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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:09:48 AM No.714149225
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They're both unapologetic schlock, but why do people double down and swear one of them is good?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:10:37 AM No.714149260
>>714149225 (OP)
They're both good though. For different reasons of course.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:11:40 AM No.714149314
>>714149225 (OP)
They're kino
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:12:59 AM No.714149382
mortal kombat is a great martial arts movie
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:17:57 AM No.714149626
>>714149225 (OP)
Street Fighter is shit, people hated it for years and have only started pretending it's good relatively recently because Raul Julia's Bison became an internet meme and Kylie Minogue looked great in the 90s
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:19:10 AM No.714149680
>>714149626
Hey we recognized Raul carried it back then too.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:21:24 AM No.714149772
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>>714149626
i liked it since it came out
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:45:05 AM No.714150927
>>714149225 (OP)
Never saw street fighter but MK legitimately has great sets and choreography. The script, actors, and story are not phenomenal or anything but they fit what the movie is trying to be and donโ€™t distract from what makes the movie entertaining- besides the stupid water is the element of life bullshit.
It also has great music
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:50:08 AM No.714151175
>>714149225 (OP)
Mortal Kombat is great for what it is. It doesn't try to be high cinema, it tries to be a video game movie.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:55:15 AM No.714151430
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>>714149225 (OP)
Mortal Kombat is incredible, people have downplayed that masterpiece for 30 years and it makes me so mad. It is an amazing movie. Watch the scene below (with your volume all the way up because the video is too quiet) and tell me with a straight face that that isn't fucking KINO

https://youtu.be/GoLmt98YEoQ
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:59:11 AM No.714151603
>>714149225 (OP)
Well, it helps that MK follows the game's story surprisingly close (Scorpion's and Sub Zero's lack of rivalry aside). SF... not so much. It's telling that a lot of modern MK lore originated in the movie (Liu Kang/Kitana romance, Sonya/Johny romance, Raiden being a mentor, Kano baing an Aussie).
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:09:18 AM No.714152076
Mk is a legitimate goat martial arts movie up there with enter the dragon and drunken master
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:10:34 AM No.714152127
>>714149225 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvZ4KFjcgCI
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:14:12 AM No.714152291
>>714149225 (OP)
>just saw Street Fighter again on Tubi
>it was funny and I enjoyed it

>>714149626
Raul Julia was too good to be in that movie, but his camp was solid. Kylie was beautiful. Remember when movies had hot women in them, and men were fucking bros? Remember before the ugly was in era, and Hollywood had some standards for their heroes? Street Fighter remembers, and it was great!

Zangief was the best of them. Dude was hilarious!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:15:13 AM No.714152337
>>714152076
MK was decent, but edgy. Ever seen The Quest? That might be one you'd enjoy, man.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:29:43 AM No.714152978
Bloodsport is still the goat.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:42:14 AM No.714153561
Your Soul Is Mine!
Your Soul Is Mine!
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>>714151603
Shang Tsung being Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa too, and while we're on the subject he's great in it (although obvioulsy not quite as good as Raul Julia, because what mortal man could reach such commanding heights?)
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:47:31 AM No.714153808
>>714152978
KUMITE
KUMITE
>>714153561
Utterly based they got him back for mk11 aftermath
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:50:10 AM No.714153918
Mortal Komat was the only movie I waited in a huge line to see that stretched around the theater.i liked it but I wasn't a big fan of the games and never owned one.street fighter was pretty gay.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:50:33 AM No.714153937
>>714149225 (OP)
Both are good, retard. Stop talking about shit from 10+ years before you were born.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:51:49 AM No.714154000
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>>714149260
This. I unapologetically enjoy both.

Mortal Kombat and 2/3 of the first Resident Evil movie are the only films that
Paul W. S. Anderson has ever directed that I can say I genuinely enjoy.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:54:20 AM No.714154127
>>714149225 (OP)
street fighter is really funnny and awesome
the mortal kombat movie? Honestly kind of shite
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:57:07 AM No.714154237
>>714154000
Based bomfunk mcs enjoyer
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:59:02 AM No.714154338
>>714153918
If we're gonna pretend a shitty game movie was actually kinda funny and good at least say double dragon
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:59:58 AM No.714154374
>>714149225 (OP)
They are both good thoever
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:02:39 AM No.714154506
>>714149225 (OP)
They're both good in their own rights. MK is a good adaptation and mostly faithful.
SF leaned too hard on humor and on having EVERY character on-screen, making absolute nothingburgers out of Blanka and Dalhsim
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:05:41 AM No.714154639
>>714149225 (OP)
Street Fighter is camp as fuck.
>guile being french for some reason
>raul julia giving a perfect performance while landing absolutely stupid jokes
>lots of good visual gags
>straight face performance from sagats actor
>zangief in his entirety
>kylie minogue as cammy
>whoever the fuck that was as chun li
>the story just being there as a vehicle for all the characters to interact with

>>714151430
The main reason Mortal Kombat is bad is that it lead to Paul WS Anderson's Resident Evil film series.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:06:55 AM No.714154693
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>>714149225 (OP)
both movies are good you tasteless schmuck and compared to what movies in 2025 don't make me laugh anon.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:07:30 AM No.714154729
>>714149260
yeah this
MK is a good martial arts film and fits right in perfectly with others.
SF is very mixed, the raul julia parts are obviously killer with his great performance as bison and he really nails it. There are some other good performances but there is a lot that is just really bad in it as well.
the SF movie has a lot of memorable moments because of this dichotomy so I think its good, many films are like this where they do some really well and the rest poorly and no one holds it against them, was always strange to see it happen to the SF movie.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:26:53 AM No.714155673
>>714149225 (OP)
The soundtrack. I love both though.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:27:30 AM No.714155712
>>714153808
>>714153561
What's more, it's great that they included this scene and line as one of his victory poses.
Shame MK1 turned out to be such utter shit.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:29:51 AM No.714155812
>>714155712
The not-Cary shang tsung in mk1 was bretty gud thoughbeit
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:30:37 AM No.714155851
>>714155673
REPTILE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRX_ZMn6LBw
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:30:39 AM No.714155854
Mortal Kombat was just dudes fighting from scene to scene, and that's all it ever needed to be as the games were just that. Except it was actually well choreographed and the sounds track and set design were well done.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:30:58 AM No.714155873
>>714150927
>besides the stupid water is the element of life bullshit.
It is though nigga why do you think we're looking for water all over outer space.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:33:09 AM No.714155964
>>714149225 (OP)
Both are good. Throw in Double Dragon and Super Mario Bros. All of them are 90s kino.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:34:13 AM No.714156015
It's very simple. Paul W.S. Anderson is a very skilled (if relentlessly derivative) director, and a passable writer. Steven E. de Souza is a great screenwriter but a terrible director. That's why Mortal Kombat has held up really well, but Street Fighter is a hot mess with some banger lines.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:34:59 AM No.714156067
>>714154639
>guile being french for some reason

Because JCVD can't actually act. In every film he's in he's either Cajun or French-Canadian even if it makes no sense.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:40:11 AM No.714156328
>>714156015
> Street Fighter is a hot mess with some banger lines.
>I'M GOING TO KICK THAT SONOVABICH BISONS ASS SO HARD THAT THE NEXT WANNA BE IS GONNA FEEL IT, NOW WHO WANTS TO GO HOME?!

10 year old me: KINO
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:47:14 AM No.714156690
Ming-Na Wen, age 50
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>>714154639
>whoever the fuck that was as chun li
Ming-Na Wen, AKA Mulan.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:51:21 AM No.714156882
>>714153561
Is there one movie in which Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa is not playing a villain? It's funny, because IRL he's one the nicest and most polite people in Hollywood.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:54:26 AM No.714157063
>>714156882
Can't think of one
Then again I only know him from mortal kombat and that Wesley Snipes rising sun movie
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:04:09 PM No.714157609
For me? It's Street Fighter II the Animated Movie
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:06:55 PM No.714157736
>>714157609
Based
Chun lis tiddies in the shower
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:07:22 PM No.714157767
>>714157063
He's in Showdown in Little Tokyo as the bad guy, naturally You should check that out anon, it's pretty fun.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:11:22 PM No.714157951
>>714157767
Nice will do
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:12:03 PM No.714157984
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>>714154639
>Street Fighter is camp as fuck.
The casting was spot on though. Back when they actually casted for the character instead of diversity. If it was made today Guile would be black, Balrog indian, Chun Li some mexican chick etc.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:13:55 PM No.714158059
>>714156882
Its not a movie, but I think he's a pretty good guy in the recent The Man In The High Castle adaptation. He is very typecast for villain roles, but in fairness he does it very well and has the look for it down pat.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:17:01 PM No.714158194
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>>714157767
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:18:55 PM No.714158285
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I just realised its Tuesday today.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:22:23 PM No.714158448
>>714157984
...Right, Ken and Ryu were in this movie.