG_7897
md5: 63338bae5b6d6f6e8928ba8a592e3a39🔍
>red is strong
>AIIIIIEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOO HOW CAN THIS BE HELP ME MARK THE GAME IS DYING AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE *shits diaper* *plaps clitty* BAN IT BAN THE THING I DON’T LIKE

Why are controlfags and combofags all EXACTLY like this? Is literally every control player a tranny?
Replies: >>714057838
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:42:59 AM No.714057497
talosian
talosian
md5: 9a91a26a81da2ae9884dd0fd52dadd4b🔍
>midrange v midrange
Replies: >>714057826
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:50:59 AM No.714057826
>>714057497
Honestly how it's meant to be played
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:51:12 AM No.714057838
eddymurk-crab-59083
eddymurk-crab-59083
md5: 2007e7512482f7a8e40e1fe05a6b4f49🔍
>>714057345 (OP)
Remember when Blue was the most annoying?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:59:29 AM No.714058227
file
file
md5: c8709c4c6c5eb0db455c10f7d132a0cd🔍
As someone that has played nothing but monored in Standard for months, I do have to agree with the whiners in that it's ridiculous strong. And I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT, JERRY!

>Monstrous Rage
Insanely pushed combat trick. A +3/+1 trample effect is very strong for a mere one mana, but then, even better, the trample fucking STICKS? Holy shit. So not only do I get to trade my guys with anything, not only do I get to push damage, but god forbid these fags are unable to deal with the monstrous raged creature the turn that I cast this spell, because now I have AT LEAST a 2/3 trample on the board with damage spells on my hand, let alone something crazy like a 6/6 trample. The world is my oyster.
>The Mice Package
Heartfire Hero is the particularly disgusting one as a really pushed creature, but you also have Emberheart Challenger, with prowess and pseudo card draw, and then to tie it all together, Manifold Mouse. Not only can Manifold Mouse create two of itself if you're late in the game, but it perfectly synergizes with the other 2 mice. Giving out free triggers for them every turn. The three Miceketeers are best friends and take over games by themselves.
>Screaming Nemesis
The weakest of the cards but my favorite by far. You can ban whatever you want, Wizards, just don't ban this bad bitch. There is literally nothing more satisfying in MTG Arena Standard right now than playing this. Attacks excellently, blocks excellently. Seeing a lifegain fag sweat profusely when I drop this down is a balm for my soul.
>Rockface Village
Oh yeah, let me just activate my mice squad effects and give haste to Heartfire Hero, why not? Or trigger "free" (cardless) activations of Hero or Challenger. B-B-B-B-BASED
And just as a bonus
>Sunspine Lynx
Sitting pretty on my sideboard. Another very satisfying thing to do in MTG Arena? Play this bad boy when the opponent has 4+ nonbasic lands.

God DAMN, I love the Mice deck. This shit is fun. And I will say "Fair play" if it gets banned.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:03:26 AM No.714058424
file
file
md5: 2e124b6762d96f392036ada59195ac37🔍
Seriously, look at this shit.

Haha, cool Terra based deck, bro. Cool Rydia. Cool Yuna. Cool FF summons. Cool overlords. Cool Terra. Oh, what's that? You have 7 non-basic lands so that you can cast all this cool shit? OOOOOOPS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Replies: >>714058470
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:04:24 AM No.714058470
>>714058424
Based red deck keeping degenerate mana cheaters honest
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:09:38 AM No.714058734
1751118846876099
1751118846876099
md5: dd79cf0d30f0a95372083d3fa3dea6c1🔍
Here are the only three FF cards that have managed to make a dent on Magic Arena's Standard meta. Say something nice about them.
Replies: >>714058801 >>714058884
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:10:55 AM No.714058794
OPbro, you made a cool thread but had "tranny" in the OP so it got auto-saged. Sorry. Better luck next time.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:11:02 AM No.714058801
1650783420346
1650783420346
md5: 9f778f463742465bf499f6f35c25a37a🔍
>>714058734
>More Red
Replies: >>714058884
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:13:14 AM No.714058884
>>714058734
>>714058801
kek based