So this is Death Stranding....

>>714138943 (OP)
>Snowrunner but you play as the guy
Bravo koji-man

>>714139078
qwop was awesome though

>>714138943 (OP)
Accurate delivery work experience

>>714138943 (OP)
I warned you about slopes bro. I warned you.

>>714138943 (OP)
Who thought this game was a good idea?

>>714138943 (OP)
Could they not make at least one other animation so it doesn't look like a 2 second loop?

>>714139263
*slops
Ftfy

>>714139391
small indie company
pls understando

>>714138943 (OP)
I WARNED ABOUT MOUNTAINS BRO

I TOLD YOU DAWG

>>714138943 (OP)
>he didn't bind his bind his backpack
>he can't even hold both triggers at once
ngmi

>>714138943 (OP)
NOOOO THE SEMEN SAMPLES!

>>714139078
Nigger who didn't love QWOP? Shut the fuck up you retard

>>714138943 (OP)
just finished ds2, it just copied evangelion even more, and added a zesty nigger on top, what a fucking hack

>>714138943 (OP)
Please tell me you're the same guy who made the original where he falls off the bridge in the first game

>>714139391
>>714139579
Before learning 3D: "Could they not make at least one other animation so it doesn't look like a 2 second loop?"

After learning 3D: "Damn that's a clean loop."

These falling physics are pure ass compared to Breath of the Wild and TOTK

>>714140697
>he boughted ds2

>>714140841
Still doesn't change the fact it looks lazy and low effort despite looking clean

>>714141106
Your life is lazy and low effort

>>714140874
They're about the same. The might even *be* the same phsyics. Hard to tell exactly. But they animate about the same. Link assumes a similar posture when he's tumbling. It's not as dynamic as you seem to think. You can even see at the end of a tumble, when Link unlocks from his tumbling pose back to his normal animations.

>>714138943 (OP)
MOUUU IKAI
MOU IKAI

>>714141106
There's a lot you can say about Kojima and his team. He's pretentious. He wastes money. He's a westaboo industry bootlicker. But you can't say he's lazy.

>>714141421
He isn't pretentious or a bootlicker.

>>714138943 (OP)
I wish DS was a challenging game. The concept is sound, but ultimately it just lacks any sort of skill ceiling, there's no learning curve and nothing to master.
All you have to do when you're walking about is hold both triggers at all times (at worst, you're exchanging a little bit of speed) and you become impervious to virtually any sort of fall unless you're running off of a cliff or something obviously dumb.

Same with driving. Vehicles absolutely should have had manual gears and better physics. Kojima likes to yap about not wanting DS to be mainstream, but all the various elements that could have demanded more from the player's attention and skill set is almost non-existent even on the highest difficulty setting.

>>714139404
Can you post your steam recently played for us anon? just curious.

>>714141501

>>714138943 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-7osIds_RU

>>714141501
he is pretentious
Hes a wanna-be movie director insisting on making people like his walking sim. Of course he needs to spice up walking sims by adding nonsensical sci-fi shit and using his past success to fool celebrities into appearing in it.

>>714139078
qwop is one of the best games ever made, im not really sure this is the argument you want to make.

i'm waiting for those walking non stop webms like the god of war one

I just want to truck on the highways listening to tunes without being interrupted by mules every 2-3 kilometers.
is there a way to just kill 'em all so I can get back to trucking?

>>714141607
35 hours in HoI4 this week
sorry my printscreen button's broken

>>714138943 (OP)
>probably biggest and most expensive AAA of the year
>animation based fall
Lost technologies...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xckz9_VXI90

>>714141535
>any sort of fall unless you're running off of a cliff
Kek, not even that. Sam does this "WOHA FUCK" steer when he's about to walk off a cliff.

>>714141535
>gears
It's the future they're electrical what fucking gears?

I just got to the Dowser which game me Zip-Lines. So I felt it's finally time to stop the story a bit and go through how I will make the deliveries more efficient. But then I suddenly saw that I had like 9600/12600 Qbit Points. I checked what structures I made to have that high of a usage and saw that I only build like 7 structures. Two timefall shelters, two generators and two postboxes.

So I'm kind of surprised why my usage is that high when I barely made structures. The only other thing I did is restore highways and the mono-rail.

Can someone help me understand what I do not know about the Q-bit points stuff?

>>714141535
Guess he cared more about the experience and the story than the feeling of it.

>>714141938
Red Dead Redemption 2's animation lost a bit of soul without Euphoria.
https://youtu.be/gGDuhi2LsjI?si=D_uoWTniTnYGZ5jR

>>714142275
https://youtu.be/ShUqeeuL2Q8?si=lnaVKTOiV0xXTq8W

>>714141671
If QWOP released today /v/ wouldn't be able to discuss it without going apeshit on the black player character

>>714142118
if it is like DS1, ur limit increases every time a u get a new star from a Shelter. Try to have most shelters at 3/4 stars and u wont have to worry about the limit. The amount of community structures u see in the world also depend of ur limit.

>>714138943 (OP)
I told you about Kojima bro

>>714138943 (OP)
They advertised the game with this? Why does it have a pegi rating?

>>714138943 (OP)
Classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzDDShtEw7o

>>714142491
problems you made up in your head
nobody is shocked if niggers are shown in track racing considering that's 1 of the two things they know how to do besides crime

>>714141535
>Same with driving. Vehicles absolutely should have had manual gears
Now THAT would have truly alienated americans

>>714142491
Trying way too hard.

>>714138943 (OP)

>>714138943 (OP)

This game is designed to get you ready for the future when you're delivering packages for Amazon to earn a living!!!FACT!!!

>>714139205
>>714140629
>>714141671
This is some peak contrarianism
QWOP is a one note flash game you play for 2 minutes "haha, he falls over, so funny" and then never touch it again
I know you want to disagree with people on everything, but historic revisionism isn't the way to go about it, because anyone can see through it immediately.
You never touched QWOP for more than a few minutes, hell, I don't think some of you have even played it, you just heard about it from your favorite influencer and now it has this "legendary video game" status in your tiny zoomer head

There's dozens of flash games that shit all over the QWOP in every conceivable metric, stop the fucking clown act.

>>714144409
Holy youngfag

>>714144623
The game at the top left isn't even a videogame it's an email game

>>714144623
many of the games in those images predate QWOP, newfag tourist
go back to xitter/bluesky/go fellate your favorite twitch streamer and don't forget to use that prime, zoomzoom

>>714141535
>All you have to do when you're walking about is hold both triggers at all times (at worst, you're exchanging a little bit of speed)

Holding the triggers at all times is retarded and tiresome and you can feel the character walking slow as balls. Your logic is gay and aids. Imagine crawling instead of walking everytime you need to go somewhere, because it's ''safer to do'', or always driving in 2. That's the equivalent of your moronic take.

>>714144865
it's a city management browser game, has nothing to do with emails

>>714138943 (OP)
Kojima scans all this mid hollywood actors, and he has some "classic" references like le raindrops on my head, but the most western thing in terms of story and direction feels like soap opera, other than that the game is anime as fuck

>>714144409
>murloc RPG
Holy fuck. I had forgotten about this.

>>714138943 (OP)
What retard is playing this? You can’t fuck up that badly unless you tried.

>>714145459
You apparently

>>714145527
I’m talking about the webm, retard.

>>714138943 (OP)
what the fuck am i looking at

>>714145578
A failed mission.

>>714138943 (OP)
Emersonian

>>714144987
the point is that there's not a sufficient reward or fail system in place to punish needing to use the safety valve. using the triggers isn't some kind of crutch that gets you c ranks. you just use it every single time you get offbalance and you never fail.

>>714145578
2025 GOTY

>>714145643
b-b-but clair obscur!!

>>714140145
kek

>>714138943 (OP)
Every bait webm I've seen of the first game and now this game is just Sam taking a tumble. Lmao

>>714145575
And you didn't understand the joke, retard
holy fuck I can't imagine the people that have to deal with you irl, but I guess there aren't that many

Kolumbus is best game man of all teim

>>714145709
>misunderstands what I meant
>can’t admit that and move on
>has to say its was a joke and goes on a rant
Don’t be that kind of autist. It’s in your control to not be that kind of autist.

>>714144869
Look, we need an image to go with your counterargument, 'cause you're not besting anon's showcase without one.

>>714145860
>cries how someone is bad at the game
>he's speaking from experience, meaning he plays the game
>"What retard is playing this"
>"You apparently"
>REEEE REEEEEE I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE WEBM
>I know, and I made a joke that you're a retard who plays Death Stranding
>ADMIT YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ME, IT WASN'T A JOKE, YOU WERE SERIOUS
I don't like repeating myself but holy SHIT I can't imagine the people that have to deal with you irl

I’m getting anti-Kojima fatigue

>>714141535
Not every game has to be bing bing wahoo or cowadoody, lil bro

>>714145624
the crutch of the gameplay is to skip the tedium by taking more risks, go faster, take more packages in one trip, go through BT zones instead of around, etc. Holding both straps and walking slowly is like playing dark souls with summons, they put it in the game for the braindead idiots to be able to finish it.

>>714138943 (OP)

>>714138943 (OP)

>>714138943 (OP)
>blackdudefalling.swf

>>714148654
is it ok

>>714139391
I wish more games used euphoria

>>714148654
Did he died?

why is it every time i see someone complaining about this game theyre playing it in the most wrong way possible?

>>714144409
QWOP was huge back in the day dude, you clearly weren't there.

>>714148654
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>714144409
>There's dozens of flash games that shit all over the QWOP in every conceivable metric
>meet n fuck

>>714144409
It's crazy how many normies who don't play videogames played Travian obsessively, it was truly the precursor of smartphone games like candy crush.

>>714150073

>>714141535
>but le ultimately
yeah nah I'm good, dont need to read the rest

>>714140697
>added a zesty nigger
>added

>>714141535
I see what you’re saying, but it would make the game more annoying and frustrating desu

>>714151541
I don't even know what to blame anymore. 3rd world trash? Retarded broccoli hair zoomers?

>>714142275
doesn’t rdr2 have euphoria? I think all rockstar games since gta 4 have them, it’s just adjusted

>>714138943 (OP)
>I'm strandin' her-ACK

>>714138943 (OP)
Gameplay of DS is so absolutely stuip, I really don't get how that was a success.

>>714138943 (OP)
Yes, but only if you're a retard.