>Billy is a chea- ACKKKKK!
https://archive.today/osgZ7

>>714148675 (OP)
Moron (you).

>>714148675 (OP)
based billy
why troons hate him btw?

>>714148675 (OP)

>>714148675 (OP)
>talking to randoms on his public Discord that he thinks he can wriggle out of getting into any trouble because he set his company up under his wife's name

Is Karl Jobst a legit halfwit? That said, the case was in mediation early on and Billy said he'd drop it if Karl just apologized publicly and paid his lawyer's fees, but he refused and fired his own lawyer when he suggested it would be best to just take Billy up on it.

>>714149608
He is terminally online. He doesn't know how things are in the real world and in his childish world, Billy Mitchell is the most evil person to ever exist because he may have cheated at Donkey Kong.
You might think of Billy what you want, you might make fun of him (and rightfully so).
But he was completely in the right here.

>>714148675 (OP)
Did billy really post that? kekaroo

>>714148675 (OP)
Karl "Lobst" Jobst
>is 5'7"
>is albino and probably descends from some drunken Irish hooligan who was exiled to Australia when it was a penal colony
>is a self-described pickup artist who made cringe videos giving awful dating advice
>married some 3/10 gook he probably met at a cheap massage parlor
>nowadays he makes videos rambling about the latest drama in the speedrunning community (the most autistic gaming community)
>got face cancer
>is a malignant narcissist with an overinflated sense of self-worth
>"greatest" achievement was completing the first level of Goldeneye in 51 seconds
>has never been awarded for anything in his life
>begged his fans for money to pay for his lawsuit and misled them about why he was being sued
>apologizes for his cis white male privilege
>unabashed left winger who virtue signals for internet points
>already balding at 35
>has never won a lawsuit
>sold his home to pay his lawyers
>declared bankruptcy
>is Australian

Billy "Chad" Mitchell
>is 6'6"
>descends from noble British aristocracy
>is a humble hot sauce salesman
>married his high school sweetheart
>spends his days managing his restaurant which has a 4.4/5 rating on Google
>has never had cancer
>soft spoken, approachable, and down to earth
>earned the world high score record in both Donkey Kong and Pacman
>was awarded video game player of the century by Bandai Namco
>regularly offers discounts and free shipping to his fans for his hot sauce
>is a straight White Christian man and proud of it
>steers clear of politics because he knows it's divisive
>has a head full of hair at 60
>has never lost a lawsuit
>owns multiple homes
>is a millionaire
>is American

>>714148675 (OP)
Billy 100% was a cheater, that's no question in the slightest, but also he 100% deserved to win the defamation case against Jobst, which wasn't related to cheating at all, and Jobst has only gotten more and more retarded in regards to handling it; however, I actually would be worried that Billy posting an image of himself hanging Jobst could actually have room to hurt his case. It just feeds into the false narrative that Jobst was trying to create.

big scores billy can't stop winning!

>>714148675 (OP)

>>714149956
My counter-argument is the -ACK meme is funny

>>714149956
What's Jobst gonna do? Sue again? The man is bankrupt

>>714149956
>Billy 100% was a cheater, that's no question in the slightest
das rite. and the evidence for that is so damning and overwhelming that it just wouldn't have been fair to bring it out for the twin galaxies lawsuit.
jace is such a big good man that he settled for settling the case after years of wasting everybodys time and money, instead of winning bigly immediately.

>>714148675 (OP)
The idea of the bankrupt officer phoning Billy and going
>you won't believe what this fag just said
Is so fucking funny. Halfway through the year, but I think Karl losing might be the best internet moment of 2025.

>>714149956
>Billy 100% was a cheater, that's no question in the slightest
Lots to question if you don't blindly believe grifters who have been trying to take down Billy for years. Like the kind of grifter who tries to blame a suicide on him.

>>714150464
>jace is such a big good man that he settled for settling the case after years of wasting everybodys time and money
Yes, the fact that Billy the Cheater's money got wasted for so long, only for his scores to be stored in the archival section that TG's own attorney described as being filled with now-known cheaters, is pretty good and funny. Especially since Billy made a huge stink about it afterwards, told everyone that it's not what he wanted at all, and that it was a slight against him that he wanted rectified immediately, but some dickriding goobers on the internet still try to frame as a positive for Billy

>>714149956
>>714150196
I've noticed the -ACK meme gaining traction in the last six months but also a lot of pushback over it supposedly being transphobic, so he may have just not wanted the headache.

It got a good showing at the Club World Cup this morning lmao

>>714150751
>that TG's own attorney described as being filled with now-known cheaters
never happened

>>714148675 (OP)
If you aim for the king, you better not miss.

>>714150746
>Lots to question
Not really, given that Billy and his buddies have had to cop to faking stuff like the videos of board swaps and such they did to try to give the contested scores a sense of authenticity, and Billy himself stating that the tapes in question definitely had distinct MAME signatures but instead tried to weasel it as someone editing them to frame him.

The only thing to question is why Billy won't send in the originals in an act that would actually refute the arguments for once, but uh oh whoopsie doodle, his known habit of extensively keeping archives his footage just happened to lapse with all the contested scores in question, isn't that a coinky-dink.

>>714148675 (OP)
This is not fun. Joking about people's lives and their mental being.

>>714150751
>forced to put his scores back on the leaderboard
>forced to admit the expert in court said there was no evidence of cheating
>forced to delete the original post on the forums that started this witch hunt way back when

And you think this was a win for twin galaxies lmao

>>714150751
>>714150986
so show the evidence after stalling then. what advantage does settling bring over just winning

>>714148675 (OP)
>>714150196
gem

>>714149608
He consults ChatGPT, which according to him is never wrong, what to do next.

ok billy

>>714150986
>given that Billy and his buddies have had to cop to faking stuff like the videos of board swaps and such they did to try to give the contested scores a sense of authenticity
You and the trainnies you follow saying its fake doesn't mean it's fake.

>>714149436
They dont. Billy is a leftist

There is no way this boomer knew about lolcows or shouted COPE before this shit. I'm thinking somebody actually linked him the 4chan threads, and that's where he got all the discord screenshots from as well

>>714151218
He think 4chan is reddit.

>>714151030
>forced to put his scores back on the leaderboard
Billy wishes, and that's Billy's own statement after being put in the historical database.
>forced to admit the expert in court said there was no evidence of cheating
Ah yes, considering that what actually happened was
>what we do now is in fair consideration of the expert opinion provided by Dr. Zyda on behalf of Mr. Mitchell
>*proceeds to put Billy's scores in the cheater archive*

>>714149608
>Is Karl Jobst a legit halfwit?
More or less.
>dropped college at least twice
>tried honest work, wasn't cut for it
>started grifting

>>714150986
>had distinct MAME signatures
Like the girder finger glitch they said was proof of MAME but then was found to appear on real hardware too? oops.....

>>714151296
Does reddit use "cope" nowadays like 4chainz does?

>>714150196
gem

>>714151308
No such thing as a cheater archive that's just how you cope with TG losing and conceding to all of Billy's demands.

>>714151319
>guy loves porn and edging just as much as retarded coomers on /v/ do
>has a wife and family
I guess /v/ is jealous

I thought /v/ hated ecelebs

I still wonder why it's such a big deal that a guy cheated at a video game 20 years ago.
We aren't talking about anything important here, we aren't even talking about sports. There, a cheated world record might actually matter slightly. In video games, noone cares

explain this, /v/

>>714149436
King of Kong damaged his life, he's been trying to repair for years and years.

>>714151521
>20 years ago
Nigger it's more like 40 years

>>714148675 (OP)
>>>/incel/

>>714148675 (OP)
Imagine picking fucking retro speedrunning as the hill to die on, I'll never understand this level of autism. Karl is a fucking retard.

>>714151543
Isn't the left guy a Minecraft dude? You can't attack him or the zoomers (99% of e-celeb audience) will not watch you anymore

>>714151581
My point still stands.
Sure, Billy might be petty but the best thing anyone can do is simply ignore the guy.

>>714151521
He never cheated it just makes them money to slander someone that reddit already hated from king of kong.

>>714151617
yeah but have you considered HE FUCKING CHEATED??!?!?!

>>714151218
He went through discovery. He and his lawyers have archives to all of jobbers twitter, YouTube and discord history. Billy is doing a lot of post trial reading

>>714148675 (OP)
generous billy may send him some hot sauce if he begs

Imagine if Billy Mitchell and Karl Jobst were 8 year olds. Karl told everybody in the school classroom that Billy is a cheater and untrustworthy. Then Billy was able to complain about it to the principal and forced Karl to apologize and, from then on out, have to give Billy all of his chocolate-milk cartons. That's what this all feels like to me.

The funniest part is that his record barely matters, DK kill screen has been surpassed last year.

>>714151358
We had JK Rowling telling twitter trannies to cope and seethe. Anything is possible now

>>714151543
One of them didn't cheat.

>>714151684
The only one who cheated is Karl's retarded brain. It cheated Karl out of his house and life savings, and all because of its autism.

>>714151727
>principal unilaterally taking my choccy milk away
This wouldn't happen because my parents fucking paid for it

>>714151521
possibly it's all a revenge of some obsessed foid that billy refused to date, who then got some orbiters in on it. but that's just what some youtuber said. he did have some very old chatlogs regarding it at least, but who knows.
but regardless karl is in jsut for the money, and catboy is legitimately insane narcissist psychopath.

>>714151827
Lunch time comes along
>A young 8 year old Billy with long flowing hair swipes Karl's chocolate-milk off of his tray
>Sits down and enjoys drinking his TWO chocolate milks everyday. "Justice is sweet!"

>>714151924
what a fag, lmao

>>714151924
>I know the type, I'm just like him
Are parasocial faggots fr? Lmao

>>714151727
>both have to go to the principal
>Karl tells everyone how he's gonna steal Billy's lunch for the rest of his life

>>714149956
my legal take on the matter at hand? hearsay. the judge hit the gavel. its done.

>>714151924
>Karl
>honest

>>714151924
The more you listen to that guy talk the more he paints himself as a mentally ill shut in that can't see right from wrong or fact or fiction if his pathetic life depended on it. And he is the source of all the """"Cheating"""" """"evidence"""" we are supposed to believe.

>>714151924
With a wicked sense of humor

>>714151924
he typed that while using a AI picture, what a fucking nigger.

>>714152282
For me, it's when he made huge massive rambling shit about someone's score not being feasible for one reason or another, thus meaning the player is a cheater - only for catfag himself breaking that record later.
>There's been new developments!

>>714151727
More like Karl told everyone that Billy killed the class hamster with a hammer. Karl hears about this and goes to the principal since the hamster died of overfeeding. Meanwhile, Billy tells everyone that Karl actually went to the principal because Karl didn't like Billy saying he cheated at tag 4 months ago during recess.
The principal then settles the matter, forces Karl to apologise since Billy didn't bash the hamster's brain in with a hammer. As an additional punishment, Karl has to give Billy his chocolate milk he stole from someone else under the pretense that it would help destroy Billy.

>>714152534
You confused Karl and Billy several times. This is the worst simile anyone has ever written

>>714152617
Eh, it doesn't matter

could the jackass albino have pleaded insanity? these morons are used to cheating yes falling through a glitch to beat the time its cheating. i mean why not?

>>714152731
Does having asperger's syndrome and talking with a monotone count as being insane?

>>714152731
I don't think you can plead insanity during a defamation case. Plus, you'd need an actual doctor finding or at least suspecting a medical problem.

>>714152731
Maybe, but he's far too vain for anything like that.

>>714149898
The saddest part about his 51 second record is im pretty sure someone found a trick recently that lets you easily beat it in that time and multiple people have tied it

>>714150196
did he get this from the ‘ooru

>>714149436
He's an antisemite.

>>714152731
He gloated for a year before any of this that he couldn't wait to be sued and Billy needed to be destroyed in court and he was going to be the one to do it.

In other words he was never going to try and get out of this because he had crazy tunnel vision on total victory. He probably dreamed about his win for years and had done his victory speech/tweet/video a hundred times in his head.

>>714152282
>And he is the source of all the """"Cheating"""" """"evidence"""" we are supposed to believe.
No he's not, he's just a loudmouthed YouTube talking head that regurgitates drama for views.
There's a million retards like him. And the cheating drama didn't matter to the trial at all.

The actual source of the accusation was another highscorer named Xelnia (Jeremy Young). And Billy's only defense against those accusations were stupid shit like "my friends saw me do it" and "that's not the original tape."

>>714152971
>He's an antisemite.
that can't be it, as these days transissies are too

>>714148675 (OP)
>after decades of trying, wins one case where he cried that someone was mean to him on social media claiming it affects his income, finally setting precedence being mean on social media is punishable
>continues to be mean to others on social media, trying to affect their income
How am I supposed to take this hairy tantruming child seriously? He can't even get his own story straight.

>>714152971
wtf but i already love billy?!??!? Can i love him even more?!??!?

>>714153097
Another detail people seem to miss is if Billy didn't cheat, we wouldn't even know who he is. He was in a race against another high scorer to be the first person to reach a million, and the second he started to lose the race he suddenly pulls ahead and cheats to get all the fame. If it wasn't for this, no one here would even know who he is, and he would have never been in any documentaries.

I remember him getting mad when Regular Show did a parody of him

>>714149608
>Is Karl Jobst a legit halfwit?
hes australian so yes

>>714150751
TG started its spiel because it has been (and still is) on the brink of bankruptcy -- it has tried piggybacking off of internet drama started by speedtrooners and failed miserably, wasting funds in a lawsuit and ultimately being forced settled.

A rope may genuinely be the best investment in your life and the quickest fix to your obsession with Mitchell.

>>714153097
>No he's not, he's just a loudmouthed YouTube talking head that regurgitates drama for views.
Wrong. The guy in that forum pic is ersatz cats who runs the Billy Mitchell hate blog and the origin of all the supposed MAME evidence.

>>714153129
>noooo, posting my own public chatlogs is mean and bad
by gods do I hate the consequences of my actions!

>>714151543

that's what the mask is

Your honor, my client is insane! Look at him, this loser, this nintendo game freak, pretending to be a dating coach. Exhibit A & B. I mean look at him, he bought a mail order bride for gods sake! He asked ChatGPT for legal advice. *shakes head*

This is a public humiliation!

I'll always side with an arcade chad over an n64 speedrunning troon

lots of silly bitchell cucks here

>>714153346
Why doesn't Karl just sue him for defamation?

>>714153417
*MAME

>>714153439
with what money

>>714151521
Billy build his "brand" on his gaming records so he is just trying to protect his reputation and business, yes even if his credibility is at zero he can't just let people talk shit about him. Karl is a drama channel where he talks about speedruning records and "exposes" runners who got caught cheating. Billy is a prime target for him because he's iconic and somehow famous and it's obvious that he cheated or at least lied about his exploits. It was simply a good source of revenue for Karl and his autistic ass is so disconnected from reality he thought he would win the case because when the judge sees the tapes of the MAME gameplay he's gonna side with Karl.

>>714148675 (OP)
Don't give fuck who he hangs and shieet, but his hot sauce taste like ass.

>>714149956
It has never been definitively proven that Billy cheated to earn his high scores. The only evidence is that he probably used a cabinet with hardware that had been replaced but there aren't any cabinets in existence with 100% original hardware since parts are phased out over time so to keep them running they have to use whatever is available.

Everyone automatically points to the picture with the eight way joystick but four way joysticks stopped being manufactured in the early 90's when fighting games became popular. At any rate it's uncertain that this would have given Billy an advantage since the game was programmed with a four way joystick in mind.

>>714153246
Anon... King of Kong wasn't a true portrayal of real life, it's purely entertainment... https://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1303

>>714153564
I don't know jack SHIT about arcades, but
>At any rate it's uncertain that this would have given Billy an advantage since the game was programmed with a four way joystick in mind.
This is not sound logic. If the game is designed with only one input at a time in mind, it stands to reason that you can force unintended behavior by using hardware that can press two direction buttons at a time, including something advantageous to a high scorer
Again, I'm just taking exception to the logic

>>714153338
>the origin of all the supposed MAME evidence.
He's not, it's from Xelnia. Billy tried to sue him over this and for removing his scores from the Donkey Kong Forum but Billy withdrew it.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180203014755/http://www.twingalaxies.com/showthread.php/176004-Dispute-Jeremy-Young-Arcade-Donkey-Kong?p=946633&viewfull=1#post946633

Ersatz himself attributes the MAME evidence to Xelnia.
>On February 2, 2018, Donkey Kong Forum moderator Jeremy Young published an extensive series of screen comparisons, examining differences in how MAME and original arcade draw the game differently. This presentation revealed what came to be known as “MAME signatures” – visual identifiers which could never be produced by original Donkey Kong hardware.
https://perfectpacman.com/evidence/

>>714153564
>At any rate it's uncertain that this would have given Billy an advantage since the game was programmed with a four way joystick in mind.
Possibly some manipulations are easier to do with 8-way stick, but it's a moot point as there's restrictor plates inside that makes the stick behave like a 4-way. One of the reasons twin galaxies didn't just win the case with all the supposed evidence.

>>714151727
>Australia paid their debt with Karl
>Billy, can we all agree that Karl here a man? A Man!
>Yeah, I know he's a man
>Good all that remains is the terms
>I need hot sauce, lotssa hot sauce. At least fifteen bottles. plus interest.
>what interest
>I want his chocolate milk for 15 years!
>Let's be reasonable. His chocolate milk for three months

>>714153246
>If it wasn't for this, no one here would even know who he is, and he would have never been in any documentaries.
Don't underestimate speedtrannies autism, they will leave no stone unturned. There are speedtroons right now combing through obscure old records to obscure old games looking for the tiniest discrepancy.

It's still mindblowing how idubbz completely lolcow'd himself in such an insanely short timeframe. /ourboy/ sam really did a number on him

>>714153884
Literally who?

>>714148675 (OP)
billy won, he didn't cheat, and he has pretty fire hot-sauce jobbers can't stop losing, billy is a patriot jobst is a retarded commie bitch.
>b but his scores
as new players in kong have proven the scores still had a ton of room to grow. with that in mind its obvious billy had the talent to make the scores as he proved it by doing them live. the question about his cabs legitimacy has no bearing with this in mind, and even when you do bear it in mind, at most he was running a mame emulator without his knowledge on the cab or as others have pointed out, used some different internals as the originals haven't been in production for years. karl is a grifting retard part of the speedrun autism and got gassed up by chatgpt and notch that he was totally going to slam dunk on billy, its delusion he never had a case.

>>714153884
It's not at all mindblowing to see a man be completely destroyed by a woman. It happens all the time. I've lost so many bros to women over the years. I don't even know why. Sex is not even close to being worth it.

>>714154037
It's not the sex, it's muh feelings. Normalfags are petrified of spending a single weekend alone

>>714153762
>He's not, it's from Xelnia
Yes that's the original accusation. Ersatz has run a blog ever since amassing a mountain of new evidence he claims is proof of MAME. Ersatz is an insane 60 yr old autist who is not credible in any way and yet all of his evidence is used by grifters like Jobst as solid proof.

>>714154037
living alone for the majority of your life is a heavy thing to accept. if they have the means most men will get with a woman to avoid that fate.

>>714151498
>Jealous of 3DPD

>>714148675 (OP)
seeing jobst BTFO is a belssing but you fuckers have to admit the rs episode was funny as fuck

>>714153762
>unironically linking perfectpacman.com
Ersatz is a mentally ill NIGGER.

>literally has "jobs" in his name
Couldn't have ended any other way

>>714154320
even billy agrees

>>714148675 (OP)
Almost nothing is worse than idubbz at this point. I think he's degenerated even past anthony burch

>>714151208
Ah yes, the dude that wears American flags constantly and makes hot sauce is a leftist