eat ass, asphalt eater! - /v/ (#714136151) [Archived: 665 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 4:57:21 AM No.714136151

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:04:39 AM No.714136564

soy compressed

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>eat ass, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ass''''''''''''''''''''''phalt eater

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:06:11 AM No.714136652

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>>eat ass, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ass''''''''''''''''''''''phalt eater

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:06:43 AM No.714136680

>>714136564
Go back, sharty toddler

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:07:38 AM No.714136738

>>714136564
Nice self portrait

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:08:18 AM No.714136776

BAAAAAAAAAAAAART

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:09:32 AM No.714136846

>>714136776
I pour boiling oil on your skull...

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:09:52 AM No.714136862

billybrandon

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>>714136564
>>714136652
>>>eat ass, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ass''''''''''''''''''''''phalt eater

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:11:17 AM No.714136942

Eat sneed, feed seeder!

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:14:00 AM No.714137065

1561869962558

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>kick Ralph Wiggum
>he starts barking like a dog

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:17:02 AM No.714137241

>>714136151 (OP)
That's not what he says

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:17:58 AM No.714137308

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>>>>eat ass, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ass''''''''''''''''''''''phalt eater
>Eat sneed, feed seeder!

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:19:13 AM No.714137382

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>>714136151 (OP)
Baaaarnt... You can't eat asphalt. It's unsanitary

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:20:47 AM No.714137474

Simpon

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>>714136151 (OP)

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:21:52 AM No.714137549

>Homie, we're in a deathgrips mashup!
>Do'hhhhhhhh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2VBImbOdCQ

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:21:59 AM No.714137557

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>>>>>eat ass, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ass''''''''''''''''''''''phalt eater
>>Eat sneed, feed seeder!

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:23:07 AM No.714137631

>>714136151 (OP)
Why do I still hear this

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:24:23 AM No.714137698

nigger

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>>>>>>eat ass, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ass''''''''''''''''''''''phalt eater
>>>Eat sneed, feed seeder!
Nigger

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:25:23 AM No.714137750

soyjak-spin-stu-gif-416312999

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>Anonymous 06/30/25(Mon)23:04:39 No.714136564▶>>714136680 >>714136738 >>714136862
>File: onions compressed.jpg (21 KB, 219x248)
>21 KB

>eat ass, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ass''''''''''''''''''''''phalt eater

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:27:42 AM No.714137882

homer imp

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> Anonymous 06/30/25(Mon)23:24:23 No.714137698
>nigger.jpg (434 KB, 1600x1064) google yandex iqdb wait
>434 KB
>>>>>>>eat ass, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ass''''''''''''''''''''''phalt eater
>>>>Eat sneed, feed seeder!
>Nigger
> Anonymous 06/30/25(Mon)23:25:23 No.714137750
>basedjak-spin-stu-gif-416312999.gif (152 KB, 644x800) google yandex iqdb wait
>152 KB
>>Anonymous 06/30/25(Mon)23:04:39 No.714136564▶>>714136680 >>714136738 >>714136862 (You)
>>File: onions compressed.jpg (21 KB, 219x248)
>>21 KB
>>eat ass, '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ass''''''''''''''''''''''phalt eater

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:31:42 AM No.714138126

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>>714137549
I see burns then I'm leaving
The donut's what I'm eating
The pile of tires is burnin
I am the beast I worship

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:31:43 AM No.714138127

Uh oh sharty toddler melty!

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:32:30 AM No.714138174

Thank you for getting rid of the shartyspam janny

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:34:33 AM No.714138287

>>714136151 (OP)
i always heard "eat asshole, asshole-eaters!"

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:37:46 AM No.714138498

sneed soy

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>Eat sneed, feed seeder!

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 5:46:32 AM No.714139045

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>>714136151 (OP)
I'M A LEAN MEAN... SPEED THINGY!

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 6:11:41 AM No.714140346

Playing this game for the first time, was the race with Smithers at the end of Homer's section supposed to be stupidly hard? Or am I just bad at this game?

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 6:13:27 AM No.714140439

>>714140346
Tip: Avoid hitting traffic vehicles!

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 6:14:56 AM No.714140514

>>714140346
game has random difficulty spikes and a pretty high skill level it expects you to reach. It gets way harder desu esp if you intend to beat the "real end" halloween section

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 6:15:40 AM No.714140546

>>714140346
It's kind of a pain, I don't think his vehicle was meant to accelerate that fast.

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 6:20:06 AM No.714140752

>>714140346

I seem to recall, having played this not long after it came out, that yes, it was stupidly hard. It wasn't impossible, but it was practically on par with GTA San Andreas train chase mission. Kinda funny considering the game felt geared towards a younger audience.

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Anonymous

7/1/2025, 6:20:29 AM No.714140783

TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT YOU SUCK I'M GREAT LA DA DA DA YOU ARE THE ONE
I
HATE

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 6:25:06 AM No.714141039

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>>714140752
Replayed hit and run a couple weeks ago and san andreas a few months ago, now that I have fully developed motor skills I think the Smithers race was actually more difficult, mostly because even if you're winning he comes out of nowhere and smokes you on the last stretch half the time.

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 7:12:13 AM No.714143441

>>714140346
it's a kid's game bro

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 7:30:05 AM No.714144394

>>714136151 (OP)
I CAN DO IT WITH A JUMP
BART
WHERE IS HE
BAAAAAAAART

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 7:48:15 AM No.714145259

>>714136151 (OP)
>eat ass, bald-ass bald-eater

Anonymous

7/1/2025, 8:10:35 AM No.714146358

OooOOoooO the vibrations are tickling my FEET