Why can't Americans make good games?

i hate how the modern web is just people with boogeymen dancing in their head

Great thread, babe

Why can't you make good threads?

>>714090917 (OP)
Obama.

>LOL AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS
>MUTT'S LAW MUTT MUTT MUTT GOLEM AMERIGOLEM AMERIMUTT
This is every Euroach on 4chan without fail. They can't get through a single thread without crying about America.

>blocks you're path

>>714090917 (OP)
>scissors

>europoors use scissors to cut their cheese leafs
wouldnt wanna hurt yourself with a knife...Oh wait that's right, you're not allowed to have one!

>mutts triggered INSTANTLY
lol
lmao, even

>>714090917 (OP)
What the fuck are the scissors for?

>>714090917 (OP)
would
>>714091210
would

post more pizza

>>714091341
It works very well for neapolitan pizza, which is quite delicate and it's easy to make a mess of the ingredients on top with a knife

Thin crust, New York Slice, Pepperoni, bigger than your head.
Now that's 'za.

>>714091531
>>714091210
>blocks you're arteries

>>714090917 (OP)
>"Mama mia, I burna the pizza"

why mutts SEETH when someone makes fun of them?

>>714091589
Just get a pizza cutter ffs.

>>714090917 (OP)
i wish making neopolitan za was easier and didnt require specialized hardware

unklez, looks like your pizza

>>714091781
I have one and scissors still work better imodesutbh

>>714090917 (OP)
because all the actual americans have been chased out of their own industry

>>714091678
At this point he might as well eat a tub of flavored lard.

Opinions on https://youtu.be/YM28BfpVdH8?si=ILuRn7woVBOyGjwC&t=383
Never really liked white pizza and want to try this because of how crazy and different it sounds

>>714091121
Consider, for a moment, that they are impotent losers who need military protection from the good ol' U.S. of A for their cheese farms and vineyards. I can see why they're malding, but I cannot empathize.

>>714090917 (OP)
>cooking the basil
Do Amerimexicans REALLY?

>>714091678
would

>>714091696
>never seen a black spot on pizza crust because he's only ever eaten microwave reheated factory slop

>>714091991
casinos?

>>714092571
Really nigga?

>>714091678
Nuke amerilards

>>714091210
I know this thread is baity shit & giggles but it this shit actually edible or just a meme for tourists?

How much does the average /v/irgin weigh?

>>714090990
>>714091034
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>>714091121
>>714092849
>we dont like this thread
>we should give it as many replies as possible
lmao 10/10 thread great job OP

Why can't euroshits make their own websites and fuck off

you can get that pizza in America, though. Eurotards think we're like them and have no choices but the Muslim owned shops surrounding them.

>>714092571
it wasn't america back then

>>714092869
I weigh only 145 lbs but I'm trying to get up to 155 lbs.

>>714092849
It's Chicago Deep Dish. The picture looks like it's entirely made of cheese because it's falling over the edges but most of the thickness is the bread.

>>714093119
I could rape you

>>714091210
Handmade just for you anon

how do Italians feel knowing we gave them the tomato, and that all their "cuisine" is backported from their countrymen who went to America and made it better?
They must just look at the French influence and SEETHE

>>714093175
You'd get winded on your way to me.

>>714090917 (OP)
not american but god do I hate where I live, there is literally only one restaurant and pizza place that serves food that is even tasty for me. all of the other places food taste so bland

>>714093183
>cheese is white and not yellowed
that means the cheese is good and the temp is right
Nice job bud

>>714091678
These food videos of absurd shit no one would ever eat are literally just engagement bait. That food is going to be thrown away once the camera stops recording

>>714093240
> we
You didn't do shit faggot

>>714093372
Europeans are useless

>>714093240
American here. You lost yeur Pussy Fransh Indoshina and made it our problem.
Why don't you go surrender your nation again, frogeater?

>>714093372
seething guido
>NO YOU CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR IT BUT I CAN IT'S MY PIZZA MAMMA MIA
lmao

>>714093447
They invented you mutt

>>714093465
>retard doesn't realize 'we gave you the tomato' clocks me as American too
you really are American, dumb as bricks. Public school, right?

>>714093556
You're cannon fodder

>>714093149
is that a Yes or a No?

>>714090917 (OP)
authentic italian pizza be like

>>714091589
I don't care about the convenience or safety. It's just completely unhygienic considering the food material and eventual rust that's getting wedged into the hinge every time you use and clean it.

>>714093638
That's true. No matter how much Euroaches seethe about Americans, we're the first nation they cry out to for help.
Curious, ain't it?

>>714093240
>how do Italians feel knowing we gave them the tomato
Spanish went to america and stole your faggot tomatoes cuz you're a pussy. You didnt do shit.

>>714093119
>145 pounds
Lmao are you 5'4?

>>714093306
Thanks anon, it makes places like whole foods and sprouts seethe when i show them pictures of the mozzarella i ship to my house vs theirs. Their cheese melts like ass as you can see here. I give them a chance and waste a pie since I make so many, but laugh when it produces this garbage.

>>714093980
Yep, I'm a midget. At least I can use tall people as meat shields in combat.

>>714093767
Do you not have a sink? Just wash it nigger

>>714090917 (OP)
I love how CHADpolitan pizzas immediately send Muttsraeli Golems into a seething frenzy. It never fails.

>>714093963
retard

>>714090917 (OP)
using scissors on food is barbarism

>>714093713
It's a real type of pizza but not as common outside Chicago. Most pizza in the US, if left unspecified, will be New York style.

>>714094076
yes, and?

>>714094062
>shitskin doesn't realize people in any medium sized city can get that kind of pizza from 5+ locations
lmao
lol

Yanks have really become a laughingstock the past few years haven't they? At least GTA6 is accurate and therefore will be fun.

>>714094151
barbarians get the scaffold

>>714090917 (OP)
Good games don't provide billions in revenue post launch.

Neapolitan is the worst pizza style everyone sucking it off for being "authentic" is retarded
Romana style is authentic italian and infinitely better but it doesn't get snobs making a big deal out of it because it's just food made to taste good

>>714094201
>t. British citizen Muhhamad Makmoud Mohammed

I like healthy games that are good for the industry and don't contain preorder bonuses or MTX

>>714094179
>that kind of pizza
American version is made of canola oil and corn starch like all american food, it's a different thing even if looks the same

>>714094306
I prefer veggies to meat on my pizza these days and while that seems a little much I would smash it.

>>714094278
Roman pizza is complete dogshit, it's not even pizza.

Name the game.

>>714094357
>American version is made of canola oil and corn starch
fucking retard lmao
>corn starch

>>714094278
I thought Neapolitan was a kind of ice cream.
Or ketchup spaghetti.
Quit naming foods like they're French dictators!

I like my pizza to have a ton of sauce on it
like, too much sauce

>>714091336
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>>714091449
>>714091781
>>714094076
>no pizza shears

>>714094412
nba 2k

>>714094179
Don't forget to say "thank you" to the brave Italians feeding you real pizzas in your ZOGgged up fentanyl shithole, golemutt!

>>714094412
I rarely have pizza I would say is bad.

>>714094179
Not just pizza, but gyros, fajitas, sushi, and kung pao chicken (cooked dog) too.
>>714094465
>Cobra
My dad and I joke about pizza scissors because of that movie. What a classic.

>>714090917 (OP)
did you just use the scissors to cut your pizza? what kind of savage caveman are you?

>>714094357
True, this is why nobody wants to buy american food products, it's all full of hormones/antibiotics genetically modified slop, it's the most likely reason they've devolved into the subhumans they've become

>>714094467
>newest Ubisoft game trailer

>>714094503
sounds like projection, brown /pol/tard dumbfuck. Enjoy your dog and krokidil while I get some yakiniku lmao

>>714094412
Muttmerica is Filth They Are Gay Niggers Shitskins With No Culture or Honor or Sense of Aesthetics: The Game

>lol american food is so gross!

>one order of yummy snails, please!

>>714094670
>this is how ESLpeans act when they don't get their daily American cum shipments
yikes!

>>714094503
Don't forget to say "thank you" to the brave Americans defending your shack you do not own but vill be happy vith, Euroach.

>>714090917 (OP)
Elden GOTY
>>714094005
Nightreign
>>714091210
Dark Souls 2
>>714094412
Expedition 33
>>714094546
Death Stranding 2

simple as

>>714094467
I'll be enjoying my complete game on release with hundreds of hours of content with discoverable hidden features and mechanics thanks.

>>714094596
i know people have repeatedly debunked that it's plastic cheese but why else does it broil like that

>>714094425
>>corn starch
American "cuisine"

>>714094776
>no greens
enjoy your heart disease

>>714094758
This is why, when WWIII begins, America should only deal weapons to the highest bidder.

>>714094827
>pizza
>corn starch
EUROTARDS LMAO

>>714094789
all cheeses can burn when exposed to open flame

I love Eurotards having to come to an American website on their hands and knees while trying to seethe.
It just makes it funnier. We OWN you.

>>714094776
How's your Harry Potter sauce on pig scab tasting, Banjo-Kazooie?

>>714094761
>>714094665
The only thing you're defending is King Kike Netanyahu from literally getting sent straight to prison LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 more trillions to Israel! PRONTO!

>>714094735
Never tried them, but it can't be worse than oysters. No clue how you're supposed to eat that though.

MAMA MIA I BURNA DA PIZZA

>>714094670
Why Do You Type Like This, Are You Gaytarded?

>>714094964
>copy of a japanese website made by a weeb and now owned by a japanese man
Japanese website

>>714094306
nigga do you want a salad or do you want a pizza, pick one

>>714095018
You and the rest of your impotent culture can't even defend your own country and need America's help.
KWAB

MAMA MIA DEY CUTA MA FORESKIN

>>714091678
Do Ameribraps really?

>>714094789
Because the FDA is defunded beyond belief and it's the only obstacle between the healthcare insurance companies getting more profit. It's the reason why there was a milk tariff from Canada in the first place.
Please folks, read the label when it comes to food or vidya. You need to know what you are playing or putting in your body.

>>714095139
>pick one
[Deep Heavy Weapons Guy Voice] NO

>>714095018
NOO SAVE ME AMERICA FROM RUSSIA AIYEEEEEE

>>714095172
>Mama Mia
You mean "Oy vey"?

>>714095109
4chan really is emblematic of americas fall, now that it's owned by Hiro

>>714095109
>Jap thinks he can get in on this convo
Your flag is a pie chart on every nation nuked during wartime.

>game features basically everything
>can't seem to make it all work together
What's the game?

>>714094287
>Jeet Saarstein on the job

>>714095362
>haha it took 2(two!) of humanity's deadliest weapon to stop you
it's badass if nothing else

>>714095485
Autism.

>>714090917 (OP)
Been ordering pizza from a new place recently. It's unironically leagues better than any other pizza I've had.

>>714090917 (OP)
THIS NIGGA EATING LEAVES

>>714094735
This is more natural than adding 4 sauces and frying all in peanut-oil.

>>714095485
Nier Automata

>>714095485
America (features basically every race and nothing about it works)

>>714091210
>slop pie

>>714095485
If somebody asked me to make a pizza with more than two different topping partitions, I'd cut it like that too.

>>714095731
>slop brained

>>714095532
Your bitch ass emperor was crying about how unethical it was. In fact, those bitch ass slanteyes still cry about it TO THIS DAY!
https://apnews.com/article/oppenheimer-japan-nuclear-bombs-hiroshima-nagasaki-110e0dfd16126a6f310fe060a49ad743

For me, it's the humble watermelon pizza

>>714095792
>slop broken

>>714095807
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!

>>714095807
do basketball Italians really?

>>714094076
It's convenient.

>>714095834
this, the slippy slop sneed is buck broken, max gemmy no coal, kino bambino.

>>714096134
kek yeah he is

>>714094076
Barbarians never used them.

>>714096134
Banditto Gangsteritto

>>714096190
kwab

>>714091210
based, shitalians on suicide watch

>>714094076
I'm glad someone said it

>>714096042
based scissor yankee

>>714092768
>>714095204
>falling for portrait mode meme shit
No, nobody is eating this retarded tiktok toilet sherbert shit in a normal situation. People are paid to post outrage bait to toddlers on tablets, but sometimes it leaks out and the lowest common denominator gets tricked anyway.

>>714095485
warioware

>>714095036
All the ones I've had were just chewier oysters
They're basically the same family.