Thread 714058268

What is the tootsie roll of video games?

>>714058268 (OP)
how the fuck do you expect someone to answer this

>>714058268 (OP)
Racing games
>simple formula
>been the same forever
>none of them are particularly great
>but everyone thinks they're at least alright
>has a small dedicated audience of boomer enthusiasts

>>714058268 (OP)
Kirby based on what >>714058505
said.

>>714058603
Kirby is also sweet and chewy, and available in many flavors.

>>714058268 (OP)
I like tootsie rolls, that is all.

>>714058268 (OP)
Idk but vanilla tootsie rolls are so good

I think people who enjoy the fruit tootsie rolls should be removed from the gene pool

>>714059178
idk fruit candies in general are usually based, I really enjoy artificial banana flavor

>>714058505
not me, i hate racing games

>>714058268 (OP)
I'd say the video game equivalent is probably like burger time or spy hunter, some vintage arcade games, just like a tootsie roll, it's decent when you want something even if it's old and not the best, it's someone's nostalgic favorite.

Why does American chocolate taste so bad?

>>714058268 (OP)
>reuses the old batch
So basically reusing old code? Bethesda games maybe.

>>714059332
>I really enjoy artificial banana flavor

>>714062528
You're the first one to mention chocolate alien, let that sink in

>>714062907
I looked it up and a Tootsie Roll is chocolate, corn syrup, and vegetable oil.

>>714058268 (OP)
As some one who has never heard of, seen or tasted a tootsie roll, how the fuck am I supposed to know?

>>714062984
You must go on a quest to acquire and consume a tootsie roll, and then report back.

>>714062962
Wow, It has chocolate in it? Cool.

>>714058268 (OP)
wtf even is a tootsie roll, chocolate? tastes like ass

Does anybody actually like these things? They're terrible

>>714062984
It's like chocolate-flavoured toffee.

>>714063098
>Tootsie Roll (/ˈtʊtsi/) is a chocolate taffy candy that has been manufactured in the United States since 1907.
>The current U.S. ingredients of a Tootsie Roll are: sugar, corn syrup, partially hydrogenated basedbean oil, condensed skim milk, cocoa, whey, onions lecithin, and artificial and natural flavors.[22]
>In 2009, Tootsie Rolls became certified kosher by the Orthodox Union

>>714063171
Why does everything in America have corn syrup in it?

>>714062984
>am I supposed to know?
Tootsie rolls are not only the same recipe forever but the final mix cycle into the candy stage is started by adding a Tootsie roll. So on some level it's been one continuous batch since 1907.
That's why the answer, like an anon already said, is racing games. It's going down a set path for a time and position. The AI is almost always some form or catch up BS. Sure the graphics change but they are all the same get from A to B first...

Match Three clones

>>714063258
Ancient Native secret

>>714063258
corn subsidies
the great plains grow a lot of corn

>>714063171
>onions lecithin
wtf i didn't know there were onions in tootsie rolls?

>>714063386
High Chief Tootsie make-um rivers run with maize syrup. Wash away many wig-wam and turn-um skin red.

>>714063171
>onions
I fucking hate women so much it's unreal

>>714063171
What is a basedbean?

>>714063490
It's like a cringebean but the other way around

>>714063450
LMAO

>>714058268 (OP)
Why would anyone choose this over real chocolate?

>>714063258
Loophole to get around laws that taxed sugar.

>>714063171
It really is a testament to the quality of our moderation that 75% of the board at any given moment can be drooling retards using the same handful of buzzwords, and yet we still have these retarded filters that only stop people from discussing food at this point.

>>714058268 (OP)
i remember hearing somewhere about how cave in their declining years would buy defective pcbs and then bypass the shitty parts

>>714063258
Most of the US is flyover states, and what you fly over is 70% corn (the other 30% is onions). Corn syrup is just a sugar made from corn starch rather than a sugar made from cane or beets, and is way cheaper.

>>714063572
Tootsie Rolls are awesome.
t. 30 year old boomer

>>714063135
>>714063138

>>714059332
Hey Cory.

>>714058268 (OP)
undertale