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Anonymous No.714142823 [Report] >>714143495 >>714145685 >>714146229 >>714146460 >>714147056 >>714147143 >>714149490 >>714151971 >>714153860 >>714153994 >>714155601 >>714156358 >>714159272 >>714160267 >>714160707 >>714161549
>Puts all resources into building giant metal automatons
>Doesn't build a fucking wall
Are they retarded?
Anonymous No.714143042 [Report] >>714144802 >>714156172 >>714157992
Why do you want to keep immigrants out of their village?
Anonymous No.714143495 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
Because they can't even built their houses without the front door leading to a sheer cliff drop.
God I wish millénaire was how vanilla villages worked.
Anonymous No.714143660 [Report]
Creepers would blow it up
Anonymous No.714144802 [Report]
>>714143042
To be fair, all immigrants do in minecraft villages is either
>Try to fucking kill them and turn them into zombies
Or
>Steal all their crops, loot their chests, steal their beds, and murder their iron golem
At best they're going to get a squatter who sleeps in their beds for an unknown amount of time, then either leaves or builds their own house.
Anonymous No.714145685 [Report] >>714146005 >>714157057 >>714160906
>>714142823 (OP)
Half of minecraft's problems are because they shat out a first draft version of a mechanic 10 years ago and then became terrified to ever change or improve it.
Villages are just one example.
Anonymous No.714146005 [Report] >>714157057
>>714145685
I've been saying that for like a decade, minecraft has had a very serious feature creep problem.

>oh let's add trial chambers
>...shouldn't we fix dungeons to be actual dungeons?
>nah fuck that let's add those and leave dungeons unfinished
Anonymous No.714146229 [Report] >>714146410
>>714142823 (OP)
To be fair, a wall would take a lot more resources. An iron golem costs 36 iron ingots and a pumpkin.
Anonymous No.714146410 [Report] >>714146995
>>714146229
I really wish villagers would repair their iron golems.
I also really wish them healing when sleeping in beds wasn't a bedrock only thing.
Oh and above all I wish villagers pathfinding was shit-aids, so they'd stop just falling to their deaths, leaving doors open when going home at night, standing on cacti, or swimming in lava.
Anonymous No.714146460 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
Is this a stealth Iran-Israel war thread?
Anonymous No.714146995 [Report] >>714147090
>>714146410
Mods fix that.
>Playing vanilla MC at all.
Lol.
Anonymous No.714147056 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
couldn't they just build a dome out of gold?
Anonymous No.714147090 [Report]
>>714146995
Which mods? I'm slowly building my own custom mod pack and would love one that improves villager AI.
I already have one that makes smiths repair golems and priests heal other villagers.
Anonymous No.714147143 [Report] >>714147298
>>714142823 (OP)
I wish villagers and wandering traders would actually trade with other villagers and build their own shit, mods did this years ago.
Anonymous No.714147298 [Report] >>714147368 >>714149175 >>714149241 >>714160461
>>714147143
Mojang made up rules what can and cannot be added to the game. NOCs are not allowed to place or remove blocks(please ignore creepers, enderman, ghosts and wither)
Anonymous No.714147368 [Report]
>>714147298
NPCs*
Anonymous No.714149175 [Report] >>714149241
>>714147298
maybe they meant specifically non-enemies
Anonymous No.714149241 [Report]
>>714147298
>>714149175
now that i think of it, they probably wanna keep it simpler for kids and etc to be able to build what they want
Imagine if the vanilla game didnt let you build something cool that features certain types of villagers in it without them messing stuff up
Anonymous No.714149490 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
>sets up farmland in front of flowing water
>builds a giant stone church partially suspended over a gigantic cavern system that's visible from the surface
>builds wooden homes next to a gigantic pool of lava

>"are these guys retarded? why don't they build wall?"
Anonymous No.714151245 [Report]
>Big noses
>Greedy merchants
>Savage violent mystic counterparts
Hmmm
Anonymous No.714151876 [Report] >>714152781 >>714153303
They're not ever gonna redo how village and villagers work because it'll fuck with tons of player contraptions and thousands of autists would screech at them to change it back
Anonymous No.714151971 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
Because then they'd just break through the wall or build over it. Golem takes more hits and actively fights back.
Anonymous No.714152781 [Report]
>>714151876
Can't they just do more villager types for more things to trade?
Anonymous No.714153303 [Report]
>>714151876
first of fuck the autists.
second they start over worlds over and over again anyway. they in particular build nothing but copied farms off of youtube.
third they could easily overhaul everything and have temporary game rules that keep the old behavior for old worlds. which can be phased out later.
Anonymous No.714153860 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
What's the point of a wall in a world where anything is easily destroyable by anyone or anything?
Anonymous No.714153994 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
>open borders for the long nose people
what did notch mean by this?
Anonymous No.714155601 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
just started playing this yesterday on locked hard, don't know shit just figuring everything out myself
>go around in a boat and find a village
>every single farm is completely destroyed and leaking water everywhere
>there's pools of lava all over the village, constantly starting fires
>all of the paths are completely fucked and disconnected
based retard village
Anonymous No.714156172 [Report]
>>714143042
Villagers have the right to defend themselves!
Anonymous No.714156358 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
They watched Pacific Rim.
Anonymous No.714157057 [Report] >>714158746 >>714158914
>>714145685
>>714146005
someone i know actually argued this is whats good about minecraft, because theres like twelve million different features. considering how little there is to sink your teeth into though, i cant help but get bored every time i replay the game even with all the keys being jiggled into my face
Anonymous No.714157992 [Report]
>>714143042
Yeah, villagers need more diversity
Anonymous No.714158746 [Report] >>714159372
>>714157057
Honestly you might as well play the othee open world survival crafting games and colony builders, Minecraft is pretty cool for building and all but i just got kind of bored after a few hours. World really needs more to feel alive.
Anonymous No.714158914 [Report]
>>714157057
yeah but if those features are half baked or aren't rewarding for the amount of effort they take to engage in or there's far easier/faster methods then there is literally zero reason to bother.

shits gotten so bad you can beat the game without needing to build, hell you probably can beat the game without needing to mine or craft anything if your dedicated enough.
Anonymous No.714159272 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
they need you to build the wall, small nose :)
Anonymous No.714159372 [Report]
>>714158746
the strange part about that is 1.7.3 beta is seen as the peak despite having way less features, I think Minecraft worked alot better when there wasn't as much clutter.

really the game is in desperate need of a quality of life update, like dragon quest builders has auto sorting and actual teleportation, hell even tarria has that kind of stuff and that game is a cluster fuck of bloat.
Anonymous No.714159953 [Report]
Zombies dont spawn unless a player is around, they lived in peace until you showed up
Anonymous No.714160267 [Report] >>714160421 >>714160619
>>714142823 (OP)
>giant noses
>greedy
>build golems
what did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.714160421 [Report]
>>714160267
>trade with player using an otherwise useless object
>its in the player's best interests to house and defend them to continue trading
HMMMMMMMMM
Anonymous No.714160461 [Report]
>>714147298
they are seething that the creeper is the most famous part of minecraft because of how impactful it is to the player. They'd never add a mob in current minecraft that is dead silent and sneaks up on you to kill you in one explosion while destroying your house.
Anonymous No.714160619 [Report]
>>714160267
how are they greedy? They give you discounts all the time. And the base prices for their goods are already extremely geneous, we don't even have to take your fucking sticks but guess what, its called free trade.
Anonymous No.714160707 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
They make villages in the desert with no overhead cover what do you think?
Anonymous No.714160906 [Report]
>>714145685
>Could had city building kino where you are a king and your subjects produce stuff for you in exchange of housing and protection
>At best get prison breeding and rngshit to get enchantments
Minecraft post beta 1.7.3 is just where ideas go to die.
Anonymous No.714161549 [Report]
>>714142823 (OP)
>only offer shit deals
>big noses
>use golems
What did Notch mean by this?