Thread 714105162

its called the switch 2 because you can only switch between 2 games

>>714105162 (OP)
BotW and TotK?

>>714105162 (OP)
Mario Kart World and what other game?

>>714105162 (OP)
Preposterous, Guardians of Azuma is all I ever played on it.

The joke isn't supposed to be generous

>>714107416
Bananza, which isn't even out yet.

>>714105162 (OP)
Topkek

>>714105162 (OP)
You mean a console that's only been out for a month doesn't have many games yet? Whoa that's crazy

>>714109820
So 1 game, wtf where they thinking

>>714105162 (OP)
How? The switch 2 has no games

>>714109932
what is crazy is that you think this is okay.

>>714107416
Cyberpunk

>>714112298
How is it different from literally any other console launch?

You know what Wii U was stuck with? New Super Mario Bros U. It didn't get another first party game until a year and half later in Mario Kart 8.

>>714112190
Most consoles don’t come out with even a single game, let alone several new titles within the first year

switch 2? more like switch 2 a better console am i right

>>714112449
Think thats bad? The PS4 has been out for 12 years and still only has one game

switch 2 switch

>>714112537
this game alone could carry the whole console

>>714112298
Keep seething, Eric. Nintendo won.

>>714105162 (OP)
But you can only play 1 game at a time, so every console is technically a Switch 2, retard

>>714105162 (OP)
kek

Its called the switch 2 because it is the sequel to the switch 1

I've been playing my backlog of Switch 1 games with less dogshit performance.

>>714105162 (OP)
Its because when you see it you Switch 2 walking away

>>714105162 (OP)
it's called the switch, because if you aren't retarded you switch away from that piece of shit

>>714112697
>it was real in my mind
>digital download only
>from copy+paste slop
lmao

>>714105162 (OP)
it's called the switch, because you are supposed to switch to the WEF digital only future, where you own nothing and pretend to be happy, otherwise the Ninten-AI bans your device.

>>714115842
if you are not fun, you get banned.
- Nintendo commie commissar
If you are not fun, you go to gulag.

Sigh i wish i could find one...

>>714116375
Literally just came from Walmart which had 3 behind the glass.

>>714112190
it's very rare for a console to have a strong lineup of exclusives day 1.
for comparison, the n64 day 1 had mario 64, pilotwings and, uuuh.. anything else?

>>714116557
Hold the fucking phone, there was an Orphen game? And it was localized?

>>714105162 (OP)
>Switch 2 PC
>Switch 2 Playstation.

>>714116557
And now lets look at the release dates for those games
heres some of them randomly picked
of course ignoring the dreamcast and PC games

>>714105162 (OP)
>2 games
Damn, already more than the PS5?

>>714117535
damn i guess google images lied to me

It's called the ps5 because it took 5 years to get 1 game

Its because if you make 1 joke you Switch 2 offline only

>>714117573
I believe exclusives are a bad business practice.
If a console needs to lock games away just to sell, than that means the system itself isn't good enough on it's own merits.

8 more years

>>714105162 (OP)
>been playing Cyberpunk and Fantasy Life only for the last month
Fug

What will the cope be when all of picrel comes out?

>>714117863
that's right, competition is bad! Also I love sucking dicks. PC bro btw, specifically only valve and steam.

>>714118038
that they don't count because rehashes, but please ignore gran tourismo and GTA being the laziest rehashes outside of sportball games

>>714118038
these are the same games every generation with a slightly different coat of paint

>>714118038
Going to be real with you, even as someone who has a Switch 2 I wouldn't be waving around Drag x Drive, and Hyrule Warriors as anything worth bragging about.
Pokemon either, but we'll have to see how GF fucks everything up this time

>>714118154
There's not much in the way of competition these days.
>Nintendo is still a generation behind and relying on first-party exclusives for system sales.
>Xbox is slowly killing itself, soon to be nothing more than their gamepass service, available on all other systems.
>PC is a fully open platform, and therefore technologically inconsistent due to the wide variety in PC specs
>Because of this, Playstation is the new system standard that all major developers will spec their games around.

>>714118245
>MK World is the first new mario kart in 11 years
>DK Bananza is completely original
>Metroid Prime hasn't had a new game in 18 years
>kirby air ride hasn't had a game in 22 years
>Splatoon Raiders is a spinoff, and point invalid anyway because 2 and 3 massively improved upon the previous ones
>Pokemon might actually be good because Nintendo finally noticed gamefreak has been shitting the bed, and stepped in to quality control

>>714118938
Why do you like the idea of exclusives?

>>714119203
Why do you think if every game was released on every platform we'd be living in a communist utopia?

>>714119203
Exclusives and retard-proof voice chat are the only reason for consoles to exist. Without exclusives, consoles are just a really shitty PC for retards.

>>714119203
Devs should be free to choose what the game they make should be playable on

>>714119203
I don't like exclusives, but it makes sense for console developers to keep their first party games on their own consoles, else why would you buy one?

>>714119495
it's usually the business sector choice and then they hire devs that can develop on that platform with the tools needed. lone devs always develop on pc.

>>714109932
You’re saying that as if that’s a thing we should expect? A console should only release when there’s a good library of games to play. Why have we let our standards drop so low.

>>714118714
Do PlayStation 5’s have quick resume? I’ve never used one

What actual good games does switch 2 even have besides kong and kart? switch 1 ports can fuck off, I can emulate it

>>714118714
that's not how it works, the platform is not a console but is called "nvidia", devs use every shitty nvidia GPU technology possible to offshore their work and then it's just a matter of compiling on amd64 or arm. nintendo is using nvidia because of that, amd is just copying nvidia sys calls, but pc will always be on top followed by what seems to be nintendo since they have a custom nvidia chip that is better than what the steam deck can offer.

>>714121116
>followed by what seems to be nintendo since they have a custom nvidia chip
Then why can they only play last gen games?

>>714123094
because it's still equivalent to a mid budget real nvidia GPU obviously being inside an unventilated battery powered tablet. but most casuals don't care and nintendo users are used to play 20 fps games, and the nvidia bloat permits for easily scalable graphic settings (so that making a downgraded version of cyberpunk for example i bet was pretty easy)

>>714119203
Snoys everybody