Why does Pauline have magical superpowers? - /v/ (#714129470) [Archived: 649 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:00:03 AM No.714129470
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:32:39 AM No.714131420
Why not.
You're such a fucking retard holy shit anon.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:34:56 AM No.714131548
obviously theyre monkey ritual chants that she learns
you fucking retard
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:39:13 AM No.714131794
>>714129470 (OP)
She is female chuddie
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:41:13 AM No.714131904
>>714129470 (OP)
she pretty explicitly does not, the big banana beards are what give her any powers beyond cunny
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:44:56 AM No.714132098
>>714129470 (OP)
why even care retard
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:45:12 AM No.714132117
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What's this?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:45:13 AM No.714132118
>>714129470 (OP)
>singing is a power now
This shit is so corny
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:46:15 AM No.714132173
why does a flower grant mario magical fire throwing abilities???
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:47:15 AM No.714132218
Little girls are known to have mysterious powers over adults.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:48:59 AM No.714132318
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>>714131904
That doesn't explain why Void Kong wants her or why her singing is able to destroy VoidCo stuff (which she can do even as a rock, which is prior to meeting any elders)
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:50:50 AM No.714132419
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>>714132318
it's a cartoon monkey game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:52:05 AM No.714132470
jewish sesame street
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>>714129470 (OP)
Feminism.
Same reason they put her in jeans and why they made her older version a mayor instead of Mario's bimbo girlfriend.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:52:21 AM No.714132478
>>714132318
She can also materialize rocks into existence and throw them.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:53:17 AM No.714132526
ha
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>>714132117
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:06:02 AM No.714133217
>>714129470 (OP)
Some image that suggests "Pauline" has powers because she inherited her eyebrows, dwarfism, and mysterious powers from a certain plumber, while inheriting her brown hair, eyes, and singing ability from her mother.

Makes sense that in Odyssey that Mario is definitively put in the friendzone by Peach but what do you know, gets to reconnect with an old GF...
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:12:58 AM No.714133603
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:15:18 AM No.714133749
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>>714132117
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:52:44 AM No.714135897
She also mentions that she has a "special power" at the end of the Direct.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:03:16 AM No.714136483
>>714133217
>it's actually Mario's kid!
I look forward to the suicides when you tards realize you got tricked into viral marketing yet another Mario game under the belief it had great deeper lore and twists we'd uncover after release.

Just like Super Mario Odyssey
Just like Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Just like Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:06:09 AM No.714136650
>>714129470 (OP)
Why not
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:06:57 AM No.714136691
>>714135897
her special power is having an insufferably shit voice actress.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:07:47 AM No.714136745
When does she get fucked by Teen Mario?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:09:07 AM No.714136832
>>714136691
Well that's not very nice.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:18:00 AM No.714137310
>>714132118
As opposed to being a cat, a tanuki, spring, bee, goomba, ufo, etc?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:18:36 AM No.714137351
>>714136832
but very true
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:19:40 AM No.714137407
>>714129470 (OP)

Is it really wrong if I want to... you know
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:22:37 AM No.714137598
>>714137407
Yes it is very wrong.
That is Mario's daughter.
You don't want to disrespect Mario, do you?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:28:45 AM No.714137946
>>714137598
>That is Mario's daughter.
please live stream your suicide when the game comes out and it's revealed your retarded fan theory is wrong.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:30:34 AM No.714138057
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Should he be voice acted? I know he already was in DK64
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:31:06 AM No.714138091
>>714137946
I won't be THAT upset over it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:32:52 AM No.714138204
>>714138057
Maybe the DK64 voice actor or the Cartoon voice actor will return.
Who knows?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:40:07 AM No.714138646
>>714138057
We've already see the extreme anime cringe voice acting has produced in this and BOTW. Nintendo games don't even have basic options to let you turn their terrible VA off either.

Nintendo games should NEVER have voice acting. they should have a few charming soundbytes and noises characters make and that's it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:43:25 AM No.714138845
>>714136483
Of course Nintendo is never going to put that as canon, but it's still neat to think about. The Mario Odyssey lore, if I recall, centered around the idea that New Donk City was the hub world.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:19:58 AM No.714140748
Kino song
https://www.reddit.com/r/donkeykong/comments/1lnxtgy/dk_bananza_full_bananza_theme/
ib4reddit
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:04:47 AM No.714143058
>>714129470 (OP)
Because the corporate focus group that designed the game found that it would get more people to buy it.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:13:38 AM No.714143526
>>714138057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V93ZyaiDPA
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:20:43 AM No.714143932
>>714140748
The ost of this game is going to be something else
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:43:14 AM No.714145028
she has the power to attract men

https://litter.catbox.moe/xvwmrqskzo3d7lbz.png
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:57:43 AM No.714145737
>>714143058
Nintendo never does focus groups.