>coworker adds you on steam

poh-tay-toe?!

>goes invisible

>>714088035 (OP)
its bad btw
never befriend with coworkers, you never know when you will get fired, and going in the office without greeting people feels awful, you wont be able to concentrate in toxic mood
the only exception if you working from home all the time

>>714088035 (OP)
>begins 6 hour goonsesh in Living With Sister: Monochrome Fantasy

>>714088814
>the only exception if you working from home all the time
fuck that
>add boss on steam
>catches me playing on company time
>get fired

>>714088950
>play during work
>boss doesn't care because I still get my work done in a reasonable amount of time and I'm always responsive
The expectation of work time being filled with 100% work depends on your role
You cant expect an admin to be doing things at all minutes of the day, sometimes we are waiting to be reactive to things since we're also doing work outside of work hours.

>I invite him to a tf2 match.
>The Furry Pound! 24/7 2fort. Join our Discord!
>I go to red intel room and spray a picture Loona from Helluva Boss with massive tits and a fat futa cock right next to the deviant art tier picture of Toriel getting inflated with an air pump
>he leaves the game and unfriends me
>never talks to me at work again
works like a charm

>>714088035 (OP)
yo wtf why did they give a potato a face

GOOOOOOOOODS

>>714088035 (OP)
guys she is staring at my soul I dont like this

>>714088146
Boil em mash em im gonna be a dad

>>714088035 (OP)
>invisible mode on work discord account somehow gets disabled so workers can see I was actually playing american truck simulator during a work meeting

>>714088035 (OP)
imagine being a scared faggot to share your hobby with people that you work with.
are you guys seriously that scared of making friends?
i think its more than shitposting at this point. i think some of you are truly afraid of interacting with people.

>>714088035 (OP)
Hahahaha wtf man. The pic jumpscared me

>>714093582
could be worse, at least it was just a truck sim not some eroge

>>714093724
I'm in the same camp as you. People act so weirdly about this. They're even worse on reddit lmao

>>714088035 (OP) (OP)
Damn, Paimon's voice actor REALLY hit the wall.

>>714088814
Why would befriending your coworkers automatically lead to you not greeting them and the mood being toxic?

Bella looks like she has a dad who drives an unfeatured classic car around and tells people who recently saw a UFO to never talk about it

>>714088035 (OP)
Did joel die in season 2?

>>714088035 (OP)
this is a fucking jumpscare

>>714094952
I think he was implying that if you befriend them you feel obligated to greet them every day or you look like a dick and sometimes you just don't want to

>>714095364
boo

>>714096485
that shit's actually scary

>>714088035 (OP)
Im scared now :[

>>714088035 (OP)
Bruh cut that picture out. I'm scared ;-;

>>714095256
Anyone

>>714088035 (OP)
How would he know my handle? Why would I converse with him to begin with?

>>714088035 (OP)
I just feel bad for her. Her parents should know better than to put her in the public eye knowing how unfortunate she looks. But narcissist parents just can’t help themselves

>>714096485
AAARGH. HNNNNNNG
This scare gave me a heart attack

>>714088035 (OP)

So are y'all Chinese or Indian or what?

>>714101320
I'm wood
stoopid

>>714088035 (OP)

>>714101306
>>714101605
Kek

>>714088035 (OP)
>Co-worker is an otaku gaymer with lots of confidence
>Cute gf
Life is so unfair.

>>714096485
N-NANI!?

>>714096485
oml this wench is so ugly eughhh

>>714101320

>>714101605
Jesus, don't give Hollywood any ideas.

>>714093582
Why not disable that currently playing notification?

>>714093582
>work discord account

>>714093582
Wait what? Work discord account?

>>714088035 (OP)
Why don't some women realizing showing your forehead is gross.

>>714104183
>>714104241
yup
there are also some classes/schools now that require you to join a dicksword

>>714088035 (OP)
>Share steam account with my father for years at this point
>Add someone from /v/ to Steam to play Risk of Rain
>Like two weeks after adding them they change their name to something like "Cumslut Sissy boy"
>Randomly send me femboy porn
>Except it was my Dad playing Farcry
>"Son, who the hell is this cumslut sissy boy"
>'U-Uh, you know, damn hackers man they add themselves to your steam account and send virus links, I'll remove them and block them'
Never adding any of you fags ever again.

>>714093724
Being a quiet loner in the workplace is hard enough without giving your coworkers extra information that they could potentially use to single you out even more. The chance that someone I work with shares my niche tastes in vidya is so miniscule that it isn't worth the risk.

>>714104449
>Add someone from /v/ to Steam
>Like two weeks after adding them they change their name to something like "Cumslut Sissy boy"
>Randomly send me femboy porn
https://youtu.be/Olf8J_z3snM?si=eynWHmPcptHQ5PbI&t=92

>>714096626
Same, this shit startled me a little

>>714104439
>Man I sure would love to move away from teams for communication in the office!
>Is that so?

>>714088035 (OP)
>coworker adds you on steam
>you both have the same profile picture

>>714090662
>never gets promoted

>>714088035 (OP)
They tried to a few days into starting where I am.
I just told them
>I'm not giving you fuckers ANY of my profiles, my internet shit and real life shit stays separate.
Turns out most people are 100% okay with that sort of thing and it was a non-issue.

>>714106146
>Implying I wouldn't get diversity promoted because I'm a furry

>>714096485
>>714088035 (OP)
>when she gives you that Hapsburg stare

>>714093724
Normalfags are fucking retarded and insufferable. Hiding your power level exists for a reason.

>>714088161
>can still see the last time you played a game on profile
Busted!

>>714088035 (OP)
I wonder what the non-shopped image looked like. Couldn't have been that much more flattering.

>>714096485
thanks op my boss just fired me

>that friend who keeps themselves on invisible, hides last played games, hides friends list, hides game history and hides their screenshots

Why the fuck did I even add you? Where is the sense of community? I want to just remove those fucks. They're impossible to invite to games because they don't show up on searches, no one visits their profiles, nothing. They feel like spooks just watching people. It doesnt help the only time they play is once every other month at like 3am and if you miss that window they're gone

>>714088035 (OP)
she needs baraka’s mouth desu

>>714107468
Shut up, normalnigger.

>>714105996
I know a biological female who uses that as her profile pic but she has bpd

>>714107468
If you have to "catch them" at a good time, you weren't their friend to begin with.

>>714107708
Play any custom Dota 2 game with 10 people and you will see atleast two of them

>>714107714
Who were you quoting with "catch them"?

>>714107972
Implicitly from the last sentence.
I will not respond to any of your further attempts at bait.

>>714108076
Do you know what a quotation is?

>>714088035 (OP)
>Thread was moved to /x/

>>714108298
So how do I summon a succubus?

>>714093724
Most people are fine, its just that there are always a few sociopaths that act nice and then spread rumors/shit talk about you just to get a leg up on the competition. They will twist even the most innocent things out of context to try to make you look bad.

>>714108298

>>714108461
they don't exist
you'll just have to settle with hands-free orgasms from tulpa sex

>>714108176
Hey man, stop trying to bait that guy. Its rude.

>>714108806
It's not bait, he was using quotations wrong and acting like a retard.

>>714107142

>>714088035 (OP)
>co-worker adds me
>play gaem together
>unfriends me

>>714088035 (OP)
nice cosplay

>>714088950
>Catch Boss playing at work
>Join him

>>714107062
Good. I want them to know I'm playing without them. Let me solo a game for once instead of complicating my schedule with yours.

>>714108879
Have another (You), Mr. "he's pretending to be stupid".

>>714104449
based cum slut sissy boy, now your father will forever think you're a closet homo

>>714108927
Why is it so round and featureless?

>>714088926
>have to restart the game several times because some config was mismatched or audio output wasn't working

>>714109109
Oh, so you're him and you were one of those last word fags the whole time. Take the last word, doggie. I made my point. Bark like a good little boy.

>>714109169
"Woof"

>>714088035 (OP)
Why is Liam Gallagher standing behind her?

>>714109169
woof woof! :3

>>714105996
I’ve seen a lot of different personalities use that pic. Not just gooners or trannies like one would assume.

>decades ago back in HS
>playing counterstrike in class
>someone new joins and completely destroys us
>teacher announces that if we are gonna play like shit then we can't be doing it during class
>realize it was her that joined

I'm steamfriends with one of my underlings, but we don't really play together. But we do watch anime on the breakroom TV together, sometimes a 3rd joins depending on what we watch.
Right now it's JoJo part 4, I think? With Crazy Diamond. Before that was Frieren.

>>714088035 (OP)
I don't watch tv but is that supposed to be this chick?