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Anonymous No.714066828 >>714067615 >>714067685 >>714068050 >>714068194 >>714068521 >>714068583 >>714071079 >>714071241 >>714073345 >>714076713 >>714079702
if I were a barbarian I would strip myself naked for comfort and wrestle Diablo, our nude, muscular bodies shimmering with sweat and oil as our cocks press together, both of us knowing the one who cums first is the loser we would frot for the fate of the world
Anonymous No.714066976 >>714067573
>sex before marriage
What the hell is wrong with you?
Anonymous No.714067573
>>714066976
priest said it doesn't count when we wrestled and I came repeatedly
Anonymous No.714067615
>>714066828 (OP)
That would be awkward ahaha
Anonymous No.714067685
>>714066828 (OP)
He looks horny
Anonymous No.714068050 >>714068565
>>714066828 (OP)
You'd just die like a bitch.
Anonymous No.714068194
>>714066828 (OP)
Look man, happy for you, but if it comes down to it, just shank the fucker while he's distracted, ok? Don't want the world ending just because you've got an easy trigger.
Anonymous No.714068521 >>714081814
>>714066828 (OP)
look at this sick freak,disgusting have a (You)
Anonymous No.714068565 >>714068707 >>714074251 >>714075263
>>714068050
black man as a paladin will never make sense to me
Anonymous No.714068583
>>714066828 (OP)
Anonymous No.714068707 >>714068779
>>714068565
You never once thought about it until about 4 years ago.
Anonymous No.714068779 >>714084001
>>714068707
nope, from day 1 i thought it was weird
i always thought of paladins/priests as white, blonde, blue eyed either old or middle aged men
Anonymous No.714071079
>>714066828 (OP)
The only good thread in the catalog right now
Anonymous No.714071241
>>714066828 (OP)
>hey buddy i think you got the wrong world, hell is two planes down
>fuck you
>ah fuck you devil man
>i'll show you who's boss of this realm
Anonymous No.714073345
>>714066828 (OP)
>if I were a barbarian I would strip myself naked for comfort
I kinda wish fantasy barbarians wore armor.
I know that the viking raiders from the legends that fantasy barbarians are based on didn't have access to steel armor, except for maybe their leaders, but come on, imagine how BADASS a massive, raging, unstoppable juggernaut best of steel would be!
Anonymous No.714074251 >>714074560
>>714068565
>black people ain't religious
my mang is you dumb?
Anonymous No.714074560 >>714074845
>>714074251
>>black people ain't religious
where are you pulling that quote out of faggot? i never said that
i just said I ALWAYS IMAGINED THE ARCHETYPE to be a white dude (and I always will)
Anonymous No.714074845 >>714079567
>>714074560
Oh nevermind, you're just a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.714075263 >>714079639 >>714085529
>>714068565
Black people kept their faith in God unlike white people who abandoned any semblance of spirituality for materialism
Anonymous No.714076713
>>714066828 (OP)
>our cocks
???
Anonymous No.714079567
>>714074845
>you're just a fucking retard
im not black
Anonymous No.714079639
>>714075263
>Black people kept their faith in God
kek you brownoids are the stupidest motherfuckers
Anonymous No.714079702
>>714066828 (OP)
hell yeah diablo MMORPG when
Anonymous No.714081814
>>714068521
RIP JEJ we didn't deserve you
Anonymous No.714083235 >>714083837
is this the thread
Anonymous No.714083837 >>714083936
>>714083235
for what?
Anonymous No.714083936
>>714083837
>chuu~
Anonymous No.714084001
>>714068779
that's a stereotype, I think Diablo changed it in an interesting way by making Paladins black jungle dwellers
Anonymous No.714084176
>You will never have Diablo shadow charge you into a wall saying "satan guide my cock"
Anonymous No.714085117 >>714085885
Reminds me of my first vidya fap
Anonymous No.714085529
>>714075263
man the irony in this sentence
Anonymous No.714085885
>>714085117
sauce