Thread 714069418

Instead of buying retard LED strips in purple and red, instead of buying modern shit soulless table, why dont you build and decorate your room like a regular japanese room?
It's so much pleasing to the eyes

I hate lgbt led strips but I'm not that much of a weeb to have a room like that

>>714069418 (OP)
how are you going to explain that when you invite friends over?

>>714069418 (OP)
>DUDE I LOVE JAPAN OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! KONICHIWA!!!!!!
You need to be 18+ to post here

>>714069418 (OP)
led strip is much better than nightlight, modern desk, or better yet just a piece of countertop screwed to the wall is much more functional than any table, and above all your mum will see your siluete through these paper sliding door as you jerk off.

>>714069418 (OP)
Maintaining tatami and shoji doors sounds like a pain vs quality marble and wood stuff

>>714070690
>marble
rich fuck over here

>>714069418 (OP)
I've got far too much shit to live in such a minimalist room.

I'd gladly get a Japanese-style bathroom, though.

I would kill for a kotatsu. I get the same joy out of my fireplace. Turn the heat down low and get toasty.

>>714069601
...friends?

How about you stop being a FOOLISH SAMURAI and start being a kangz n sheit

>>714069418 (OP)
Jap rooms always remind me of office space stuck in the 70s.

>>714069418 (OP)
why dont you build and decorate your room like a 1950's private detective's room?

>>714069418 (OP)
>led strips
yeah nah
>weeb room
yeah nah
i'll stick to my 70s furniture that i got for free, cheers

>>714072489
Needs more smoke

>>714072489
>no ashtray
>no papers all around the desk
>no posters on the walls
>no coathanger
2/10

>>714069418 (OP)
What's the point of a closet six inches deep?

simple. minimalistic. zen.

it doesn't get better than scandinavian style

>>714069418 (OP)
I'm not into Japanese shit, not into LGBT lights either.

>>714072489
I would if I had a solid case to crack.

>>714073797
>a buncha of fake plants and candles you don't need is minimalistic actually

>>714069418 (OP)
I always think that this looks neat, but setting up elevated floors for the tatami (alternative is mold I guess) just sounds like a pain in the ass.
>>714071829
>Kill for a Kotatsu
>Table with a removable countertop, large blanket, a Kotatsu heater or even just an IR heater
It's not really that hard to just make one. I love my comfy fire hazard made from hardware store lumber.

>>714073471
anon, ever heard of this thing called a recess?

>>714074176
It doesn't seem ethical to keep a monkey in a space that small.

>>714073797
that's gay as fuck, where's the space? you have like what, a meter of desktop? probably not even that, this shit looks good in renders, but there is no functionality in it

Slaves sleep on the floor with the mice

>>714069418 (OP)
Nah bruh just give me a mirror's edge house and a beanbag chair.

>>714069418 (OP)
Why would I want my room to look like some chinese serfs? The rgb shit isn't my thing either.

>>714069601
Everyone I know would think it's cool and if they didn't they can just leave not gonna suck some lame girls dick

>>714074252
i can assure you the monkey is enjoying it
please don't touch the monkey

>wanted to have a cool gaming room when i was 20
>now i am most comfortable sitting on literal grass in front of my house with natural light, no music, no traffic sounds, nothing mechanical
civilization sounds fuck with your brain

>>714069418 (OP)
how about i dont do any of those things you retarded weeb

>>714069418 (OP)
KONNICHIWA DUDE! I LOVE ALL ASIAN WOMEN THEYRE SO DOCILE AND TIGHT

>>714074176
No. And still, whats the point

>>714069418 (OP)
damn nice prison room bro, didn't know they allow inmate on the internet

>>714074715
I only like white femboys and trans girls actually

>>714069418 (OP)
>greys and beiges
very depressing colour scheme to be quite honest. it's like a drab office setting.

>>714069418 (OP)
Because I live in Germany. Why would I want japanese stuff when my room is already decorated in traditional middle eastern arabic decoration

>big windows
>logs, wood, wooden furnitures
>earth tones
peak interior design, japanese rice paper doors and futons can't compete

>>714072489
I’ve seen this porn vid

Why is all "gamer room" lighting always purple anyway?

>>714069418 (OP)
How about I'm doing neither because I'm not a woman who needs love laugh love decals on my wall

>>714075258
jewish conspiracy to turn gamers gay, search bisexual lighting

>>714074763
If you're talking specifically about that image, I can assume one of two things in that either there was a door where they've set up their little entertainment center, or that there wasn't, and that space is there to establish a dedicated display area that doesn't extend into the walkable space and also utilizes a space that was partitioned for that little storage space in the back corner of the image. Chances are that what's behind that door is a very small space that's not good for bulk storage, but is good for little stuff. I'm not an expert on japanese homes but it all makes sense in my head.

>>714069868
>>714070517
lgbt led fags aka youtuber room detected

>>714069418 (OP)
Euros complain about american drywall. No one complains about Japanese paper walls.

>>714078649
Japanese walls are as strong as steel due to being folded over 1000 times

For me, it's a large walled-off yard in the middle of the city.

>>714078716
lol, you can't fold a paper more than 7 times, didn't you watch mythbusters?

>>714078906
Actually you can if it's really thin and big

>>714072489
uhhh probably because I'm not a 1950's private detective

>>714069418 (OP)
i'm not a weeaboo

>>714072164
AKU!

>>714070745
He meant granite

>>714072489
>tfw no dame who's all legs to play vidya with

>>714069601
brother i am the master of my domain, if i bust out the kotatsu, tea, and beer for my friends they are going to get over the shock real fast

I've been around Japan a ton and I actually don't care for the uncomfortable, outdated traditional room design. What I really wished we had back in the US were how their bathrooms are waterproof from the ceiling down and you clean it by just soap scrubbing and blasting the entire room with the showerhead. We can't really do that here in the US for a number of reasons, but you could at least do a waterproof floor and a line drain to get a similar feel.

If anyone is curious, USA doesn't do this because that style of bathroom doesn't breathe well and requires regular cleaning to avoid becoming moldy and irreparably ruined, and it only really works in the context of Japan where 99% of the population are clean freaks.

>>714077147
>the little water kettle
SOVL

>>714081072
Can't they get a ceiling vent with a fan? That's what I have in my bathroom with tiles from floor to ceiling but I don't have a floor drain or walk in shower because I think it's gross

>>714072489
>Curtains instead of blinds
>hat just plopped on desk instead of on a coatrack
>no overstuffed ashtray
>in colour

>>714081864
They have those but they only do so much, not like you wanna leave a fan on all the time. And yeah the design is inherently dirty, it requires cleaning every few days vs. American bathrooms which can go a week or two before getting gross. Walk in showers are really annoying if the room is designed without enough barrier for the shower area

>>714069418 (OP)
I've been thinking about redecorating my home office and am torn designs.

I already have a wood and iron desk and shelves. So I've been thinking of painting the walls a nice, dark green or earthy tone and embracing my growing interest in plants. But Expedition 33 reignited my liking for art deco. But I'd have to get new furniture, and the style seems like a bit much for a home office in an otherwise bland, normal house.

Maybe I should compromise and do green/gold art deco instead of blue/gold or black/gold like I was originally thinking? I don't know. I just need a change of scenery.

>>714069418 (OP)
because i dont live in Japan and that would be TURBO CRINGE
both RGBT led strips and turning your western house into a LARPING Japanese one is cringe

>>714069418 (OP)
you don't need more than this

Because my knees and back are too shit to live at floor level all day

Best thread on /v/ rn

battlestations thread?

>>714069868
>all of Japan is now under 18
So the birth rate crisis was fake news? And when is Japan being banned from 4chan?

>>714087338
ESL moment

>>714079364
Why not?

>>714078906
that's bloated american paper. Superior Japanese paper can be folded upwards of 2000 times.

>>714084707
>Expedition 33
>art deco
Acktchuyally, It's based on the Belle Epoque, so it's art nouveau.

>>714072489
because i don't want the DA on my ass and the press knocking down my door askin' questions. you're a good detective Jeblinksi, a damn fine one - but one helluva hothead. and hotheads don't make it in my city.

>>714069418 (OP)
I don't like japanese things.

>>714069418 (OP)
Konnichiwa Ken-sama!

>>714069418 (OP)
Because led strips are 20 fucking dollers and op images is about 10k worth of work. Unless you do it yourself, it would be 2~4k

>>714069418 (OP)
I'm not into weak paper walls, I'm into cardboard walls like a real American.

>>714088510
>Unless you do it yourself, it would be 2~4k
how do I start?

disgusting weebtroon.

>>714088579
You need to understand how to use power tools SAFELY. You can lose your eyes and fingers/hands if you are not careful. You need to understand how to cut wood, use mid range priced tools at lowes such as kobolt of craftsmen.

>>714088579
>>714089054
You should look at the photo op has >>714069418 (OP)
those are sliding doors made of special paper. You cant get stuff that is close to paper doors at hobby lobby. Those door need hinges that slide, they sell small ones for cabinets at lowes (stay away from home depot, ace is okay but is over priced and has less stuff), be creative, you would need as many for the bottom of you door mounted to a part of a wall (connect two different parts of each rail to studs, top and bottom of the door. Then just cover the hinges. All of the wooden trim and paneling can easily be made with just standard two by four's cut to shape. DO NOT cheep out on safty, wear SAFETY RATED 3M glasses while you use any power tool, you are new and starting out but remember pros always were safety everything, maybae something to gaud your whole face and teeth would be a good idea. Treating the wood is not a problem, you can by paint brush and the wood stainer for the wood at lowes as well (keep windows and garage door open, that suff can kill you if oyu or a pet breathes it in). The light is just a paper box around a standard light fixture. If you use incandescent lights remember they get hot and paper and wood go on fire, make sure nothing rests on the light bulbs and nothing gets to hot.

>>714078830
>do it clockwise

>>714090135
>You cant get stuff that is close to paper doors at hobby lobby.
I meant you can but I could't find it, amazon is okay I guess.

>>714087495
stop looking at me with them big ol' eyes