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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:36:38 AM No.714153294
nintendo switch 2
nintendo switch 2
md5: a3eaaceddc9d2fdabf6e0428d74f00ae🔍
In 10 years this will be the best selling game console of all-time.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:37:34 AM No.714153345
>>714153294 (OP)
this the hill you really want to die on unc?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:38:05 AM No.714153370
That would be so fucking funny considering how shit it is.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:38:47 AM No.714153409
>>714153294 (OP)
Still waiting for Switch 1 to surpass PS2. Any day now.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:39:09 AM No.714153420
>>714153294 (OP)
in 10 years people are going to be lucky if they live in an apartment with no roommates
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:39:50 AM No.714153456
>>714153409
How does this affect you?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:41:18 AM No.714153523
>>714153409
It will keep selling for the next two years, probably discounted soon enough in most countries besides Canada. It will break the record first, then Switch 2 will follow by 2035.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:43:44 AM No.714153640
>>714153345
No games to play so they have to occupy all their time with sales graphs
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:44:00 AM No.714153659
There's also a chance it's the last actual console ever.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:45:02 AM No.714153697
>>714153294 (OP)
and then you woke up.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:45:32 AM No.714153716
>>714153659
why do you think so?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:46:01 AM No.714153732
>>714153659
It's currently the only actual modern console given that Deck and it's contemporaries are just handheld PCs, and PS5 and Xbox are just underpowered PCs now. Nintendo made a console with exclusive games people actually care about and actual functionality that is different than just some box you plug in that plays games.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:46:34 AM No.714153759
>>714153294 (OP)
Yes it will
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:49:02 AM No.714153857
based trump 2
based trump 2
md5: b7f284160bc4a4fc90228777a4412755🔍
>>714153420
In 10 years you will have a beautiful wife, a big nice home and children to run around in it. And you'll visit President Trump's grave one day just to thank him for it.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:49:29 AM No.714153880
>>714153732
the switch 2 is an underpowered PC too. the only difference from the steam deck is a slightly more powerful GPU. you think they are unique because they literally just keep the source code of games and compile it for that specific platform only, but if today the source code of every switch game was leaked in a day people would make it work on PC. hell, nintendo devs themselves probably have PC builds to develop the games
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:52:05 AM No.714154010
>>714153294 (OP)
I highly doubt that it will do better than Switch 1 or PS2 with those prices
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:56:03 AM No.714154196
president shuntaro furukawa iwata's chosen son
president shuntaro furukawa iwata's chosen son
md5: 67dbea2b28e5858301fca9be9a99e56d🔍
>>714153880
Lol. Every attempt to crack the Switch 2 has resulted in bricking the console. It is going to be fucking YEARS before Switch 2 emulation is actually in any kind of functioning order.

So far, Switch 2 is different from all other consoles and handheld PCs for the simple reason that it has a custom Nvidia GPU that Nvidia themselves actually invested a ton of time developing, specifically for the Nintendo Switch 2 only. This means it can use DLSS, Frame Gen and all those other modern Nvidia graphic tech.

Switch 2 is not a PC, you can detach the controllers and mount the console itself whereever. The console itself is literally just a thin fucking tablet with controllers that magnetically snap into it. Have you ever felt that fucking snap? No of course you haven't. That snap is wonderful, everyone who's ever done it has their eyes light up like a child as they feel the controller magically click right in. The games that people are buying the console for (Mario Kart World, DK Bananza, TotK and BotW Switch 2 Edition) are literally not on PC and even TotK Sw1 emulated isn't running and looking the way it does on Switch 2 with upgraded textures and shit. Mario Kart World is the highest skill ceiling Mario Kart game ever and Bananza will be a GotY candidate, so will Prime 4.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:58:02 AM No.714154289
>>714154196
b8, but made me laugh nevertheless lol thanks
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:02:54 AM No.714154518
>>714154289
Point out the part where I was wrong.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:21:23 AM No.714155413
>>714154518
whatever, i guess i can just for fun.
>Every attempt to crack the Switch 2 has resulted in bricking the console.
there has never been a completely secure OS and there will never be, and if you think a fucking freeBSD fork running always online multimedia sloppa is immune to hacks you're deluded. fucking nintendo isn't going to make the most secure operating system on a tablet and beat the CIA and NSA on it kek.
but to be fair, the console's probably already been hacked, and the exploit is not being revealed until a proper working homebrew program is made, which is unironically what takes most time in the console scene, not the actual hacking itself. this is usually what happens.
https://old.reddit.com/r/switch2hacks/comments/1l7z5c6/
>It is going to be fucking YEARS before Switch 2 emulation is actually in any kind of functioning order.
i agree with that, but emulation =/ console modding. console modding will be the name of the game for future consoles.
>So far, Switch 2 is different from all other consoles and handheld PCs for the simple reason that it has a custom Nvidia GPU that Nvidia themselves actually invested a ton of time developing, specifically for the Nintendo Switch 2 only. This means it can use DLSS, Frame Gen and all those other modern Nvidia graphic tech.
other consoles use PC GPU stuff too dumbass.
>Switch 2 is not a PC, you can detach the controllers...
i don't give a fuck about the gimmicks, switch 2 is still an underpowered PC because it's still an ARM computer running an nvidia GPU and freebsd fork. as i said, games could be easily ported to an actual PC with amd64 and a gpu and nintendo devs most likely have amd64 builds for their games to develop on it.
>TotK Sw1 emulated isn't running and looking the way it does on Switch 2 with upgraded textures and shit
i'm talking about console modding, get it in your head that emulation is another thing and much harder to achieve.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:24:41 AM No.714155574
>>714153294 (OP)
>barely outsold the PS4 in 30 days with pre tariffs boost and free switches in Japan
Kek, we're looking at a gigantic flop!
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:28:47 AM No.714155768
It's a 3ds
Will sell well but not as much as switch 1
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:31:53 AM No.714155915
>>714155574
>Massively frontloaded console falls off a cliff in record time
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:35:06 AM No.714156075
>>714155413
Dude. You clearly know jackshit about GPUs. There is a world of difference between Nvidia and AMD Gpus and none of the other handheld pcs or consoles are using Nvidia GPUs. AMDs FSR, Frame gen and ray tracing is dogshit compared to Nvidia's. Every single Switch 2 game is using DLSS right now and being designed from the ground up to use it.

>gimmicks

OK I guess your phone being a thing you can carry around in your pocket and mount as a gps in a car is just a gimmick too if you want to be flagrantly retarded. How is your phone any different from a tower PC? Dumbass.

You have never held a Switch 2 in your hands. No human being should be allowed to make stupid comments on a console without ever using it.

Oh and as for console hacks, good luck bro. So far every attempt seems to have bricked the Switch 2. Even the reddit thread thinks you're retarded.

>"Come on people. This is a random stock tracker twitter account claiming an anonymous source has a game exploit that leads to arbitrary code execution on boot, before the system is even loaded.

>Think. For. A. Damn. Second. Before posting this crap.

>Of course this is fake. It makes absolutely no sense, even if it came from a more trusted source."
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:35:27 AM No.714156095
20250609_135901
20250609_135901
md5: 5b51ae618f557bf2576113380fe09bf1🔍
>>714153294 (OP)
>best selling game
well the masses are never the smartest
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:36:15 AM No.714156132
>>714155574
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:36:55 AM No.714156165
>>714156095
I paid 900€ for this?!
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:37:44 AM No.714156206
>>714153409
already did a couple months ago, then Sony found 5 million more receipts (for the second time)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:37:47 AM No.714156207
>>714153294 (OP)
I doubt it, Nintendo aren't bothering to make enough games for the system for that. I mean, they couldn't even be bothered to make a game for its launch
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:38:45 AM No.714156254
>>714153857
is that the ghost of Shinzo Abe and the dramatic gopher?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:39:14 AM No.714156282
>>714156132
>about to lag behind 5 other consoles before month 3
Get fucked drone.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:39:57 AM No.714156315
>>714153857
>>714156254
damn, let my boomer out. That's probably that squirrel that got put down. Peanut or something.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:39:58 AM No.714156316
>>714156075
damn, you sure love to lick the ass of your multi billion dollar corporation.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:40:14 AM No.714156339
20250609_140619
20250609_140619
md5: 12d503150bb0a3dd7d12b27e5f259697🔍
>>714156165
no idea what you mean
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:41:57 AM No.714156425
>>714156095
What's wrong with your camera?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:43:00 AM No.714156472
>>714156339
What's wrong with your camera?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:43:12 AM No.714156486
>>714156339
I paid 100€ for this?!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:43:21 AM No.714156494
>>714156095
tendiexisters........
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:45:29 AM No.714156605
1748001641869215
1748001641869215
md5: 98e287874890992156119335a441a4e1🔍
>>714153294 (OP)
I can see it happening. Xbox is probably dead, Playstation is pretty lame now with the white look, no exclusives anymore, only got GTA 6. A lot of fans are pissed off Sony's live service direction. Finacially I get it but I don't understand why they went after it with every single studio and they seemed to have zero oversight over their studios which resulted in Concord
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:45:51 AM No.714156620
Dont worry, most people are still within their refund window and can get their money back
then nintendo will eventually fix the display and you can have an OK time playing on switch 2
the ones that bought the thing at launch without reading a single review prob dont care that their eyes hurt anyway
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:49:28 AM No.714156796
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istockphoto-1251099241-612x612
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>>714153294 (OP)
I reckon will probably end up on par with Switch, which is already cemented in history as the best selling video game system of all time.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:51:08 AM No.714156876
1751117921446
1751117921446
md5: 6e498cb9f27c42e1558dd85a1bf71d34🔍
>>714156425
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:51:40 AM No.714156901
Nintendo scholar_thumb.jpg
Nintendo scholar_thumb.jpg
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>>714156605
Nintendo's slop can be emulated on PC and handhelds, they have the worst subscription service in history, their cloud streaming is shit and their broken tablets are overpriced, the future is bleak for Nintendo of America.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:52:10 AM No.714156935
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1751061069517_thumb.jpg
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>>714156472
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:53:07 AM No.714156979
>>714156876
>>714156935
Umm the human eye can't actually see the difference sweaty
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:53:10 AM No.714156982
>>714153294 (OP)
Is this why Nintendo studios are doing multiplat games?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:53:13 AM No.714156989
>>714156935
God that cow ass model is so perfect
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:53:59 AM No.714157037
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we cookin bois
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:55:04 AM No.714157110
>>714156979
s/the/my
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:01:43 PM No.714157469
20250701_105440
20250701_105440
md5: f1421336d6caf890a7b014d5befc1079🔍
>>714156876
Snoys are so completely mindbroken they're now making fake screenshots lmao
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:03:55 PM No.714157592
1724386209211195
1724386209211195
md5: 9429788897ea2c20738a8c8cecf561d8🔍
>>714157469
>IT'S FAKE BRO PLEASE TRUST ME MY FISHER PRICE TABLET SCREEN IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKING GOOD
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:05:28 PM No.714157663
risitas-main
risitas-main
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>>714157592
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:06:29 PM No.714157719
>>714157592
You just got REKT in front of everyone. Post more fake screenshots lmao Switch 2 is bound to start flopping any second now.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:08:30 PM No.714157819
>>714153294 (OP)
Why the fuck is it still sold out? Fuck you Nintendo don't you want my money???!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:17:12 PM No.714158202
>>714153294 (OP)
Not when their games are shit.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:34:26 PM No.714159042
>>714157592
even their death is ghosting
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:49:21 PM No.714159770
>>714153294 (OP)
It's going to beat Switch? Damn, one hell of a run for Nintendo