Thread 714115325

>come home
>see this

what do /v/?

>>714115325 (OP)
n-ntr stare?

>>714115325 (OP)
>"sorry but i only eat meat, i don't eat grains"

Wake up

>>714115325 (OP)
wake down and cry

>>714115325 (OP)
Eat ze onigiri and tamago

>>714115325 (OP)
Smell her sweaty butt

take off my vr helmet

>>714115325 (OP)
What do stay at home wives do all day? Sounds kinda boring

>>714115325 (OP)
cum all over her and the food

>>714115913
sex with chad

>>714115913
Because comutting to work and wageslaving is so much better

>>714115913
Clean the house, do taxes, take care of the kids
Have you not had a regular childhood

>>714116128
Oh yeah also buy groceries every day so the family eats fresh food, cook food, do chores

>>714116128
slaving away for your husband?
sigh
I'd rather slave away to give goldberg another yacht...

>>714115913
watch the same shitty soap opera for 30 years

divorce her and marry my actual hotwife

>>714115419
uh oh

>>714115325 (OP)
realize that I have died and gone to heaven

AnonGPT, turn >>714115325 (OP) into a webm of me touching her boobs.

>>714115913
>he doesnt know

>>714115913
The same thing that I do as a self actualized incel-neet, but for multiple people;
>wake up
>make food
>chores
>leisure time
>poop
>sleep
I wonder if most men were given the choice to be "stay at home husbands", would they take it?

>>714117172
I don't know about most, but I think a lot would, until they would start imagining if their wife is cheating on them because they are man at home and such, but that's if we are thinking in our current societal norms.
Men want purpose imo, to feel like they are doing the thing, something important or needed, which I think househusband could execute in certain circumstances.

>>714117172
I would
but no woman would ever care about me anyway so it doesn't matter
t. 33yo virgin with no job and no degree

>>714115913
It's the female equivalent of being a NEET. It's based as fuck.

>>714117123
tfw no dizzy 50's housewife

>>714115325 (OP)
Anal

>>714117540
You mean like this?

>>714115913
video games
write fanfiction
the next door shota

>>714115325 (OP)
Smack her ass, tell her how happy I am to see her and her lovely smile, let her know I'm excited to eat when she's done, and ask her if she needs anything done around the house or help in the kitchen.Then destroy her cervix afterwards.
It's a nice pipe dream.

>>714115325 (OP)
Why's she smiling like that?

>>714117703
MOOOOODS ANON IS TOUCHING BOOBS ON A BLUE BOOOOARD

>>714115325 (OP)
oh shit I just got NTR'd

>>714117703
chat is this real?

>>714115913
Invite Jamal over for a little company.

>>714117424
I’m a 32 year old virgin that’s 6’1”, full head of hair, not fat, fairly good looking, a veteran, has a job, and has a degree. I’ve met guys that got mad pussy despite having almost none of what I just listed. I’m honestly not even that much of a weirdo or an autist. Quit deluding yourself that you’d be happy if it wasn’t for the object of your insecurity. The problem is that you’re probably a socially awkward beta male like me.

>>714115325 (OP)
wonder why a white bitch is making sushi in my house

>>714117674
Sure. Beats modern tattoo plastered #metoo hogs.

>>714118039
>The problem is that you’re probably a socially awkward beta male like me.
I am and I already accepted it. I don't think I was meant to be in a relationship. I'm way too irresponsible, I can barely take care of myself and I have no goals in life. I don't know what I would even do if I had a gf or wife
I have a 34yo friend. He's tall but fat as fuck, not very good looking, he hasn't worked a day in his life and still lives with his parents but somehow he gets a new girlfriend every 6-12 months
I don't know how he does it

>>714115325 (OP)
Get hard at the idea that I will be raising her black baby. I love my Hot wife Asuna.

>>714118531
How's the weather in Israel?

>>714118389
It sounds like you're a responsible person who's looking out for the person you want to be with because you'd value her, so you don't want to set her up with someone who can "barely take care of himself"
Whereas your friend probably doesn't give a shit about them and that's why he hops girlfriends, who probably have zero self-esteem to begin with
Seems like you have a lot more integrity and respect for other people

>>714118039
>>714118384
>>714118389
Why don’t you just go get one like this?

>>714115325 (OP)
Spend the next five minutes getting all the giant fucking hairs out of it like every day

>>714115325 (OP)
Stress out because someone replaced my stove with induction bullshit

Did you know blacks don't exist in Kivotos?

>>714115325 (OP)
impregnate

>>714116128
What kinda mom does the taxes?

>>714120172
Iori? Karin?
Plana?

>>714120507
Not. Blacks.

>>714117172
>I wonder if most men were given the choice to be "stay at home husbands", would they take it?
As a man who works 40 hours a week while my wife stays at home taking care of the kids, I would trade places with my wife in a fucking heartbeat if I could. I want to be a stay at home dad so fucking badly, I am so fucking tired of working.

>>714117703
this is why I still come here

>>714117424
try 45+cougars. they are more easy than you think hehehe

>>714120873
45+ cougars won't do shit around the house. Once they get themselves a "cute little boy toy" to support them, they'll spend their time at home watching trashy TV all day.

>>714120686
you would get bored of it in a month, men are too ambitious and need action more than comfort
in a gaming terms thats why men play shooters and women play animal crossing

>>714120873
try them where, genius?

>>714120873
I don't really wanna "try" anything. If it was only a matter of losing my virginity, I would have paid for a whore a long time ago

>>714116128
>regular childhood
THIS is the regular childhood of zoomers
This generation is fucked and will most likely destroy the world once is their time to rule

>>714120507
They are just whites with a tan or a paint job

>>714119627
Our society is so fucking done.

>>714119471
>Seems like you have a lot more integrity and respect for other people
eh, I don't know about that... I do think about not wanting to be with a girl because I would only make her suffer but I don't think it's because of integrity or respect. I'm also too awkward and afraid to talk to girls
I haven't talked to one in more than a decade

>>714122263
Them nails

>>714117703
KEK

>>714121493
>Dequan Pogchamp Jackson's first words were 'rizz' and 'gyatt'

>>714122465
Why is she such a slut for sensei?

>>714115325 (OP)
bless all the brown and fat anons that ERP as housewife Asuna for their nonny friends

>>714115913
Homemaking is a lot of work. Cooking and cleaning are a given, but you're also doing all the shopping for fresh ingredients, every day.
It also involves educating kids. My mother had taught me to read and write before I even went to preschool, which put me so far ahead of every other kid. Or just...spending time with their kids. This is such an important thing and yet, it's entirely absent from the lives of modern kids.
They can also spend it leisurely reading, watching TV, or with a hobby. Housewives also spend a lot of time talking to each other, often time during shopping runs.

>>714117172
In a heartbeat, I would.

>>714122721
You can't be a slut for one person.
That's just called being loyal and deeply in love.

>>714117123
I'd rather that be me with my woman being the one to defeat me

>>714115913
Depends on how much they actually commit to the bit. Genuinely being a housewife, i.e. Cooking good, fresh meals, keeping things clean, raising children is actually time consuming. With that said I've known far more that are """""stay at home moms""""" and basically just vegetate on the couch watching slop, ignoring their tiktok children and calling some crockpot slop concoction a home cooked meal while their husbands crack their back.

>>714122835
I don't know, just look at that boob window.