Thread 714125425 - /v/ [Archived: 677 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:58:39 AM No.714125425
poke floats
poke floats
md5: c40396658927cae645c8d92583d0212f🔍
>hey lemme select stage next
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:01:22 AM No.714125619
>>714125425 (OP)
Cool stage.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:02:21 AM No.714125692
comp SSBM would be a lot more fun if every stage was legal
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:03:14 AM No.714125754
>>714125425 (OP)
comp nerds cannot understand the concept of fun
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:03:21 AM No.714125762
melee fox only
melee fox only
md5: 54f6fa906747b34164cbce4afce52cb0🔍
>>714125692
No fun allowed.
No showers allowed.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:04:22 AM No.714125847
>>714125762
picture needs updated to change one side of foxes to marth
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:06:08 AM No.714125962
>>714125762
This is pretty funny when you consider mid tiers are doing better than ever and FD is partially responsible
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:06:42 AM No.714126002
>>714125692
t. complains about sweats in league
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:13:29 AM No.714126456
>>714125692
It would just be even more Fox only.
Do casuls understand that every single thing that gets banned is just to nerf Fox?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:15:50 AM No.714126608
>>714126456
This. I had to explain this to a friend who was making fun of Comp Melee the other day.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:15:52 AM No.714126612
>>714125692
agreed
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:17:00 AM No.714126683
>>714125425 (OP)
Why did they ban Pokemon Stadium changing?

The dynamic shift kept things interesting.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:20:25 AM No.714126885
>>714126456
I think you'll find that people who constantly cry about specific video games do not and have not actually played the game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:20:27 AM No.714126890
>>714126456
So banning a single character would reverse restrictions to 99% of the game and you'd no longer be total laughing stocks?
Huh. Why don't you just do that?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:20:37 AM No.714126904
>>714126683
IIRC there's some forms that allow for infinites so people were just stalling until it changed.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:25:39 AM No.714127205
>>714126683
>The dynamic shift kept things interesting.
it really did, one of my favorite sets of all time even happened right in the middle of a stage shift
people are just huge whiny pussies looking for the littlest things to blame for their failings

https://youtu.be/9BWxfTWjMcU?t=589
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:27:20 AM No.714127304
>>714126890
Because Fox hasn't been that dominant in a long time. Get this - people have learned how to deal with him over time. I know it's hard to wrap your head around since everything you know about the game you learned over 10 years ago, but its not as big of a deal as you retards make it out to be. Maybe inform yourself before making an ass out of yourself
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:35:34 AM No.714127848
>>714127304
ok so can we lift all the overbearing limitations that were evidently only put in to nerf Fox?
Now that I think about it - and this is pretty funny, actually - the main knock against competitive Melee was always that it seemed like you'd rather ban shit than learn to deal with it.
And seems like you're admitting this was true, and by happy accident you've realized that it's in fact possible to deal with a meta without out-of-game measures
True, you were forced to learn this lesson over a painful decade and a half whereas everyone else grasped it instantly and intuitively, but all's well that ends well
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:52:03 AM No.714129001
>>714127848
>ok so can we lift all the overbearing limitations that were evidently only put in to nerf Fox?
I did not and would not say this. Fox would absolutely outperform low tiers on banned stages, but that's not why it was banned. Do you seriously think pokefloats is no longer legal solely because Fox fortnite dances on, say, Kirby on it? No. Your large meme stages are so fucking campy it leads to horrendously boring matches for both spectator amd player alike. One way moving meme stages "nerf" Fox because they're easy as shit to gimp people on, and Mr. Shine man is, expectedly, pretty good at gimping people. But you're delusional if you believe that's the only reason.
>the main knock against competitive Melee was always that it seemed like you'd rather ban shit than learn to deal with it.
Coming from the guy clamoring to have Fox banned? Yeah, that is pretty fuckin rich. Banning stages that'll kill you after one hit because you got knocked over onto a platform that quickly pulls you off screen before you are actionable is not the same as banning a whole character for having a ton of representation.
>And seems like you're admitting this was true, and [...] realized that it's [...] possible to deal with a meta without out-of-game measures
You're the one crying about Fox's legality. I'd much rather ban 10 stages that make it easy to gimp someone's stock than an entire playable character.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:00:26 AM No.714129491
Whiteboard
Whiteboard
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superior game, superior stage
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:28:03 AM No.714131153
>>714125692
Mods, send him to Flat Zone.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:29:37 AM No.714131252
>>714125425 (OP)
the only stage I'd avoid when playing melee with buds is icicle mountain
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:31:00 AM No.714131323
>>714126683
Because Slippi netplay doesn't have the transformations and too many players are used to it. However, based Nintendo is against mods, so transformations are the standard again.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:34:05 AM No.714131508
1708029719821318
1708029719821318
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>>714125425 (OP)
Low key best stage
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:40:43 AM No.714131874
>>714125754
yet they're the ones having fun doing what they like and you're complaining
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:42:41 AM No.714131980
>>714125692
but it would be a lot less "comp" if every stage was legal
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:43:59 AM No.714132058
>>714131874
I'm not complaining at all, I'd never look down on someone for playing with items or choosing PokeFloats are using a low-tier character or enjoying Brawl
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:45:19 AM No.714132119
>>714132058
then you shouldn't look down on "comp nerds" doing the thing they think is fun either
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:48:25 AM No.714132280
>>714131874
are you 12?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:49:58 AM No.714132370
>>714132280
nope
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:52:26 AM No.714132484
>>714126456
why hasn't FD been banned then?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:53:01 AM No.714132515
>>714132119
Okay
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:53:46 AM No.714132556
>>714132484
Every top player wants it banned because it nerfs Fox
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:56:20 AM No.714132696
>>714132556
just kinda weird the best stage for fox wasn't banned first, despite every stage ban supposedly being entirely for nerfing fox...
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:56:36 AM No.714132718
>>714125425 (OP)
>In high school
>Playing 8 player Smash Wii U
>It's my turn to pick a stage
>Pick 75m for chuckles
>Some asshole immediately pauses and cuts the match short because NO FUN ALLOWED
>Skips my turn, not allowed to re-pick

I'm still pissed about this
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:58:19 AM No.714132807
>>714125425 (OP)
Am I the only one who misses this map in Ultimate? I loved playing on this.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:59:18 AM No.714132863
>>714132696
No, you don't get it. Final Destination is Fox's worst stage. Every top player that plays Fox wants to ban it because that single stage prevents Fox from being on a tier of his own above everyone else
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:00:42 AM No.714132940
>>714132863
apparently so...
despite every fox main using it for their crutch pick
but apparently it's just bad and his worst stage..
man melee sure is complicated...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:05:15 AM No.714133172
>>714132718
>no fun allowed
Anon... 75m is a terrible stage, it's not fun to play it. You were in the wrong.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:14:34 AM No.714133713
>>714125425 (OP)
99 stock
Pokeballs only on max spawn rate
Pokefloats
Super Sudden Death
Pichu only
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:26:05 AM No.714134339
So uhh

Is mang0 finished?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:28:59 AM No.714134490
>>714132718
Stop dwelling on negative high school experiences, anon.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:30:14 AM No.714134549
>>714134339
time will tell if he quits drinking and cody accepts an apology. i'd bet on it
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:43:02 AM No.714135328
Mario_vs_Giga_Bowser_SSBM
Mario_vs_Giga_Bowser_SSBM
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>>714125425 (OP)
Ah, Melee, back when the Smash Mandate wasn't in place.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:43:18 AM No.714135340
1690556094006342
1690556094006342
md5: 045f090d6e471372199c4be5cc63f717🔍
>first experience with melee is a demo kiosk at toys r us
>when I happened to walk past saw icicle mountain
>thought it was cool as hell to have a fighting game where you have to keep going through it like a platformer stage
>years later get my own gamecube and it's one of my favorite stages
>try talking about it with people online
>everyone, literally everyone, hates it
I do think it's pure nostalgia since I absolutely hate the horizontally scrolling SMB one from brawl but still
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:27:56 AM No.714137896
melee is dead
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:31:20 AM No.714138101
>>714134549
>cody accepts an apology
kek what did mango do to him? I thought he just got cancelled for shoving his dick in people's faces
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:32:21 AM No.714138165
>>714138101
>kek what did mango do to him?
being one of the few people that can consistently beat him
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:37:08 AM No.714138459
>>714138165
Mang0 kinda washed thoughbeit, amsa been stepping on him for a long time until recently and I remember when Mang0 played a friendly against Hbox in bracket. Honestly I think the dude just needs to move on, he doesn't seem like he's enjoying it any more
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:43:50 AM No.714138872
>>714138459
mango strikes me as a guy that only stuck around with the community for so long because, growing up, it was a place to chill out and get fucked up and have a fun night with friends
this is like a giant slap in the face that no, his community has been co-opted and overrun with tranny politics, and now they are kicking him out of his own house
was he a bit of a drunk sperg? sure. but compared to the actual slimeballs that run the scene now, especially the backstabber ludwig, I'd be feeling incredibly let down