Thread 714064082

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>>714064103
XP

This kid must be in his thirties by now

>join voice chat
>get told to shut up/ go back in the kitchen/ get obsessively stalked for months on end

>>714064235
you will NEVER be a woman

>>714064235
You WILL be my woman

Hi! Few things to start off with 1. Yes added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm I Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. I If anything, I'll be the one in I the kitchen =D.

I've legit never had a mic

>>714064082 (OP)
this kid is 27 now

>>714064440
Cooking your parents?

>>714064082 (OP)
TELL ME
TELL ME NOOOOOOWWWWWW

>>714064082 (OP)
>turns mic on
>burps
>turns mic off

>>714064082 (OP)
you fricking frick

>join voice chat
>everyone instantly knows i am German

>>714064082 (OP)
I've become too shy to talk to strangers on the internet

>>714066606
>Xbox friends feel the need to burp/sneeze/cough like a choking victim from their hit loud as fuck into the mic at all times because it's "funny"
>Would probably fart into mic too if it was convenient
>Refuse to stop when I told them to act like fucking humans
I don't miss them

>Get mic
>Start talking
>Sup bitch got insta?
>I'm having a crush on you...
>Get targetted for the whole game
>Are you a child or a real woman?
Yeah, I'm just gonna stick to typing

>>714068256
Just say you're a child, avoid the other issues. Might even have a few cool dudes give you the "lil bro" treatment. Just hope it doesn't awaken anything in you.

>>714064440
I'm a dude and this shit makes me shiver, can't imagine how creepy this looks to a girl

>>714068256
good i fucking hate having to deal with women in online spaces not just because theyre annoying or not good but because they inherently bring about orbiters that distract from the game and usually all end up on a discord server together or some shit. also tits or gtfo

>>714064082 (OP)
Literally what games even exist nowadays that have voice chat beside Valve games?

Kids these days CANNOT handle voice chat. One simple gamer word and their brainwashing kicks in

Why don't women just use voice changers in video games if they get bothered by it so much

RECOMMEND ME A GAME THAT ALLOWS ME TO BRUTALIZE WOMEN NOW

>>714068657
This, they already wear makeup to hide their face every single day.

>>714068657
>>714068759
attention

>>714068468
Total lack of self awareness is like watching a horror movie. I still remember a video reposted here of some guy trying his hardest to hit on a girl just trying to buy something at like a fucking Zumies, about how cold women are or some shit and nearly everyone dogpiling the OP that no that guy just can't read a hint for the life of him and it's painful to see him wriggling on his own hook for so long.

>>714068657
The layman (laywoman) still hears "voice changer" and thinks of the shitty horror movie darth vader voicebox distorters. That and some of them still have hope desu. You can hear it in their voice sometimes. Had a game recently where just using vc to say something I could tell she was nervous but nobody started reading off tradwife dogma so we all played and talked like normal.

>>714064235
YWNBAW

>>714064082 (OP)
he trooned out

>>714068657
Chads know what women talk like, a simple pitch change can't trick us.

>>714068887
Hope she sees this, bro!

>>714068657
Can you recommend me a good one? I'm tired of having to turn down boys over mic

>>714068409
>you sound too mature for your age, give discord nametag please
great, you made it even worse now

Women?

>>714069234
I'm not even gonna be snide here what point do you think you're making? You don't think guys can be cringe? You've never seen people deploy some dog shit approaches to seduction or hell even introduction? But sure I'm a simp I guess fuck it

>>714069406
You're not like those other guys, keep protecting her online brah

No one uses in game voice chat anymore. Everyone just sits in a discord with their friends or just doesn't talk at all now.

>>714069406
She will never fuck you, bro.

>>714069406
you're right but for now it's easier to take my anger out on you

>>714069268
Holy groombait who the hell says that? You just say no, how is that scenario worse.

>mid 30's
>smoker

>>714068256
>>714068409
just pretend to be a man and they'll think your a boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c7KXOK_X6U

>>714064082 (OP)
>STOP CALLING ME A HOMO!

>>714069518
>>714069459
*tips fedora* m'lady
jocks have no class... not like me

>>714068256
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you’re a female gamer, ‘tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I’m Brian. 3. Don’t be intimidated, but I’m not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I’ll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>>714064103
nega-

>>714064082 (OP)
>People shit talking online
>Look them up on steam community and/or google their socials
>Its always some bumfuck wagie working as a store associate or a burger king fries specialist
Anybody worth a fucking damn isn't going in VC. Last thing I need is for some guy on an account I work with to recognize me and rat me out to the firm.

>>714068121
humans burp and fart you robot