>Hey Anon, you wanna the play the new Mario game on my switch together?

wat do here, /v/

>>714110519 (OP)
I deserve sex with a woman this beautiful

>>714110519 (OP)
wake up

>>714110519 (OP)
Why is an attractive woman in a bra + jeans soliciting me to play Mario?

>>714110519 (OP)
>whore but she holds a controller

thats a switch 1

>>714110519 (OP)
No it fucking sucks

>>714110519 (OP)
>teehee I'm a gamer just like you ince- I mean you guys hehe go sub to my OF!

>>714110519 (OP)
You're not my type

>>714110519 (OP)
Why is she holding it like phone? Is she retarded?

>>714110519 (OP)
no

>>714110519 (OP)

>>714110519 (OP)
Yes, that's an icebreaker to hang out. Don't *just* play games, there's more to socializing than that. Good luck, that's what you can consider an invitation to at least hang out 1 on 1. Don't fuck up anon

>>714110519 (OP)
>switch is wider than her chest is
Come back once you've finished puberty, darling

Is that Sophie mudd? She used to be hot af what happened?

>>714110749
Males needs to be updated to show some unkempt slob in front of the object. Basically the average YT thumbnail.

>>714110519 (OP)
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>714110519 (OP)
>no hips
She is well below my standards.

>>714110519 (OP)
You dumb cunt, we can't play MARIO KART WORLD on Switch 1, do you really expect me to play Mario Kart 8, a game I've played a million times? Stupid BITCH

>>714110519 (OP)
I would like very much to having american sex with white prostituts

What are some fun multiplayer games to play with normie GF? Smash Bros is too boring

>>714110519 (OP)
"No"

>>714111296
kill yourself fakecel