Thread 714167514

>>714167514 (OP)
>go to meet some crackwhore you met online for a piss orgy with her daughter
>wear sweatpants and don't even bother to wash your hair

Standards are slipping. Whatever happened to making an effort on a first date?

>Nintardo
>is nintarded

I've stopped wearing diapers recreationally because I don't want to be arrested while wearing them.

>>714167660
Why would you be arrested?

>>714167702
he wears diapers, of course he's the kind of degenerate that SHOULD be arrested.

>>714167660
like just don't do illegal stuff

>>714167702
He likely has tons of cp

Is there anything actually linking this guy to Nintendo Switch other than a shitty picture edited in paint? Statistically speaking he's way more likely to be into FGC or Snoy shit or Star Trek

>>714167624
If you're delusional enough to believe that you can get away with a pedo scat session, why would you care about your unwashed hair?

>>714168203
>>714167624
Nevermind, don't answer that

>>714168030
He gets posted on /v/ because he brings up his 3DS a couple of times. He says he uses it to download and store CP but also tries to blame getting it for Christmas as a kid for his porn addiction - supposedly he just randomly just started watching piss fetish porn at ten years old because his parents didn't put the parental filter on the browser.

I keep seeing people say that he was a competitive Splatoon 3 player as well but I don't know if that's actually true or it's just people laughing at Splatoon's Western fanbase being full of LGBT pedos and furries

>>714168030
holy cope

>>714168030
Watch the video
He said his journey started when he looked at porn on his DS
>>714168203
The sad thing is how many people do get away with it
Parents sell their children's bodies all the time

leftists are subhuman freaks

>>714168280
>>714168380
Ah I see that makes sense.

Why would you ever buy a console new, just wait for it drop price and have a bigger selection of games.
Even if the dk game was out, so what? You finish it in like 15 hours and wait a year for more games anyways?

>>714168380
>The sad thing is how many people do get away with it
If you live in a shit part of a shit country maybe

>>714168030
His house was filled with Nintendo merch.

>>714168030
pathetic tendie

>>714168632
Most cattle who buy shit day 1 new are experiencing FOMO. They are too dumb to recognize that they are being taken advantage of, and will viciously defend the company with their lives when you point this out.

>>714168632
>Nintendo
>pirce drop
Come on, man.

>>714168761
Knowing how Nintendo price their first-party games, DK Bananza will likely be the same price when he gets out of prison

>>714167514 (OP)
I love my Switch 2. I can finally play Vampire Survivors without my handheld melting.

How ddo you even develop a scat fetish? Some kids are hot so I understand wanting to fuck them, even though I'm not a pedo, but actual shit and piss? How the fuck do you get aroused by that?

>>714167741
>That diaper bulge
Kek

>>714167514 (OP)
Quick can someone point me to the vid of the FFXIV predator? I want to watch it but this dude has like 10 channels and I have no idea which one it is

>>714167702
He robs banks

>>714167514 (OP)
Little over two weeks. Btw direct coming that week also. Each day the Nintendo Today is putting a history of each FE game. Today was FE3. If it continues daily then FE17 (Engage) will be on July 15. Then new FE will be revealed.

Meltdown from alternate angle
https://files.catbox.moe (slash) tk3rk4.mp4

Full video
https://gofile.io/d/GPk3nC

>>714169303
>new FE
I'd unironically take any fucking game over this painfully mediocre series and I mean anything. Even a new fucking mario tennis.

>>714169737
I’m sorry you feel that way.

>>714168380
>watch the video
I cant endure the san loss. I was barely able to click on this thread

>>714169790
I've played the last three entries and while there's nothing wrong with them I've played like 3 other STRPGS in the last couple of years that completely blow the franchise out of the water. I'd love for ninty to go full ham for the next game but the last 3 have all just felt so lackluster

>>714168634
Even then I have no idea where that’s even possible nowadays cause it’s been cracked down internationally everywhere. Cambodia was like the last hot spot for it, but that was over 10 years ago.
As I typed that out I realized how sus that sounds knowing that lol. /pol/ discussions in the past.

>>714167514 (OP)
should have made a dkc tropical freeze 2

>>714167514 (OP)
He privated his Twitter so he's already out and probably playing his switch 2 rn

>>714169705
I can't watch this shit, man. I've seen a lot of disturbing and disgusting shit over the years but somehow this is way worse then the worst gore I had the displeasure of watching.

>>714170193
Is it cause you relate to him?

ha as a metroid fan this would never happen to me.