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Anonymous No.714102378 >>714103164 >>714103343 >>714107551 >>714108642 >>714112725 >>714113676 >>714115143 >>714116531 >>714118071
>Those who bless the elves will be blessed, and those who curse the elves will be cursed
Anonymous No.714102936 >>714103668 >>714105765
Ulfric is lucky he has a tall yellow thalmor lady domming him choking in bed every night
Anonymous No.714103107 >>714103198
Anonymous No.714103164 >>714105471 >>714114187 >>714114889
>>714102378 (OP)
what is this mutt cuckold meme about Stormcloaks treating Thalmor as AIPAC? It makes no sense. Impericucks are literally cutting people's heads off for being against their yellow overlords.
Anonymous No.714103198 >>714103341 >>714105763 >>714106217 >>714116786
>>714103107
Is this game actually popular or is it all forced?
Anonymous No.714103230 >>714103573
>The worst thing about Morthal isn't Morthal, it's that Solitude is 5 minutes away.
Morthal xisters... our response?
Anonymous No.714103341 >>714104028 >>714104085 >>714117259
>>714103198
anon my 94 year old grandmother is playing Deltarune of her own volition
Anonymous No.714103343 >>714117103
>>714102378 (OP)
The most misunderstood and misrepresented text in the fucking game. He was a thalmor asset inly in the sense that he was a distraction for the empire, not because he was a Patsy.
Anonymous No.714103573
>>714103230
that was actually a really good quote
Anonymous No.714103668
>>714102936

Ulfric is gay and loves his husband Galmar though.
Anonymous No.714104028
>>714103341
That's kinda sad
Anonymous No.714104085
>>714103341
If you're not lying that sounds awesome, would love to know what an older person's thoughts are on something with deltarune's quirky millennial internet humor writing
Anonymous No.714105015 >>714105170 >>714106762 >>714109249 >>714109468 >>714110032 >>714116786 >>714116814
I always found it funny that browns and white trash elf haters could never find a actual flaw in actual elves so they made random creatures with pointy ears and renamed them elves and started pointing flaws in their creation instead.

If I was an elf I would be pretty smug about the situation.
Anonymous No.714105170 >>714105383 >>714105506 >>714109249 >>714109563 >>714114716
>>714105015
aren't elves like physically weaker than humans despite being taller
Anonymous No.714105383 >>714105506 >>714106950
>>714105170
Are you talking about LOTR elves? Not really.
Are you talking about historical elves? This is just what white aristocracy was called at some point, so they were not made for toiling all day in some field but their body was probably geared towards beating 5 field toilers in a fight instead.
Anonymous No.714105471
>>714103164
Chimperials can't stop seething at stormGODS
Anonymous No.714105506 >>714109272
>>714105170
>>714105383
Basically think a rapier duelist or something, he is not gonna be bulky but he will absolutely kill a bulky peasant who can carry more stuff around.
Anonymous No.714105616 >>714109350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQWvreNK_ug
>the comments
How has jewtube not deleted this yet?
Anonymous No.714105763
>>714103198
Forced. The shills act like it's the biggest game on the planet, and then you go look up the player count and its 13k right now, lmao.
Anonymous No.714105765 >>714106419
>>714102936
Anonymous No.714106217
>>714103198
It's forced.
Anonymous No.714106419 >>714107096
>>714105765
>tfw not taken as a female thalmor sex slave pow
Anonymous No.714106550
curious but why did the emperor visit episteinmore's island?
Anonymous No.714106762 >>714107125 >>714107430 >>714119649
>>714105015
>brother is watching Hobbit
>"Hey, the goblins & orcs are africans & indians, while the arrogant elves who refuse to help the important common causes are jews!"
Anonymous No.714106950
>>714105383
>This is just what white aristocracy was called at some point
If you want to check more about this google for pre-christian anglo-saxon names like Aelfwald or Aelfwine or pre-christian nordic like Hildalfr or Gunnalfr. The word "elf" was exclusively used by nobles and warriors in their naming.
Anonymous No.714107096
>>714106419
nah
taken by a female thalmor as a sex slave from being a imperial pow
Anonymous No.714107125
>>714106762
>Unwitingly reveals himself as white trash because he thinks the movie is the book original story.
illiterate bucktooth lol
Anonymous No.714107287 >>714107375
Anonymous No.714107375 >>714107545
>>714107287
Anonymous No.714107430 >>714109764
>>714106762
So are the hobbits the based white people who have the best society?
Anonymous No.714107545 >>714111398
>>714107375
literally no one in TES has ever apologised for war crimes, I don't get this image
Anonymous No.714107551
>>714102378 (OP)
The Imperial Cult teaches us the Altmer are the chosen of Auri-el and it is our duty to make the Summerset Isles great again.
This is what my religion teaches.
We do not recognize Talos as the messiah.
Anonymous No.714107668 >>714107839 >>714107941 >>714108084 >>714108239 >>714108474 >>714108591 >>714109821 >>714110460 >>714111804 >>714112318 >>714112884 >>714115209 >>714115885 >>714116926 >>714117000 >>714117262 >>714119272 >>714119709
Anonymous No.714107839
>>714107668
I hate argonians so much its unreal
Anonymous No.714107941
>>714107668
Lol
Anonymous No.714108037
https://youtu.be/svN_xVbeC5g

So trying to make this mod list perfect.
Anything else I could do or fix?
Anonymous No.714108084 >>714108336
>>714107668
Nobodies favorite race is argonian.
Anonymous No.714108239
>>714107668
>pajeets like imperials
Anonymous No.714108336
>>714108084
then why do streamers always pick argonians
Anonymous No.714108474
>>714107668
i refuse to believe that the ten guys that play elder scrolls in algeria like orcs or ever played as one.
Anonymous No.714108591
>>714107668
>poland
>argonians
uh oh
Anonymous No.714108642 >>714108720
>>714102378 (OP)
You do realize that's not what it means anymore right? Elves destroying their chances at being the "chosen race" and have been cursed for the rest of their lives as long as they keep to their evil ways and don't repent. We all as a species are now technically supposed to be the elves, spiritually, through adoption by the Almighty and Gods who made us, right?

When it says "those who bless the elves" it means us specifically who are the believers and spiritual successors to the elves, not the actual, flesh and blood elves who still cling to their old, evil and vile ways, rights?
Anonymous No.714108720 >>714109410
>>714108642
you're a cat
Anonymous No.714108887 >>714109649
>M'Aiq has heard of this. They've got all the money. Mudcrabs taking over everything. They already run Pelagiad.
Anonymous No.714109249 >>714112516 >>714113053 >>714119310
>>714105015
>>714105170
Despite living longer than humans, elves do not take as many unnecessary risks as humans do since they don't feel the need to rush things in order to achieve anything in life. They are careful and take their time, which usually leads to stagnation and not as much advancement in various areas like some humans would. Surely, they might gain more knowledge over time, but in certain situations, a human could easily manage to somehow just bumrush his way through a magick grimoire and not necessarily learn everything carefully, as the elf would, but the human would just learn the general gist of whatever's the most important and then fuck up the elf with that experimental knowledge he gained out of just actually doing things instead of sitting around trying to soak everything in.

Elves are also generally not that fertile, and the reason they're not as numerous as the humans in most fantasy settings. Sometimes, it's likely they just have a similar limit age limit for pregnancies before they hit menopause or just become infertile or their cum weakens, for a short while when they're younger, and then basically the remaining hundred of years or so of their lives they just have to live with the fact they know they'll never be able to have a family cause they fucked up getting one while they were still young and in peak fertile condition. So that also sucks for them.
Anonymous No.714109272 >>714113184
>>714105506
>rapier duelist
LoTR elves fought with long swords creatures thrice as large as them. They didn't use rapiers.
Anonymous No.714109350
>>714105616
Look at the comments on this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVKyru1Dcn0
Anonymous No.714109410
>>714108720
I may look like that on the outside, yes. But spiritually, I am highly intelligent and unexplainable beauty, just as an elf, and exactly as the Almighty envisioned me as.
Anonymous No.714109468 >>714113053 >>714120058
>>714105015
>If I was an elf I would be pretty smug
literally your undoing. did you even read tolkien?
Anonymous No.714109548
I love elves so much bros
Anonymous No.714109563 >>714109815 >>714112745
>>714105170
LOTR elves are basically ubermensch, but they essentially fall because of their lack of ability to manage the responsibility of such power, which is why humans prevail in the end and all magical creatures disappear
Anonymous No.714109649
>>714108887
Are those his balls?
Anonymous No.714109764
>>714107430
>living in cosy homes brewing beer and eating good food
>not even giving a slight fuck about the rest of the world

They're based isolationists.
Anonymous No.714109815
>>714109563
that's christian thematic lol
Anonymous No.714109821
>>714107668
serbia is so accurate lmao
Anonymous No.714110032 >>714113053
>>714105015
around elves
watch yourselves
Anonymous No.714110460
>>714107668
>Israel
>Altmer
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous No.714111398
>>714107545
In fact the Breton should be "Keep getting uppity and I'll fuckin' do it again"
Anonymous No.714111804 >>714112615
>>714107668
But in reality most of the map would be dominated by Nords because of Skyrim.
Anonymous No.714112318
>>714107668
>UK,
>Dunmer

Y'all are sick
Anonymous No.714112467 >>714112783
If your setting has a humans vs elves conflict, it’s automatically shit.
Anonymous No.714112516 >>714119310
>>714109249
Nice copy-pasta, manlet.
Anonymous No.714112615
>>714111804
it just makes sense canonically to be the native of every game's region
Anonymous No.714112725
>>714102378 (OP)
why do kikes push this retarded meme when ulfric kills every thalmor when stormcloaks take over a city
Anonymous No.714112745 >>714114786
>>714109563
>Humans prevail
Confirmed lorelet. Humans don't prevail, they just stayed in Middle-earth in the aftermath of ruin.
Anonymous No.714112783
>>714112467
That’s why Skyrim is the worst TES.
Anonymous No.714112884
>>714107668
>Every country's favorite race
for gaynal sex
Anonymous No.714113053 >>714116469 >>714119310
>>714109249
>>714109468
>>714110032
Kek looks like i caused some seethe in the trailer parks and burito kitchens
Anonymous No.714113184 >>714113292 >>714114542 >>714116469
>>714109272
Fucking trailer trash iq. How would you feel if you havent eaten breakfast this morning?
Anonymous No.714113292
>>714113184
How would you feel if I raped and murdered your entire family this morning?
Anonymous No.714113676 >>714113751 >>714114028 >>714114042 >>714114293 >>714114638 >>714116624
>>714102378 (OP)
So is it morally correct to side with the Empire, or the Stormcloaks?
I need to know who to side with in my new run through.
Anonymous No.714113751 >>714116556
>>714113676
it's a videogame, anon. You can just do whatever you want.
Anonymous No.714114028 >>714116556
>>714113676
Empire

Only people with room temperature IQ think the Stormcucks are the right choice
Anonymous No.714114042 >>714116556
>>714113676
Neither side is really "morally correct", that's the point.
Anonymous No.714114187
>>714103164
It's a 1:1 reflection of US politics, very much on the on the nose(heh) too.
Anonymous No.714114293 >>714116556
>>714113676
It depends on your characters RP background and motivations.
Anonymous No.714114542
>>714113184
>Gets BTFO
>Becomes uncontrollably angry
Brown behavior.
Anonymous No.714114638 >>714116556
>>714113676
They intentionally tried to make both sides shitty in really stupid ways so it depends on your own philosophy for which shitty things you care less about.
Personally, I think they did a poor job actually showing the bad side of the Stormcloaks (which are supposed to mostly be racism, I guess) and they have much more sympathetic motivations, so I always side with them. The Empire that exists in Skyrim is deranged, awful, and a net detriment for all of its subjects, which is why almost all of the other provinces have already seceded. If it were still the Septim dynasty it'd be different, but it's not the Empire Talos founded.
Anonymous No.714114716
>>714105170
depends on the setting?
Anonymous No.714114760 >>714114815
you guys would lose it if you seen who owns memritv
Anonymous No.714114786
>>714112745
prevail in the sense that they are still around. they still suffer from the fall of Adam so they will fall to ruin as well just like we are in real life. thats kinda the whole point of LOTR
Anonymous No.714114815
>>714114760
qui?
Anonymous No.714114889 >>714115125
>>714103164
>Imperials pretending to work with the Thalmor, as part of a plan to overthrow them
>Stormcloaks pretending to oppose the Thalmor, as a disguise for being controlled by them
This shit isn't complicated, anon
Anonymous No.714115125
>>714114889
Both of those are headcanon that isn't represented in the game.
Tullius is sort of opposed to the Thalmor but the majority of the Imperial leaders in Skyrim are friendly with the Thalmor and hang out in the embassy during the party. Either way, they're still happily playing into the Dominion's plans.
The Stormcloaks are programmed to kill Thalmor on sight and there's unused dialogue of them executing the Thalmor agents in Markarth (which is only unused because the Siege of Markarth was cut). Thalmor no longer spawn in Stormcloak-controlled holds, either.
Anonymous No.714115143
>>714102378 (OP)
I want elves to bless me with their fat Alinorian millkers.
Anonymous No.714115209
>>714107668
>commuinity survey
Seems very real and authentic
Anonymous No.714115885 >>714116013 >>714116073 >>714116370 >>714117315
>>714107668
Altmer = jewish
Orsimer =Mongolian/caucasus/stan countries
Italian americans/italians/balkan = imperials
Bretons = irish
Nords = Norwegians/scottish/german
Redguard = north african/ middle eastern/sub-Saharan
Dunmer = Japanese/ Ancient Indians(not modern ones)
Bosmer = Seasian
Argonian = Native american, Central/south american
Khajjit = Gypsy, indian
Anonymous No.714116013
>>714115885
Jews > all
what did this poster mean by this?
Anonymous No.714116073 >>714116158 >>714116259 >>714116386 >>714118527
>>714115885
>Bretons = irish
bro
Anonymous No.714116158
>>714116073
The french are disgusting and ruined the world
everyone blames anglos or muh jews when it has always been the franks
Anonymous No.714116259 >>714117413
>>714116073
they're both celtic anyway
Anonymous No.714116370 >>714116713
>>714115885
Where in tamriel can you find these italians?
Anonymous No.714116386 >>714117143
>>714116073
>tfw no gf from Brest village
Anonymous No.714116469
>>714113184
>>714113053
Insanely brown coded posts
Anonymous No.714116531 >>714116776 >>714116834
>>714102378 (OP)
GODperials > Stormcucks
Anonymous No.714116556 >>714116885
>>714113751
>>714114028
>>714114042
>>714114293
>>714114638
Alright, I'm supporting the Empire so I can put Nord Supremacists in their place.
Thanks, anons!
Anonymous No.714116624
>>714113676
Whoever you pick becomes retroactively right because the Dovahkin is on their side.
Anonymous No.714116713
>>714116370
>Please show respect for the Imperial Palace by keeping your voice down
Anonymous No.714116715
>look man, im just saying, if i was kicked out of 109 taverns id start thinking maybe im the problem, you know, and not every tavern owner in Tamriel
Anonymous No.714116776
>>714116531
>Lose Summerset Isle
>Does nothing
>Lose Valenwood
>Get kicked out
>Lose Elsweyr
>Does nothing
>Morrowind leaves
>*crickets*
>Blades are wiped out
>Gets invaded
>Surrenders and gives up Hammerfell to the Thalmor
Impericucks really need to learn how to sit down and be quiet.
Anonymous No.714116786
>>714103198
it's popular for an indie game, but it has an obsessive and insane fanbase of terminally online zoomers

>>714105015
>browns and white trash elf haters
easterlings
Anonymous No.714116814
>>714105015
Elves are such a gay faggot race. Prance around in the woods, fairy.
Anonymous No.714116834 >>714117008
>>714116531
man, ESO designs are so fucking ugly its unreal
Anonymous No.714116885 >>714116968
>>714116556
dumb anime poster
Anonymous No.714116926
>>714107668
>Czech Republic is Altmer clay
lol genuinely surprised
Anonymous No.714116968
>>714116885
You don't need to announce that you arrived here on a tourist visa, anon. You are also free to leave anytime.
Anonymous No.714117000
>>714107668
>poland and argonians
>vermin of their respective worlds
huh. funny how things have a tendency to just check out
Anonymous No.714117008 >>714118262
>>714116834
World of Warcraft and its consequences have been a disaster for the fantasy genre.
Anonymous No.714117054 >>714117137 >>714117178 >>714117250 >>714118568
If you became a women of a race from Tamriel
What sort of bitch would like to be and what race of men would you have sex with?

For me, I would be a hot and strong nordic vixen who only fucks Dunmer men.
Anonymous No.714117103
>>714103343
Deliberately misunderstood*
Anonymous No.714117137 >>714117298
>>714117054
Incredibly indian post, anon.
Anonymous No.714117143
>>714116386
I propose a road trip.
Anonymous No.714117178 >>714117298
>>714117054
Least gay comment here
Anonymous No.714117250 >>714117298
>>714117054
for me, its learning english properly before posting on 4chan, which is an english speaking site.
Anonymous No.714117259
>>714103341
why make up lies on 4chan of all places, what purpose does it serve, Genuine question
Anonymous No.714117262
>>714107668
wait what are the light grey race? the one not listed i mean
Anonymous No.714117298 >>714117372
>>714117137
>>714117178
>>714117250
Come on sissies
Answer the question
Anonymous No.714117315
>>714115885
>germans
>nordic
LMAO Hans no you're fucking not
Anonymous No.714117338
Next game the Empire should've fallen in Colovia and moved its capitol to Balfiera which they rename. Basically turn High Rock into Byzantium
t. Byzaboo
Anonymous No.714117372 >>714117489
>>714117298
This may come as a shock, but just because you have a fetish does not mean it is as wide-spread as you believe it is.
Anonymous No.714117413 >>714117761
>>714116259
yes celtic as fuck
Anonymous No.714117471
I can't believe you people are so dumb you don't even understand Skyrim. It's no wonder you don't get Starfield.
Anonymous No.714117489 >>714117616 >>714117673
>>714117372
Too chicken to say what type of women you would be and who you would fuck.
This type of arrogance strikes that you would be an altmer women who hides her taste for orsimer boyfriend
Anonymous No.714117616 >>714117684
>>714117489
>I would be a nordic white woman and fuck dirty brown creatures

Good to bed Rajesh
Anonymous No.714117673 >>714117825
>>714117489
Anonymous No.714117684
>>714117616
Dunmer are ash colored and can be rather pale.
A lot of insecurity in this person
Anonymous No.714117761 >>714117852
>>714117413
>posts paris
are amerisharts really this retarded? brittany is culturally, ethnically and mentally a completely separate entity from france proper
Anonymous No.714117825 >>714117852
>>714117673
You're a Bosmer girl that fucks Nords.
Anonymous No.714117852 >>714117995
>>714117761
You're speaking to an american, anon. Likely a MAGAt to boot. He will reroute and misdirect with his arguments til you give up out of exhaustion, then he will declare victory.
>>714117825
And then there's this indian faggot.
Anonymous No.714117995
>>714117852
Seething cuckqueen breton maiden who cant get redguard men to pay attention to her
Anonymous No.714118071 >>714118360
>>714102378 (OP)
Hatred and resentment of Elves is deeply brown/jew/leftoid coded. However, TES High Elves are actually a corrupt projection of these groups' hatred of Elves as the image of natural beauty and Aristocracy, things they associate with supremacism and genocide. Thus, Ulfric is actually opposed to a brown person's paranoid image of what an Elf is and what it represents, so his movement is not brown coded.
This deeply confuses the usual suspects because the High Elves and Thalmor are obviously supposed to be Nazistic, however their most fanatical enemies happen to be Aryan-appearing whites in a liberationist struggle. This leads them to the conclusion that both groups are evil because Nazis are bad and white people aren't allowed to have their own countries, which is what the Stormcloak movement represents
Anonymous No.714118145
Anonymous No.714118262
>>714117008
ESO would significantly improve if they ripped off WoW. BEthesda designers are infamously the shittiest fucking retards in the industry.
Anonymous No.714118360
>>714118071
you forgot to post your self-screencapped copypasta, elfschizo
Anonymous No.714118527
>>714116073
Bulsshit map, Nantes is part of britanny
Anonymous No.714118568 >>714118629
>>714117054
Disturbing post.
Anonymous No.714118629
>>714118568
Argonian female that lusts after her imperial colonizers.
Anonymous No.714119272
>>714107668
>altmer
>israel
I'm feeling that weird in between of being shocked but still totally unsurprised at this result.
Anonymous No.714119310
>>714109249
unequivocally based
>>714112516
>>714113053
seething kikes
Anonymous No.714119649 >>714119884
>>714106762
>while the arrogant elves who refuse to help the important common causes are jews!
Isnt it strange how the Elves did not care when the Lonely Mountain Dwarves were being raped by a dragon. But the moment the dragon is dead they come crawling out of the woodworks asking for favors?
Anonymous No.714119709
>>714107668
>Jeetperials
oh no
Anonymous No.714119884
>>714119649
>dwarves greed for gems and gold attracts dragon
>dragon rampages throughout their kingdom
>dwarves find a new land
>later go on journey to reclaim mountain home that comes into conflict with the elves
>elves are rightfully pissed as are the men of the Dales
>ask for some compensation
>dwarves refuse
Dwarves are the jews of Tolkiens verse.
Anonymous No.714120058
>>714109468
In one sense yes, in another no. The Elves in LoTR do scorn most of the human race with good reason and they're never shown as unjustified in doing so. The original Feanorian anger at humanity is mostly correct, with only the Edain not being Morgoth worshippers or primitives. And what are they, a quarter of humans as a high estimate?
In fact, basically every race including elves in LoTR is prone to either evil or listlessness. Only a tiny fraction of both elves and men actually drive history forward in a positive direction. It's literally just Fingolfin/Finarfin descendants + Thingol's court + 10% of Numenoreans + some northmen that carry the world on their back. And hobbits