2000:
>nintendo fans are chill gaming enthusiasts who enjoy a wide variety of games, from complex jrpgs to bizarre ideas like mario paint, blast corps, space station silicon valley, and earthbound. get a little fanboyish but ultimately admit their competitors are threats to be respected

2025:
>nintendo fans are all universally insufferable retards with horrendous ideas and should never be listened to under any circumstances, plays exclusively bing bing wahoo garbage and NEEDS bright and shiny colors in their slop. screeches like a harpy when you criticize them. will buy shit in a box (labo) if it has "nintendo" painted on it.

what happened?

>>714092417 (OP)
>what happened?
Childless millennials.

>>714092417 (OP)
Eric.

Nintendo babies never grew up. They're brainwashed into thinking they support the "good guys" same as reddit CDPR, apple shills etc. It's always the company shills that are insufferable rather than people who use products that are best for them rather than being a brand loyalist.

>>714092417 (OP)
Take your meds, tranny

Shartysissies...

>>714092417 (OP)
Twitter users ruining interactions and now seen as representation of everyone in a fanbase despite nobody asking. Seriously since when did we see everyone as fanboys and not just people who enjoy things?

>>714092417 (OP)
Pringles are the best chips on the market and I will die on that hill.

>>714092417 (OP)
>what happened?
the children grew up into manchildren
thank you, cult of nintendo

>>714092417 (OP)
>nintendo fans are chill gaming enthusiasts who enjoy a wide variety of games

>>714093313
they're not event chips, they're mashed potato slop molded into a chip form

>>714092417 (OP)
>plays exclusively bing bing wahoo garbage
I mostly play jrps and visual novels. Where did you get the idea that we don't?

God I hope someone makes a 'jak out of me so everyone is afraid of being me. I LOVE being an individual. I'm gatekeeping myself from these fags.

It hit me that we're never going to get anything as emotional and soulful as Majora's Mask or Mario 64, so I stopped caring about Nintendo games.

>>714093408
That's what makes them so good.

>>714093408
That makes them better. When you buy a can, you get the exact quantity you expect and each chip is the same.

>>714093313
amerigolem post

>>714093313
Pringles are good, but they're nothing compared to both original and the cheddar and sour creme ruffles.

>>714093442
>as emotional and soulful as Majora's Mask or Mario 64

>>714092417 (OP)
Everyone in the first group moved away from Nintendo in the Wii era. The people who stuck around were the most autistic retards in the industry and they only became more deranged over time.

>>714092417 (OP)
steam happened, the most insufferable muhster race was born

>>714093537
that guy looks like don pollo if he was black

>>714093537
Is that pic related? If so very based and not ghey

>>714093313
fuck no
every time i get a can i end up regretting it, same as doritos, shit flavours and shit texture

>>714093537
except I'm right and you're the retard. No platformer has the depth that M64 has in its movement or mechanics, no zelda-like or game period really has the in-depth time management and planning that MM has.

People who say MM is shit literally got filtered because they're too retarded to manage their own time. It's the only mainstream game that demands you plan ahead the next few hours of gameplay like that.

The only weakness it has is that it's easy, which is because you cannot make difficult games and also get high sales (dark souls is not difficult, fuck off)

>>714094517
>mariotard replied to me
not reading it lil bro

the answer is normies
normies are impulsive and the conventional religions are losing their grasp
corporations like nintendo have turned growing a cult into a science

>>714092417 (OP)
>NEEDS bright and shiny colors in their slop
Nintendo can't even do bright and shiny colours anymore. They lost the art of art direction with the Switch. Mario Kart World has the gas and looks more saturated than 8. Nu-Zelda looks like ass and is gassed to shit. Splatoon 2 and 3, while not as bad, both still look worse and less bright and colourful than the first one.
And when they finally make it bright it's ugly and hard to look at neon vomit like Bananza.

>>714093313
Soulless goyfeed.

>>714094685
Have fun with your goyslop then bro

>>714094730
They're all neon garbage because that's what modern cartoons are. Things either are filled with a soulless, desaturating gas or are blindingly bright and colorful because the guys in suits said their kid loves cocomelon.

You can't have proper color grading or atmosphere in games anymore. Even fromsoft has fvllen to this and all their new games are over the top anime bullshit with bosses doing 50 flips in a row or beat you over the head with depressing "vgh.... forgive me zanzibart" bullshit.

Nothing can be subdued and restrained.

>>714094517
You are the biggest fraud going

>>714095765
Holy ESL. I'm sorry they didn't have N64s back then in Little Wales or Ran-jeesh 'Al Radeem or wherever the fuck you came from

>>714094712
When did that happen? even Wii normalfags weren't like OPs pic.

>>714094712
>valvies aren't a cult

>>714092417 (OP)
because all the chill ones grew out of it, so now the unhinged manchildren are what's left

>>714096423
There's normalfags, and then there's normal people.
Just like how there is the distinction between black people and niggas.
Or the difference between a troon, a tranny, and a transgender.

Normal people played the wii, but normalfags played the switch 2. It's hard to explain past this, but you might get what I'm saying here.

>>714096621
What the fuck is a "valvie", some normalfag Eastern Euro that plays CS?

>>714096736
Tyler and his tranny orbiters.

Looking forward to the next 8 years of weirdos screaming about how Nintendo killed their family and raped a puppy.

>>714093313
Fun fact: the machine that makes Pringles was invented by the guy who wrote The Book of the New Sun

>>714096621
It's always whataboutism with you cultists.

>>714093313
Brother, get some salt and pepper kettle chips. It'll change your life

>>714094221
>ghey
Hello time traveller from 2008

>>714097031
i will now pay for this shit on steam to make you epic gamers seethe, not a cult btw, it's all nintendo

>>714096886
Didn't you guys spend the entire 2010s doing this about Snoys?

>>714092417 (OP)
Snoys projecting as usual
>plays exclusively bing bing wahoo garbage
But enough about the ONE GAME from PS5

>>714096423
The Switch. When youtube retards decided the Switch was the hottest shit, all the newfag switch toddlers pretending to be long time Nintendo fans, zoomers pretending to be nostalgic over games they've never played after watching contentsloppers like Beatemups or Arlo, 5 hour video essays and iceberg vids on how baby games are spooky and existential.

>>714097248
Shitposting back then everyone knew it was just silly banter. 2016 brought in all the fucking retards who unironically engage in console warring.