Here's the traitor, your majesty

>>714122067 (OP)
THE KING'S GAY?!?

PLEASE YOUR OMPNIPOTENCE, HAVE MERCY

>>714122473
FUCK YOU IM NOT GAY I JUST LIKE HAVING GAY SEX

>>714122669
After you've scrubbed all of my ass hairs then we can talk about mercy

>>714122669
After you've PLEASEd all the plumbers in the mushroom kingdom, then we can talk about mercy

>>714122669
After you... after you...?
Help me!

Here's the trailer, your majesty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaY7TRleX0A

MY CAKES WILL BURN

>>714123658
maybe if you stopped leaving them unattended they wouldn't burn you fat fuck

You know what ((they)) say

>>714123658
I'd love to burn this guy's cakes

Hey, Zelda, I just want to say... it sure is boring without you...

>>714122473
He's one of those gays

where do faces of evil, wand of gamelon, and the aniamted series fit on the zelda timeline

>LINK you mUST PLEASE Duke Onkled

>>714124634
between BOTW and TOTK

Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, MMMMM, richer.

>>714122067 (OP)
After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, Then After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you’ve scrubbed all of me. Then After you’ve rubbed oil on MY peᵉᶰᶦˢ Then you can rub my dick Then you can eᴀt shiᵖ Then you can take my boy to DINNER. Then after you’ve strived for this peace Then you can SEND LINK for pea-tza, Then you can SAVE ME! FOUR peace -es of pea-tza, then you can Protect Zelda’s boobies. Then after you’ve Schm̷anaferolferellodmerschuietra Then you can help me pee in the morning. Then after you Go! oN a DIE!!! ᵘʰHIT Then you can - Then you can - Hmmmm. Help. Then you can eᴀt this Octorock! cOck! Then you can go fUck! yourself Then you can do the duck walk! Then you can beᴀt off! and cum onto Ganon’s beautiful face! Then after you’ve PLEASE…..d all the plumbers in The Mushroom Kingdom! then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!

>>714122669
After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, Then After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you’ve scrubbed all of me. Then After you’ve rubbed oil on MY peᵉᶰᶦˢ Then you can rub my dick Then you can eᴀt shiᵖ Then you can take my boy to DINNER. Then after you’ve strived for this peace Then you can SEND LINK for pea-tza, Then you can SAVE ME! FOUR peace -es of pea-tza, then you can Protect Zelda’s boobies. Then after you’ve Schm̷anaferolferellodmerschuietra Then you can help me pee in the morning. Then after you Go! oN a DIE!!! ᵘʰHIT Then you can - Then you can - Hmmmm. Help. Then you can eᴀt this Octorock! cOck! Then you can go fUck! yourself Then you can do the duck walk! Then you can beᴀt off! and cum onto Ganon’s beautiful face! Then after you’ve PLEASE…..d all the plumbers in The Mushroom Kingdom! then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!

>>714122473
This is illegal, you know.

>look for an old YTPMV to post
>find a reupload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUXzfvLxWfo
>sound's as crunchy as possible
>video quality is beyond shit
>unregistered watermark in the corner
Perfect.

>>714125275

I can't find the post anymore, but back when Overwatch released the Witch Mercy skin, it was constantly being spammed on /v/ for how hot and sexy she was, to most people's annoyance. One time, a dude posted the Witch Mercy once again and just said something like "Let's talk about Mercy!" and the first fucking post was a picture of King Harkinian strictly pointing to the floor, with the comment "After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about Mercy!". Made me laugh.

https://youtu.be/diqXLZcQobE
https://youtu.be/iCEOSwV9FY4

>>714126467
Describing a post that was funny is really autistic to do, but it's an extremely funny post so I appreciate it anyways.

>>714126603
https://youtu.be/1XFq5dMnVdM

"And worst of all, he could be any one of us!"

...DANG

>>714127474
Unironically thigh highs are way too fucking tight

>>714125275
I heavily appreciate this post putting into text just how fucked up some of the words get through sentence mixing which is by far my favorite aspect of youtube poops and why some of their sentences still live rent free in my head.

>>714125275
>Then you can beᴀt off! and cum onto Ganon’s beautiful face!

OAH Ship I'm going to DIE!
OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH
Help me! Save me! Protect me!
OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH

>>714125275
You are a king

zelda if she real

>>714125275
I can hear this in my head.

This is illegal, you know.